New box of military crackers just arrived. How well are you prepared for war?

New box of military crackers just arrived. How well are you prepared for war? How long will you be able to survive under siege?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Id rather just give up and die tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you sound like you're either bald or balding

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Projecting

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          projecting projections

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thats a good goy. Half a shekel has been forwarded to your account.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >not wanting to live in a world run by israelites makes me a israelite

        ok

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These are looking good where do you live?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    each bag is 90g?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. It's SU-2, the larger pack.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    smash homie

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What exactly makes a cracker military grade?
    Enriched with nutrients or just that it is edible for a long time?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You will have some painful shits during some hard times.

      They last forever

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >They last forever

        So does taco bell and mc donalds doesn't mean shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Some people put that stuff in their body

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          if it's dried out of course it's not going to mold

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not eating crackers hopefully

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bump. What’s the redpill on these? I remember reading about these? They’re like survival biscuits packed with calories and nutrients, right?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thats dumb. You can buy a can of the mix and have better taste making fresh and far longer shelf life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anon I see your ceiling

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lol Thats my wife she fell asleep on duo. Forgot I was even screen sharing lol.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This would make a good thread if it was "my box of AR 15 just arrived from Amerika." How are you prepping for ear?"

    Gay poolak thread as usual

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bleached flour + hydrogenated basedbean oil
    ngmi

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    have fun with your constipations

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I took the raiderpill and got my gun permit and a safe full of ammo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I modded my semi auto air rifle to expel my custom made 6.35 lead with 4.5 steel bb tipped pellets at lethal force, it is now considered a WMD in pooland and I don't have a loicense nor is it registered and I'm wanted by the government big time.

      Livin' on the edge is thrillin'

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bet they taste really bland.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Biscotti, known also as cantucci, are Italian almond biscuits that originated in the Tuscan city of Prato. They are twice-baked, oblong-shaped, dry, crunchy, and may be dipped in a drink, traditionally Vin Santo. Wikipedia

    They're rich in eggs if made properly

    Columbus used them as ships biscuits for his voyages of discovery.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't read the filename and I thought this was literally a garlic bread

      I bet they taste really bland.

      You can crumble it and add it to whatever you're eating

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I didn't read the filename and I thought this was literally a garlic bread

        They're rock hard teeth breakers but delicious and soft dipped in coffee or vin sacra.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kek
          Haven't had biscotti in years, a decade mabye even i'm not sure
          But i remember i tried to just eat it witout any fluid to soften it up

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          used to love getting marble biscotti with my morning coffee. dunno why I ever stopped. Might go pick some up later

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Personally I'm going for dried chickpeas aka garbanzo beans. They're cheap 18% protein and don't make me fart like pinto beans.
    The Roman army marched and fought on them.

    Soak them overnight in salt water.
    Slow cook at 190F for 4 hours
    Mash them up to a fine paste
    Add Tahini (sesame seed paste) one tablespoon for a big bowl, add lime juice

    Now you have hummus. Hummus and flatbread will get you through but without the constipation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I see the truth of it

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna stick them up your pussy to absorb Ivan's semen?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >bong worried about semen absorption
      that's new

      >I didn't read the filename and I thought this was literally a garlic bread

      They're rock hard teeth breakers but delicious and soft dipped in coffee or vin sacra.

      sounds fricking delicious, luckily I still have a few bottles of dessert wine from Cyprus and will try to make my own biscotti today

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Got 10 tins of ham.

    Its made in denmark so im hoping its not spam tier. Also shrinkflation is real. No more 10 bags of smokies. Only 5. Same price.

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