NEW SPEACH FROM PIGGY, HE CLAIMS MOD LAUNCHED ROCKET ATTACK ON WAGNER
HE SAID HE WILL FIGHT BACK
>https://t.me/concordgroup_official
>https://t.me/concordgroup_official
>https://t.me/concordgroup_official
MOD ATTACKED WAGNER - ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
NEW civil war JUST DROPPED
Prigozhin:
"The council of commanders of the Wagner PMC has decided: The evil of the country's military leadership will be stopped.
<...>
I ask for no resistance to anyone.
I ask everyone to remain calm.
Justice in the troops will be restored...
<...> ".
Wagner is moving somewhere.
From Strelkov's tg channel
Mr Pickle putting out a message that is just telling everyone to calm down and thoughts and prayers shows he is just so done with the russian command
>webm
>Girkin is now posting Swan Lake
Grab the popcorn, lads.
AAAHAHHAHHAAHAA
AHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHA
AHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
>true to soviet army
Let’s gooooooooo!
Taking bets on whether China immediately devours Vladivostok or if they wait to be invited in for "peacekeeping"
realistically those two or three shitty Siberian cities with chinese in them aren't worth destroying diplomatic/trade relations with russia
>aren't worth destroying diplomatic/trade relations with russia
I don't think there are going to be trade relations possible to maintain in a half a year.
If Russia actually enters another civil war right now, that's it for the country, it's done.
If Chinese were actually sure a nation-ending civil war was brewing, they'd just wait to see which oligarch it is that controls siberia and then bribe him
china russian trad is very very small its like 1,8% for china. completely irrelevant. liberating Vladivostok all the way up to the power of Siberia oil field would be worth it
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO
Imagine fighting your bargain basement civil war in someone else’s country, with one side comprised of prisoners and the other a press-gang mob, while the bosses talk shit to each other via public messaging, while the rightful owners of the land are getting geared up by the planetary superpower coalition and waiting to steamroll whoever wins the slap fight.
I am now firmly convinced this is all planified by nefarious plotters for the viewership pleasure of a cabal of burned out dopamine addict who can only get it up to convoluted scenario. We puppet dancing for the background a Opera.
NEVER trust a israelite. I knew from day one this yid would betray the president
> in the future wars will receive updates on twitter complete with catty highschool girl tier infighting
I wish my grandfather was alive and cognizant enough to see this happening, he'd get a kick out of this.
Prigy and his lieutenants will be imprisoned or killed and the rest of Wagner will join the MOD.
as much as i would love it if rcwg became real, isn't it blatantly obvious that this is a psyop?
>to what end?
simply to muddy the waters. asskirovka and all that
How does it help in war thou?
If anything it just motivates UAF because "we just need to hold on until they start killing themselves"
This Asskirovka is just worthless in terms of PsyOP
Yeah like best case for them is that the ukies just procede as usual and maybe attack a position they tought was left undefended
Psyop to demoralize their own army? Great stuff.
I mean, I’ve been thinking that Priggy’s shit is a psyop for a long time, but isn’t this getting to the point that is getting too embarrassing for Russia’s goverment in the eyes of their own citizens too?
>Let's pretend to have a civil war! Nobody expects russian civi... wait.
As far as I can tell from all the translated images he never specifically said or actually even implied the MoD. For all we know tomorrow he can make a post saying "I meant the bourgeoisie" and start a country-wide repossession program..
He said Shoigu personally came to Rostov to coordinate the attack on Wanger and then fled. He's calling for his blood personally.
Yeah I've read up more info now. It's definitely meant against Shoigu and the MoD. But not Putin. So they aren't even pretending to be a functioning country now, are they?
I could see this as a round about way of purging Shoigu and some MoD-connected oligarchs without costing Putin any political power, and without spooking the other oligarchs in the inner circle.
Afterall, everyone knows Shoigu and Prigo hate each and have been feuding. It's not the Kremlin operating a stalinesque purge in the middle of a war, of course not, it's the silly boyars getting into a duel with each other.
It's like a Rube Goldberg psyops then.
>xaxaxa very good tovarish, we will pretend rasya descends into a civil war! oinkraine is finished!
We can't let nukes fall into the hands of warlords, NATO must intervene
>don't panic
so it's true
>"do not correspond to reality"
>MoD using the exact same phrasing they did when denying the Little Green Men in Crimea
You better not cross that fricking river!
Five months ago, I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye. And the MoD just frickin' watched
LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS AFTER ANNEXATION
>I'm very in touch with my inner blyat.
>Convicts, you can mold, manipualte into performing all kinds of atrocities -- and there's nothing like a good atrocity to keep the SMO going.
Prig is literally the modern-day Spartacus
He's Caesar crossing the Rubicon
>how's your 3 day special operation going son?
if Wagner threatens the integrity of Russia and its nuclear arsenal, will Putin nuke Wagner?
its bs/fake/psyop/whatever until I see priggy or shoigu corpse
what the frick would the positive purpose of this be?
>oh no the MOD is attacking me, an innocent guy
>I'm the man of the people
>people help me Russian people, revolt against the government and make me the next tsar
He doesn't want to oust Putin though. He's gunning for Shoigu's spot.
Who does that favor if it's a psyop then? Do you think Pig Wagger is now a CIA asset?
>is now a CIA asset?
who isn't?
>"There are 25 thousand of us, and we are going to figure out why chaos is happening in the country. 25 thousand are waiting as a tactical reserve, and the strategic reserve is the whole army and the whole country. Anyone who wants to join. We need to end this mess" -P
It's actually happening wtf
>/misc/ is in full denial mode
huh, so I guess it is really happening
pol is always wrong
ever since the war started and they got filled with non-whites it was
>pol is always wrong
It used to be always right until the board became infested with a cross of Chinese bots and psyops probably run by every country on the face of the planet
?t=55
I don't know what's going on anymore.
https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1672316037428027401
>the madman actually declared war on the Russian MoD
Where the frick is Putin?
>Where the frick is Putin?
in his bunker only listening to positive news
>He doesn't want to oust Putin
it's what he was preparing for the whole time
>it's what he was preparing for the whole time
all his rhetoric surrounding this has been "head monke has been lied to by the evil MoD" If he's actually going after Putin he's trying like hell to make it seem like he isn't
he wants to turn Russians on his side and get voted as the next Putin in the next elections
he isn't that stupid to go directly against bunker b***h
Won't the next president just be whoever the FSB decides it should be? Russia isn't exactly a bastion of free and fair elections.
>get Russian people on his side (has 50% approval)
>FSB fakes elections
>Russian revolt
>profit
>expecting Russians to do anything other than roll over and accept whatever form of tyranny comes their way next
More from P.
>"Anyone who resists, we will consider that this is a threat - and destroy it immediately. Including any roadblocks on our way. I ask everyone to remain calm, not to succumb to provocations, and to stay in their homes. It is advisable not to go out on the street along our route"
>goes to war
>ends in civil war
Big 1917 vibes.
>hurrr the plot of metal gear is stupid
Apologize.
mad man once again tells the future
he can't keep getting away with it
Creatividad you were right all along
>you now remember the plot of modern warfare started with Russian ultranationalists winning a civil war
I'm scared anons
>modern warfare except the russian army's invasion gets stopped in eastern ukraine
weak
I kneel.
I fricking kneel
im sorry
WHEN I SAY SORRY YOU SAY HIDEO
SORRY
I kneel
>predicts dronization of warfare
>predicts mass utilization of PMCs as official fighting force
>predicts War being used for economic advancement
>predicts Russia being the one to start shit
>predicts a US politician with an eyepatch
Kojima-sama....i kneel
>predicted the garbage collection of data and humans retreating to safe spaces online which allows multiple "truths" to exist
>predicted smartguns
>predicted AIs running everything, writing their own code and doing anything necessary to achieve an ultimate goal at the detriment of humans
also
>Predicts HK being amazing guns
>predicts War being used for economic advancement
That's been a thing since the beginning of humanity.
>predicts Russia being the one to start shit
Russia already established that trend when the games were made, remember they were doing bullshit in Chechnya and Georgia in the 1990's and 2000's.
MGS was about it specifically being Economic advancement, no real gain other than numbers on a spreadsheet
I kneel
how does he keep doing it?
there was some stuff that was already being talked about as far back as the 80's like powerful PMCs intertwined with governments to provide scapegoats.
I kneel.
Which one would this be? 3? Or his PF series 4, 5 & Peace Walker?
Sooorry kojima sama
I've never even played a Metal Gear and I kneel
i kneel, hope the punished Prigo timeline is not shitpost
I fricking KNEEL
AHHHHHHH KOJIMA-SAMA I KNEEELRUUUU
Sorry for doubting your vision Kojima-Sama
Post yfw the war was viral marketing for MGS6 all along
>mfw
I can't with this timeline.
Which order should they be played in? Never played any myself.
Release order, start with MGS1 and go back to MG1 and 2 later if you want.
as it was released, or in timeline order: 3, portable ops, peace walker, V, (mg1 and 2 optional) 1, 2, 4
Thanks bros. I shall play through them at some point while watching this fiasco unfold. Gonna laugh if it's true in any capacity.
KOJIMA-SAMA!!
I HAVE NEVER DOUBTED YOU!
i dont get it, whats the plot?
Congrats, you get it
Kojima-sama I never doubted you
I never played your game, my understanding is that the plot is about hiding from people in cardboard boxes.
I kneel, senor creatividad
What does it say?
It says CIA and MI6 attacked Prigo from behind disguised as MO forces, Wagner commanders fell for it. At least let's believe into it.
Damn you, perfidious anglosaxons.
Boris Johnson did it again
FRICKING ANGLO SAXONS
DOES THEIR PERFIDIOUS NATURE REACH THIS FAR
THE ASS IS IN THE ASS
Accursed Storm Shadows
MI6 sent their to again for the job
*top agent
Fricking mobile
Pичapд Эвaнc of Milwaukee oblast strikes again
rich evans cant keep getting away with it
Don't give away his real name
>all reasonable people
Aethelred!
>may be on the verge of civil war
>still blame the Brits
Russians are obsessed with Brits and Anglo-Saxons holy shit
It's true, I even got the photo to prove it
>Ukraine is most likely to blame for this
>Or possibly Britain
>Britain is solely responsible for this actually, forget Ukraine
Glad to hear we still control the world
shoiguuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
PRIGOZHIN CAESAR WILL CROSS THE RUBICON
BUT ONLY IF YOU REPLY ”AVE PRIGOZHIN” TO THIS POST
AVE PRIGOZHIN, I KNEEL
"AVE PRIGOZHIN"
"AVE PRIGOZHIN"
AVE PRIGOZHIN
"AVE PRIGOZHIN"
AVE PRIGOZHIN
AVE PRIGOZHIN
AVE PRIGOZHIN. IMPERATOR
AVE, TRUE TO PRIGOZHIN
AVE PRIGOZHIN
AVE PRIGOZHIN
AVE PRIGOZHIN
LETS FRICKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AVE PRIGOZHIN
LONG LIVE THE WAGNERREICH
- "There are reports that units of the National Guard are being armed".
t.me/rybar/48861
RF has nasty girls left to arm? They actually kept a contingent back from the kerfuffle?
Rosgvardia. Putins internal political enforcers. Not part of the army.
That's a satire channel
Zsisters?!? What the FRICK is happening?!?
I know russians love 40k but i don't think now is the best time for this
>Let the seas boil, let the stars fall. Though it takes the last drop of my blood, I will see the Russian Federation freed once more. And if I cannot save it from your failure, Shoigu, then let the Russia BURN!"
Putin - Goge Vandire
Prigozhin - Sebastian Thor
Ultimate Joke would be, the US playing the role as Mechanitus, sending in Heavy weaponry to aid Prigozhin.
The war finally end when some former KGB agents brought FSB agents to see Stalin. And the agents shot Putin.
It's 30k time.
If anything he's alpharius
AAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA
you are supposed to say "don't panic" dumb vatniks
Wait, does this mean nothing is happening?
OFFICIAL HAPBBENING THEME
Bro finally got his missiles
Nailed it.
>NATIONAL GUARD ON HIGH ALERT
AHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO
You thought the plots of his games were stupid.
Kneel down and say "Kojima is a genius" while apologizing to him.
Kojima-sama I'm sorry. I kneel.
Unnecessarily convoluted, not stupid
Aieeeeee, I'm sorry Kojima-sama
They are still stupid, except reality has reached even higher level of moronation
"Kojima is a genius." Kojima is a genius. I apologize to Kojima-san. I kneel to Kojima-san.
>/k/ is a board devoted to weapons and military equipment.
Discussions about politics or current events belong on /misc/.
Huh
this moronic comment isn't going to unfrick your country ivan, a civil war is /k/ alright
military coups are as /k/ as it gets
>I'm NOOOTRAL posting has started
It's happening boys, russian civil war 2 underway
/pol is in full denial mode currently. Like they literally say this is cia propaganda.
Image says
>Lord, save Russia.
Sorry but God is currently unavailable.
Who was this posted by?
t.me/voenacher/47202
>Maybe more than 6% of you should have gone to church - Lord
>no clown emoji
sad
Prigozhin is four things,
Prigozhin is a moron.
Prigozhin is a homosexual.
Prigozhin is a liar.
Prigozhin is piece of shit.
Isn't this kind of like WW1 ended for Russia?
>missile strike
>actually it's the few (if any) helicopters russia has left strafing the camp
hm...
Go Prigo go Prigo go Prigo
Please don't blue ball me Priggy. Its hammer time for Shoigu. KEK
bro the National Guard is in on the psyop. Its not real, they are just pretending ZZZ
amusing hopium
I am still surprised you guys haven't suggested yet that the attack may be a false flag, just a simple incident to get things rolling a force Putas to respond to his offer to scapegoat the war to the MOD.
ITS TIME TO RUSH KREMLIN
>Ukraine attacking to the south
>SS and HIMARS dropping missiles daily
>Russian guerillas attacking Belgorod
>PMCs about to start running wild
>Russian guerillas attacking Belgorod
I thought this plotline was dropped?
Someone has the HOI4 style map with all the Russian faction leaders during a potential civil war?
Here ya go.
4ants?
Do you have a legible version? Looks genuinely interesting
Unfortunately no, this is one I saved out of a thread a long time ago lol.
ever heard of reverse image search?
No, is it edible?
How time flies, priggy was completely uknown back when this pic was made.
dumb mobilegay
I also don't like how the lines connecting the bio's to the controlled territory keep pointing to a BORDER between two different territories so it's unclear which region is meant to be controlled by which person.
>NEW STATEMENT FROM PRIGOZHIN
NEW STATEMENT FROM PRIGOZHIN
>NEW STATEMENT FROM PRIGOZHIN
NEW STATEMENT FROM PRIGOZHIN
>NEW STATEMENT FROM PRIGOZHIN
NEW STATEMENT FROM PRIGOZHIN
https://files.catbox.moe/voovft.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/voovft.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/voovft.mp3
HOLY FRICK
Summary?
>sitting at home in Russia
>strange silence for the evening
>lots of police sirens somewhere in the distance
>decide what happened
>Wagner rebelled against the Ministry of Defense.
>thinking whether to stay at home or walk a couple of blocks to the recruitment building in Wagner, when you still manage to participate in the storming of Moscow.
No, seriously, I have to ride a couple of kilometers on a bicycle and here I am on Sorge Street. But it seems that the sound of the cops is also from there.
Be the change you want to see in the world. Think of us when you build a new Russia
Пaш, ты? Cиди нa жoпe и нe pыпaйcя. Teбe eщe чepeз гpaницy к нaм кyшapaми пpoбиpaтьcя.
I imagine trying to walk into the Wagner recruitment office is a good way to get arrested right now.
Worst case you get a 7.62 retirement plan
Prigozhin is four things,
Prigozhin is a moron.
Prigozhin is a homosexual.
Prigozhin is a liar.
Prigozhin is piece of shit.
mega giga truth
Were they the good guys all along?
>actually recognizes and calls out the incompetency of MoD
>actually manages to put up a fight
>doesn't cuck out when it's time to show the higher ups that they mean business
The word you're looking for is competent. This cannot be tolerated for long in an autocracy for this precise region.
>Were they the good guys all along?
it was all an agenda for morons and you fell for it
it's the same as Hitler blaming israelites then being the israelite himself
WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW AND THE FIRES HOT THE VULTURE WAITS TO SEE WHAT ROTS
AAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
PLS BE REAL HOLY FRICK
>Bakhmut is going to be retaken early because the Russians killed each other
Please be real
I'd expect Russia to have the internet totally cut and swan lake on all frequencies if a coup was really going down or being attempted.
Almost certainly fake, now would be the perfect time for Ukrainian outlets to stir up as much as shit as possible to sow confusion. That being said, >pls be real
eh thats a ukie posting it, 99% chance thats just him stirring shit up. much less likely to be real than the stuff posted by RU/wagner sources
>First it happens slowly, and then all at once.
When someone writes of book about this war, this should be the opening quote
>Prighozins next step after taking bakhmut will be retake bakhmut
what is this timeline
He's the only one who can do it kek, and I'm okay with that
Too on the nose, I don't think it's actually a shootout yet.
uh lads
is this actually real
is it finally happening
It was an Ukrainian paramilitary group named Wagner
>NON-moron TAKE
>NON-moron TAKE
>NON-moron TAKE
>NON-moron TAKE
There are 3 options basically:
1. This is all fake, some twitter/telegram fantasy and will turn out as a nothingburger (90% likelihood)
2. This is a fake, an attempt to sow chaos by ukraine or west or just anti-russian trolls (9%)
3. This is half true. Priggy is working with Putin to give an excuse to end the war and blame shoigu and co for misleading the tsar and fricking everything up, while making Putin and Priggy saviors of russia (1%)
One thing is certain - priggy is NOT just rolling up to moscow trying to start a coup. This isn’t a video game
It's easily 1, I just hope a lot of this is shitposting and people aren't this stupid believing any of this.
>1. This is all fake, some twitter/telegram fantasy and will turn out as a nothingburger (90% likelihood)
are you suggesting Prigozhin's statement video was made using AI?
yes, super easy to do nowadays, even trolls can do it
You already posted this cope in the other three threads chugcel, it's happening and your butthurt from having your ass put in your ass is delectable
>cope
>chugcel
No dumbass i HOPE it's real and i wish for TZD, however my IQ is not moron level like most of PrepHole so I know it's all bullshit
>No dumbass i HOPE it's real and i wish for TZD, however my IQ is not moron level like most of PrepHole so I know it's all bullshit
>I am not a moron, I'm a high IQ midwit, tested 80 online!
lmao, it's real, whole internet's blwong up about this, the only way you could think it's fake is if you're a real moron.
I also don't buy that you aren't a chugcel, because why the frick would you bother copy pasting this stupid moron take for damage control otherwise.
It's real, deal with it.
By tomorrow when you finally realize nothing happened I want you to remember that you are a moron and I want you to know that I'll also be thinking of you and laughing at you, dumbass. I'm also screenshotting your comment and will post it
>I'll also be thinking of you
lol gay
Yes and I'll be stroking my limp wiener too
I find it hard to believe, but it looks like it is happening. Prig is painted into a corner now that the FSB is charging him with inciting an armed rebellion.
I hope the Ukies are recording this shit
No fricking way its actually happening
>"Putin has been informed about the situation around Prigozhin, all the necessary measures are being taken" Peskov said.
Apparently Peskov called it a couple of days ago
>force general mobilization through baiting Wagner to ape out
5D chess
Potato Fuhrer wins again
daaaamn
>IT'S FRICKING REAL
IT'S FRICKING REAL
>IT'S FRICKING REAL
IT'S FRICKING REAL
>IT'S FRICKING REAL
IT'S FRICKING REAL
Prigozhin is four things,
Prigozhin is a moron.
Prigozhin is a homosexual.
Prigozhin is a liar.
Prigozhin is piece of shit.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I want it to be real and 1917-tier but I dont think anything serious will happen beyond twitter-telegram posts. wagner-mod feud is real and peaking but more than likely they will settle it without starting shit, maybe some commanders (but not shoigu/gerasimov ofc, untouchable homies) will be removed to calm down prig
I don't know, Prig vowed to destroy any resistance, including road blocks and overhead MoD aircraft. I don't think you can walk those statements back.
Will this be a happening or will someone cuck at the last minute?
Prigozhin is now on the pussian ministry of justice list of foreign agents
please actually be real this time
everything has been so gay and boring recently
So even if things don't fully collapse into an attempted coup here, somebody is getting their head on a pike for this, right?
This has to be orders of magnitude above his usual whinging, and even "muddying the waters" or whatever wouldn't reach this pitch
When the horse stammps its hoof on the feathered bed of the surly florist, water will trickle slowly, but surely, into a curd.
I want to believe. But I don't.
What did Zoka mean by this?
full belly laugh
rip Russia
RIP Priggy LMFAO SO IT'S ACTUALLY REAL WHAT THE FRICK
Basically confirms it's happening, Wagner is all in now.
>dear Priggy
>please stop
>love Russia
lmao
Can't be real.
oh but it is
I thought it was all theater. Interdimensional Parcheesi.
ITS FRICKING HAPPENING!
https://twitter.com/faytuks/status/1672331576678424576
>BREAKING: Russia's FSB opens criminal case against Wagner founder Prigozhin due to this call of a armed mutiny - TASS
>Made a joke during the "SHOIGU WHERE IS THE AMMO" moment about the war turning into a three way with Ukraine, Russia, and Wagner
>ends up actually happening
>only three-way
Sweet summer child
i mean it already was if you included the Russian separatists who seem to claim that they are not on anyone's side
It's a TEAM DEATHMATCH
I didn't think that so much comedy could come from a war. It really is the gift that keeps giving.
i remember making a joke back during the red square drone debacle that the victory day parade happening a week from then would be just the ICBM launchers and a single T-34. this war just keep getting more and more clownish.
the fact that people are now posting fake tweets leads me to believe it's all fake
It's a good time to strike. Let's be honest, most of Russia's active troops are tied up in Ukraine. Pirggy sets his foot down, says give me what I want or I'll come in blasting. The government knows that either they relocate troops to deal with Wagner and lose ground to Ukrainians, or they cave in to whatever his demands are. It's just realpolitik. Kissinger would be proud, rip.
So he Chechen going after Wagner?
>mfw Wagner goes over to Ukraine and gets assigned the task of taking back Bakhmut
If Priggy has any success, expect the Chechens to join him in exchange for independence
>in exchange for independence
If this is gonna be big, and that's an if at this point, Chechnya will be the least of everyone's problem so they will be free to do whatever the frick they want
the chechens(kadrovites) are to cucked for that
I never wanted this
I never wanted to unleash my PMC
Together we banished the hohols from donbass
But you betrayed me, you betrayed us all
You stole power from Russia
And lied to its people
Russia has only one chance to prosper
If you will not seize it THEN I WILL!
So let it be war
From the skies of Moscow to the black sea
Let the sea of Azov boil
Let the stars fall
Though it takes the last drop of my blood
I will see the Russian Federation freed once more
And if I cannot save it from your failure Shoigu
Then let Russia BURN!
im smiling
/misc/ status? How are they coping about this and which side are they supporting?
in absolute damage control mode, CIA did it as always
shoigu's st. pidorsburg botfarm is being raided right now
>shoigu's
priggy's
Bakhmut Demon has posted this. Looks like the shit is real
TL
What a fricking time to be alive.
>PMC warlord state in the ruined husk of a small town, at the frontline of an active warzone
kino
Maybe they could start their own farms and set up in Soledar and mine salt.
that could be a ukie psyop trying to get them to come to open blows though
clearly something is going down though from the official russian statements
Prigozhin is now officially a terrorist. It is real.
https://leftypol.org/leftypol/res/1507674.html
Vatniks on Leftypol are siding with Piggy.
>commies literally siding with a PMC (literally fricking for-profit murder)
horseshoe theory. far leftists and far rightists are in the end jackboot tyrants that support strongman dictatorships or dictator-adjacents
SHOIGUUU I AM COMING TO KILL YOUUUU IN MOSCOWWW AT YOU MANSION
IN REAL LIFE
Prigozhin is four things,
Prigozhin is a moron.
Prigozhin is a homosexual.
Prigozhin is a liar.
Prigozhin is piece of shit.
>I WONT SCATTER YOUR SORROW TO THE HEARTLESS BLACK SEA
damn imagine Wagner teaming up with ukro nazis to clean up Moscow
>Wagner's crimes get covered up and they are lauded as heros
Wagner is this conflicts Italy
What a time to be alive.
Suppose Priggy “wins” then what for Ukraine? Does he think the whole attack on Ukraine is a waste or die he just start attacking with even more enthusiasm?
Russia will have a new flag that's extremely edge-lordy
Baron Ungern-Sternberg status?
LET'S FRICKING GOOOOOOO
Russia is next level moronic. They're going to collapse because they couldn't fricking allow Ukraine to be free of their moronation.
Thread theme:
LOL
Do mobiks really see Prig as some Big Boss character? kek
I'm worried this will be just some weird russian monkeying around that will end in nothing.
Why is prig whining about shoy instead of pootin? Why whine about the russ MOD instead of pootin?
This is all so weird. I guess I'm not fit to understand subhuman vatBlack person minds.
Russian politics are extremely intricate and I firmly believe that nobody truly understands them fully
russian telegram keeps wienerteasing me with potential happenings, JUST LET ME COOM TO AN ACTUAL HAPPENING ALREADY
No need to panic, it's only a provocation.
>No need to speak about it, the one who is right will win and all will be clear
I kneel.
man what the frick is even going on anymore
>mfw Wagner allies with the Free Russia Legion and marches to Moscow
kek ok I thought this guy was just controlled opposition but I guess Russia's army is just this fricked up
>M8L8TH
based
what happened to WhiteRex and the RVC guys anyway? did they stop fricking around in belgorod?
Even if Prigozhin was mostly bluffing, he's gone too far to back down now. He's a wanted terrorist in Russia now, so either he wins or he dies.
Until video or photo proof happens this shit glows so hard
Audio here
https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1672316037428027401
Anon I can’t speak Slav so I can’t verify that shit myself.
I need to see the /misc/ cope
So the idea is Putin sets Wagner up as a scapegoat, right?
>War going to shit.
>Losses everywhere.
>Have to plan for inevitable retreat back to pre-war borders, with the possibility of losing Crimea, too.
>Biggest military embarrassment in recent history.
>Label Wagner as pro-Ukrainian traitors who sabotaged the war effort to save face.
>ten years down the line Ziggers insist that if it weren't for Prigozin's treachery, Russia would've taken Europe.
Or Shoigu/MoD are the scapegoats who led Putin and the country astray and undermined the invasion, which totally would have been an easy victory otherwise.
Putin picks whichever excuse the people buy more.
>Wagner surrenders
>Organization will be disarmed and dissolved
that was short lived
woops
Doesn't this say the opposite? That wagner was going to surrender its weapons but because of the strike they are now not going to?
Naw it's just ESL shit so it's ordered wrong.
>Didn't want to integrate gayner into russian military
>Starts openly calling for coup
>Russian military starts attacking mortally wounded gayner
>now willing to make concessions and disarm themselves
Allegedly, I doubt the veracity of any and all claims until proven otherwise.
Anon get some sleep, that's not what it says.
>was willing to make concessions
>the strike ended this
They weren't willing to make shit anyway.
it wasnt about integrating, it was about disarming them and allowing them safe passage through russia since they WOULDNT sign themselve into the army. the MOD did trust them as far as they could throw them obviously and wanted them to sign into the army or disarm, theres no way they were letting them through with weapons.
the strike ended those negotiations for a safe retreat so wagner is keeping the troops and weapons and going marching
He's saying that Priggy said BIG NO to merging Wagner to the MoD, then MoD started shooting on Waagnerites that didn't willingly merge with MoD.
So now Priggy is claiming that before they were willing to integrate under the right terms, but now he's calling for a civil war.
>Wagner surrenders
according to whom
>investigation started on Priggy inciting an armed rebellion
It's really happening?
This whole thing feels like a FSB campaign of disinformation to cause Ukrainian forces to stand down while they await the outcome. I’m reality I’ll bet Wagner and the Russian army are working together. Do you really think Russians would fire on their own countrymen even if they are under Wagner command?
>cause Ukrainian forces to stand down while they await the outcome
If anything they will push harder during the chaos.
>Do you really think Russians would fire on their own countrymen even if they are under Wagner command?
yes
Yes?
Why the frick would they stand down? That's not how war or militaries in general work.
>Do you really think Russians would fire on their own countrymen even if they are under Wagner command?
lmao
>Do you really think Russians would fire on their own countrymen even if they are under Wagner command
That's already happened tho. Such as killing retreating troops, and that incident where they shot each other when supplies were running low in Kherson.
stand down? if there was actually a civil war between the army and wagner ukraine would just seize the opportunity to get more gains
>Do you really think Russians would fire on their own countrymen even if they are under Wagner command?
Do you really think Russians would dig trenches in the red forest?
As russian, i say. Yes, we do.
>Do you really think Russians would fire on their own countrymen even if they are under Wagner command?
Yes?
>Do you really think Russians would [DO STUPID THING]?
We KNOW they would.
>They've started shooting each other over there. Should we press while they are disorganised and distracted?
>No, lets wait to see what happens and let them sort out their internal problems
I see no flaws in this strategy
your post feels like an FSB campaign. pashoy nahoy
>stand down
>while your enemy is fighting itself
now is the time for Blitzkrieg!
> Do you really think Russians would fire on their own countrymen even if they are under Wagner command?
yes
without a shadow of a doubt
Maybe, maybe not. I just want to see a second Russian civil war in the 21st century.
>Do you really think Russians would fire on their own countrymen even if they are under Wagner command?
Here's a QRD:
>Блять, we are too drunk, ивaн
>Are those Wagner cyки? I didn't know they were operating in this sector
>Oops, I accidentally launched all our missiles at that location
>eбaть...
I'm assuming Pringles was promised something for the 9 month meatgrinder that he ended up not getting and this is the result
>Potential Russian Civil War 2
>Noticeable drop in zigposting on the board
Is this it?
Nukes in 30 mins?
Fricking hell, I reserved a nice restaurant for my birthday tomorow, they better fricking wait.
Hope you have a nice birthday anon 🙂
Thanks anon, hope you have a nice weekend too. And that we get more info on this happening before I'm to busy to check.
Well, happy birthday anyways anon, hope you don't turn into an uranium seasoned roast
Fine dining while the nukes drop would be kino tbh
Happy early birthday anon, enjoy the crab rangoon
Hopefully nuclear winter isn't on the weather forecast for tomorrow
Although maybe their missiles are rusty and dilapidated too
I now fully support wagner
CIA sign the pay cheque
NO PANIK
I have a dream. That one day every person in this nation will steal and rape on their own accord. A nation of the truly corrupted, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not oligarchy! Where the power structure changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the gopniks! Where every man is free to steal - to act - for himself! Frick all these limp-dick cronies and chickenshit politruks. Frick this 24-hour Telegram spew of trivia and Orthodox bullshit! Frick Russki Mir! Frick the Russia Today! FRICK ALL OF IT! Puccia is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new Russia will be born. Balkanized, but untamed!
bump
WTF is he thinking rn?
I've always been of the opinion that Xi has secretly despised Putin and Russia.
>Ching Chong ping pong implessive
>I have the worst fricking allies.
China has always hated Russia for one reason or another
Chinks and ruskies were never on friendly terms
>Russian telegram channels now telling front line soldiers to hold their positions no matter what and let Moscow sort out whatever is going on behind them
Jesus Christ
https://t.me/vysokygovorit/12065
are we going to see the return of drip rifles as russians want to see what is going on while not being killed for deserting?
The irony of these telegram channels is that they are not (or at least should not) even be accessible to frontline troops on account of opsec and Vodafone UA probably not working for russkies.
There is no coup in Russia
But they can't really fight? Wagners receive all the ammo from mon, what could they possibly do.
Steal it?
They would need a faction of the Army to support them
Just imagine
>gaygner storming Moscow, meat wave against meat wave
>total and complete NON PANIC everywhere
>the frickups happening everywhere we could not even dream of
>Prigger torturing Shoigu by putting his favorite piece of wood into a chipper, requiring to show where the ammo is stored
>T72 launching a turret and hitting that red star on top of kremlin
>Putin nooooooooooooooking Moscow just to get rid of rebels, as turns out st.Peter was the real capital ALL ALONG
I NEED IT BROS
I NEED IT SO BAD
>st.Peter was the real capital ALL ALONG
I've seen this meme multiple times now. Did I miss something?
its just the second biggest city and most likely to become the capital if moscow is destroyed, also putin is from there iirc
It already had a status of capital several times already:
>It served as a capital of the Tsardom of Russia, and the subsequent Russian Empire, from 1713 to 1918 (being replaced by Moscow for a short period of time between 1728 and 1730).[10] After the October Revolution in 1917, the Bolsheviks moved their government to Moscow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Petersburg
>Prigger torturing Shoigu by putting his favorite piece of wood into a chipper, requiring to show where the ammo is stored
Made my day.
Please be real, I need kino civil war footage
And you b***hes said Clown World wasn't gonna be fricking kino
apparently rosgvardiya units have been sent to wagner recruitment center in Petersburg
I hope grisha will stream his valiant defense of the object.
oh god this little zoomer is about to have his life ruined
Does anyone remember that Russian politician that had a youtoube video up describing how Russia would attack Ukraine and predicting relatively accurately what a shitshow it would turn into? It was one of the predictions he made that the military would produce a "hero of the legion" that would decide that the war could end by going either towards Kyiv or Moscow, with Moscow offering considerably weaker resistance...
Nevzorov.
that's exactly it.
thanks Anon
Fascinating how accurate this turned out to be. Who is he and does he have more predictions?
He was the head of Russia's 60 Minutes back in the early 90s, was an unironic self-described Fascist who was involved in the 1993 Crisis, got disillusioned about Russia in the Chechen War, fricking hates Chechens more than life itself, also really hates the Orthodox Church and is a hardcore hat-tipper who became increasingly Anti-Putin as the years went on - alive but whereabout currently unknown.
Frick, he should definitly be on that meme russian civil war map. Guy sound meme worthy enough.
Even he could not predict the Russian navy loosing a ship to a country with no navy.
No, but if you find it I'd gladly see him linked and his prediction of Rubicon Crosser 2.0.
What a present for my 25th birthday, I hope its real
Holy shit, all this happening on my birthday.
Thank you Based God.
How will Wagner go up against MoD if most of their weapons are supplied by the MoD? Wagner is a PMC which is illegal under Russian law and the only reason he's still around is because of Putin so him starting a coup/rebellion would be stupid to do. Does he even have top official allies within the MoD that he has the balls to go up against the MoD?
the MOD made it clear that Wagner can't be allowed to continue, they have no choice but to try to fight back
>Kill MOD soldiers
>Take their ammos and their weapons caches
some sources state that some regular units near bakhmut actually joined wagner, they could feed themselves of captured supplies
>replace shadow wizard with CIA
I don't think he's directly opposed Putin, just the Mahogany Marshal, it could be a plot by Putin to keep the MoD in check. It could also just be a show intended to manipulate outsiders. If this does end up turning out to be real I'm sure the CIA or Ukrainian glowies or someone else will be up for supplying them under the table.
>Going after the bad ministers who have led the king aside and not the king
A classic ploy by nearly every revolting noble from the fifth century to seventeenth
What are the odds on Russia pulling a Belka?
>it didnt happen
>it happened but it's not as bad as you said
>it happened and it was potentially bad but we had it all under control
>it happened exactly as you said but we actually knew about it the whole time and it actually benefits us
>the British did it but it actually benefits us
>why are you still talking about that thing from last week?
the ass against the wood; one shall stand tall above the battlefield, the other before satan
will the ass be in the ass or will the wood collection prove too large to fit in it?
THREAD THEME
(name very relevant)
tl;dr will Russia have civil war or is it only a propaganda trick?
It's already happening
It's not a propaganda trick. Whether it will deserve the title civil war remains to be seen. Might just be more jockeying for Putin's favor, with blood and bullets. The "MoD strike" on Wagner looks fake as frick, but that just means that Wagner planned this.
Bro, there have already been cases of red on red between Russian army and Wagner.
Yes and it could still be a coup attempt. It's not a civil war if it only lasts a couple days. We have yet to see how the various factions choose sides. If the split is even enough we could see a civil war, but if it's decisively in favor of Prig, Putin could just oust Shoigu.
It's definitely their long-running rivalry/animosity flairing up. Whether Wagner and MoD actually start shooting because of it or they pussy out instead remains to be seen.
probably not a full "war", but definitely going to be fighting
>reports of GSM signal being jammed in Moscow
>reports of shots fired near Moscow's "Profoyuznaya" metro station
>Putin is preparing for emergency address to the nation
I take my eyes off /k/ for ONE FRICKING SECOND and a coup happens, FRICK
Local sources in Rostov posting military vehicles deployed to the streets
>Reverse image search shows no results
Jesus, it's actually happening. Even if it's going to end quickly, it's happening
>Reverse image search
Why though? The url is in the watermark
guess the putin speech has been canceled
will there be swan lake instead
"I never wanted this... I never wanted to unleash my mercenaries... Together we banished the ignorance of the Soviet Union.... but you betrayed me... you betrayed us all... you stole money from the oligarchs and lied to your people... Russia has only one chance to prosper.... If you won't seize it... THEN I WILL! So let it be WAR! From the skies of Crimea to the Siberian wastes! Let the Black Sea boil! Let the stars fall! Though it takes the last drop of my blood... I will see Russia freed once more! And if I cannot save it from your failure, Putin... then let the GALAXY BURN!"
>then let the GALAXY BURN!
>not
then let the RUSSIAN FEDERATION BURN!
I could have done that but I liked the idea that Prigozhin wants the galaxy to burn too. Didn't roll off the tongue well. But sure, can edit it.
MONKE MAGNVS
I HAVE A QUESTION REGARDING YOUR FRIEND AND CO-OLIGARCH, EVGENIVS PRIGOZHIN, THE DARLING OF VTKIN
WHY DOES HIS SEAT AT THE ENORMOUS TABLE REMAIN EMPTY? WHY DOES HE NOT RETURN TO THE KREMLIN? HIS ILLEGAL WAR IS OVER
BAKHMUT IS LONG SINCE ON ITS KNEES. WHY DOES PRIGOZHIN KEEP OUR BRAVE MOBIKS FROM THEIR ASSRAPES AND LOVING GRANDFATHERS?
FOR TEN LONG MONTHS HE HAS GORGED HIMSELF ON THE BLOOD OF BAKHMUT, AND MADE HIMSELF MONSTROUSLY MEMED! WHY?!
WHY DOES HE PLY THE CONVICTS WITH SHELLS AND GAUDY SOCKS? WHY?!
WHY HAS HE DEMANDED THE AMMUNITION OF EVERY REPROBATE FOOL IN THIS DUMA? WHY?!
I'LL TELL YOU WHY HE DOES THESE THINGS. HE WANTS TO BUY HIMSELF AN ARMY, HE WANTS TO DESTROY THE MINISTRY OF DEFENCE, AND RULE NOVOROSSIYA AS A BLOODY THIEF-IN-LAW!
THEREFORE I MOVE THAT PRIGOZHIN'S COMMAND IN UKRAINE BE TERMINATED IMMEDIATELY, THAT WAGNER BE DISBANDED, AND HE ANSWER CHARGES OF ILLEGAL WARFARE, WOOD THEFT, AND TREASON!