I myself can't find Adam Delimkhanov in any way. He doesn't get in touch.
I ask Ukrainian intelligence to provide information on exactly what place and what positions were hit, so that I can still find my dear BROTHER.
I promise a generous reward and I ask you to help.
What the frick have the Chechens even been up to lately? Last I heard they got their shit rocked last Summer, and it seems like Kadyrov just went "frick this, I'm going home"
guarding the rubble of Mariupol and shooting retreating Wagnerites in Bakhmut.
Raping and robbing citizens of Mariupol and smaller towns behind the front lines.
Barrier troops duty.
very little first echelon stuff. mostly preserving themselves. their new assignment is to do something with marinka.
>What the frick have the Chechens even been up to lately
The tiktok battalion seats in the rear, but Kadyrov has the Akhmat volunteers, who are made up mostly of non-chechens and they're participating the battles across the frontlines. Their officers are chechens, so maybe that's what Delimkhanov was doing there.
Some Chechens are fighting with Ukraine. In any case we should hear about them soon as the counter offensive gets closer to Mariupol.
They've been sent to the Donetsk Front to try and make progress at Avdiivka and to fight the Russian Rebels in Belgorod. Putin has been having a number of private meetings with Kadyrov over the last few months and it seems like he wants him to stop holding his forces back and take over Wagner's previous role instead.
>take over Wagner's previous role instead.
I assume this role consists of taking unsustainable losses and functionally ceasing to exist
Yeah, which is probably why they are all now running away to Belgorod now to protect it from Crazy Ivan and six Humvees.
They are making sure to stay only where they can shoot people who can't shoot back.
There was a rumor last week that the ukies launched a missile strike that hit a kadyrovite camp (including the tik tok battalion) killing 57. I just saw it on social media though. Also, someone posted inages of bodybags in a thread with the ID number of a chechen unit but it was only in one thread. I couldn't find any article on it. However, the OP is now making me think it was real.
Raping Donababwean conscripts
They been twirling their fingers and preventing Wagner and other frontline units from retreating under threat of rape.
Now that the Kadyrovites switched places with Wagner in Bakhmut and other fronts they're once again getting their shit kicked in.
They were mostly serving as blocking detachments according to captured Russians, there to shoot Russians who retreated or who didn't advance.
They were used in front line combat early on and got raped and so, worried that their power base might be needed to offset other rivals, Putin let them pull back to guard his strength. But with Wagner pulling out due to depletion and infighting, they had to begin taking front line positions again.
Putin allows/needs these independent militaries because they can help offset strong factions within the MoD who might coup him, especially since his star has fallen due to the poor results of the war and because his kosty loyal force, the national guard, took a morale shock being deployed to combat missions early in the invasion for which they were woefully unprepared (they're for beating back unrest not heavy combat). This led to mass casualty events and large groups (a few hundred at a time) refused to fight and walked back to the border. We know of these because of layer trials.
>We know of these because of layer trials
Hold on, did I miss something happening in Russia?
At the start of the war, a load of contract personnel resigned, because they're allowed to do that if Russia is not at war, which by their own laws they still aren't, and returned to Russia where they were arrested, although legally speaking they hadn't done anything wrong.
putin's most loyal forces are found in the special services, not the armed forces. the glowies have a decent sprawl of paramilitary units. alpha and vympel (fsb) were directly involved in the 1993 coup. since then, the svr has built up zaslon, which could be assumed to serve some function as well. then there's obviously whatever fso/sbp has, which is probably a lot more than anyone lets on.
>Nooo please tell us where you striked give us valuable information!!
Frick off lmao
>Give coordinates in the middle of a minefield
Nothing personel kiddo
Going to be great if it turns out he drowned because of the dam explosion or retreating mobiks wiped out his blocking detachment.
>Going to be great if it turns out he drowned because of the dam explosion or retreating mobiks wiped out his blocking detachment.
It's supposedly happened in Primorsk, which is a city 30km away from Berdyansk
>Primorsk
Isn't that the place that that Major General got storm shadow'd in? Could just be the rumor mill going
>Chechen died somewhere
>Major General died there, important people were probably there
>Chechen died there
>Major General
Are steps above Colonel, essentially. Wasn't a major player despite the title.
>Chief of Staff of a division equivalent
>not a major player
I've seen people say Ukraine hit them at a turbaza. It seems plausible that they could've stationed troops at a resort. There were reportedly a column of armor and soldiers there that got hit as well.
It would have been when they hit Heniches'k that's zaporizhia HQ for the RU
So was Noho Hank supposed to be a Muslim?
No, he wears an orthodox cross. It's literally in the picture, anon.
Also most of the actors that played "russians" spoke better russian than the actual chechens.
And the song Vacha sang while on the scene in S1 was a "song of high altitude installers", pretty well known soviet song from the soviet urbanisation era, the 60s.
I know they were just regular russians. I just don’t know why they made such a big deal about his mob being specifically Chechen and then have no one actually be a muslim
To be fair, chechens specifically are the ones responsible for the russian diaspora organized crime, especially in the US, funded very much by the russian government. The fricking Boston Bombing.
But they wanted to avoid the whole muslim part of it, I guess, so there are some vague "elders" that run things.
In actuality those "elders" are Kadyrov and his crew.
It makes the israeli russians a bit itchy to have muslims with guns in the neighborhood.
He wore the orthodox cross on his neck so no, which is kinda confusing.
Russian Defense Ministry’s “Zvezda” Telegram quoted the State Duma and said he is injured. He isn't dead. Please check sources and officials before posting stuff on /k/.
May I see him?
kadyrov himself posted this request only an hour ago.
So he's definitely dead then.
Will he be returning to Chechnya under his own power?
>State Duma
They quoted the guy who was bullshiting everyone for months about Zhyrynovsky still being alive lmao
Kadyrov also says his bestest buddy General Tushayev wasn't killed in Ukraine on February 26th, 2022. The reason why no one has seen him in well over a year is because he's just been so darn busy.
If he really has lost his two top lieutenants that's pretty bad. They're not really replaceable.
This was debunked months ago.
>Debunk
>Rebut
Am I missing something here anon?
You're confusing "debunked" and "denied".
>Debunked
>By Kadyrov
>By Chechen media
>By the BBC
Basically worthless sources.
>Magomed Tushayev
he supposedly led the "gay purge" but he looks like he might be a little light in the loafers himself
This maybe?
Naw it was at a gathering like the ukies before the kharkiv offensive, except in kreminna and with kadyrovites. Oh, and a HIMARs surprise)
So apparently a Russian column got hit with that guy in it
With him, a few hundred Russians are dead according to Russian sources.
I'd make a sperate thread but by now a few hundred dead Russians are a daily occurrence.
>few hundred
Anon, a few hundred dead in a single attack is pretty significant, even if it isn't particularly notable as a daily total.
They/them mean because it's happening so frequently it's no longer big news.
Large concentraions of Russian troops deep behind the front are getting blasted daily
BUTUSOV PLUS
Worse than Edda
If by the middle of the second year of the war there are commanders who take the columns to the front and build the personnel in one big pile, and then wait for the enemy tilleria to strike, then such commanders must be shot before the swarm, even if they are colonels or even generals.
O 141K 10
Two Majors
Bitch, you can't stand in a column for two hours in one place! Well, what are you doing, father commanders, you are commanding people!
Again bloggers will be looked for instead of degenerates with high
shoulder straps?
The Armed Forces of Ukraine have no merit in this war. We are at war with our own stupidity and raspizdyaystvo, smeared from above with beautiful reports.
In 2-publics, they are hysterical and call to shoot brainless Russian commanders who give the order "to stand in a column for two hours in one place, waiting for the ZSU artillery to strike."
That seems to be a good idea, but, perhaps, let them live for a while - there are still more benefits from them.
! UPD. Probably, we are talking about the column where Delimkhanov was. Some Russian resources write about several hundred dead
>several hundreds dead
ACKmatbros, I don't feel so good
>several hundred dead
So THIS is why they're shilling so hard.
>The APU has no merit in this war
LMAO, they just can't believe that Ukrainians are better at war than they after. After everything we've seen, after Ukraine basically stood alone for the first few months and went toe to toe with Russia and held them off they still can't believe it.
it's going to end how chechnya ended -
>we can't possibly lose to those goatfrickers
>akhmat sila! go kadyrov go!
expect ukrainian flags at the red square sometime next year.
This is the same country that spread stories about Ukranian bio-engineered super soldiers early in the war because their grunts couldn't comprehend the enemy having plates, optics, and NVGs.
>bio-engineered super soldiers
>the enemy having plates, optics, and NVG
Why though? The first option if it was true would be so much worse. I can always be given plates optics and NVGs if the supply situation get unfricked. I can't ever be a bio-engineered super soldier.
>the enemy is using technology beyond our capabilities, straight from Marvel movies, not our fault
>the enemy is using the gear that we bragged our soldiers had. Then we sold it all off and haven't supplied them with anything. Could be considered our fault.
It's blame deflection, anon.
Acknowledging that they have good equipment and you don't means Russia is not a stronk superpower. But if they're genetically engineered then that's just cheating really.
The supply situation getting unfricked is about as realistic of a dream as being a genetically engineered super soldier for the Russians
It's not that. They're saying their worst enemy is their own moronation.
>several hundreds
Doubt... unless they fired two whole MLRS's at them and found a jackpot.
Anon, I.....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markale_massacres
>The first massacre occurred between 12:10 and 12:15, on 5 February 1994, when a 120 millimeter mortar shell landed in the center of the crowded marketplace.
(You) must be 18 years of age or older to access this website.
Let us summarize Prigozhin
> Is a felon and comes from nothing
> Learns to cook well
> Climbs up the hierarchy of muscowia and becomes crazy rich
> becomes warlord benefitting from African nations
> Single handedly wins Syria
> Delivers one and only victory for the muscowia in Ukraine
> Wrecks akhmat sila
> Leaves Ukraine
> Refuses to elaborate further
Man Prigozhin is truly god among men. Now, give me some of the best Prigozhin memes so we can proclaim him to be the next Tzar.
>Learns to cook well
Why do people keep saying this? He's a restaurateur, not a chef.
It comes from his nickname, “Putin’s chef”.
>Learns to cook well
Kek, no. He's from organized crime and got given the catering contract to funnel money into all those shill farms you can see literally around you, Ranjesh
>He's from organized crime
Even the hotdog stands were probably a combination of him extracting protection money from the operators (you work for me now, with my stand and pay me X%) and money-laundering with a cash business.
Don't forget, a children's book author and illustrator.
honestly, these look nice.
How's the writing?
I'm imagining lots of ass references, characters that know everything etc
*and convicted pedophile
He didn't even cook well. He just had help in obtaining a classy restaurant. The most cooking he did was selling Hotdogs in St. Petersburg in the early 90s. That being said, in addition to being a war criminal in Ukraine, he's the biggest troll the Russians have and probably swindled so many damn shells off the Russian MoD that the T-54/55s are now needing to be used as improvised artillery.
>man's a legend and i'm torn between hating and liking him
I heard he was very handsome, is kind of a military genius and has a huge penis. But he's also very modest and would never tell you these things himself.
Really, Shoigu should just give him all the shells.
*Learn to wiener well
I did notice a moderate uptick in zigger shitposting, I suppose this is why.
Where's the video of that drone strike? I haven't seen it yet.
>in front of the swarm
Are they likening themselves to Skaven or 'Nids now?
The libturds tried to make the Skaven unappealing by making them resemble rats but if someone looks past shallow surface level observations they will see that the Skaven are actually incredibly based. Each one is a nietzschean uberrodent who puts himself above all others and is fully willing to smash aside any obstacles to his power. Each ones psyche lacks any of the weaknesses that cause leftism, making their society immune to its taint. They are free of feelings of inferiority which are the root of leftist thought, they possess an instinctive revulsion to everything about non-skaven meaning that leftist self-flagellation or idealization of others is impossible in a Skaven, no Skaven would ever take the clot shot (and in fact, abominations like vaccines would never develop in their society) and a big reason why they are so successful is that they put their women to better use than any other species in the setting and their psychology means that a Skaven simp that would protest about this is impossible. Even despite being meant to parody us, the libturds still couldn't help but aknowledge our self-evident superiority over them by making the Skaven have technology far in advance of everyone else, a foothold everywhere in the world, such fast population growth that they'll never be under existential threat and being guaranteed to take the world for themselves. To help one look past shallow surface level observations, note that the Warhammer 40k counterpart to the Skaven are the similarly based Imperium of Man.
>a few hundred Russians are dead
Wounded, not dead.
Death toll isn't known.
It literally says deceased in russian
>they say
>some sources report
Those are literally Telegram rumours.
The Ukrainian report I read just said wounded.
>Russia shill can't read Cyrillic, 18 months into the war
>Russia shill can't read Cyrillic
I can kinda read Cyrillic but I can't read Russian.
And I'm a Ukie supporter but I don't shill for anybody.
I want to celebrate with confidence is all.
No worries brother
I mean, it's not like shilling on /k/ would achieve anything for either side. Even /misc/ has little influence these days, the cult of /ptg/ is a shadow of its former self and I doubt that anything that happens in /misc/ these days really makes it into the world.
They do it cause they are paid to
Small finngolian imageboard that has maybe like 300-400 unique posters had been overran by vatnig votebots, finngol admin stated he got rid off 400k [yeah, four hundred thousands] of unique ID/IP addresses partaking in it
And it's a fricking literally non important imageboard, take a guess how much "effort" they dedicate to large international sites
>rasspizdyanstvo
I learned a new word today, I'm still not sure as to its exact meaning, but it sure is a word.
it just means 'fricking around' or just 'fainenance' in a crude manner
opierdalanie się?
yeah
Deboonked, he's just injured.
Proofs?
Too late moron, already said
Dill lies, he is walking back to Chechya under his own power
Wonder if Wagner leaked his location? Kino times in the prelude to /rcwg/.
There's one report in russian tg channels that states exactly that
>venevitin
That's the guy gayner captured and kicked the shit out of lmao he salty
kek, this is high school drama tier.
>Johnny got drunk and was shooting at the bushes
>Kyle stopped him and kicked his ass
>then someone mugged Bobby
>Bobby was threatening to tell people Kyle was dealing drugs
>Johnny tells everyone Kyle mugged Bobby
>Gary is getting drunk to forget Sarah
>Sarah is stealing money from her parents
>Aaron is lying straight to Jon
>About Megan and the things that went on
>Jessica is a gossip, Laura is a bawd
>Derrick hits Bridget and Ben deals drugs
>Seth spends all his money gambling
>Joey stopped praying
>It is all the same thing
Does anyone actually believe these made up stories where they make up stuff like "traitor working with the enemy" when incompetence and laziness is probably a more likely cause.
ok now we've got a real shitstorm brewing
It’s so funny. This is a military. This is a real country’s real military. Not a confederation, not a coalition, not a bunch of African tribals. This is the military of a former superpower. It’s nearly unbelievable, it’s worse than the KMT during WWII or the IJN/IJA infighting
>it’s worse than the KMT during WWII
Little known fact, Mao and Chiang were roomies for a bit. It was literally roomie drama.
Chiang Kai‐shek had a mountain top villa that was donated by US missionaries when they left China to escape Japanese invasion.
Mao lived together with CKS and his wife for a season or two and planned the early united front against the Japanese, before all the betrayals etc.
Was the Chinese Civil War an anime arc?
>Was the Chinese Civil War an anime arc?
Kind of...?
In the very early days, it wasn't necessarily a communist revolution, it was just about overthrowing the Manchu/Qing and freeing the Han but also achieving some sort of modern post-feudalist government because everyone could see that that was the way to go.
At the time, Communism was the new experiment after Democracy caused concentration of wealth in the capitalist class. It was achieving early success in Russia so why not bring it local?
But not everyone was convinced. Others wanted Democracy, some wanted other systems, including lots of warlords and dictators obviously.
Lots just wanted the Manchu gone and could unite around that for the time being.
Sun Yet-Sen probably wanted Democracy but it's not super clear. He proposed a form of what we'd call socialist democracy but he wasn't opposed to using capitalism to industrialise before pivoting to communism or something either.
Ukies:
>Okay, we're gonna tell you. You can go there and look for him yourself.
>Vasily, get the Storm Shadow!
>IJN/IJA infighting
Now now, there aren't regular assassinations of officers and open, deliberate firefights between different units.
Yet.
This channel is run by the same brigade whos Colonel was taken hostage by Wagner
>12 boards were called for evacuation
I love Russian idioms kek
>Wagner
Why would Wagner make even more enemies internally? It must have been Shoigu whacking both Prigo and Khady to get them back in line under the Russian MOD.
I say they should team up and make Shoigu pay an eye for an eye.
Well what the BBC is reporting is that Kadyrov's Akmat dudes have signed the agreement that the Wagner's are refusing. So, potentially there could be a reversal of fortune.
This just in from Tass via a local newssource, no link in English sorry, the russian army can now enlist former, current and under-investigation criminals just like Wagner. Seems to me both the Kadyrovska and the Wagners just got sidelined.
>This just in
How are you posting from January 2023?
>Why would Wagner make even more enemies internally?
Didn't kadryov threaten to rape priggy when he started talking about withdrawing from bakhmut? Plus they've already been feuding with the MoD/Shoigu
Really gone for chest beating about conquering all of europe to crying about how the evil Ukrainians are freely murdering his friends lmao
>conquering all of europe
It's embarassing to remember that Russia was bragging about this two years ago
I wish people would stop posting this. It was from a satirical show that was played straight enough that they wouldn't get into trouble.
>SIIIRRRRRR!!!!THIS IS SATIRE DO NOT REDEEM!!!!!!
>if you point out that Russia does indeed have comedy sketches you're Indian
Frick off moron. You can watch it yourself.
It literally starts with
>Hey, next year, we should have our annual victory parade in London or Berlin
But your webm cuts that off because, again, it goes against a narrative. Frick Russia and I hope they lose and break up. But your infantile
>Anybody who doesn't immediately laugh at Russia or points out they're doing X or Y is Indian
Again, frick off.
the clip is effective at conveying a risable sentiment. people are using the clip to mock that sentiment. there is no contradiction, anon.
it's maybe a bit silly in the abstract, that your nation's civil society is so fricking useless that your bit of satire only ends up being useful to foreigners. but poking fun at the idea that was your target of criticism is completely in line with the original thing, even if those doing it are clueless about the source.
It literally starts with
>As the proposal to celebrate the next Victory Day parade in London or Berlin, it is a brilliant idea. Russian tanks in Warsaw - why not? Lets take a Grand European Tour! It's a bit hard but still possible! Why should Poles enjoy their holiday alone? The whole world was fighting Nazi's in WW2, if I am not mistaken! Piotr Marinin armed himself with a ruler, a drawing compass and military maps from 1945 and look what he figured out!
Yeah man. Totally serious. Especially the last sentence haha.
Yes, they're THAT wienery and moronic, you disingenuous b***h bloody basterd
you did not reply to me in any way
Saying something you are serious about in a funny way doesn't make it satire.
bootleg russiaball is also a satire. It is still used to send a serious message.
> Especially the last sentence haha.
That's the way russians speak, moron.
>YOU BLODODY b***h BASTARD! DO NNOOOOOTT REEEDEEEEEMMMM!!!!!!!!!
Keep lying, Rajeesh. This """satire""" was aired in 2015 in the broadcast program "Glavnoe" on the state-owned 5th channel.
Here is the source of the webm:
The whole webm itself begins in 52:23
Try to create a more convincing cope, ok?
Why are you seething so hard, russian Black person? Putin said this shit unironically. This specific webm being satire or not doesn't matter when supreme monke is convinced it's true
>guy posts webm
>I say that webm is satire and here is proof and I don't give a frick about Russia and hope they lose
>NOOOO VATNIK VATNIK REDEEM XXDDD
Yeah. Almost like I said that from the start or something and you fricks have been going NOOO IT'S TOTALLY REAL. Russia might think that, Putin might think that. But that sketch is literally 'humor at the end of a news segment' thing. It's literally stating 'a guy just took some maps from 1945 and drew a line to London'. It's comedy, not serious.
stop throwing a fit, ivan
It's a completely serious segment form a completely serious program
What exactly is the satire, and what is being satirised?
Even if it is satire.
It is satirizing something.
Wouldn't it fit the intent of the author to post it to keep mocking the sentiment the clip was made to mock?
he already ignored this point in
. he has no interest in anything other than being assblasted itt.
Sure bro, it was all a joke. Rosiya never talk be a superpower crest propaganda nazi lying very much
See
it literally was a joke, yes. Watch the actual show, not the clip that was shown inside the show.
NOOOOO IT'S SERIOUS! DON'T YOU GET THE FACT SHE SAYS HE ARMED HIMSELF WITH MAPS FROM 1945 THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY SUPER SERIOUS AND NOT A JOKE????? WHEN SHE SAYS WHY SHOULD POLES HOLIDAY ALONE??? CLEARLY NOT A JOKE BRO. SUPER SERIOUS. GRAND EUROPEAN TOUR? TOTALLY SERIOUS BRO.
come on morons, that anon is right
Dude.
Do you think we should not repost picrel? Its obviously a satire, after all.
In case you havent noticed it yet, not all satire is self-depreciating and sarcastic.
If need to understand that fricking lot of russian satire uses exaggeration to convey the unironic message:
>we are strong, enemy is weak
>we are smart, enemy is stupid
>we are comy, enemy is miserable
>we are smug, enemy is frustrated
>we are winning enemy is losing
Satire its not just there to be fun. Its there to instill the message. Sure, its exaggerated, but it does not take away from the message - it simply reinforces it.
In russia it has been this way for ages. From russo-japanese war posters to bootleg countryballs and european freezing and eating their pets and their women escaping to russia because they have heated homes - it might be a satire, but its also a propaganda message. Presentation might be funny (for certain values of "funny") , but intent is not.
>Teaching media literacy
>On the internet
>To ESL pajeets and terminally online tankies
What are you trying to accomplish?
Its a thankless job, but that does not mean we should give up and stop trying
absolutely not anon do not teach these thirdies our advanced critical thinking techniques they can immigrate, assimilate, and go to school if they want to learn so badly
>doesn't know sarcastic humor is a trademark of arrogance
Tankie, pajeet or actual russian?
>caps lock meltdown
See?
You keep trying this line even. It's not satire. Saying something jokingly you actually believe isn't satire. And the makers of that were deadly in earnest.
>satire
>the use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
It cannot be said to be satire if they are in deadly earnest about it. Facetiousness maybe.
now go and have a nice day shill.
>It's not satire
see
this anon posted it
you are a worthless moron
>vatBlack person is moronic
what a surprise
glorious motherland rossiya is most strong number 1111!!!
https://time.com/3259699/putin-boast-kiev-2-weeks/
Why is it always two weeks with these morons?
I think they like to use their equivalent of fortnight? Which most translations break back into 2 weeks.
>literally tries to invade kyiv and fails
have a nice day shill homosexual
>If I wanted, Russian troops could be not only in Kiev, but also Riga, Vilnius, Tallinn, Warsaw and Bucharest in two days
This is dead serious, I'm afraid.
The Russians really do mean it.
>SIR STOP POSTING BENCHOD BLOODY FRICK YOU!
That satire video created in 2015 was a reaction to Putin's quote here (
,
) in late 2014.
The ICBM at the end is the American LGM-118 Peacekeeper.
Lets hope the SBU stir this up nicely lmao
How much do you think tickets to the Belgorod Thunderdome will be?
It'd be nice to get out and watch some good ol' gladiatorial games with the family.
>which, fortunately, worked quickly
>provided with all necessary assistance
It wouldn't be a Russian defeat if they didn't immediately insist everything was under control and there's nothing to worry about. Who could forget the timeless classic:
>There is no panic In Balakleya, there were mostly mobilized people.
>Now reserves are going to Balakleya. Cannon and rocket artillery work.
Everyone knows everything and is working with a point.
>as far as I know
So they left them there to bleed out, got it.
I hope nobody in Ukraine is dumb enough to give this guy any opsec. It's an obvious ploy to find and establish a mole.
I mean, they could just bullshit him and say the fire came from Russian lines instead.
He's injured. Not dead. Ukraine can't even do that right.
If russians say that then it must be true.
>Haha no information he's dead!
>Actually official sources say he is injured
>Well that means he's dead if they say that!
Can't fricking win.
>Can't fricking win.
correct
>Can't fricking win.
Should have figured that out after the first week of the invasion
>>Haha no information it's sunk!
official sources say he is damaged
>>Well that means it's sunk if they say that!
>Can't fricking win.
These are the consequences of your lies pidor, shut up and endure them like you deserve
He's injured and already getting better, he's on Kobzon's concert rn, oinkrainians fricked up once agian
Z
he went to the hospital under own power
Critically injured is dead as far as Russians can be concerned. Their hospitals are already overflowing and they already don't have enough doctors or nurses to go around. If they couldn't get him stabilised and airborne within the first two hours then he's toast.
>hospitals are already overflowing and they already don't have enough doctors or nurses to go around
>implying the higher-ups, let alone Kadyrov's personal bff, isn't getting special treatment from the best personal doctors
lol. lmao. Who do you think they are, chmobiks?
Critically injured is dead as far as Russians can be concerned, that's true, but because russians are lying their asses off.
Unless they fly him to the UAE asap he's fricked. Personal doctors in Russia suck dick. Those aren't people who make it on merit but it's clans of doctors who have good connection to government officials. There's a good reason all Russian elites go abroad to places like UAE or Switzerland for any sort of serious medical treatment.
>. Personal doctors in Russia suck dick
They fly in doctors out of the west, what are you talking about.
The nepotism-empowered doctors head local hospitals for the plebs because they don't have to do anything and get to embezzle the funds.
Anon, they're leaving entire small towns without any doctors in Russia and moving them all down into Crimea and Kherson because they can't get enough staff to deal with the war wounded.
If Delimkhanov's legs are bending the wrong way and he's literally been torn a second arsehole, he's not going to have the luxury of returning to Moscow or the UAE. It's those shitty displaced doctors from bumfrick nowhere or nothing.
Looks fine to me anon.
Nurgle gonna nurgle.
He just went in for a facelift done like putin.
yeah that's why they've been so eager to show him alive on camera and not hide him
>obvious russian
Oh he ded af
hahahaha okraina piggy chechen general is of alives and not of dead! *~~) he only lost his dick, balls legs an of arms he is ok ukraine piggy is failure *~~*~~
is he returning to port under his own power too?
Delimkhanov will call Kadryov back soon
>I ask Ukrainian intelligence to provide information on exactly what place and what positions were hit
Nice try Ivan
>I ask Ukrainian intelligence to provide information on exactly what place and what positions were hit, so that I can still find my dear BROTHER.
They could respond with Bucha coordinates and/or all the civilian targets hit
They should give him the coordinates of Putin's palace.
>coordinates of monke bunker
They are listed on wikipedia. Search string "putin's palace wiki"
that's circassian land
Shit if they ever take Crimea back that is probably in storm shadow range. It's not militarily important but if hit that, that is probably 10 more missiles that won't be bought to pay for the rebuild
Is /k/ autistic because it really does not seem to understand humor. They would freak if they watched Bong comedy.
explain this, vatnik
i don't give a frick, you guys are just autistic.
Cause I got him in the O'Niell Death Grip. He didn't know whether to shit or go blind for Christs-sake
Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?
I think you might be both moronic and unfamiliar with Russia and with European history as a whole.
Ada is fine, Adam returned under his power to Chechnya, please stop spreading rumors.
2 more days!!
Also, what happened to Magomed Tushayev hasn't been seen or heard from since early last year when it was claimed he was still alive?
>russia is borderline competent at defense
>russia is fricking amazingly incompetent in attack
>attack vatniks to bait a counter attack
>russians immedaitely lose hundreds of soldiers outside of immediate battle
wew lad
not related but I croak hard when I see Solovyov and the rest of the ruski media broadcasting their propaganda with iPhone, iPads, Shure microphones, and a bunch of other "western" equipment in full view.
this can't be true, russia destroyed the one and only leopard and won the war
The Russians made one mistake. They forgot about him.
Did he really resign from parliament so he could concentrate on Ukraine?
He personally slaughtered six million Donetsk children just last week. Check out Instant Ramen Z for more spicy recipes the West is trying to bury.
What kind of reward
the russian speciality (anal rape)
I'm fine then haha
I'm good for rewards
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The war has started on Wikipedia. He was briefly dead there but I didn't get a screenshot before it was reverted.
how do you know where to find the edit history, but not know that you can click through any of those links to view the old revision?
Yeah, I know but it's not the "real" page so I didn't feel like capturing it.
UPD: meanwhile, the chairman of the State Duma, Volodin, told the deputies that he had spoken with Delimkhanov, he was alive and well. I remember that once he also calmed everyone in relation to the "live" Zhirinovsky
UPD1: Special forces commander "Akhmat" Apti Alaudinov said that live Delimkhanov is in Chechnya.
Strange, why then Kadyrov is not in the know? "Dear brother" offended by the don?
UPD2: Special forces commander "Akhmat" Alaudinov has just said that a command had been received from Kadyrov to urgently find Delimkhanov "and take him out of the scene no matter what the cost."
UPD3: Roman Venevitin, commander of the 72nd brigade of the Russian Armed Forces, who was previously captured by the Wagnerites and later released, claims that the “Prigozhinites” leaked Delimkhanov’s positions in revenge on Kadyrov. Delimkhanov himself is in critical condition.
They should make a drama TV show after this war featuring all these characters we read about in the news and their wacky adventures
I would watch a Death of Stalin style movie of this like you wouldn't believe
If it involves Chechens and goats it would be X rated for sure
On one hand, more dead Chechens is a good thing, but on the other hand, they are absolutely going to take this out on the Ukrainian civilians that they still have under control.
Uhhhh... Zbros?
"Complete withdrawal of all units deployed towards Mariinka, heading towards where Adam Delimkhanov is located. We have received orders from Ramzan Akhmatovich Kadyrov to find him there by any means necessary and get him out, no matter what. A new order for AHMAT special forces, we will execute it unequivocally. AHMAT - STRENGTH RUSSIA - THE POWER OF ALLAH IS GREAT!"
>saving private Ivan
>some zBlack person operation is compromised just because kadyrdog insists on retrieving the body of his best buddy
VGH, DER WHITE RACE
I WAS ONLY JOKING!
WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS WAR?
Hmmmmmm...
>whale emoji
There's always some homosexual that reacts with his own speshul emoji
>whale emoji
Maybe it's code for"
>big if true
Whales are cool, anon, they go EEEEUUUUWWWEEEEUUUU and eat homosexual-ass puppets and krill, sometimes they bully sharks to death
>shark bullys
Frick whales
These are cool, Anon. What are these from?
SauceNao won't give me an answer.
For me, it's the hotdog.
>some kind of fricked up thing is going on
LMAO
Is every unit really required to search one(1) bombing site behind the front lines? Why not just send a few guys to go get him?
Because DO SOMETHING!
Did I understand this correctly? All the chechens are being withdrawn from their positions? For *reasons*?
Between the tiktok warriors and Priggy I don't know who's more entertaining.
they're now, shit you not, claiming that they were pretending to be moronic on purpose, to teach a lesson. unreal
https://t.me/rkadyrov_95/3698
>do exactly what the russian free legion wanted by taking troops from the front to reinforce belgorod
pretty amazing honestly
He made it back to Belgorod under his own power
Ugh Bakhmut sisters??
>Hiding in Australia
Absolute state of the TikToktarites.
Those channels are not known for much use of emoji. And even zoomers who use a lot of emoji would probably squint at his...caravan(?), and wonder what message is being conveyed.
I'm more puzzled by the fact there are separate emojis for one- and two-humped camels.
>Kadyrov's right hand man dead
Actually, they got him last February. This other guy was Kadyrov's left hand.
We won't know if this is true until the Russians announce they've also killed Kadryov's right hand man in a missile strike.
he alive he alive hohol bandits lying again about killing while they themselves die by thousands. ukraine wiener to small to frick butthole of russia
Wow. Nice meltdown, sub-Black person.
I fricking love Kaffirov, he has no filter and uses social media like a third grade rapper from Atlanta, but is the boss of an entire fiefdom.
Is he going to jerk off with his left hand man from now on?
I get the impression that they are more than friends. Isn't homosexuality frowned upon in Islam?
What gives you that impression? Just because he capitalized brother?
The severe overreacting?
Assuming that it isn't a clever excuse to get his forces away from the trenches about to be assaulted?
>Isn't homosexuality frowned upon in Islam?
Technically but it's complicated.
Having your buddy give you a quick beej on a boys night isn't the same as wanting same sex marriage.
If you're married to a woman and have kids then obviously you aren't a heathen sodomite, it's just men being brotherly in private. Same thing happens before they get married too, don't ask what saudis do with their buddies.
And nobody is islamic when they're abroad, that's why they have those yachts and villas in Monaco etc.
Ah it's like a Joey and Chandler situation
Family compounds in Islamic countries are pretty isolated and private places, it's not all about keeping the women isolated, some of it is about keeping their private activities hidden.
JBL has always been the beverage of choice for this class of people, they're just very private about it.
Like most religious prohibitions; it's not doing it that's frowned on, it's being seen to flout the teachings of the religion, or worse, reject them entirely.
So long as it's done in private, they usually don't care. It doesn't teach any bad examples to society as a whole, even your own children are taught that they need to conceal their sins in the home and don't grow up to openly reject religion.
Interesting, thanks anon
>Like most religious prohibitions; it's not doing it that's frowned on, it's being seen to flout the teachings of the religion, or worse, reject them entirely.
>So long as it's done in private, they usually don't care. It doesn't teach any bad examples to society as a whole, even your own children are taught that they need to conceal their sins in the home and don't grow up to openly reject religion.
Good grief. This is ludicrous in any religion. Don't they know that God sees all?
This is how its generally done outside of the western world, especially in cultures where the males and females are heavily separated. Men are married and have families, since its their duty to their clans/tribes/communities, homosexualry is a sort of leisure activity, tolerated on the condition that it does not cause major drama and tarnish family reputation. You can laugh at muslims and asians, but historically it was the same in the West. Recently read a book about the history of Florence, turns out Florentines and Venetians had regular bacha bazi thing going on, with liaisons between teenagers and young males, that were tolerated until marriage, in well off families men remained bachelors up well their 30s, for financial and social reasons, they had to establish themselves, sexes were also separated. Prostitutes cost money and meant health risk, due to to venereal diseases and normal women were closely guarded, since the marriage had profound economic and political significance.
Making ones public identity out of private sexual activity is a modern invention, unheard of before the 1960s and ~~*sexual revolution*~~, which was promoted to restructure the society for various political and economical reasons (changing voting preferences, pushing women into workforce pool and changing consumer proferences). Liberation was the least of the intended effects.
>Making ones public identity out of private sexual activity is a modern invention, unheard of before the 1960s and ~~*sexual revolution*~~, which was promoted to restructure the society for various political and economical reasons (changing voting preferences, pushing women into workforce pool and changing consumer proferences). Liberation was the least of the intended effects.
Best off-topic post on /k/ in fricking years but this part is especially bingo as frick.
>and ~~*sexual revolution*~~, which was promoted to restructure the society for various political and economical reasons (changing voting preferences, pushing women into workforce pool and changing consumer proferences). Liberation was the least of the intended effects.
Haha.
The sexual revolution happened for a lot of reasons, the pill being an important part of it.
It's not the first sexual revolution though, there were several in the 20th century decades apart. The first was in the 20s.
I get the feeling he's speaking specifically to the 1960s. And he's right. Vis a vis the pill, you're also right, too.
It’s why Russia and Islam are like two peas in a pod.
He is his cousin
yes but its Islam with Russian characteristics
yes it is, but not with russians or kadryovites
Was there ever such a man as Budanov? There is not one person historical or current who made muscowia seethe more, not one!
Budanov would be an insufferable edgelord except that he never gloats or boasts or in any way suggests that he's accomplishing anything at all.
He's the head glowie, he should be able to keep a secret.
Okay, Satan
There is a security service, and then there's military intelligence. Budanov is the head of the latter so he's not the head glowie because there's also Malyuk, who he was butting heads with until they (at least publicly) reconciliated.
Sure but he gives a lot of media interviews where he basically gives nothing away, it's kind of impressive.
Supposedly the mark of a master diplomat is to talk for hours without actually saying anything. I'd imagine Intelligence officers have something similar.
you say that, but are you reading anything in ukrainian or russian?
the other week he went on this weird tangent about how russians will be celebrating a holiday, the end of spring without ukrainian troops in crimea as promised − but that this is a mistake, bc such a thing as a "psychological counteroffensive" exists, and ukraine has already won the psychological counteroffensive for crimea.
they're all still slavs, in the end. they bloviate in derpy ways and they all care to some extent about deeply cringe face-culture optics shit, sometimes more than they care about actually winning.
>Ukraine is still not winning
lol lmao even
Post gains
>It's okay to lose a general and hundreds of soldiers in one strike!
so... is Kadyrov entitled to a Lada?
Shouldn't Russia be out of Ladas by now?
It is likely that in a day or two Delimkhanov will appear alive in public, but the point is different. Earlier, we noted that "high" - deputies and officials - began to flow out of the SMO zone, fearing a counteroffensive by the Armed Forces of Ukraine and new long-range Storm Shadow missiles. The Kadyrovites also followed them. They were already sitting in the third, if not the fourth line of defense - the same Primorsk, where Delimkhanov was allegedly covered, is located almost 300 km from the front line. But with the advent of SS missiles, even such deep rear areas were no longer safe. That is why the Kadyrovites are moving to the Belgorod region, having signed a contract with the Ministry of Defense - away from such incidents as today. In Russia, it will still be safer for such brave tik-tok fighters - the West still forbids hitting the territory of the Russian Federation with its missiles.
>you have to be a friend of a boyar AND at least his cousin to get medevac in the Russian military
Grim
>I ask Ukrainian intelligence to provide information on exactly what place and what positions were hit, so that I can still find my dear BROTHER
the place we can provide but he's in multiple piec-positions
It makes sense now. It is very important to establish that Delimkhanov is either free, dead, or captured. Either of the two first is of little importance but if he is captured all sorts of secrets could be in play, like Kadyrov's bank accounts in Geneva and Tel Aviv or where the mass graves are hidden. Find Adam NOW, or other things could be found. At all cost!
He's probably alive but severely wounded.
>I myself can't find Adam Delimkhanov in any way. He doesn't get in touch.
>he doesn't write, he doesn't call
>I thought there was something going on between us
>was I... just a quick summer fling to him?
Ah, mobik problems.
Again?
magomed tushayev has not been seen since, they claimed he was alive but nobody has ssen him since or heard from him