What would you do differently?
https://www.kctv5.com/2022/07/12/lost-hiker-found-dead-following-search-wooded-area-lake-jacomo/
He couldn't make it over a 24 hr period. What do you think happened to him? Sun went down then found dead the next day.
Lost Hiker Found Dead Next Day
probably was a city gay. Couldn't survive 1 night without diversity.
I feel bad for him.
It's shitty use someone's death as a means to feel superior.
no reason to feel for him, some people are just doomed to die from their own stupidity.
>t. emotionally stunted teenager
>t. projecting homosexual
>n-no u
ahem
boo hoo hoo b***h homie I don't care
The entire realm of biology relies on the basis of different creatures being inferior/superior to each other and their dynamics and effects on the world through breeding/feeding/seeding/sneeding etc. To think that just because someone dies from their own weakness with no excuses that I should feel bad for them, you are wrong. They are an inferior being and I hope they didnt pass on their genes. If they were a 70 year old woman it would be different. Let all weak men pass sooner rather than later.
boring troll is boring
I feel bad that his family has to live with his stupidity.
holy shit, it's a joke, fricking lighten up predditor
He was diversified.
Who it's that?
some coal burner.
Wups, I accidentally deleted the image. Picrel, diversification going on.
>probably was a city gay. Couldn't survive 1 night without diversity.
Seeing as you can go a few days without food and water before dropping dead it was either heat exhaustion, random brain eating virus or whatever killed that family and their dog suddenly, or a murder.
Vaccine-induced heart attack/SADS
That tends to manifest as a cardiac event, right? So heatstroke could well play a part.
from a quick google.. seems you can die within a few hours in hot conditions and exercising.
Who knows how old this man was.. but it seems it was 37c temp. Heaps of people have died in a few such at such temps.
RIP
Reminds me of when I was hiking on a Georgia section of the AT back during the 2021 summer. Ran into 3 college-aged white girls over the weekend who had driven up to day hike and take pictures for their socials. None of them were prepared for hiking whatsoever.
>wearing sandals
>short booty shorts
>tank tops
>no water with them
I was nice and gave them some water. Turned out that they had been out for over a few hours and were going in circles due to being confused.
And you gave them water and showed them out? Without taking advantage of the situation?
You nasty little simp, if I was in that situation I would've let them die, honestly. What a sad little simp you are.
>being nice to someone when they need assistance means you're a simp
Damn anon, I would hate to see what kind of person you are once you're not behind a keyboard.
You're the type who would watch someone get mugged and shrug. Saying; hey, it wasn't me.
Go out in the woods, place a gun barrel into your mouth, and pull the trigger. Do the world a favor and remove toxic self from our plane of existence.
Not him but you're the one who needs to kys in this situation. Moralgays are the lowest Black person cattle of humans.
What’s a simp?
don't use gay zoomer language here, child
There was a heat wave in Tucson a few years ago where several people died within a few days. One was a nurse who had recently moved here. Took her dog for a walk and keeled over. Another was a college girl who died way up in the mountains where it's normally cooler. And a couple German tourists died, IIRC.
>whatever killed that family and their dog suddenly
oh you mean only bringing 2L of water in 100+ degree heat for 3 people and a dog? they were fricking morons just like this guy.
>NOOOOO YOU CANT HECKIN LAUGH AT PEOPLES STUPIDITY!!!!
you must be depressed 24/7 if you give a single shit about stuff like this.
No, I'm just a decent person. Edge is for homosexual teens.
How do you get lost on a maintained path and then die?
step on snek at night time
My neighbor got lost in a stretch of woods completely boxed in by roads. Literally could have walked 5 minutes in any direction,and been home free. Granted, he got lost at night, but come on... The search party found him in ten minutes,shivering next to a boulder.
There was a thing I saw, some pop-science show years back, that illustrated that the average person, when denied any fixed waypoint or other means for directional reference, would walk (while believing themselves to be in a straight line) in a roughly circular or loop-de-loop pattern and make minimal gains in their intended direction as a result.
I throw a rock out in front of me then walk to it and repeat if I'm wandering the desert so I don't do the big circle.
Not how it works, you turn very slight angles over the course of miles. If you think you are headed straight north you might walk a whole day and end up facing east.
and then you just commit sudoku
Definitely believable but kind of why we use magnets in a little metal thing on a string to guide us.
Heard they're not too expensive either.
Could have been senile dementia.
I wouldn't worry about it.
This story has all the calling cards of The Jacomo Maniac, a former park ranger turned serial killer who stalks ill-prepared PrepHole larpers and teaches them a harsh lesson on survival.
But why leave the body on land? There's an easy lake right next to the trail.
>Ohno's he had a cramp while swimming and drown!
Is this board normally like this?
No, normally it’s worse.
In what ways?
diagonal and horizontal
Like what
>does this board normally derail threads to discuss this board
Haven't been here in about 8 months but yes, this always happens
This is actually a good discussion by PrepHole's standards. Normally the threads here are fricking garbage.
>Normally the threads here are fricking garbage.
Where else am I going to flex on strangers about how I spent $800 on a shell jacket?
Reddit, you’re looking for Reddit
As a former KC native (frick that city) I would place money down that the lost hiker was black and had no survival equipment with them. Probably went out to do a day-hike, became dehydrated, and passed out to never wake up again.
Why would a black ever go hiking?
My best friend is black and he's completed the AT and the PCT.
What
said. I had known more than a few black people when I did the AT in 2021. Had the following people come and go from my trail family
>early 20s WM/BW couple
>mid-50s BM who could make the cheapest of Dollar General food into 5-star meals as he was a retired chef
>early 30s BW who went through a nasty divorce and wanted to try hiking after watching a bunch of israelitetube videos for a new experience
Tbh whenever I see black couples, even non-urban looking pleasant enough ones, they are woefully underprepared. Like Poland Spring water bottle and Sneakers on Mount Washington underprepared
because its fun probably
He got the vaxx clot
Definitely not a wendigo. Don't worry about those.
I don't trust you
they don't even exist.
You know, I can feel superior to normies because I can navigate and know basic wilderness survival, but they have jobs and families and friends so...
Its the same as ALL mysterious deaths on public land
Some guy wanted to commit sudoku and was too embarrassed and covered it up with some moronic scenario like this
Thats all any of this shit ever is
Its not skinwalkers
Its not samsquanch
its not incompetency
Its not aylamaos
Its not the CIA
Its not a serial killer
Now fricking stop with the goddamn 411 threads
>Its not aylamaos
Thin green fingers typed this
This place is a city park. It'd take a couple hours to travel the entire path. how the frick do you die in here?
>drugs
>fat
>heat
>Vaccinated against sars-cov-2, the deadliest virus known to man
>any combination of these
lmao fewer than 3 miles in any direction from a major highway and he still died
Pretty typical for a SAR case. The usual distant is a few hundred feet. Within earshot.
>he thinks trails in the woods are in straight lines
>dying that close to a costco
It's better for him this way. He was ngmi when food shortage habbens
He committed suicide that is all
>Hike to Trampoline park
>jump for 6 hours
>Hike to campgrounds
>everyone in tents
>Hike to Epic Sports Lodge
>Oh frick where am I
>stop by Costco for samples
>wander to Blue Springs
>stop by dollar store to get some ribbons
>where am I going!
>slowly make way down 7
>phone is out of batteries
>batteries I bought at dollar store are AAA and don't work
>stop by Animal Enclosure and pet the goats
>stumble to Lake Jacomo
>lay down and just fricking die
So sad
Makes perfect sense for a man contemplating suicide
There's no indication that he killed himself. More likely scenario is that he was a moronic, obese, triple vaxxed cidiot who forgot to pack water
>More likely scenario is that he was a moronic
Most likely scenario is that you are moronic
thanks for your input
He was American.
the native hoofed animals took out their rage upon him.
considering he was lost in an age where everyone has a fricking gps in their pocket, I guess he lost natural selection
Holy frick you dipshits, its a fricking suicide
End of speculation
The vaccine is safe and necessary. Book your booster shot today.
It's so tragic that otherwise healthy people are dropping dead left and right like flies. The only explanation is. . . Global warming
They got a picture of him now and are e-begging to "cover cremation expenses"
Phone dies and he dies. Damn who knew Android gays were that hardcore.
>ultra-vax'r
if only he brought a booster with him
>able to call fiance
>didn’t open a map app
>took three hours after the original call for the fiance to go looking
>phone ping stops if phone dies
>authorities weren’t immediately contacted after the original phone call
actual npc story holy frick
Is it wrong of me to say he deserved it
It was suicide so he thinks so too
>Frick off homosexual I'm contributing to this place.
No you are not
These fricking threads are moronic and its clearly a suicide
If you even acknowledged that is the most likely but you fricking dont
You are so excited for it to be a more interesting scenario
Intellectual dishonesty is your brand
I never said it wasn't a suicide you fat burger eating Black person. I am sharing a news story and asking anons what they think happened.
Is posting a burger on this board the equiv of posting a bikini girl on a nofap board like PrepHole?
>I never said it wasn't a suicide
50 goddamn posts and I am the only anon saying it was suicide
Goddamn lie of omission you turd nugget
God damn, that looks so good.
>Intellectual dishonesty is your brand
You fricking killed him, anon.
That appears to be green chili on that burger. Is this Sparky's in New Mexico?
Indeed
Its in Hatch NM
Burgers are some of the best in the united states
The fancy side fixins kinda suck though by comparison so keep it simple when you go
Get it rare , the beef is outstanding
Lol this is only 45 minutes from me.
Dude probably died from dehydration or heat exhaustion, but I’m not clicking your link and giving them ad money to find out.
It's close to me too anon and I don't think tehy release COD yet
Suicide or drug overdose which is just another form of suicide
>What would you do differently?
step one: not die
He prob could have just sat down where he was and meditated for a few hours and been fine. Watched a ton of Les Stroud and he will say to conserve energy and make it easier for people to find you by staying in one spot unless you're able to travel to safety or a better spot.
Who knows without information. Could have been a fall, could have been extreme dehydration. Photo seems he was a younger guy, so it's not an old person thing.
Some people have absolutely no sense of survival instinct either, they get losts and then dumbly wait around for something to happen instead of trying to look for water, start fires, etc.
>omg I'm SOOOOOO HUNGRY
>These berries remind me of those little berry sauces they make at shekelbergs in my cities downtown
>OM NOM NOM HAHA I HAVE SUCH HAPPY FEELS ADULTING LIFE EXPERIENCE 101 HERE
>Dies of poisoning
it was clearly a suicide
> What would you do differently?
I would avoid being found dead at all cost. Being found dead is not good for you.
>What would you do differently?
Not get lost
>What would you do differently?
not commit sudoku
you are all idiots
so are you
i would reload to my last autosave
Who wants to bet me 800 internets that the autopsy comes back as fentanyl?
Sudoku by overdose
>getting lost
>with a charged phone
How do people do this?
>How do people do this?
IDK if you know this, but there are literally humans alive in this year who are terrified of the outdoors and love the suburban/urban life. That's how.
You just scream:
>PHONE GET ME HOME
And walk.