>My mom found some guy on facebook offering a job
>It's for shoveling gravel
>Provides no information on where the job is, on pay, necessary PPE, etc. Just says "Hey buttholes, who wants to shovel gravel? Could end up being full-time."
>I'm an 18 year old, weak as shit, haven't worked a proper full-time job since November (When I was still 17) but has been recently making connections and may end up getting a job at a fricking McDonalds (Which would actually be quite nice for what I want, simple part-time job that gives me money I can save)
>Keep in mind my mother has been unemployed for about 2 months now
>She basically fricking signs me onto the job without my knowledge. I was rightfully a bit ticked off, as I used to be a roofer for a small period of time, and I know that with jobs like these I need notice in-advance to get my shit together.
>Talk to buddy who runs the job.
>Turns out, he's willing to cover the cost for steel-toed boots, as I need those, and I don't got those.
>He's also able to transport me there and back.
>Know this is an immediate red flag. Shit like that is the furthest thing from "first option" with employers without there being a catch.
I'm supposed to be doing that shit on Friday, but I told my mom outright that I'm not fricking doing this shit. It's got red flags all over it.
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Just go do it OP, don't be such a scardey cat
I got plans on Friday too, plans I made before I was made even aware of this butthole's existence.
Why did you post? Kill your mother for defecating you into the world then yourself.
Jobs are not PrepHole, they're formal employment. You already made up your mind so cry somewhere else, perhaps /misc/
Bring gloves...
I'm not a fricking moron dude, I know to bring gloves, big ass bottle of water, some snacks, whatever may be. I don't wanna deek on my buddy is the concern.
anon I assumed you were a moron from the way you talk
What the frick. Get to work! If you're still living at home, you do what she says. Get off your ass and go sweat for a day or two. Gain some muscle and self respect.
I swear the voting age should be 25.
I've made explicit reservations to help my buddy long before I was made aware of this butthole's existence. I'm starting on Monday, or not starting at all. I don't even know if this c**t is going to fricking pay me here, or nickel-and-dime me out of every single dollar I earn.
Fricking 40-something year old c**ts, most of em should be made into hogs.
You are 18, you won't be "friends" with the people you knew in high school for very long.
>you should actively ditch someone who you'd consider a friend for a hard day of work with little to no pay just because you met in high school
also this isn't to mention the fact the aforementioned buddy who could get me a job flipping burgers I met long after I graduated, is about twice my age, and had worked as a manager at McDicks for over a decade. He's got good connections, and can definitely get me hired for a comparable wage with hours that I'd consider better alongside a nonexistent commute. It's just superior altogether to wait a week and just flip burgers.
Yep
Your mom is 100% right
Explain
>oh well uh cause hard work america liberty 1776 man balls something something
frick off, this is work, not religious service. i'm here to get paid, not to get favours. Fricker didn't even talk about pay in the initial synopsis of the fricking job, that's what people in the field call "a fricking joke"
>caint call the guy, fr fr no cap make my anxiety blow up
>have my mommy do it for me
There's a lot more possibility to increase your earnings by working construction than flipping burgers. You're just a lazy butthole who would rather your mom just shut the frick up and make more tendies.
>40 year old working at mcdonalds
>your friend
jesus christ anon
You need to work 60 hours a week if you’re 18 build a nice nest egg until the age of 20-21 before you get too distracted with girls and hobbies and shit.
If you have friends then why do you type like this is your only social outlet?
Start a blog homosexual, no one cares that your mommy made you angies
No, it fricking isn't you frickheaded zoomer. Have some self-respect, man. You're going to do a lot better in the long run by making connections in the trades than working at fricking McDonald's. Yeah, you're gonna eat shit for a couple years digging holes and schlepping tools/materials around before you're truted with more technical work. Deal with the drudgery and you'll earn respect from actual men.
If you stand him up now you will likely lose the job, which is what you want anyway. Meanwhile, your friend will understand if you reschedule your date together.
>I've made explicit reservations to help my buddy long before I was made aware of this butthole's existence
stop pretending you are an adult with important things to do just because you don’t want to shovel gravel
Frick you boomer.
shoveling brings respect, always remember
>voting age should be 25.
Wrong. Only land owners should be allowed to vote
This is why you are a weak b***h, shoveling gravel might do you some good.
Your mom is trying to make you a man, while you are trying to be a fry cook.
His mom needs a job herself. Why she didn't go is beyond me. Useless ass b***h.
You gonna pave. Tell us about it tomorrow. It's a shitty entry level job into a possible career. Nice of your buddy to drive you going to be tar everywhere.
>buddy
I have no idea who the frick this guy is, and I'm pretty he's not gonna pay me shit.
Call and ask the guy, or are you too much of a b***h?
You are at least cognizant of needing connections in this work to get decent work.
Good idea picking a McDonald's manager over the dude who needs tradesman.
Zoomers make me laugh
Nah, I already told the guy and he gave me the aforementioned sacrifice bullshit. I'm not deeking on my buddy, I'm putting my foot down there. I'm fine working on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, or next Friday. But not this Friday or the fricking weekends. If he has a problem with it, so be it. I'm not fricking working on Friday, I already told him I have reservations by text, he gave me some shit, so I'm gonna call him and reiterate that these plans were made before him.
Enjoy your fry cook job where you totally won't be working nights and weekends
Lel, at least your mom had some sense in her fricking brain.
>Gets the red carpet treatment for a job
>Doesn't want to do it
Why are you such a piece of shit, OP?
At least go see how hard it is. It's probably easy most of the time
Also, how do you expect to stop being a weak b***h if you don't work??
He doesn't want to stop being a weak b***h, that's the problem. It's his MOM who wants to to not be a homosexual working at McDonald's.
I wonder where the dad in this situation is, makes you wonder huh?
This is one of those vanishingly rare cases where the female is entirely correct in the matter.
I'm fine doing it honestly, but I'm not doing it on a day I already made plans.
>piece of shit
Says the guy that flakes on everyone, apparently.
If your friend doesn't understand the gravity of a new job, and how Important the first week or two are, he's just as dumb as you are. Your plans don't mean shit.
>you can't start on a monday... because... well... because I said so!
I can tell you enjoy getting fricked in the ass, Steven
I can tell you enjoy getting fricked in the ass, Steven
>I made plans beforehand.
Its all starting to make sense. He doesnt want to ruin his dinner date with his boyfriend.
For shame!
Oh no, that was actually a few weeks ago. I wore picrel. He's a 36 year old 300 pound Corporal in the Army :3
wouldnt want to lose your twink status by actually putting on muscle and getting into shape?
Make total sense, no cap
i have middle-to-low creatine levels so getting overly buff isn't a concern.
you need to be beat.
i mean this in a sexual way.
I want to cum in you
You're just making excuses and looking for any reason you can to not work. Even when given free gear and free transportation, you're floundering. Just pick up the shovel. It's going to be hard, but will only serve to help you get stronger. Otherwise, frick off.
I'd be fine putting my neck out to not get payed, risk getting abducted and sold into frickin slavery for the cartel or whatever, etc.
But just not on that exact Friday. I made plans beforehand.
Have you even talked to the guy you're supposed to be working for? Just tell him that you're finishing up another job, and it wouldn't be right to flake on a prior commitment.
Lol. This guy needs "connections" to get a job at fricking McDonald's. Plus, he thinks he's somehow going to be exclusively part time days, no nights, no weekends. Lol.
I can tell you were born into a rich family. How was is flaunting daddy's credit card in high school? Must've felt really good man. Probably as good as that time when your swim coach touched your butthole in the 7th grade.
The irony in this statement is astounding.
I can tell you were born into an inbred family full of dullards.
Poor people who leave high school and go right to work do so in the trades.
You cant survive on mcdonalds pay, the fact your parents are still taking care of instead of instantly kicking you out means you arent as "poor" as you think.
>swim coach
Poor schools dont have swim coaches
Take your meds, dork. Do you know why 15 year olds work at McDonald's? Because it's that easy and doesn't require a bunch of networking, just a semi functional brain. Again, you're finding any reason you can to not do anything above the most baseline bit of actual work, just so you can have dinner with your boyfriend.
I mean, I changed my mind, but honestly you're still a fricking homosexual - more than I ever will be, a massive cum guzzler - for thinking it's still 1976 and jobs like burger flipping are easy to come by for non-immigrants.
There is a massive shortage of worker in case you had not noticed. Especially hospitality is short staffed. McDonalds will hire crackheads of the street if they can hold a spatula. I work in construction. We do literally hire them because we are that short staffed.
In the entire history of fast food places existing there hasn't been a single day where it was even slightly difficult to get a job at one.
>Probably as good as that time when your swim coach touched your butthole in the 7th grade.
You sound like you speak from experience, projection much? Tell us about it anon.
when I applied at McDonald's about 5 years ago they required 3 references and the manager actually called.them all right in front of me
You're probably a felon or something, right?
>uh yes, hello? Is this Leo the bus driver? Yes? Well, anon here listed you as a reference to clean toilets at McDonald's and I had a few questions I needed to ask of those he listed. First, he refuses to shut off his Nintendo switch, and in fact he's playing it now and hasn't made eye contact with me this entire time. So that's pretty normal, huh? Yeah? Okay.... He also says he needs at extra employee meal for his "girlfriend" which appears to be some kind of body pillow with a cartoon child on it. So you're saying he never leaves home without it? Oh...uh...alright. And the smell? Yeah, I don't think he even notices it either. Well, thanks for the help.
>buddy
>guy
>shovel guy
>mcd guy
>actually a friend
>mom
What the fricknare you trying to say. They don't teach English in school anymore.
Is your friend the same as the gravel guy? Your friend is just gonna help you either way and take you to shovel gravel and buy shoes even though he was about to get you in at mcd?
>Hey buttholes
This c**t is clearly looking for someone he can treat like shit without taking another shovel to the back of the head. Congrats on finding a job worse than McDs.
McDs is shitty work and the only place to go is managing a bunch of dickheads who don't want to be there.
Really, is there nothing better? You're 18 FFS, get an education and really contribute to your home or you'll be stuck taking shit off c**ts like us in our 40s until you're a c**t in your 40s getting told what to do by some mid-20s c**t who did what you should be doing now!
Can you maintain the job through your transition?
Something to consider OP
Is it cash? Work a day and get handed a wad. You don't need steel toes, but seriously do not overstress yourself or you'll throw out your back. Like with weightlifting, improper technique will frick you up.
1. You got a job
2. You got a ride
3. You can quit whenever you want
Why not just give it a day? If it's a total shitshow, you can quit on the spot and wait until your ride shows up.
>he has a ride
Which means he can't leave of his own free will frick that.
Oh no, you have to wait a few hours and never show up again. The horror. At that rate just do it and get paid for the day then leave.
Had newjacks just go sit somewhere and wait for their ride when the realized it wasn't for them, no harm no foul.
I can tell that you think you're smart enough to know everything about someone by reading three sentences that they post, but I'm only giving you one, so you can't tell shit about me.
suck it up buttercup
>be me 13yo
>mom makes copy of birth certificate
>alters it
>makes onther copy
>signs me up for a summer youth job program
>first job municipal computer room peripherals operator
>changing tapes and printer ribbons on main frame computers
>loading punched cards.
next year
>second job checking out sports equipment at a park
>third job helping some guys unload a truck load of whicker baskets
>when done go back to their place
>waiting to be picked up
>they are rolling a pile of joints
want some?
>no thanks
>tell mother
>she freaks because she hates drug user and people who drink
>takes me out of program
>mom takes 90% of my money from all jobs
>say it's for rent
fricking hated the 80's.
>and everyone clapped
That story is not even remotely unbelievable anon
You are such an unbearable homosexual. I hope you grow out of it, for your own sake
Pick up the shovel and dig the fricking hole.
yes cause not caring about russian speaking ukraine that our shadow gov't of the us staged a coup many moons ago and more recently is a money laundering corruption fest ala obama and biden regime pointing out these inconsistencies means youre a commie russia sympathizer!
Dude you're 18, you have nothing to loose by shoveling gravel for a while, even if there is a catch, as long as they don't sell your kidney to China you're good.
maybe don't take job advice from parents who haven't looked for a job in 30 years or at all?
Nice blog post, you should take the time to pull this thread up on your phone and show each guy individually what you've been writing about.
easy first day win
lol PrepHole never fails to make me laugh
(YOU ARE A homosexual OP)
I wouldn't either, frick that dumb b***h. I didn't sign up it, I'm not doing it. She can do it.
Call your mom a Black person and post results
shovel the gravel and buy a house like i did
fricking young people
>can't break plans to shovel gravel
NGMI. Growing up is about breaking plans to do what needs to be done. It's called working cupcake. Let me guess your parents celebrated all your birthdays growing up?
>Growing up is about getting fricked in the ass and enjoying it
Growing up is navigating employers to advocate for yourself, and you bet most bosses want to frick you in the ass. McDonald's is fine work, but I'd rather have a straight job shoveling gravel than floating shift work and dealing with customers. Hell, I'd rather be a dishback at any local restaurant before McDonald's, but fast food actually does guarantee raises if you're just doing it for a while.
ITT: Boomers and keyboard warriors defending being signed up for a job without your consent and it being ok because le american "you live at home so you's a slave homie haha move out if you want to be treated like a human being"
>muh consent
His mom found him a job to earn cash in the most simple way imaginable, and everyone involved is holding his hand through it by giving him equipment and transportation. Still, he's having a panic attack over it being scary to be in the sun for more than 4 minutes and I'm willing to bet his mom has been begging him for months to get a job. OP has thrown out so many excuses why he can't do this, there's a 1000% chance he's done the same thing before, and will do it again when that cherry McDonalds gig he's been working toward comes along.
Just got back from the job. We shoveled gravel in a basement, prepping concrete. Was a good time. Popped two robaxes, prolly go to work on Monday fricked on one.
lmao shoveling gravel was so hard you had to take drugs to cope
Stop samegayging Op. We all know it's you.
Upset June's over?
Post a pic of your bony, childlike hands that have never held a shovel.
do you pay rent?
OP, good for you for sticking up for yourself. Don't listen to any of these buttholes. You did the right thing, just don't be so stressed about this stuff. People gonna try and push you around your whole life. Gotta let it slide like water off a duck's back.
hello op
Is OP smart enough for that?
homosexuals, op is based
Op is a proud twink homosexual that wants to start AM drinking hard dliquor at 18 years old because he is fricking moronic.
Absolutely not based.
Real Op here.
Might be my last post cause my Mom is threatening to take away my internet. She's mad because I quit the shovel job. She just doesn't get it! Those guys were really mean to me. When I showed up to the jobsite, one worker laughed and said I look like E.T. But not healthy E.T., the scene when they find him almost dead in the creek and he's all pale and raccoons are trying to eat him.
I was so mad. If that shovel were any lighter, I would have picked it up and swung it at his stupid face. Instead I just ran home. Like stomping. I stomped ran home with my fist clenched. Mom just doesn't understand. Guess I'll see if I can get the McDonalds job. They won't make fun of me and I get discounted chicken nuggies.
Your a real larping homosexual is what you are
bring condoms
Just give it a try? The worst that could happens is that you quit and keep flipping burgers.
Just fricking talk to your buddy, tell him that you got a job opportunity coming up, fricking hell.
Yeah thats not ideal that your mum signed you up but stop being a whiny b***h and go for it. What else were you planning to do on Friday except wank and play video games?
If he pays you at the end of the day then you can have some cash to buy beer for the weekend
... oh wait, you're a burger and can't drink till your 21 lmfaoooo
i'm actually a leaf, can drink at 18. got me a bottle of southern comfort cheap-ass whiskey to my left
anyways i made a thread dedicated to this bullshit instead of two (
)
You sound like a huge fricking pussy.
First: get some friends you can talk to so that you don’t have to consult strangers on the internet
Second: take the job and learn how to not be such a fricking pussy
Third: quit being such a pussy
>homosexual is an insufferable attentionprostitute
as is to be expected
OP here. They gave me a “gravel job”. Basically they threw me in the gravel hopper then took turns pounding my bussy until everyone coomed including me. It was so embarrassing to coom from what they did to me. Well they actually pounded me a second time each because they said I wasn’t “ready”. I didn’t coom a second time because I coomed so hard the first time I almost passed out. I was barely conscious for round 2. Finally after what felt like hours and hours of meth fueled bussy popping they said I was finally “ready”. What they meant by “ready” was a gapping loose butthole. To finish the “gravel job” they each grabbed a fist full of gravel and put it in my butt then put me to work shoveling with 3 fist fulls of gravel in there. It’s been over a week now and I’m still pooping out gravel, I can hear it hit the toilet when one comes out. I think I’m gay now.
smooth tight gay boi destroyed and torn apart like a disposable fricktoy
unironically hot as frick
>I think I'm gay now.
but OP was very clear that he's gay as frick already. you ruined the fantasy!
Frick you, my sides are aching.
Don't show up. You didn't physically sign up for it. Your mother committed fraud. Tell her dumb ass to get a job. You're working at McDicks
OP here, I shoveled the gravel but I fell down a few times and skinned my knee. I went home after eight hours of shoveling with $80 in my pocket but thats not enough for shoveling gravel. I hate my mom and Im excited to work at McDonalds. Cant wait to have the money to continue investing in shiba. My butt still hurts.
mcdonalds will keep you poor, shovelling gravel can make you rich. try and look further ahead into the future
>$80
No, it isn't worth it, $100 a day minimum now or you're just digging yourself into a hole/ slow bowling like the proverbial frog.
>destroying your body, day drinking, and taking drugs to cope for $10/hr
Brother. Get good at that gravel work. It will save your weak testosterone levels from having been raised by a woman.
EXACTLY what was posted about having to be with Black folk all day at mcronalds, is what will happen to you. It WILL suck. And you will hate it worse than gravel after a month.
After a month of gravel you'll be a man. After a month of mcdonalds you'll be a troony.
>18
>b***h mom turning you into a slave already
Fricking hell man you never had a chance
Tell her to kick rocks
real OP here holy shit you guys are gays
I did the gravel job and started working at McDonalds. First shift in they had me at the fry station instead of training me because one guy called off. I was working next to this guy named Tyreese who kept telling me I wasnt shoveling enough fries even though the scoop was made idiot proof to measure the right amount of fries. About ten orders in he called the manager over and I shit you not her name was Letishia and she was a little over five foot tall. She told me its ok if Im new but make sure im listening to Tyreese. As the day went on Tyreese cooled off but he kept freestyling as he was shoveling fries. I kept getting splashed by hot fryer oil on my arms and it was insane just how fast we shoveled fries. I thought the worst was over for the day as I clocked out but as I got to my car I was confronted by Tyreese. He came jogging out into the lot with two big McDs bags and as I was backing up he launched both of them thru my drivers window (I had the window down cuz I was hot) and I was hit by a torrent of piping hot fries. He was yelling the entire time one phrase "keep shovelin b***h" and even chased me as I drove off throwing gang signs. I told my buddy about this and he said sounds about right. My mom was pissed when I got home cuz she was going out with her new bf and needed the car. Idk what to do guys I've been shoveling fries out of the car for an hour and I keep finding more.
my friend managed to knock over a jar of an estimated 1000 wienertail sticks into my car, 5+ years later and I still keep finding those fricking things in there and can see some between the driver seat and the center console.
>real OP
Put up a trip OP
Guys I got three fistfuls of fries in my butt
>weak as shit
Work makes you strong.
You should be paying the guy instead if it were only for how ripped you'll get by shoveling all this gravel.
Dude you're an idiot---your mum obviously begged the guy to give you a chance and to bear with your stupidity, and you're uber suspicious as a result.
It sounds like he wants to help you--especially if he is willing to buy you work boots before you even start working for him.