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How would you stop Marvin Heemeyer /k/?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Improvised mine or rocket/grenade launchers

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would join him. His neighbors brought it upon themselves and deserved worse than they got.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Chad answer. I'd ask for the schematics and a meet up a week later so we can both level the down.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What:

      https://i.imgur.com/qNJHhwL.jpg

      I wouldnt.

      ...Stop him?

      These anons said.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A pound of C4 on the treads, some thermite on the radiator, a gallon of water into the exhaust pipe. Destroying the killdozer is hard. Stopping it is comparatively easy.

      True, but that wasn't the question.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he was mainly angry at the government?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Granby city council IS government.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The only correct answer is

      Marvin Heemeyer is an American folk hero, he is our generation's Paul Bunyan. He tried to do things the lawful way, but he was denied. Again and again he was forced to jump through hoops and he continued to do so until the day it was made abundantly clear that his rights would never be respected by the corrupt bureaucrats who ran his town. He attacked only those who had wronged him, and damaged nothing but property. Although the Killdozer was capable of astronomical levels of human carnage the only life he took that day was his own.

      Forever will he be known as a Reasonable Man who was forced to do an Unreasonable Thing. He is a role model to us all.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >He attacked only those who had wronged him, and damaged nothing but property.
        Lmao
        > Heemeyer had installed two rifles in firing ports on the inside of the bulldozer, and fired fifteen bullets from his rifle at power transformers and propane tanks
        Lmao
        >eleven of the thirteen buildings Heemeyer bulldozed were occupied until moments before their destruction. At the town library, for example, a children's program was in progress when the incident began.
        Lololol
        >.50 caliber rifle, a .308 caliber semi-automatic rifle, and a .22 caliber rifle,
        Yes I am going to blindfire a 308 and a 22 with the sole intent of causing property damage yep yessiree

        The only loser he managed to kill was himself DESPITE his best attempts, not because of them. Killdozer worship will forever narrowly edge out punisher worship in terms of cringe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Consider this make the dozer remote control & make it look like it's maned

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed , I'd join him as well, I read the story , those people deserved worse , much worse

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I would warn him about basements.
      He didn't deserve to go down like that damn it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the albino chimp deserved worse

        It was an insurance issue. He wasn’t killing or threatening to kill anybody. Anyone that would have stopped him is a statist cuck.

        >It was an insurance issue.
        lmao wtf make believe is this
        >He wasn’t killing or threatening to kill anybody
        yeah he was
        >haha just opening fire around me and shooting at state police who only just showed up and knocking down buildings as people flee with no warning
        >HE WAS A GUD BOY DINDU NUFFIN'
        the absolute state of schizos

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Quads confirms you as a shitskin glowie

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/q0NFTKo.gif

            Imagine being this much of a cuck.

            imagine being this much of a nigchimpout apologist and opposing people using weapons to kill a threat lmao

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Okay groomer

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being this much of a cuck.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They can't help it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      correct, but for the sake of the exercise I'll assume the machine is being used by some kind of bad guy and not Marvin. Too much argument over semantics and circumstance and not on stopping an improvised armored vehicle.
      As other anons have pointed out, molotovs or otherwise burning fluids is a good idea. I would bet than a decent IED right underneath the bulldozer would disable it, either by throwing a track or otherwise damaging the unprotected machinery underneath. An explosive charge planted right behind the drive sprocket on the inside would could kill the transmission and blow one of the tracks off in one go.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldnt.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Terrain defeat using lofting charges to create a trench he couldn't egress in the vehicle.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >komatsu dozer fills trench
      Next?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >komatsu dozer expends remaining fuel attempting to build ramp that gets blown up every time

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It was a directed retaliation. Watch the (fairly unbiased) documentary 'Tread'.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yea nothing personal, not hating on Killdozer, just a problem to solve

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ...Stop him?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a larger, faster bulldozer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you stop him?

      They tried a road grader. Didn't work.

      how did he even manage to make that thing? i mean wouldn't it be suspicious to see a man welding tons of steel on a bulldozer like that?

      If you want answers to your questions, look up "Killdozer" but ignore the horror movie hits from the search engines. There will be a lot of information to wade through. Most of it will be biased in one way or another, so you'll need to do your best to pick out what's the truth.
      IMO, this is the perfect example of what happens when you push the wrong man too far. It should be seen as a cautionary tale against local government over reach and hubris.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >They tried a road grader. Didn't work.
        last I checked, they didn't try a fricking larger faster bulldozer, which isn't a road grader you utter simian

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Why would you stop him?
        When he was shooting at a big set of propane tanks and transformers there were a bunch of senior citizens within a few hundred yards. If my grandmother was there (as she is in my own small town in a similar senior living place) that'd be enough reason for me. He had targets for his beef and that's one thing but he tried to cause a lot more collateral damage than that, and it's every American's right to defend their family by whatever means necessary even if the one threatening has legitimate reasons to be angry with government/society.

        On top of that, despite some flaws, I unironically like my town (which has a similar ~2k population as a coincidence). Town meetings are good, I don't always agree with whatever everyone decides but we can all share our views, and people can correct course and change their minds the next year. We don't have any mayor just a select board. Our town hall has been standing 166 years now, there's a lot of history that came before us and a lot after. I don't think it's right that any single person or argument in the present time would justify destroying it for every generation to come. It's selfish and conceited.

        Both of those would be enough reason for me to try to kill him.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >~2k population
          barely a village

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're an okay guy Anon, don't let any of the morons in the thread tell you otherwise.

          I've lived mostly in small towns for most of my life. Some of them were okay. Others deserved levelling.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks anon, you too.
            >I've lived mostly in small towns for most of my life. Some of them were okay. Others deserved levelling.
            I mean, sure absolutely, but here it sounds more like he wasn't making much effort either. The thing about small towns is there are lots of them, and often you do have a real chance to make a difference if you want but it's not a city where nobody knows anybody, it's the opposite everyone knows everybody so you do have to be involved even in decent ones. If one is nice and matches what you want it's real great. The big problem typically with "well, just move to a place that better matches what you're after" is money, and that's a legit issue since small town rural people tend to be poorer. But here the dude gets offered hundreds of thousands of dollars, which deals with that problem completely.

            One other thing that also sours me on him is that he killed himself after rather then going to court and owning it. If he believed in it so much he should have stood in court with all the attention on him and said so and lived the rest of his life saying so and trying to get people to come around. He lashed out and then ran away.

            >Had every opportunity to kill, did not
            >But he like, could have, he wasn't being careful

            Do you also firebomb anyone who speeds down the street outside your grandma's prison?

            >opening fire on big transformers and propane tanks is totally the same thing as speeding guiz
            (you)

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >more like he wasn't making much effort either.
              The brothers had thier eye on that piece and he bid at open auction and beat out thier lacky trying to win with a lowball bid. They had it in for him from Day One. The more you know about how he was intimidated and abused, the more you can see from his viewpoint.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Even taking that as a given for the sake of argument: a few people having it out for you doesn't mean you can't win over the community and turn it around at them in turn. But even if he decides he doesn't want to go to the effort or can't do it, he still got offered hundreds of grand to a million (about $1.6m in today's money) for something he paid $42k for and just had a little shop on. Frankly he'd won at that point. He beat them out, he got it cheap, them offering a huge multiplier of value was effectively surrender. He could have taken it and gone anywhere in a vastly better position, and no bullshit. Some communities are worth it, some aren't.

                Instead he caused a bunch of damage including to people who had nothing to do with it and then killed himself. And then they got to do what they wanted anyway. I do understand him being angry but that was still a fricking stupid choice. He's the one who felt wronged, and then he's the one that dies, by his own hand? Doesn't seem ideal. He got too blinkered imo.

                Anyway from a /k/ perspective end of the day regardless of reasons if someone uses violence others get to use it back. It's worth thinking about whether that's really the single thing worth spending your life on.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Had every opportunity to kill, did not
          >But he like, could have, he wasn't being careful

          Do you also firebomb anyone who speeds down the street outside your grandma's prison?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Our town hall has been standing 166 years now, there's a lot of history that came before us and a lot after
          American think this is a long time lmao. My town was first mentioned by name in 1080 and the area was settled on since the bronze age

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            An old piece of shit is still just a piece of shit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >asphyxiation
          Deliver any amount of car oil, gas, whatever by projectile or drone then ignite & sustain until it stops moving and for 30 minutes after. For the time period maybe juryrigged slingshots.

          >not my problem civics
          "First they Eminent Domain'd the local mechanic's shop, and I did nothing because I wasn't ..."

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >biased in one way or another
        'Tread' was pretty good for nonbias, there was a slight bent to the left, but the winner right the history.
        >IMO, this is the perfect example of what happens when you push the wrong man too far.
        Totally agreed. He planned for 2 yrs and had his conviction of morality.

        >They tried a road grader. Didn't work.
        last I checked, they didn't try a fricking larger faster bulldozer, which isn't a road grader you utter simian

        >didn't try a fricking larger faster bulldozer, which isn't a road grader you utter simian
        Tard. It was the biggest in town by his design. Period.

        Yeah this is what instantly came to mind. For direct weapons you need more firepower than civilians are allowed to own. Burning fuel though works.

        To add to other anons, these days I'd also add drones as a delivery option, particularly some of the heavier lift ones. Alta X can move 22 lbs at a time, or nearly 4 gallons of gasoline, at a time for up to 20 minutes. He had no provisions for anti-air.

        Of course you could argue that if someone did a killdozer in 2023 they'd have a bunch of shotguns aiming up added on.

        >He had no provisions for anti-air.
        Immaterial. The Sheriff had no air support.

        https://i.imgur.com/sS2CMnV.jpg

        >Why would you stop him?
        When he was shooting at a big set of propane tanks and transformers there were a bunch of senior citizens within a few hundred yards. If my grandmother was there (as she is in my own small town in a similar senior living place) that'd be enough reason for me. He had targets for his beef and that's one thing but he tried to cause a lot more collateral damage than that, and it's every American's right to defend their family by whatever means necessary even if the one threatening has legitimate reasons to be angry with government/society.

        On top of that, despite some flaws, I unironically like my town (which has a similar ~2k population as a coincidence). Town meetings are good, I don't always agree with whatever everyone decides but we can all share our views, and people can correct course and change their minds the next year. We don't have any mayor just a select board. Our town hall has been standing 166 years now, there's a lot of history that came before us and a lot after. I don't think it's right that any single person or argument in the present time would justify destroying it for every generation to come. It's selfish and conceited.

        Both of those would be enough reason for me to try to kill him.

        Boohoo. 20/20 hindsight and posturing, you are and would have been powerless.

        >~2k population
        barely a village

        It only takes a village to persecute a man to the brink.

        I'd buy the dozer off him for a million dollars

        failing which, Molotov wienertails

        >a million
        May not have been enough to buy out his principals.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Boohoo. 20/20 hindsight and posturing, you are and would have been powerless.
          lol noguns fat edgy slob. I've got a tractor, guns, and lots and lots of gasoline. That'd be plenty enough to give it a go.

          >Immaterial. The Sheriff had no air support.
          OP asked about what WE would do now you fricking moron. Guess what, now we have drones. Which means we do have air support, or at least enough to drop flaming fuel on top of it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >drones
            Your puny drones can't win KILLDOZER. Keep dreaming.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Your puny drones can't win KILLDOZER. Keep dreaming.
              dozens of gallons of fuel oil set on fire over engine area actually will frick up damn near any armored vehicle anon

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >dozens of gallons
                >drone lifts a grenade
                Yeah. Keep dreaming master operator/hacker/playboy/stunt man/astronaut.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah. Keep dreaming master operator/hacker/playboy/stunt man/astronaut.
                lmao even an alta x can do around 4 gallons at a time, has 20 minutes of run time carrying that load, can easily go back and forth 3 times. deal with it nerd

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            stop?
            why would I stop?

            >How would you stop Marvin Heemeyer /k/?
            point out where it says we are using current means to deal with that, moron.

            How did he lower the carapace?
            Was the remote inside the dozer and it was ripped out when Marvin left the garage?

            A crane. My guess is he simply had it setup so he could climb in as it lowered or used RC, and done in a way that he could drive off and it would detach or more RC shit.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >point out where it says we are using current means to deal with that, moron.
              point out where it posits time travel. it says how would YOU stop him, and WE did not live there so obviously its about us with our stuff now

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >How would you stop
                right there
                lurk moar if you don't know how this shit works, newbie.
                >implying we weren't around in 2004
                some of us are older than 19.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >implying we weren't around in 2004
                >some of us are older than 19.
                2004 was 19 years ago... holy fricking frick I'm old.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                we weren't around in 2004
                >some of us are older than 19.
                you weren't around as you are now in 2004. i'm 38, was certainly around then, was even an adult. but didn't have all the firearms, knowledge or anything else I have now. nor did you. "how would the you of 19 years ago have dealt with it" is moronic and not what op asked.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >how would the you of 19 years ago have dealt with it
                I would throw my 4y/o body in front and get all my preschool class to make a human chain. That would stop him, he wasn't a monster. People make a big deal about the propane tank, he never really tried at it. He could have pushed it to town square and didn't.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Fwiw I agree that it's unlikely he'd have literally consciously mowed down children, not that 4yo you would have made a human chain vs running as adults told you too. That said
                >he never really tried at it
                oh ffs. That he didn't set something off in the high power transformer or propane tanks with a bunch of gun fire is pure luck. Same with bulldozing through buildings where there were children's classes going on and tons of other stuff. Sure, people did see it coming and evac, but he couldn't KNOW that from his perspective. He didn't give warning, park outside and wait 20 minutes or anything like that. He was pissed off and he was reckless. He shot at state troopers who merely showed up and hadn't shot at him yet. You can say any and all existential rage at the entirety of everyone whether they had anything to do with his stupid local feud or not was justified I guess but he was absolutely throwing around lethal force.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >he was reckless
                The righteous are ofter persecuted, like Jesus. We will sing songs for a thousand years. What is his name again? How quickly people forget. But not all. And yes, 4yo me was reckless, too. I heard I ate a bug or something.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >killing random innocent people is righteous
                moron

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >no one died
                Double moron on you.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >attempted murder is okay since nobody died
                Do you honestly believe this?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Fwiw I agree that it's unlikely he'd have literally consciously mowed down children, not that 4yo you would have made a human chain vs running as adults told you too. That said
                >he never really tried at it
                oh ffs. That he didn't set something off in the high power transformer or propane tanks with a bunch of gun fire is pure luck. Same with bulldozing through buildings where there were children's classes going on and tons of other stuff. Sure, people did see it coming and evac, but he couldn't KNOW that from his perspective. He didn't give warning, park outside and wait 20 minutes or anything like that. He was pissed off and he was reckless. He shot at state troopers who merely showed up and hadn't shot at him yet. You can say any and all existential rage at the entirety of everyone whether they had anything to do with his stupid local feud or not was justified I guess but he was absolutely throwing around lethal force.

                He (unknowingly, I guess?) drove the fricking thing into a library full of elementary schoolers, which is a great combo of, like, the two least oppresive buildings and occupants it is possible to damage, short of an actual school building.
                If I were to demolish a building with the goal of killing kids and wasn't allowed to choose school, library would literally be my second choice, and it's one of the choices he made. The man was a fricking goon, and not even the fun kind.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >fricking thing into a library
                The "librarian" was on the city council. It was fully intentional. As was the hardware store owner.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >"I hate and want to kill the librarian" = "The public fricking library is an acceptable target"
                kek, he really was deranged

                >Had every opportunity to kill, did not
                >But he like, could have, he wasn't being careful

                Do you also firebomb anyone who speeds down the street outside your grandma's prison?

                again, he didn't manage it purely out of luck, unless you're trying to argue that him shooting was also pure-intentioned and he dindu nuffin, they were all totally warning shots, 100%

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              As I understand it he had no plan to leave the dozer once the armor was lowered onto it. It was a one way trip.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >May not have been enough
          hence the Molotovs

          a million fricking dollars is more than most of us can hope for, if he turns that down he deserves to burn

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >a million fricking dollars is more than most of us can hope for, if he turns that down he deserves to burn
            >i will sell my soul for a price
            Reread Faust, assuming you are not an illiterate, mouthbreathing heathen. If you haven't read it for the first time. Your principals and convition are your core values, if greed is yours, then unironically your deserver the fate you mete out. Also, do you know what property his size goes for in Granby? He bought it fair and square and the good ol' boys didn't like it.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              My principLES are to retain enough independence of action so I can go my own way, and to live. In the modern world, that means money. It also means not being a martyr to ideals. A tussle over idiot neighbours is not a hill to die on, not if one has the option to move to a nicer place with nicer neighbours and with sufficient monetary compensation, as I proposed.
              >then unironically your deserver the fate you mete out [sic]
              Pay me a million dollars to move out of Hicksville? God I wish I had that deal right fricking now. My neighbours are twats.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >. A tussle over idiot neighbours is not a hill to die on
                4U.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >a million fricking dollars is more than most of us can hope for, if he turns that down he deserves to burn
                Politician.

                >A man's first duty is to keep himself alive. Then comes what everyone calls honour. This dishonour, as you call it, I willingly take upon myself. ... Do you want to be a hero like [Marvin], a legend? And dead? I love him as the son of my dear friends, but I do not envy him his fame. You are alive and he is dead. Always remember that and live your life not to be a hero but to remain alive. WIth time, heroes seem a little foolish.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                And that's why you deserve to burn

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Also, do you know what property his size goes for in Granby
              He paid $42k for it and got it from the federal government you absolute homosexual. Whoa so powerful and independent. He then agreed to sell it for $250k, huge ROI, then he reneged and wanted more, and then even more. He didn't bother to deal with sewage properly by having a fricking septic tank.
              >He bought it fair and square and the good ol' boys didn't like it.
              No, HE was the one who was angry that neighboring property that THEY bought fair and square would be used for something he didn't like (concrete plant). Literally his whole problem was with somebody else being allowed to do stuff with their own land. And it wasn't like it was some long standing residential thing he had a muffler shop business there.

              This is how you homosexuals always are.
              >Anyone can do anything they want with their land DONT TREAD ON ME
              >Neighbor does something you don't like with their land
              >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >He didn't bother to deal with sewage properly by having a fricking septic tank.
                Lrn2facts, bootlicker.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >No, HE was the one who was angry that neighboring property that THEY bought fair and square would be used for something he didn't like (concrete plant). Literally his whole problem was with somebody else being allowed to do stuff with their own land. And it wasn't like it was some long standing residential thing he had a muffler shop business there.
                >Repeat a lie ofter enough...
                As I said, the winners write the history. Don't you have more boots to lick?

                >noooo my chud hero
                cope and seethe. His entire chimpout was not wanting to get $300k-1m for a $42k gov property and a neighbor building a concrete plant in a business (not residential) area. He was a fricking communist.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >He was a fricking communist.
                Are you sure the government line doesn't include calling him Satan? Better call your handler for direction.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                not him but if anything, a regime would want to make him a "hero" because he was so moronic and useless and blackpilling for any dissenter. If I was in govt I would want to give my opposition the most moronic and gay role models that are cringe

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >t. glowy demoralizer
                yes yes this guy who chimped over neighbor project and then sudoku'd because nothing is more honorable and brave then shooting yourself vs loudly defending your actions is the face of the resistance!!

                How much do you they pay you guys over at the fbi?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >t. glowy demoralizer
                yes yes this guy who chimped over neighbor project and then sudoku'd because nothing is more honorable and brave then shooting yourself vs loudly defending your actions is the face of the resistance!!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >No, HE was the one who was angry that neighboring property that THEY bought fair and square would be used for something he didn't like (concrete plant). Literally his whole problem was with somebody else being allowed to do stuff with their own land. And it wasn't like it was some long standing residential thing he had a muffler shop business there.
                >Repeat a lie ofter enough...
                As I said, the winners write the history. Don't you have more boots to lick?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >a million fricking dollars is more than most of us can hope for, if he turns that down he deserves to burn
            Politician.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Very Judaic thinking there

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing that can stop a good guy with a killdozer is a bad guy with a cuckdozer

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Or a small hole in the ground.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Molotov wienertails are good for armoured vehicles. The typical county SWAT tactical vehicle is very susceptible. The occupants visibility is very restricted so it is possible to loft molotov wienertails onto these types of vehicles from hidden positions.
    For example, It is actually very easy to rain fire onto armoured vehicles from hidden positions along side a densely wooded road,,, in Appalachian minecraft.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >repel boarders!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this, I wouldnt want to stop him, but IF I had to, molotovs would be my choice

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Climb on top of the thing with a jerry can, pour gas into the "chimney", throw the jerry can in there and then something burning.
      With this much gas something is bound to overheat, choke or melt.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Careful boys, we got an edgy hater.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Grand County is kino and I will not take any slander against it!

          Why? He was just stating a solution to a problem (stopping a heavy armor vehicle). He made no comment about the situation or persons involved.

          >~2k population
          barely a village

          To be fair it is a bit larger than that if you count all the small communities around it in eastern Grand County that use it as the local hub, and it also has a lot of transient / seasonal population with cabins around Lake Granby and in the hills around the area.

          >biased in one way or another
          'Tread' was pretty good for nonbias, there was a slight bent to the left, but the winner right the history.
          >IMO, this is the perfect example of what happens when you push the wrong man too far.
          Totally agreed. He planned for 2 yrs and had his conviction of morality.
          [...]
          >didn't try a fricking larger faster bulldozer, which isn't a road grader you utter simian
          Tard. It was the biggest in town by his design. Period.
          [...]
          >He had no provisions for anti-air.
          Immaterial. The Sheriff had no air support.
          [...]
          Boohoo. 20/20 hindsight and posturing, you are and would have been powerless.
          [...]
          It only takes a village to persecute a man to the brink.
          [...]
          >a million
          May not have been enough to buy out his principals.

          >Immaterial. The Sheriff had no air support.
          True that, one of my friends is an older lady who was a deputy for Grand County back in the day and she never even had a service firearm.

          [...]
          >noooo my chud hero
          cope and seethe. His entire chimpout was not wanting to get $300k-1m for a $42k gov property and a neighbor building a concrete plant in a business (not residential) area. He was a fricking communist.

          >chud
          Thanks for flagging your posts to be ignored and disregarded.

          https://i.imgur.com/H4VTXVy.jpg

          >How would you stop Marvin Heemeyer /k/?
          I am going to be really controversial here but did you try talking to the guy?

          To be fair at the point he was making / using the killdozer, talking wasn't going to solve anything.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You realize he was sealed inside right. You wouldn’t be smoking him out, you’d be condemning him to burn/choke to death in an oven.

        Alls fair in love and war but that’s a dick move.

        If it happened today they would just SMAW the thing and be done with it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >If it happened today they would just SMAW the thing and be done with it.
          Do you think Granby Colorado police or anyone within a two hour drive have smaws?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >You realize he was sealed inside right. You wouldn’t be smoking him out, you’d be condemning him to burn/choke to death in an oven.
          First: what did him in the end was the radiator. At the end of the day the engine has to get rid of heat. Same as with tanks, if you frick that then the engine goes kaput and that's it for mobility. Crew compartment can be 100% perfectly intact and everyone comfy and safe but it's still dead a destructive force if it can no longer move. Mobility kills on a mechanized weapon are about as good as a total kill, particularly when it has zero big guns or serious weapons just some guns.

          Second: his fault for being such an butthole. Him shooting at propane tanks was a dick move too.

          Third: the little b***h shot himself anyway. At worst he'd just shoot himself a little bit earlier.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this is what instantly came to mind. For direct weapons you need more firepower than civilians are allowed to own. Burning fuel though works.

      To add to other anons, these days I'd also add drones as a delivery option, particularly some of the heavier lift ones. Alta X can move 22 lbs at a time, or nearly 4 gallons of gasoline, at a time for up to 20 minutes. He had no provisions for anti-air.

      Of course you could argue that if someone did a killdozer in 2023 they'd have a bunch of shotguns aiming up added on.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Of course you could argue that if someone did a killdozer in 2023 they'd have a bunch of shotguns aiming up added on.
        As based as that would be, I think a variant of the cope cage (or a "cope roof" consisting of a thin, angled layer of sheet metal welded above the roof) would be a more likely option

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Basically vertical schürzen at an angle to let dropped objects roll to the ground

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >As based as that would be, I think a variant of the cope cage (or a "cope roof" consisting of a thin, angled layer of sheet metal welded above the roof) would be a more likely option
          Hrm. Or some sort of powered vent stack, couple of electric fans and then a T-vent, that'd make it a lot harder to get any burning stuff directly onto the engine radiator.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this is why they want to ban all combustion fuels, among other things

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t remember the Taliban using Molotov wienertails on armored vehicles

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's because you're stupid, there's video footage of ISIS using them on an Iraqi Abrams. The frick do you think molotov wienertails were invented for (the name comes from the finns, but they were first used in the spanish civil war)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >first used in the spanish civil war
          But were invented by an American volunteer Mr. Molotov, from New Jersey.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >How would you stop Marvin Heemeyer /k/?
    By acting as his ground guide so he doesn't get stuck in that basement.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how did he even manage to make that thing? i mean wouldn't it be suspicious to see a man welding tons of steel on a bulldozer like that?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tons of people saw him building it, including his neighbors, but they just ignored it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Most people they interviewed that knew him said they probably would have done the same in his situation. Others said that even though they wouldn't have gone as far as he did, they agreed with his reasons for the rampage. Killdozer was just another story, of modern society backing a man into a corner, and antagonizing him until he felt the only way out was through.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      its concrete

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        With steel plates

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >i mean wouldn't it be suspicious to see a man welding tons of steel on a bulldozer like that?
      there's countless schizos in the states with guns and people just let them go about their business. it's the same thing. the perp of the 2020 nova scotia massacre was known to police as a gun trafficker and wife beater so much so that his neighbours moved due to police inaction. police are government lackeys "unionized" for their protection to carry out the will of the government with impunity. not there to keep you safe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was armored with concrete primarily, and the armor was made separate from the bulldozer then lowered into place.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Qxir video about it is really good.

      A ton of people knew he was building it; some even knew he was suicidal, so you'd think "Suicidal guy building crazy thing" might set off some alarm, but no.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw, there is no redflag for that.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >stop
    No thanks

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I stop him?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HEATFS in the driver's compartment.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why woukd I stop an individual giving his community exactly what they voted for? I am many things, but a tyrant I am not.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd buy the dozer off him for a million dollars

    failing which, Molotov wienertails

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have a million dollars.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, and Marvin Heemeyer is dead.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Annoy him.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure he was already annoyed; so, redundant.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would guess all that concrete is staining the engine. A similar non armored bulldozer should be able to pin it.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Granby, CO was a wicked place, debased and corrupt. It served all comers, so long as they paid.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    throw a metal bar under a road wheel so it throws a track

    he was evil and his vehicle has moronic and gay and he accomplished nothing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yet you still think about him. Legendary.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        just until I click x on this thread and go about my business in a world that he had absolutely zero impact on c**t

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They still sing songs about him in the local pub. Basically a local hero.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Some people juggle geese

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Made him use cat instead Komatsu.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bigger killdozer

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >buys land
    >tries to sell land to concrete plant
    >increases price after deal agreed on
    >increases price again to more than three times >the original amount.
    >town realizes he's dumping sewage illegally, issues fine
    >builds killdozer and fricks up town
    >morons think he's le based

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nooo u cant go posting reason here

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >repeats lies until perceived as truth
      Still not the facts.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What are the "facts" then.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          gubermint bad, schizo rampager who failed to kill anyone other than himself despite his best efforts and believed he was following orders from god based.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >you need f16s and nukes to fight
            Hokay, Joe.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >shit that wasn't in the post
              Hokay, moron.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Go learn them on your own. You are too stubborn to listen to me. You know this.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            So no facts huh

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              They are out there. I have them. Hou have trust issues, so fricking find your own.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I have trust issues
                Nice projection. Now are you going to post your "facts"?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >He was in the right
                Your self education is upon you, as is your ignorance.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >he was in the right
                Who are you quoting homosexual? I said post facts yet you keep deflecting. Something wrong?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      do you even know why tf he dumping sewage illegally

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They are ignorant and regurgitate the Bureau CnP. Just like Waco.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Killdozer fanboyism is unironically r*ddit-tier

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Build a giant battlebot and flip him over. ezpz

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stop?

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Torture and kill the people who wronged him. No point in getting revenge on a corpse.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would not. The man was righteous

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would let him keeping dumping untreated sewage from the cement truck he was using as a septic tank into the creek.

    Sooner or later his wife's boyfriend would have shot him or something. No muss no fuss

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Close the gas stations and wait.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >proceeds to exact revenge with impunity
      Nice

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing a wet blanket over the, oh what do you call it, viewport can’t solve. Or potatoes in the exhaust

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    killdozer has concrete armor making it invulnerable to heat rounds, my guess is a 2000lbs jdam

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How did he lower the carapace?
    Was the remote inside the dozer and it was ripped out when Marvin left the garage?

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >How would you stop Marvin Heemeyer /k/?
    I am going to be really controversial here but did you try talking to the guy?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >50 /k/ommandos in this thread

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/20rWGxJ.gif

      >50 /k/ommandos in this thread

      not controversial just moronic. he worked on his plan for like 18 months and talking is what got him all riled up. he planned it as a suicide trip and always planned to kill himself. there was no hatch or anything, once the armor was lowered with him inside only a torch was getting him out again.
      >just talk XD
      ffs

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Send out an M88 to pull out the dozer when it got stuck and let him keep on trucking

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mess up his treads with explosives or tangle them up with something like steel cables.

    Then burn the thing or get welding equipment/wrecking balls on site.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I run those for a living. There's got to be a hydraulic line somewhere you could puncture with a bullet or something. Barring that I'd at least try to shoot holes in one of the hydraulic cylinders. If he loses enough hydraulic oil he's done.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >/k/ once again worships suicidal moron who nearly plasters a bunch of elementary schoolers inside a library because being angry and moronic is "Le based"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah tbh the rampant consumeridm and schizo worship in this boards culture went from novel to grating then boring
      /k/ is the most boring type of people

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Meatwave with shovels

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based never drank a glass of water Ruskie.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They want our precious bodily fluids

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Black person acts like a Black person
    Boo!
    >Black person acts like a Black person but is incidentally white
    Hooray!
    /k/, unironically.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't

      If Marv was black I would still support him. gb2/pol/

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Like modern tanks you can disable it effectively by taking out the sensors. Cops noticed cameras around the vehicle but didnt think to just spray foam or paint on the lenses.

    Once you blind the vehicle, you have a lot more options. Likely, the driver will just ground the vehicle because he can't see where hes going.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Cops noticed cameras around the vehicle but didnt think to just spray foam or paint on the lenses.
      Yes that was poor thinking. It says they actually did shoot at them, but the lexan protected them. And that it had compressed air to keep off dust. But slapping on a big bucket of oil paint would have cut them off fine.

      That I think though might be 20/20 in a calm situation talking. For a complete surprise out of context situation not always trivial to think in real time of what's obvious the next day.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >lexan protected them. And that it had compressed air to keep off dust
        He put some thought into it.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    overthrow the corrupted government

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I get why he did it but there's a limit on how far I'll go to support someone just going on a rampage. I get it the city council fricked him hard but you don't try to bulldoze a library with kids in it or some shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Right, I'm

      https://i.imgur.com/sS2CMnV.jpg

      >Why would you stop him?
      When he was shooting at a big set of propane tanks and transformers there were a bunch of senior citizens within a few hundred yards. If my grandmother was there (as she is in my own small town in a similar senior living place) that'd be enough reason for me. He had targets for his beef and that's one thing but he tried to cause a lot more collateral damage than that, and it's every American's right to defend their family by whatever means necessary even if the one threatening has legitimate reasons to be angry with government/society.

      On top of that, despite some flaws, I unironically like my town (which has a similar ~2k population as a coincidence). Town meetings are good, I don't always agree with whatever everyone decides but we can all share our views, and people can correct course and change their minds the next year. We don't have any mayor just a select board. Our town hall has been standing 166 years now, there's a lot of history that came before us and a lot after. I don't think it's right that any single person or argument in the present time would justify destroying it for every generation to come. It's selfish and conceited.

      Both of those would be enough reason for me to try to kill him.

      and not even judging him per se, I can understand his pov to some extent, but that doesn't mean everyone else doesn't have their own and the right to fight back. Like if the government or a big corp or whomever fricked somebody hard, they lost their job, home, etc, got desperate and broke into my house. I'm not going to try to dismiss or minimize their situation, that really sucks. They may well be that desperate and/or that angry, angry at everything, at the people who did it to them, at society for not helping/stopping it, at all the people who ignore it and don't care and are comfy themselves. One can see how that could happen.

      Wouldn't stop me for one second from shooting them though. I don't think there is any incongruity there. Them suffering a wrong doesn't mean they can then go do whatever they want and nobody else is allowed to try to stop them right?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's like someone saying "I'm having a bad day and I'm sad" while treating you like absolute shit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >It's like someone saying "I'm having a bad day and I'm sad" while treating you like absolute shit.
          Yeah good analogy. If someone is having a truly shit worst day of their life I'm sympathetic to that, and I'll even try to tolerate some level of crap if we've got a working relationship and I know they'll regret it the next day. But nobody needs to have infinite patience for anyone else, we're all still adults. At some point it's like, hey man, I'm sorry about that but stop taking it out on me. And if they punched you for that you can go right back after them.

          https://i.imgur.com/EwP9K6K.jpg

          So /k/ has 180'd on the killdozer now due to r*ddit infestation? What's next, 180ing on guns?

          >180'd
          It's completely /k/ to contemplate how to take down something like that, and also how to build a better one. It's you tourists who had to bring in "I'd help him" and make it personal. Imagine it's one of those leftists and they're bulldozing churches if it makes you feel better. The tool won't discriminate. And I promise they'd feel every bit as self-righteous about it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >bulldozing churches
            Mosques and Temples.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >or some shit.
      Get your facts, man.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Use a drone to place a bucket of thermite on top of the cab and ignite it. It'll melt through and kill the driver eventually

    I dont get why people support this guy. Like him or hate him, he's hostile. If it's hostile, you kill it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >rattlesnakes eat rodents
      >RREEE KILL THEM ALL
      >overrun with rodents
      Many similarities in this analogy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're analogy makes zero sense.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He wasn't a necessary function of society.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't worship rattlesnakes and call them based and redpilled for going on a rodent eating rampage though. I just shoot em

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So /k/ has 180'd on the killdozer now due to r*ddit infestation? What's next, 180ing on guns?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >if everybody on a board doesn't share my exact opinion they are new, this is a change, this is MY board, everybody ALWAYS agreed with me, I -WAS- the hivemind, HOW COULD REDDIT HAVE DONE THIS
      find your meds, you need 'em badly

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If a board goes from an 80-20% split one way to the exact opposite, then yeah, it's noticable. Rhodesia would be another example, or abortion on /misc/, of topics that there was a prevailing opinion on that 180'd in the past few years. I give it 2-3 more years before /k/ supports "common sense" gun control.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Either /k/ used to hate Rhodies or you're full of shit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Abort Rhodesians with a killdozer
          That adds up to 120%!!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone who proposes boards as being singular opinions are trolls, tourists, or both. Go back.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why would i?

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think the only manly thing to do is to get another piece of construction equipment and make it a proper duel.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This I like. Or 20 paces with nukes.

      If a board goes from an 80-20% split one way to the exact opposite, then yeah, it's noticable. Rhodesia would be another example, or abortion on /misc/, of topics that there was a prevailing opinion on that 180'd in the past few years. I give it 2-3 more years before /k/ supports "common sense" gun control.

      You know, some forms of guncontrol and red flag laws would make a lot of sense. I support background checks for heavy machinery, too. A lot of lives could be saved.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a neighbor found a 37mm field gun in the shed, so probably with that

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would give him a RWS with a M2.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    tape like 10-20lbs of tannerite to the machine, and let er rip.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd have shot him for being a fricking b***h ass scumfrick before he went on his suicidal rampage.

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Kohmatsu is second only to tge Caterpillar D8 series. It is a monster, a grader is twink food for it.

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i wouldn't

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >How would you stop Marvin Heemeyer

    Offer the town of Granby as a Killdozer sacrifice.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Stop
    Follow in his tread tracks, anons.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > Super Heavy
      > Titanium Armor -9KK
      > Advanced Optics -3KK
      > Improved Engine -6KK
      > Cooling Fans - 4KK
      > Improved Scoop -2KK
      > Suicide Gun (Box of Guns) -2KK

      > Sealed In +7KK
      > Rival Killdozer +3KK
      > Shoot to Kill +4KK

      > KILLDOZER BATTLE

      The enemy Killdozer will be comprised of the stats from the next person after me to post their Killdozer. What use is strength without a worthy opponent to test it against?

      TITANS WILL CLASH!
      VICTORY OR DEATH!
      HAVE AT YOU!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/TAz2dgq.jpg

        >Stop
        Follow in his tread tracks, anons.

        >Heavy
        >Reactive Armor -8KK
        >Improved Scoop -2KK
        >Flamethrower -5KK
        >Mortar -7KK
        >Self Destruct -3KK
        >Extra Fuel -3KK
        >Advanced Optics -3KK
        >Communications -2KK

        >Sealed In +7KK
        >Rival Killdozer +3KK
        >Shoot to Kill +4KK

        I AM AWAITED IN VALHALLA
        WITNESS ME

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh and I guess add a Ripper since I've got 1 point left over

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    assuming I could use anything? LOSAT

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stop him? What makes you think I'd want to stop him?
    PS: banana peel

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Javelin, thermite, any combat aircraft main gun or missile system

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Stop him
    I would have literally joined him in destroying property. His town was filled with a bunch of b***hes. Wouldn't want to actually hurt anyone though.

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You don't. You join him

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >stop
    He was in the right

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's true, but also shitposters gonna shitpost and from the looks of it some of them are .party soi posting homosexuals

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What destroyed it before Ukraine? Because it was shit more than a year ago.

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Stopping justice
    The real question is, how do we stop OP from being such a chomo?

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They are glow-in-the-dark Black folk and contrarian shirskin teens

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    frick off glowBlack person and kys stop trying to kill board culture

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So you would just let him destroy your property?

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    With a M82A1, you just need to stop him right?

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    2016 election tourists fricking destroyed this board.

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was an insurance issue. He wasn’t killing or threatening to kill anybody. Anyone that would have stopped him is a statist cuck.

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >drive up alongside him
    >hop out
    >lol no mg for dealing with dismounted infantry on killdozer
    >plant shaped charge on tread
    >mi compadre does the same thing on the opposite side to the other tread
    >we hop back into our respective rides and zoom away
    >killdozer is now mobility killed

    Of course, I would've much rather been on Killdozer's side.

    >run interference in car
    >do recon in car
    >bring diesel and food to killdozer in car
    >keep killdozer killdozing

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if i had the same prep time, resources, mechanical expertise as this dude?
    somehow immobilize the vehicle by destroying the tracks or fricking up with the drive system, probably through use of explosive traps placed in the way of the vehicle. Demand surrender. If he doesn't and digs in, cover the dozer with wood and gasoline and burn to destroy o2 supply to vehicle.

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Knock on whatever hatch he hasn't welded shut yet
    >Hewwoo!!! Is anybody in dewr???
    >Come oudda dere ya knuckle head!!!
    >I made you cookies, come get dem wile dere still hot ya goofus!!!

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    By doing the right thing in the first place.

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd let him install his sewer and leave him be

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get on top with a gas tank and a hose, start trying to dump gas through the gun holes…. Or start shooting spray foam on any cameras and openings… eventually your gonna either frick the engines ventilation or blind the driver… get off if he tries scraping you off on a building.

    If you don’t wanna try climbing on it get a couple fire trucks to hose it down with foam to try and blind it…

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    seriously, killdozer is peak /k/.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >was
      Tears inna...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'd say killdozer is still peak /k/
        Even with the shitposters

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DON'T DRIVE INTO THAT BUILDING BRO IT HAS A SUBFLOOR YOU'LL GET STUCK IN!

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Preemptive nuke

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    highly doubt that's composite armor - a shit tier rpg should be able to punch through it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >doubt that's composite armor
      >steel
      >concrete
      >steel
      >=composite
      A burrito is a sandwich.

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    unironically molotov wienertails? but like 5 gallon bucket versions

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd use a rock or something

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