Minoan Home

Does anyone have a guide for constructing a Minoan Home?

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minoan_civilization

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here you go.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Minoan
      >known for a very specific writing system
      >posts a pic of a completely different writing system
      Your failure is absolute. have a nice day via exposure and take your own shame to hades with you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wikipedia never lies pal

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's really weird, it looks way more like cuneiform than linear A

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because its not Linear A you moron! The Minoan civilization has more script systems that the only one you know... Your retardation will be similar to someone in the year 3000 thinking that a text they have in English is not English because it's in Arial instead of being in Times New Roman.
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cypro-Minoan_syllabary

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that dude cannot stop getting rekt lmao i love it. what a complete loser lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          just made that guy look like an absolute moron lol

          https://i.imgur.com/jcxiP8H.jpg

          That's really weird, it looks way more like cuneiform than linear A

          shutup moron lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wikipedia has a ridiculous amount of unsourced claims, sometimes entire entries are sourceless, and soumetimes the sources have little to nothing to do with claims made in the articles

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In this case he's totally correct. His tablet is the Cypro-Minoan syllabary; apparently it's currently somewhere in the Louvre.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cypro-Minoan_syllabary?wprov=sfla1

            Damn, dude. How do you even live with yourself after this?

            Eh. I think I'll survive as long as we all agree to continue ignoring OP's actual question.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          BTFO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/aVcoSa7.png

        wikipedia never lies pal

        >the absolute state of PrepHoleposters

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What a useless fucking ass.
        Go take your reddit degree to the struggle session and cry.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are Minoan and Sumerian related? It's pre-phoenecia right?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Are Minoan and Sumerian related?
          Presumably not; there's sort of 1500 years between the two writing systems (Liner A/B is the younger).
          >It's pre-phoenecia right?
          Yes, but they're not related; Phonecian is closer to Egyptian hieroglyphs than anything.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Right, because no language can describe the activities, culture, architecture of people whose native language is different.
        This is unironically why Taco Bell sucks; the recipes are not written and relayed to the staff in Nahuatl, which is the only way food of mesoamerican origin can be described.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, dude. How do you even live with yourself after this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know if anyone has told you this before but you are mentally deficient and should stop posting or pretending to know shit you don't.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In this case he's totally correct. His tablet is the Cypro-Minoan syllabary; apparently it's currently somewhere in the Louvre.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cypro-Minoan_syllabary?wprov=sfla1

        [...]
        Eh. I think I'll survive as long as we all agree to continue ignoring OP's actual question.

        damn this dude is a straight up cocksucker

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the fuck would you willingly live in something like that? That's barely a step above a mud hut.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's nice for climates that don't snow and have warmer temperatures.
      With some modifications, you could make it burglar proof and even use the top floor as a defense tower for sniping when the skeleton army arrives from Cyprus.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make the base otut of cob. It easy to work with and yoy csn stucco the thing whatever colour you want your life size doll house to be. Good luck with the pillars, not many stone masons these days that can carve a stone pillar like that. Maybe have a go at it yourself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Good luck with the pillars
      Buy prefab fiberglass column for $150, slap concrete & stucco on the outside of it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not considered a supportive structure.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Not considered a supportive structure
          Sure they are. HB&G permacast fiberglass columns are structural components, and they're probably the most common composite column found in the US. They're certainly strong enough to hold up that shitty roof made out of sticks. And if it's really a concern they could be installed around wood or steel posts.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You will never build it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes it's good to have knowledge for the sake of having knowledge

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it could possibly be useful information for you at some point, sure. Knowing how to build a shitty mud hut from 4k years ago isn't useful information.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're talking to a guy who completed two different trade schools for the sake of acquiring knowledge

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The difference is you have the ability to use what you learned there to your benefit so it's not useless knowledge. This however really is useless knowledge.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sure but in this case it was worth it so we can all make fun of that jackass.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't a modern greek house suffice?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JFC, the retards itt who see a clay architectural model and assume that it perfectly replicates every aspect of how the real thing was made down to using identical materials.

    "Minoan buildings often had flat, tiled roofs; plaster, wood or flagstone floors, and stood two to three stories high. Lower walls were typically constructed of ***stone and rubble, and the upper walls of mudbrick***. Ceiling timbers held up the roofs.

    Construction materials for villas and palaces varied, and included sandstone, gypsum and limestone. Building techniques also varied, with some palaces using ***ashlar masonry*** and others roughly-hewn, ***megalithic blocks***.
    inb4-
    >HURR TO THE DURR, MUH "MUDBRICK" !!! SEE, ITS JUST MUD!!!!!

    " Mudbricks are known from 9000BCE, though ***since 4000BCE, bricks have also been fired***, to increase their strength and durability."

    I guess this explains why so many seething motards on this board think that "American houses are built out of cardboard"...they saw something like picrel and applied the same "logic" they're using re: Minoan building systems itt.

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