My mate found half an american seal control bomb in buttfrick nowhere rural New Zealand

Mates on holiday and just sent me this, idk whether to be concerned or amused. No a weapon per se but i thought you fricks would appreciate it anyway.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spent explosives downstream from old mine
    That is about where you would expect to find them, I suppose.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funniest part is its not mining explosive, its used by fishermen to scare off seals.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its also got US markings for whatever fricking reason. I guess it must have been imported.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's not surprising, New Zealand produces nothing except lumber and meat.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah pretty much. That and milk.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And seals with tinnitus

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >its used by fishermen to scare off seals
        I was hoping it was shoved up the butt of SEALs before they deploy to attempt to keep them on-mission.
        Command can remote detonate them if the operator gets out of control.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now thats an idea, someone get this man on the phone with the president STAT

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Now thats an idea, someone get this man on the phone with the president STAT
            Genius like mine is never appreciated within its own lifetime.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >follow mission parameters or we kill your publisher

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Too bad SEALs love getting their buttholes blown out

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Funniest par
        is the fingernail camo

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >discord screenshot thread
    >/k
    >look what my friend found!!
    Holy reddit, UPBOAT!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Suck your nan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Next time I'll post a screenshot of Xfire

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post one of skype

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can't believe someone mentioning xfire would make me feel old
        where did the time go

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >these are the people shilling up /k/ btw

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    idfk dawg some people on here have a weird obsession with things being "reddit". In my mind caring about being seen as reddit is the most reddit shit possible but its whatever.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My favourite triggerbait is

      Reddit spacing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >some people on here have a weird obsession with things being "reddit".
      There was a time when using reddit was seen as some kind of betrayal of PrepHole, of the anonymity principle perhaps.
      As a persistent forum with endless niche subs, it's useful as a store of knowledge though so everyone ends up there because it's a lot of the decent results when you ask google a specific question on a topic.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never post again

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nail polish
    >pisscord
    >AZNAC
    >WOWZERS look at me I found some r/mildlyinteresting trash!!!!!!!
    reddit is down the hall and to the left homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every time you say the word "reddit" I frick your dad in the bum.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Are you the same homosexual spamming this thread with coal or is there some kind of hive of you frickers?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a fricking turbo-homosexual.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    post guns with timestamp

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off kiwi. You posted a gay thread and you’re getting bullied for it. Your timestamp can eat my ass.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice scrape marks on the wall from the rifles. Get a safe.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          get stuffed in a locker nerd

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That’s my scraping wall. Own guns before you come at me. Kiwis are the gayest of all anglos

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >noooo you can't do whatever with your own wall
          lol lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >p-post guns!
          posts guns
          >y-you're g-gonna scratch your walls!
          fricking dumb goofy b***h. take your fricking L and leave

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice GARBAGE ROD assortment. Get your finger fixed. Those joints are going to give you problems
        when you hit 63 next year.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          t. noguns nail painter who found a piece of a firecracker

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOOO YOU CANT OWN OLD GUNS.
          >YOU CAN ONLY HAVE LE AK OR AR
          have a nice day

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >seal control explosive
    seems a little drastic, just don't buy the books if it's an issue maybe.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just a firecracker.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literal gay with fingernail paint
    you're a gay too OP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just assumed it was a bruise lmao
      t. CONSTANTLY fricking smashing my thumb like a moron at work

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      knowing a twink doesn't make you gay. Really you can have raw steamy sex (topping ofc) with a twink then cuddle him in your arms and eat pizza with him. It still would only be a little bit gay.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >with a twink
        >It still would only be a little bit gay
        More or less gay than a range trap?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          depends if he wears thigh high socks or not

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go back

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Silly German Existentialists having a laff with their Shin Bet buds most likely

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >/k
    >nonamericans

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's your friends discord? He has cute fingers. I want to kiss his tummy.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oi me mate bruv innit.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >discord
    >/k
    >”this is soooooo going on /k
    OP is a homosexual normie

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with nail paint?

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