Kek is this real?
>Each year, current and former paratroopers, often in an inebriated state, celebrate by meeting up and wandering city streets and parks. The day is notorious for two common sights: paratroopers frolicking in fountains and picking fights with hapless passers-by.[123] On Airborne Forces Day in many Russian cities, it is customary to turn off the fountains and hold veteran reunions near those fountains.[124]
Sounds like a very Russian thing to do
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Airborne_Forces
These men are dead aren't they?
yes.
Peak remobilization material, comrade.
Remobilized as donated dog food.
Not dead, only dreaming
>Looks like meat is back on the pallet boys
What the frick is that.
russian ground forces
Underrated.
Pallets of meat rotting in the summer heat, some suspect it's dead mobiks, but most likely it's waste meat.
>dead mobiks
>waste meat
same thing
Ziggers posted it claiming it was Ukranians, anons geolocated it to inside of Russia and the vatBlack folk began sperging out and trying to claim it was meat scraps from a factory (the only one nearby is a chicken factory), then donated dog food that wasn't used (there is no dog shelter in the area).
So at this point nobody truly knows but saying it's mobiks compressed into a cube makes the brownies seethe something fierce, therefore it's probably that.
Possibly dead vatniks, the Russian Army was using a local meat refrigeration facility to preserve their dead before transfer. Someone left a few bodies outside for days in the hot summer sun.
Statistically, one is dead, one is maimed and crippled for life and the third one was only injured and returned to the trenches under own power
I saw one of them recently, he and his friends were fused together in what can only be described as a kind of cube.
God, I hope so.
>en.m
Black person
3 generations of dedovschina
>YWN proudly wave your drunken slavic bulge while frolicking in the fountains and fondling your totally hetero and masculine comrades
Why even live bros?
>VDV day
>get drunk
>run around town
>get into fights
>splash around in fountains
Honestly sounds kinda fun.
Nah I get it.
Russia's airborne is their version of shock troops, right? Tip of the spear like USA's Marines. But as a landlocked state, Russia won't be landing on beaches; instead they are dropping into combat before regular units engage.
That means casualties. Massive casualties. Which means the units must operate at 80%, 75%, 70% yet still complete the mission. Which means maximum esprit de corps. So you have to select, groom, and develop buttholes. You have to let them get away with butthole behavior. You have to let the civilians see their behavior is excused as to encourage more buttholes to join up.
Funny how that worked out. They're all dead now so I guess it's a moot point.
They don't drop very often and once dropped proved impressive as bullet sponges. Esprit de vodka has nothing to do with skill or competence. They're just dead drunk...
You're not wrong.
>Russia
>landlocked state
Well most of their ports are frozen for a good while, the ones that doesn’t still have to pass through narrow choke points controlled by nato/nato allies. Russia is kinda quasi landlocked.
Their navy always were pretty shit.
Navy was always considered shit fate, conscripts had to serve 3 years in navy, the rest served for 2
Nope, these are not shock troops, they are riot police made to look like shock troops. All this shit during VDV day including punching policemen and such is to make the populace think they’re badasses not afraid of anything, while the truth is they are simply allowed to do this for propaganda purposes.
It’s not just lack of support that got them killed the second they had to fight in an actual war.
>Russian holiday
>just an excuse to get drunk and harrass others
So what's different from a regular day? That you can wear your pantsu shirt while doing it?
Now I finally understand why this webm has a fountain among the stuff being airdropped
What the frick is that from lol?
rusBlack person tv
>celebratory porridge and stew
I would seriously like to try this
My favorite part is the missile at the end.
Because that's not Iskander or Satan, that's Minuteman.
Yes it is real
Reporter is explaining how elite and daredevil VDV are, drunk VDV bydlo comes by, yelling something about fricking up khokhols, reporter asked to relax and be quiter, immidiatelly got punched in the face. He got depressed and killed himself year later.
Russian story on par with War and Peace.
That's not a uniquely Russian thing, any western military base has drunks starting fights in the nearest bar or club. We don't have a day for it though.
Yeah, vdv rusBlack folk throw beer bottles at kids and break their limbs trying to do somersault to impress ladies.
it must also be said police were told to look the other way on Paratroopers day and let the stripped bydlo be violent. Only intervene if someone successfully fights back.
Post USSR every former soviet nation quickly stopped this nonses. Except Russia. There was even outrage from russian expats/minority in one of the baltic countries when their police cracked down on paratroopers if they chimped out.
>what do you mean they can't abuse us without consequence on Paratroopers day? They deserve it!
Peak Russian mind.
>jump into fountains
I remember early in the war when they were dropped right into the Black Sea. There is a joke here somewhere, that I am too hungover to cobble together.
yes and it ends up being exactly as gay as you would expect from the RU armed forces.
>all of these happy men are dead
>so that a monke's peepee could feel big
ITS NOT GAY IF YOU DO IT
I'd bet that skinny vehdehveh holding onto the Weasley there got dedovshina'd something fierce.
you dont know the half of it
What are you implying? There is nothing gay about it.
100%
>VDV
>In the water not on land or air
yep checks out
>obligatory pride thread on /k
o-okay