On the night of wednesday to thursday (CET) we were so close to WW3, you guys cant even fathom it. Due to a technical issue, the launch of an unanounced russian rocket, for satellite delivery, was mistaken for an ICBM launch. B52 nuclear bombers were send in the air and ready to strike russian targets. Due to the still established redphone the catastrophy was warded pretty much in the last second. Since Russia, seeing those bombers and actviity, activated their entire nuclear arsenal for a retalitory strike.
That was also one of the reasons Israel backed off from attacking Iran btw.
skibidi habibi
nothing ever happens
Just wait for two more weeks and you won't say this anymore
and then santa claus fricked your homosexual asshoe?
Wait.. Santa is REAL?
>takes away from the birth of jesus
>arrives during saturnalia
>encourages you to obey authority in exchange of material goods
>has a bunch of slave elves stuck working in a sweatshop for him
>has a naughty list
>arrives when kids are sleeping
>kids sleep an entire night expecting and consenting to a creep visting their house while they are paralysed in sleep
>name an anagram of Satan
>Satan was called Old Nick; in the middle ages Santa is called Saint Nick
Did you just wake up from a 60 years long coma OP?
https://www.jfklibrary.org/learn/about-jfk/jfk-in-history/cuban-missile-crisis
Wouldn't be the first time. Damn those red phones huh?
You're a moron
FRICK YOU GAY Black person NUKES ARE FAKE have a nice day
youre lying the reason israel pussy out attacking iran because biden wouldnt aid them afraid losing the election
Nukes are fake. Nothing ever happens.
They're not fake. It's just that no world leaders want to wait in their bunkers for years.
OK, prove they are real. Good luck
Prove that they're fake. Good luck. Sure, those pre-CGI videos were just "carpet bombings". Maybe the statistics of a hypothetical nuclear fallout is overblown, but you can only call so many things fake.
how spicy rock not go boom normal
Fear bait.
I believe you because this is the only thing that makes sense. I wish the red phone had its fiber cut instead of 911s.
Goddamn it I was almost Free.
The only reason WW3 would happen is to reduce the world back to 500million. They would just make up a gay ass excuse to wipe out more than half the Earth's populace.
You make it sound like it would be a bad thing
pics or it didn't happen
Damn shame
>1pbtID
and watch this thread stay on the first page for hours with 300+ replies
nu/pol/normies can't distinguish bait from normal post.
It is some decedent bait
> was mistaken
Do your fricking job then, dumb glowBlack person c**t, what are you a diversity hire?
You’re coping about the fact that nothing happened and nothing ever will happen.
Still not selling, gayboy.
Not my problem
No, Now really tell the truth NATO gay. The B-52s couldn't launch due to extreme age and Black person diversity maintenance. Admit it.
Sad to hear all our pain could be brought to an end, but didnt
WW3 has already started.
A WW3 just flew over my house
frick off with your dumb larps you gay fricking roach
Meh
I lived through the cold war. This bullshit had me convinced when I was a kid but you ain't fooling me any more
>B52
Now I have Rock Lobster stuck in my head.
I would have preferred nuclear annihilation.
Black person ww3 constantly almost happens. "Almost" isn't going to strike me. Today, yesterday, and tmorrow is almost ww3. Wake me up when actual shit happens.
A RED PHONE JUST CALLED MY HOUSE!!!!
You act like WW3 is a big deal
Nobody cares about you fruity little insider info
Nice digits NAgtfO shill, any other insights?
Too bad. I had a good feeling. Come on you insider do something stupid. Let's get this over with. We all know it must be done. Even normies want this now.
Checks out out flight data observed that day
I accidentally answered the phone call and said problem officer????
WW3 would be preferable to being swamped with Black folk, trannies, muslims, and fighting for crumbs dropped by israelites who want whites to go extinct so they can take credit for white civilization.
What a shame
I then everyone at NATO clapped
No, there never actually was a red phone! The nickname "red phone" stuck even though the communication system between the US and Russia was never a phone line with a red handset.
In the 1960s, the first version used a teletype machine. Later it switched to fax machines and today it's a secure computer link.
Even if nukes were deployed that isn’t the end of the world. The atmosphere doesn’t become poison and a blast in Moscow or NYC isn’t going to affect the air quality in fricking Wyoming.
Nukes are gay and fake is what I’m trying to say.
"The Red Phone"
>NATO insider here! WW3 almost happened and you dont even know it..
Bummer, I was hoping to see this miserable fake world come to an end. Also checked.
lying Black person, b52 aren't first.
not even the americans could be that moronic
Same thing happened in the early 80s, and was only stopped by a Russian general who refused to follow orders.
>and was only stopped by a Russian general who refused to follow orders.
based.
>ket, for satellite delivery, was mistaken for an ICBM launch. B52 nuclear bombers were send in t
In case this isn't a larp: frick all of you NATO evildoers and frick the horrible, disgusting corrupt former soviet shithole of Ukraine.
Did you just type out the plot to the movie War Games???
wherever I wake up after I die will be infinitely better than this shitshow, is this supposed to scare me?
haha based. Maybe this will teach nuclear nations how stupid it is to have nuclear weapons.