Kenya Amphibious Invasion of Haiti

Supposedly the US is going to give Kenya some ww2 landing vehicles. Are we going to see Ducks (DUKW) make beach landings? What other vehicles are going to get?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    those are old landing craft right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. The US Army used Ducks back in WW2. Now tour groups use them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        a lot of tours have stopped because of the insane number of fatalities the modified ones they use seem to create.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Eh they're not really any more dangerous than they were in 1945, and only slightly more dangerous than any other vehicle of the era. People just take for granted that cars are safe now.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're under selling the fact many of these ducks have been in service since before many of us were born. Coupled with the fact they've been modified far beyond their limited use case, and the usual slack in maintenance standards which lead to said fatalities. Damn things are a death trap.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >You're under selling
              It's his story to frick and be lame with. If your version reads like Shakespeare, do it with out offering your puny condescensions. Everybody's a fricking critic!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How the frick do people manage to get hurt, let alone die, on one of these things in the year of our Lord 2024?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Disasters caused by ignorance are still happening

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Stupid people are still being born.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Tour operators make a bunch of modifications to them that make them top heavy and catch the wind more easily (installing big canopies for instance) when they already sit low in the water and have a weird center of mass. Then they take them out in rough waters that they were never designed for and you end up with a predictable and dumb disaster. A large extended family died on a lake in the US several years ago in this exact scenario, the duck capsized suddenly and most of them drowned trapped in that stupid canopy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >modifications to hold more people
            >holding more people
            >modifications interfering with the ability to bail if things go wrong
            >lax training standards
            >tours are simply not what they were designed to do, the DUKW was meant to go from boat to shore than shore to boat like a shuttle, the lack of reserve buoyancy isnt an issue when theres only a few people inside and it only spends a quick jaunt in the water, but its a genuine issue when the vehicle has a dozen people inside and spends most of its time in the water
            >deliberately ignoring weather warnings so they dont lose out in the tour for the day

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              How the frick do people manage to get hurt, let alone die, on one of these things in the year of our Lord 2024?

              The sea disasters are fun and all but it's even better when they kill on land
              >On May 8, 2015, a DUKW struck and killed a woman crossing the street in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania's Chinatown section. Witnesses at the scene say that the woman was distracted by her handheld tablet device and walked into the street against the red light and was struck while in the boat's front center blind spot. Although the police determined the driver was not at fault, the victim's husband sued the company and the city, saying that the blind spots of the vehicle and the placement of the traffic light contributed to her death. The lawsuit was settled in 2017 for an undisclosed amount.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

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  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It'll preferably to napalm the entire island and repopulate with decent people, preferably non blacks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, like Dominicans

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Global clown warfare

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's a lot of ways that occupying Haiti will be a shitshow but I can't imagine them contesting a landing whatsoever

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Supposedly the US is going to give Kenya some ww2 landing vehicles. Are we going to see Ducks (DUKW) make beach landings? What other vehicles are going to get?
    source???

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Either Newsweek or Nypost had the article. I can't remember which.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it. Why is african country sending troops to other side of the world?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For the free food

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Optics.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kenya gets leadership and humanitarian cred, both haiti and the US gets someone that isn't the US to do it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's the funniest option and we live in a world run by clowns.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I really hope they attempt to drive the duckboats the entire way

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What makes you think thats not the plan?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's the thing, I think it is the plan and hope they do it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because Haiti is a bunch of racist voodoo blacks that blame the white man for harming, helping, or doing nothing.
      No matter what it would be the US governments fault why helping again didn't turn them prosperous and stable.

      So instead a black nation gets a shot.
      Africa has a population bigger than china or india and is projected to become the majority of the worlds population this century.
      They need to start learning how to do big boy stuff and preserve world peace. Restoring order in a third world dump without aircraft, anti air, mortars, or artillery, being overun by primitive gangs with rifles is a good starting point.
      Its like peacekeeping for babies.
      There is an African Union now and if they want to be taken seriously they need to become more than a resource hub and aid recipient full of nations known for corruption.

      Kenya needs some good optics.
      Kenya produced good runners for sports so the white world gave them tons of aid to assist.
      The last thing kenya was known for on the world stage was having over a billion in aid for olympics just go missing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      expandable

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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