Im baffled at the irony of "protecting yourself" from the infinitesimal chance of witnessing a psycho shooting up a mall, or the offchance of getting mugged (if youre dumb enough to walk around a bad neighborhood at night), but somehow people carry a gun pointed at their balls.
Its almost as if they dont realize that they are 10 times more likely to shoot themselves than to fall victim to a violent crime.
> It’s almost as if they dont realize that they are 10 times more likely to shoot themselves than to fall victim to a violent crime.
It’s not the odds, it’s the stakes.
>it’s unlikely so you SHOULDN’T prepare for it
do you know how many webms of nogs burglarizing upstanding neighborhoods I have watched you slavish homosexual? I’m going to laugh my ass off when the next doorbell cam vid is of your face getting repeatedly kicked in by seven feral monkeys while you’re walking your Yorkie
>Its almost as if they dont realize that they are 10 times more likely to shoot themselves than to fall victim to a violent crime.
Those odds are because people who don't train owns and carries guns.
Now think of what the odds would be for a competent gun owner.
>Black personlover can't open his mouth without dicks falling out
why are they like this? no bimbo prostitute is as wienerhungry and obsessed as the american leftist
> Anyone else get the problem when they sit and their barrel and the seat squeeze a ball?
No but when my 80 lb dog jumps on my lap he pushes it down and it hurts >Also sweaty belly and belly hair getting caught in the holster.
Luckily not because unlike most fats here I have a six-pack and trim hair short as a preference
Anyone who carries primarily non-appendix in 2023 is overweight or obese. It's not surprising that the obesity rate on /k/ is as high as the replies here indicate.
Tucking in a buttonup over AIWB is bullshit which is why I carry strongside. Some of us wear adult outfits and things like ties daily and not anime shirts or wifebeaters all day anon.
Strongside is fine if you're wearing a jacket which fits poorly, but otherwise makes your waist look big and prints. I'd use an enigma with a subcompact gun below the beltline appendix if I had to tuck my shirts in. I chose medicine in part for the perk of wearing what are basically pajamas almost every day.
I can't appendix carry because it prints, it's uncomfortable, and because I wear well fitting shirts. I'm also not a fatso and have a lower BMI. I either carry at my 4 o clock or straight 6 o clock to minimize printing in well fitting clothes.
Guy stuck a gun down his pants, bent over to pick something up, the gun fired likely shooting him in the leg, lady came over to apply a makeshift tourniquet since he's likely bleeding everywhere now.
>tfw just carry gun on my hip in an OWB holster like handguns are meant to be carried >tfw not an egg shaped eunuch so my shoulders are wide enough to cover it
>there’s a loaded gun pointed at my junk at all times
Only homosexuals and 'groids appendix carry. Look at it this way, fricko, you will get a discount on your transition surgery, after you N.D. into your groin.
I legit can not do that with my p80 glock. I just can't. No issue with my 92fs though, none whatsoever. Carrying it half wienered, one in the pipe. I think it may be that I trust DA/SA over striker fired pistols.
Why anyone would do this is beyond me
DIY sex reassignment surgery
wait until that anon shows up that has his girdle. some glock and like 3 extendos in it
ripped jeans for a fad back in the 90s.
don't know why the hell anyone would do it today.
Homos, I guess.
Im baffled at the irony of "protecting yourself" from the infinitesimal chance of witnessing a psycho shooting up a mall, or the offchance of getting mugged (if youre dumb enough to walk around a bad neighborhood at night), but somehow people carry a gun pointed at their balls.
Its almost as if they dont realize that they are 10 times more likely to shoot themselves than to fall victim to a violent crime.
> It’s almost as if they dont realize that they are 10 times more likely to shoot themselves than to fall victim to a violent crime.
It’s not the odds, it’s the stakes.
>it’s unlikely so you SHOULDN’T prepare for it
do you know how many webms of nogs burglarizing upstanding neighborhoods I have watched you slavish homosexual? I’m going to laugh my ass off when the next doorbell cam vid is of your face getting repeatedly kicked in by seven feral monkeys while you’re walking your Yorkie
>Its almost as if they dont realize that they are 10 times more likely to shoot themselves than to fall victim to a violent crime.
Those odds are because people who don't train owns and carries guns.
Now think of what the odds would be for a competent gun owner.
>glock
there's your problem
Hey, maybe that twink wants a SRS.
That's why they say you have the gun to compensate for penis.
if you have the room to carry this way then you're not in danger of shooting anything worthwhile.
Skill issue. Just get a smaller dick
idk why you would copy something black gangsters do
Racism is little dick energy
Im not racist, i just hate people of other races.
Racism is simple evolutionary logic. It's your genes manipulating your thoughts and actions towards preserving your bloodline and that of your race.
Not according to the guy with the worlds most preserved bloodline
He mainly fricked other mongoloid women
Time traveling court cuck? You didn't see it, you weren't there
Says the grand wizard of the confederation of sister fisters
>Black personlover can't open his mouth without dicks falling out
why are they like this? no bimbo prostitute is as wienerhungry and obsessed as the american leftist
not an argument
how is it pointed at your junk? its parallel with it
Problem solved
/thread
Just make sure the barrel is long enough to clear your package
>glonk
I do this, too, but with a DAO revolver with a 12 lb trigger.
>he fell for the appendix carry meme
>Lust provoking image
>Room temperature IQ take
Incest porn game, begone Alabama Man
appendix carry is for cc sissies
just oc a chest holster like a real man
t. someone who has never OC'd in his life
shhh, /k/ has always been a pro chest-holster board
https://www.nuttybuddyballistic.com/
I haev smoll pp so it's no problem for me.
So you're an expert marksman now?
>post a close-up photo of my groin area
>go to work
>check /k/ 7 hours later
>thread somehow still up with 26 replies
The absolute state of this board
Okay now give it back to the king, Damocles
Anyone else get the problem when they sit and their barrel and the seat squeeze a ball?
Also sweaty belly and belly hair getting caught in the holster.
> Anyone else get the problem when they sit and their barrel and the seat squeeze a ball?
No but when my 80 lb dog jumps on my lap he pushes it down and it hurts
>Also sweaty belly and belly hair getting caught in the holster.
Luckily not because unlike most fats here I have a six-pack and trim hair short as a preference
Anyone who carries primarily non-appendix in 2023 is overweight or obese. It's not surprising that the obesity rate on /k/ is as high as the replies here indicate.
Tucking in a buttonup over AIWB is bullshit which is why I carry strongside. Some of us wear adult outfits and things like ties daily and not anime shirts or wifebeaters all day anon.
Strongside is fine if you're wearing a jacket which fits poorly, but otherwise makes your waist look big and prints. I'd use an enigma with a subcompact gun below the beltline appendix if I had to tuck my shirts in. I chose medicine in part for the perk of wearing what are basically pajamas almost every day.
I can't appendix carry because it prints, it's uncomfortable, and because I wear well fitting shirts. I'm also not a fatso and have a lower BMI. I either carry at my 4 o clock or straight 6 o clock to minimize printing in well fitting clothes.
Its junk adjacent
owo
You've already had FIVE ND's carrying like that??
Or, can you not afford new pants?
I ND in my pants all the time uwu
>those pants
That's a great idea
What’s the story here?
Guy stuck a gun down his pants, bent over to pick something up, the gun fired likely shooting him in the leg, lady came over to apply a makeshift tourniquet since he's likely bleeding everywhere now.
>tfw just carry gun on my hip in an OWB holster like handguns are meant to be carried
>tfw not an egg shaped eunuch so my shoulders are wide enough to cover it
Maybe stop putting it there before you accidentally transition yourself.
>goes off at random
>jams when it's needed
Perfection
That shit has to be uncomfortable as frick. Can't even shrimp comfortably.
Gm sirs
now I’m printing anon
the police fear the mexican carry man
I actually do have a nylon belt on underneath lol. This is my preferred method for comfort when not wearing beltloop pants / shorts
mirin
Cute
>pounces on u
ummm... hi :3
UwU xD
>captcha: KNGGA
Now that florida legalized concealed carry without a permit, I assume we're going to see a lot more "florida man shot his dick off" stories
Carry a 1911, literally no issue
>there’s a loaded gun pointed at my junk at all times
Only homosexuals and 'groids appendix carry. Look at it this way, fricko, you will get a discount on your transition surgery, after you N.D. into your groin.
Name another way to hide a Glock 17 in jeans and a tucked in shirt while it's 98 out
>why
Work uniform
got a tiny dick and balls so I doubt it will hit anyway
counter this with another gun, pointing up from your junk at the gun that's pointed at your junk, creating a mexican stand off
Yep. It's the only way to keep my ivory anaconda under some semblance of control.
I legit can not do that with my p80 glock. I just can't. No issue with my 92fs though, none whatsoever. Carrying it half wienered, one in the pipe. I think it may be that I trust DA/SA over striker fired pistols.
>junk
Maid yourself homosexual