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Name a better /k/ino

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    HEAT

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lengthy runtime [2 + 1/2 hours]
      >50 subplots for no reason
      >Excessive dialogue

      fury

      generation kill

      Unrealistic portrayal of tank combat.

      Lack of character development.

      Limited depth for supporting characters.

      Clichéd war movie tropes.

      Questionable historical accuracy in parts.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        its more kino though

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's too long and too complex for my little monkey brain
        Good to know anon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Questionable historical accuracy in parts.
        Because it doesn't mention the russians? FOR FRICKS SAKE it's a movie set on the western front you dumb aborted shit brain

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Because it doesn't mention the russians?
          what are you smoking anon? Theres a myriad of things you could b***h about when it comes to fury
          Hell the tiger fight scene alone has 50 things in and of itself

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but it has nothing to do with the Russians. A single tank being able to hold against a full company of SS who dont use their panzerfausts shown in earlier scenes is really moronic. The tiger charging forward instead of keeping its distance is also moronic.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fury was written by the the early 00 History Channel

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          MUH TIGER
          MUH SS
          wehraboos have been seething every time Fury gets mentioned, it's tiresome

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lengthy runtime

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is too long.
          It's both too short and too long. It's not long enough to make me care about any of the characters, yet I have to sit through their personal problems.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no-friends homosexual needs to "care" about fictional people to appreciate a good story

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They didn't say "realistic", they said "/k/ino."

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >subplots

        anon thats called human interaction

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Overrated and boring

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This anon is a cowboy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        peak deranged-core

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What movie is this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fury

      generation kill

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fury is absolute garbage and everybody who enjoys that movie should feel bad

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So why comparing a serie to a movie?

        https://i.imgur.com/eMtdb1i.jpg

        Name a better /k/ino

        >pro tip: you can't

        Better /k/ino full metal jacket all day, every day. Besides literally best filmmaker of all time

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also because the text is so fricking good. If youve read it as a book it would be so insane

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just 11:

          . Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

          2. Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: "Bullsh-t. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated!"

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          3. Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: "I bet you're the kind of guy that would f-ck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."

          4. Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: "You goddamn communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out! Now you DO love the Virgin Mary, don't you?"

          5. Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: "That's enough! Get on your feet. Pvt. Pyle you had best square your ass away and start sh-tting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely f--k you up!"

          6. Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: "Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy f-cking walrus-looking piece of sh-t! Get the f-ck off of my obstacle! Get the f--k down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Pvt. Pyle, EVEN IF IT SHORT-D-CKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!"

          7. Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: "I'm asking the f--king questions here, Pvt.! Do you understand?"

          Pvt. Cowboy: "Sir, yes, sir."

          Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: "Well, thank you very much! Can I be in charge for a while?"

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            8. Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: "Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' sh-t, Pvt. Pyle, or did you have to work on it?"

            9. Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: "If it wasn't for d-ckheads like you, there wouldn't be any thievery in this world, would there?"

            10. Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: "Holy Jesus! What is that? What the f-ck is that?! What is that, Pvt. Pyle?!"

            Pvt. Pyle: "Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!"

            Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: "A jelly doughnut?"

            11. Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: "You forget your f--kin' name? 0300. Infantry. You made it."

            12. Unnamed Colonel in Vietnam: "Son, all I've ever asked of my Marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Viet-namese, because inside every asiatic there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've just got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."

            13. Animal Mother: "You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?"

            14. Crazy Earl: "These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth — with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting."

            15. Da Nang Hooker: "Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?"

            16. Pvt. Joker: "Sir, does this mean that Ann-Margret's not coming?"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        fury is a flaming piece of shit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but brads haircut is neat

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          still kino af

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This.

          >Tiger tank crew runs from crippled tank, gets gunned down
          >Sherman tank hunkers down in crippled tank, defeats an entire fricking Waffen SS battalion

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soldier (1998)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's ok. It's not Escape from NY or evem Escape from LA, but it's a whole lot better than the rest of the low effort zoomer garbage ITT. Isn't there a theory about it being a Blade Runner tie in due to some shared props? Nice dubs anyway.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        In addition to that they share the same writer (co-writer for blade runner), who has said he personally considers them to share the same universe and we also get a glimpse of the soldier's combat record; he fought at the shoulder of orion and tannhäuser gate

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Plus when he gets dumped in garbage world, there's a spinner in the junk.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      man this trailer is so fricking 90s, white zombie song is a cherry on top

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Ray's rant about pussy infrastructure is in line with CIA's regional stability analysis models.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's kind of amazing that so many people still refuse to acknowledge that a bunch of aimless bachelors is a recipe for instability.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fun times ahead, friend

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like these movies about wars: Saving Private Ryan, The Wall, Mosul, Hurt Locker.
    What do you think?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play Dirty (1969)

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Outer Limits (1995), Season 2 Episode 18, "The Light Brigade"
    >In this sequel to episode "Quality of Mercy", the ship The Light Brigade is the last hope of humanity in a war against an alien race. In an attempt to turn the tide of the war [..] The Light Brigade carries a new bomb to be delivered to the enemy homeworld. [..] The first was tested on one of the Martian moons, and created an explosion of such power that it was daylight on Earth for several days. The Light Brigade's purpose is to deliver this powerful weapon to destroy the enemy homeworld. [..]

    https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x61g31c

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Outer Limits (1995), Season 2 Episode 18, "The Light Brigade"
      >>In this sequel to episode "Quality of Mercy", the ship The Light Brigade is the last hope of humanity in a war against an alien race. In an attempt to turn the tide of the war [..] The Light Brigade carries a new bomb to be delivered to the enemy homeworld. [..]

      FRICK YOU for reminding me of this. I watched it as a early teenager late at night and the final scene for this episode was and still is the definition of horror for me. This episode was stuck in my head for years....

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    IM JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    true detective season 1

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sopranos
      The Wire
      Generation Kill
      True Detective
      >the episodes of Real Sex worth jerking off too if you didnt have internet

      HBO used to mean something

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I watched the wire again recently and it’s better than I remembered. Maybe it’s all the asinine shit lately, I’m not sure, but it is very, very good.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Big Lebowsky

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Pacific.
    More about the human condition than the banal war and grooming standards.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched Generation Kill because this board wouldnt stop mentioning it, fricking kino, tnx guys

    However all tempoposting aside: was Godfather supposed to be a moron in the show?
    Everything he did worked out but only because of competent grunts and Iraqi weakness instead of his own great plans.
    > Chokepoint on a bridge? send unarmored Humvees to clear it
    > Tanks on an airfield? send unarmored Humvees to assault it
    > General Mattis dropped his sunglasses somewhere? send unarmored Humvees to find them
    > City population is unhappy? TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO, cant help, gotta keep moving! figure it out losers.

    Did he correctly figure out that tempo would frick up his enemies or was he just the right moron in the perfect place? The show seems to suggest the second.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The book says that he was actually a very capable desk jockey but got pushed into an active command role where he tried to suck mattis off. The book in general fleshes out some.of the wilder characters.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i think you're thinking of captain america

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think you're right. The problem stemmed from Mattis deciding that bumrushing the enemy using elite recons troops was a good idea. The tensions still came from ferrando and because of the way mattis structured the marines.
          >In traditional deployments, such as Colbert’s tour in the Afghan War, Recon teams go into the field without their commanders. Ferrando and others at the top stay behind at Camp Pendleton. Usually the highest-ranking authority in the field during a Recon mission is the team leader.
          >Some of the tension in the battalion that Fick alluded to when I first met him at Camp Mathilda stems from the fact that due to Maj. Gen. Mattis’s unorthodox plan to employ First Recon in Iraq as a unified, mobile fighting force, Ferrando and other senior commanders are now for the first time accompanying Recon Marines into the field. >This stress is compounded by Ferrando’s singular obsession with maintaining the Grooming Standard.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sicario. The most /k/ of movies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO. Its like a way gayer, less self aware John Wick. Wait till you find out about real movies like Apocalypse Now, or Battle of the Bulge.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this fricking moron actually thought Sicario was a revenge movie

        You only like Apocalypse Now because of cool boom boom bang bang helicopter scene with classical music and sassy colonel with sunglasses, right?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That is a /k/ino scene for sure.

          But so is the opening scene in the hotel room. And briefing scene. And the beach scene. And arrival at Kurtz's camp. And attempt to call in the air strike. Lots of god ones, which is what makes for a /k/ino film.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >moron thinks Apocalypse Now is an action movie about a cool top secret mission

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand how someone can be so moronic

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One day someone will make a show/movie about this and I hope to Christ it will be as cool as the real thing.

    https://www.hagerty.com/media/automotive-history/armored-camaro-kept-civilians-alive-in-war-torn-bosnia/

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was thinking this the other day, seriously such a badass story

      Maybe Hollywood is too chickenshit to touch the yugoslav wars

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good show. I remember I watched each episode while cleaning my range toy and drinking Guinness. I remember for whatever reason I almost cried during that scene with the dying Haji kid who they were trying to save

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    strike back seasons 2-4, maybe 5

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Band of brothers will forever be the GOAT

    the Pacific is a poor replacement

    Gk is meh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BoB is about men fighting a war
      Pacific is about how war changes a man

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gordy is gone, man. I'll be outside.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look maybe the anons in this thread should be more like trombley.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/6K483il.png

      WHOPPER JR
      WHOPPER JR
      WHOPPER JR

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A BBC miniseries titled "Our World War".
    It was loaded to the gills with Great War /k/ino.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The frick was this guys deal?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know all those moronic schizos from /misc/? That's what you get when give them a gun and a job in the armed service.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't act anything like that in the army.
        Harris did.
        Doty did.
        Melton would have if he wasn't such a chickenshit.
        Cunningham did...
        Okay.
        The moronic /misc/ schizos act like this if you give them a gun and a job with a gun.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      An moron that exists as a team lead because management won’t remove anyone for gross incompetence and buddy fricking.
      Kind of person accidents happen to

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Schicario or whatever it's called was very nice.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lawrence of Arabia is the GOAT.

    Bridge on the River Kwai is also better, along with The Battle of Algiers, Spartacus, Paths to Glory, and Das Boot.

    A Waltz With Bashir is good too, if a bit different. Same for Dr. Stranglove, which is even better.

    Or for less historical war, Ran is near the top. Throne of Blood is good too, and The Thirteenth Warrior. Also Ben-Hur even if it just has a battle.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOAT series and I'm not even a Romaboo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      T. PVLLO AND L. VERENVS BEST

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't see him as anything but the frick up in the Wire now.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The tarkov raid series

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Generation Kill

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