>you're a Russian BMP driver
>you've been in the military for 4 months in total
>get told to attack this position 10kms away
>you're 8km into this 10km drive
>you've passed 10 destroyed Russian tanks >you've passed 30 destroyed destroyed Russian BMPS
>as you get closer the ground gets more and more cratered with the wrecks closer together
what are you doing next?
Taking solace in knowing the Ukies have probably ran out of shells by now.
its ok because those are nato tanks with z's painted on them to demoralize us
Keep driving forward because life is hell and salvation lay ahead
It's ok, you were driving half of them.
lel
Just another day at the office.
Me in Arma Antistasi taking another armored vehicle out of the faction garage to try and recover at least some of the half a dozen disabled ones that I drove earlier and lost to Javelin fire and airstrikes.
>what are you doing next?
hit a mine
dont brake too hard or all the men riding on top with 2 months training will all fall off
>what are you doing next?
dying.
Stop, wait for the infantry to start dismounting and then suddenly reverse. When the screams start, make a 270 degree turn and hit a mine. After that crawl out of the wreck with two hand grenades and blow yourself up.
>what are you doing next?
watch lead vehicle get fricked
get hit by $100 drone built by some greasy nerd
end up in nafo meme compilation with music worse than your fate
Lightning doesn’t strike 41 times. I drive forward.
>be russian
>blind fricking drunk
problem solved cumrat
Well, because all that bad stuff happened to other people, there's no way I'm NOT the lucky one who gets through. Easy game, OP
>Push charred and detracked vehicle really hard
>road wheel of wreck sets off mines ahead
>black smoke due to engine load and navy diesel
>obscures laser ranging, visual and IR targetting, from air or ground, just a black cloud approaching
>artillery called
>sets off some mines and frag hit the side of the hull
>multiple atgms and a slurry autocannon fired into the smoke
>most lost in the cloud, timed fuse are a suggestion, vt fuese sets off on the empty hull, and conventional heat and ke is absorbed by 6 meter heavy air gap
>"stop the tank" "i can't, its not"
>crap, that engine smoke is fire
>escapes in smoke before vehicle turning into walking fire
>driver n commander still arguing about sticks and switches after some distance is made
>the smoke went into the treeline, hear that one or two tree fell, engine stopped after grinding the troony
>smoke starts to come out of the forest, no one pursues
>aparently enemy abandonded position in chaos after spending all their fire support to no avail and theres a fire spreading
>wild rumors and videos from the blacksuns super weapon either from enemy or their own false flag to vengeful tank ghost spreads immediately
>immediate gag order and secrete investigation does not help, late release about just vehicle fire with no evidence is as convincing as 911 news report
>next
I'm going to rape that twink-looking rookie in the troop compartment
Dismount and walk towards ukie lines holding hands in the air and waving something white.
find mobiks to run over
> "Hey Yuri there's too much oil in the engine, I'm going to go back and drain all the excess."
>Drain the engine of all its oil.
> "Shit looks like I left it too late. We're broken down, time to walk back boys"