>do not eat >do not touch >ILLEGAL to throw in the trash
I'm guessing it's just heated metal and the touch thing is due to burns instead of toxicity... But that is still one spooky disclaimer to find on shit that's in direct contact with food that's supposed to go in your mouth.
Both OP's image and roundball are fake. People fall for this on PrepHole constantly. Try searching "is roundball fake?" in to your favorite search again and you should be able to find the article about the guy who made it.
It's keeping the nuggets in the danger zone for hours or even days, I would be more worried about the bacteria and toxic shit building up on the nuggets.
>AAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!! >The tip! The tip is red hot! >Anon, you rat! You didn't buy the nuggets just to snack on! You just wanted to give me the ol' heat coin!
I'm tempted to report this for having nothing to do with weapons, but honestly it's better than another 50,000 threads on Ukraine and Russia that I'm just gonna enjoy it. What do the Chinkoids use for MREs anyway?
I do enjoy floor pills.
Alright story time >I originally thought about them thanks to ss13 >Playing as clown I ate every pill I found on the floor and I either gained something fun or I died >Bored >Menial labour job >Thinking of ending it because my girlfriend is a massive c**t and my family is all dead
>Hang on a minute >I work in a nursing home as an orderly. >We sweep up old medicine all the time >Put two and two together >Occasionally see the pills the other orderlies drop and they never bother to pick up. >The old people don't miss them because they're old and dumb and once they're on the floor we often don't really know what's in them, so we cant really give them back. >The orderlies always get them an extra surplus anyway >Start collecting them and put them in my pocket >Get home, eat like, four. >I am high as FRICK, one of them must be some super fricking painkiller >This is actually fun
>I now pick up every pill I find. >Made my job and my awful life actually fun >I spend my time doing work and scouring the floor for floor pills >I sometimes have stomach pains and feel sweaty, but nearly always I get high as frick on free drugs. >I'm becoming a pill connoisseur >The god of the floorpill >I can tell which pills do what by feel and look alone without reading the imprints >The orange ones fricked me up once and gave me back aches all over so I wont try those again >The blue ones make me trip BALLS >There's these small white capsules which I'm pretty sure are opioids, those are also baller >There are plenty I don't know what they do but I eat them anyway >Eating floorpills has made me stop wanting to kill myself, at least while I'm autistically searching for floor pills
I have yet to notice any major side effects
I have yet to die.
It's fun.
I only plan on stopping if my suicidal thoughts go away.
If you're gonna die anyway, try it.
I swear people are so moronic that the have to point out obvious jokes to feel smart. Just let the joke sit but no my IQ is so high I can see right through it. I must tell people heat coins are not real.
>do not eat
>do not touch
>ILLEGAL to throw in the trash
I'm guessing it's just heated metal and the touch thing is due to burns instead of toxicity... But that is still one spooky disclaimer to find on shit that's in direct contact with food that's supposed to go in your mouth.
My favorite food is roundmeal.
>boil in a plastic bag
jesus christ
Its fake, but not much less disgusting than most of the frozen goyslop at the grocery store
microwave meals are heated to boiling temperatures in plastic packaging
"protein-blasted" uh oh when you see that it is made in San Fransciso.
This is fake.
wow anon, you're a fricking genius. What gave it away?
I'm telling Davis you said that
He'll come to you!
"SERVES 3 MEN" always gets me
MAN SIZED PORTIONS
I know it's FRESH
but I like to imagine it's
>FLESH!
Both OP's image and roundball are fake. People fall for this on PrepHole constantly. Try searching "is roundball fake?" in to your favorite search again and you should be able to find the article about the guy who made it.
It's keeping the nuggets in the danger zone for hours or even days, I would be more worried about the bacteria and toxic shit building up on the nuggets.
>danger zone
and here I was worried about heat syncope
I mean it sure looks like a watch battery anon
Verification not required.
That's because it is in fact a battery.
>>do not eat
>>do not touch
to throw in the trash
Do NOT taunt it either.
It's probably a gag gift
yeah, frick chinks
it is a watch battery short circuited by the moisture in the bag.
>But that is still one spooky disclaimer
Are you moronic?
Is known fake from 2018. Some Instagram gay makes pretend shit.
good eye anon, this english writing food product in a clearly american grocery store definitely isn't a new chinese mre
It's a public service for our dumber anons. The jokes you though for posting literal reddit trash on /k/.
No, it's pretty real, you've clearly never been to a thrift shop in San Francisco.
Obvious Plant are 'real fakes.' This dude actually makes these products and shelves them at stores.
I hear they're partnered with Taurus.
new mora just dropped
devilish
Mfw I put the "heat coin" in the strippers butthole at the club VIP before my lap dance while I sit back and enjoy my nuggies.
>AAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!
>The tip! The tip is red hot!
>Anon, you rat! You didn't buy the nuggets just to snack on! You just wanted to give me the ol' heat coin!
I'm tempted to report this for having nothing to do with weapons, but honestly it's better than another 50,000 threads on Ukraine and Russia that I'm just gonna enjoy it. What do the Chinkoids use for MREs anyway?
%3D%3D
>What do the Chinkoids use for MREs anyway?
Rancid pork that nearly killed an MRE autist who eats MREs decades past expiry from real people countries.
Uh, weapons?
Davis has one for sure.
Heat Coin is a dangerous item
I'm guessing the Obvious Plant logo got a little too recognizable.
I do enjoy floor pills.
Alright story time
>I originally thought about them thanks to ss13
>Playing as clown I ate every pill I found on the floor and I either gained something fun or I died
>Bored
>Menial labour job
>Thinking of ending it because my girlfriend is a massive c**t and my family is all dead
>Hang on a minute
>I work in a nursing home as an orderly.
>We sweep up old medicine all the time
>Put two and two together
>Occasionally see the pills the other orderlies drop and they never bother to pick up.
>The old people don't miss them because they're old and dumb and once they're on the floor we often don't really know what's in them, so we cant really give them back.
>The orderlies always get them an extra surplus anyway
>Start collecting them and put them in my pocket
>Get home, eat like, four.
>I am high as FRICK, one of them must be some super fricking painkiller
>This is actually fun
>I now pick up every pill I find.
>Made my job and my awful life actually fun
>I spend my time doing work and scouring the floor for floor pills
>I sometimes have stomach pains and feel sweaty, but nearly always I get high as frick on free drugs.
>I'm becoming a pill connoisseur
>The god of the floorpill
>I can tell which pills do what by feel and look alone without reading the imprints
>The orange ones fricked me up once and gave me back aches all over so I wont try those again
>The blue ones make me trip BALLS
>There's these small white capsules which I'm pretty sure are opioids, those are also baller
>There are plenty I don't know what they do but I eat them anyway
>Eating floorpills has made me stop wanting to kill myself, at least while I'm autistically searching for floor pills
I have yet to notice any major side effects
I have yet to die.
It's fun.
I only plan on stopping if my suicidal thoughts go away.
If you're gonna die anyway, try it.
Tell me about the heat coin, /k/.
I swear people are so moronic that the have to point out obvious jokes to feel smart. Just let the joke sit but no my IQ is so high I can see right through it. I must tell people heat coins are not real.
>obvious plant logo
I bet someone would still think this is a real product