lets make the perfect gun. The best gun. A gun so great it will be the king of all guns.
how the the game works:
>you reply with one feature/aspect
>I make it
simple as.
last time was a blast
lets make the perfect gun. The best gun. A gun so great it will be the king of all guns.
how the the game works:
>you reply with one feature/aspect
>I make it
simple as.
blow forward
noted
It can only shoot in bursts of 3, no single shot or full auto allowed
I still need to get started:
>layout
>caliber
also noted
2mm kolibri
youre sick, but noted
no picrail noted
all noted.
.45 acp. Also, no picatinny rail on top
Top-feeding in .22 Hornet.
Whatever sized bayonette you have, double it
make it flaming as well
Flaming as in on fire or homosexual?
We made it so it's at least one of those by default.
I just want to make sure it's on fire as well.
needs a socket bayonet
belt fed
gear-ratio delayed
forward ejecting
last time
>357mag
>bullpup
>blow forward
>integraly supressed
>permanently mounted forgrip
>11mm divetail optic sight
>pent-rail
>bayonette
>full auto
>carry handle
>much more
Somehow I missed the last thread. Any more info on this gun you made? Any more pics? I can't find the last thread. Maybe if you continue making these you should link the one before it. That being said,
>double Barreled, for increased accuracy
it was a while ago, i only make a cad model. Sadly all my screengrabs from the previus thread are lost, as the computer I made it on shat itself and al compontents are fried
include a biometric lock or key-fob, to prevent theft, thats sounds like a good idea
Sold with compatible leather holster
Must have a 1100 RPM and a giant carry handle like the FAMAS
Semen scanner for unlocking the gun
blow forward operating system done.
should add it is gear ratio delayed
Can you work in some type of Blish lock?
sorry mate, it is already blow forward. Should it be bullpup or not moronic?
Bullpup shoulder mounted
Why can't it be *delayed* blow-forward though?
electromagnetic hammer
I need
>what stock should it have (if any)
>materials
>tacticool or not
>supressed or not
>general size
>materials
Finest quality pine, unfinished
>tacticool or not
Not in the slightest
>supressed or not
Not
only the first entry is noted. pine it will be
Ill make it as small as a shoulder mounted bullpup can be
supressed it is
noted
>what stock should it have (if any)
Let me pitch an idea: removable fixed stock, with the stock doubling as a holster/carrying case like the C96. And of course, this means you can have a stockless one in the stock of your first gun
SMG sized. Must be no longer and taller than a briefcase.
or not
Integrally suppressed with an external suppressor for back-up. make its ammo sub-sonic as well.
Top mounted pan magazine
already belt fed, top mounted belt pouch perhaps?
noted!
ceramic furniture
cast iron barrel
long recoil
.458 Lott
tube fed
microdot
Double-barreled, gas-delayed blowback, with a wire stock in 7.62x54r. Does anyone want to add to this?
I contend that in order for our new firearm to be truly innovative, we must explore alternatives to traditional trigger placement, or perhaps use a different mechanism altogether.
place the trigger and grip on top. Aiming down sights is for the weak, real men fire only from the hip.
Perhaps a bite trigger? Or maybe a fluid filled sack that you squeeze which acts as a hydraulic trigger?
I was thinking something like a pair of mechanical buttons on either side of where your offhand will support the firearm. You squeeze both to fire, which also helps you aim by gripping the weapon tighter
like the idea, noted
tha last thread was agood while ago, I dot have a lot of free time for this.
moronic boxing thing.
push trigger instead of morally obsolete pull trigger
There should be a trigger base on every mechanism on a Bop It
The trigger is a wheel on the side of the gun and the faster you spin it the higher the ROF
Incredible.
sphincter clench trigger
It should be pressure-activated, but by blowing. The harder you blow into the hole, the longer the burst. Or maybe inhale instead. The harder you suck, the longer the bang.
A firing lanyard instead of a trigger.
thus far I have this
>2mm kolibri
>gear ratio delayed blowback
>very large bayonette
>belt fed from top
>forward ejecting
>no optics mounting capability
>electromagnetic hammer
>limited to 3 shots per trigge rpull
>it has a fluid filled bag for the trigger
>1100 rpm
>huge carry handre
>built in Fleshlight for semen scanning (works as the safety)
>mostly made from pine wood
>pretty small besides the bayonet
>the bayonet also shots fire (built in flamethrower)
>flamethrower is ignited with a normal candle lighter
>suppressed (supressor also is the bayonet)
ill admit it, ita a bit rough, but I have to finish it before my boss catches on that Im not doing any real work
ill do some tuch ups and a render. stay tuned!
At this point we only truly still need the most important part:
The name!
this. We need names. Final rendition is picrel before render
also verification not required
need name
Shoot-/k/ebob 9000
/k/ makes a gun V2
flamas
Cumblaster 9001
The Caliwiener
The Bullpoop
The gaymass
>lever wienered, but not actually lever action and instead gear ratio delayed blowback like the other anon said
flared base for safety
Behold the Shoot-/k/ebob 9000. An integrally suppressed 2mm kolibri gun delivering a punch to the battlefield, molesting everything in its path with a decisive 3 round burst at 1100 rpm. An on-shoulder bullpup it even has AA capabilities, and if the fight were to advance close to the wepin, its integral flamethrower will burn the enemies to mere ashes. its bayonet can even take on enemy combatants who wish to fence against the shoot-/k/ebob 9000 with a sharp blade, large enough to put any knife to shame. The integrated smart pocket pussy only allows the owner of the gun to use it, employing genelogy to identify the owner. the classic pinewood furniture makes it a stylish addition for anyone, removing the clutter that rails and mounts cause. A true masterpeace, the perfect gun. The Shoot-/k/ebob 9000
It's beautiful, anon.
It's perfect! Perfect in every way!
Beautiful
Well done, anon. A fine piece of work.
"Mr Anon, there's a man from Kel-Tec on line 1 for you"
Finally, a gun I can do more with than just finger frick.
A lever mechanism like on the early versions of the Ross that, when depressed, depresses the magazine's follower so you can dump rounds in
belt fed
bullpup
.410
gatling crank
>the magazine goes into a guide that's attached to the receiver by hinge, where it is guided into the magazine well
Kind of like how you would reload an SKS if the spring and follower were on an en-bloc clip that's loaded into the hinged bottom of the magazine. Oh but the bottom of the magazine/clip thing also slides into a dovetail on the hinged part
Disposable fully polymer fully automatic 4 barrel 25mm superposed load grenade launcher. Call it the Ladies MLK Blvd. Companion.