NATO insider here! WW3 almost happened and you dont even know it...

On the night of wednesday to thursday (CET) we were so close to WW3, you guys cant even fathom it. Due to a technical issue, the launch of an unanounced russian rocket, for satellite delivery, was mistaken for an ICBM launch. B52 nuclear bombers were send in the air and ready to strike russian targets. Due to the still established redphone the catastrophy was warded pretty much in the last second. Since Russia, seeing those bombers and actviity, activated their entire nuclear arsenal for a retalitory strike.
That was also one of the reasons Israel backed off from attacking Iran btw.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    skibidi habibi

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nothing ever happens

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just wait for two more weeks and you won't say this anymore

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    and then santa claus fricked your homosexual asshoe?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wait.. Santa is REAL?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >takes away from the birth of jesus
        >arrives during saturnalia
        >encourages you to obey authority in exchange of material goods
        >has a bunch of slave elves stuck working in a sweatshop for him
        >has a naughty list
        >arrives when kids are sleeping
        >kids sleep an entire night expecting and consenting to a creep visting their house while they are paralysed in sleep
        >name an anagram of Satan
        >Satan was called Old Nick; in the middle ages Santa is called Saint Nick

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did you just wake up from a 60 years long coma OP?
    https://www.jfklibrary.org/learn/about-jfk/jfk-in-history/cuban-missile-crisis

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't be the first time. Damn those red phones huh?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're a moron

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK YOU GAY Black person NUKES ARE FAKE have a nice day

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    youre lying the reason israel pussy out attacking iran because biden wouldnt aid them afraid losing the election

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nukes are fake. Nothing ever happens.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're not fake. It's just that no world leaders want to wait in their bunkers for years.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        OK, prove they are real. Good luck

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Prove that they're fake. Good luck. Sure, those pre-CGI videos were just "carpet bombings". Maybe the statistics of a hypothetical nuclear fallout is overblown, but you can only call so many things fake.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            how spicy rock not go boom normal

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fear bait.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I believe you because this is the only thing that makes sense. I wish the red phone had its fiber cut instead of 911s.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamn it I was almost Free.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason WW3 would happen is to reduce the world back to 500million. They would just make up a gay ass excuse to wipe out more than half the Earth's populace.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You make it sound like it would be a bad thing

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pics or it didn't happen

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn shame

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >1pbtID

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and watch this thread stay on the first page for hours with 300+ replies
      nu/pol/normies can't distinguish bait from normal post.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It is some decedent bait

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > was mistaken
    Do your fricking job then, dumb glowBlack person c**t, what are you a diversity hire?

  17. 1 month ago
    sage

    You’re coping about the fact that nothing happened and nothing ever will happen.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Still not selling, gayboy.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not my problem

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, Now really tell the truth NATO gay. The B-52s couldn't launch due to extreme age and Black person diversity maintenance. Admit it.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sad to hear all our pain could be brought to an end, but didnt

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WW3 has already started.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A WW3 just flew over my house

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frick off with your dumb larps you gay fricking roach

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Meh
    I lived through the cold war. This bullshit had me convinced when I was a kid but you ain't fooling me any more

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >B52
    Now I have Rock Lobster stuck in my head.
    I would have preferred nuclear annihilation.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Black person ww3 constantly almost happens. "Almost" isn't going to strike me. Today, yesterday, and tmorrow is almost ww3. Wake me up when actual shit happens.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A RED PHONE JUST CALLED MY HOUSE!!!!

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You act like WW3 is a big deal
    Nobody cares about you fruity little insider info

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nice digits NAgtfO shill, any other insights?

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad. I had a good feeling. Come on you insider do something stupid. Let's get this over with. We all know it must be done. Even normies want this now.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Checks out out flight data observed that day

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I accidentally answered the phone call and said problem officer????

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WW3 would be preferable to being swamped with Black folk, trannies, muslims, and fighting for crumbs dropped by israelites who want whites to go extinct so they can take credit for white civilization.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What a shame

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I then everyone at NATO clapped

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, there never actually was a red phone! The nickname "red phone" stuck even though the communication system between the US and Russia was never a phone line with a red handset.

    In the 1960s, the first version used a teletype machine. Later it switched to fax machines and today it's a secure computer link.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Even if nukes were deployed that isn’t the end of the world. The atmosphere doesn’t become poison and a blast in Moscow or NYC isn’t going to affect the air quality in fricking Wyoming.

    Nukes are gay and fake is what I’m trying to say.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "The Red Phone"

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >NATO insider here! WW3 almost happened and you dont even know it..

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bummer, I was hoping to see this miserable fake world come to an end. Also checked.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lying Black person, b52 aren't first.
    not even the americans could be that moronic

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Same thing happened in the early 80s, and was only stopped by a Russian general who refused to follow orders.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >and was only stopped by a Russian general who refused to follow orders.
      based.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ket, for satellite delivery, was mistaken for an ICBM launch. B52 nuclear bombers were send in t

    In case this isn't a larp: frick all of you NATO evildoers and frick the horrible, disgusting corrupt former soviet shithole of Ukraine.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did you just type out the plot to the movie War Games???

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wherever I wake up after I die will be infinitely better than this shitshow, is this supposed to scare me?

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    haha based. Maybe this will teach nuclear nations how stupid it is to have nuclear weapons.

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