One time I called a crow a Black person and told him to get off of a white car cause he's black and he jumped off, then I pointed at a black car and told him he can go on that and he flew onto it. Me and my coworker just started laughing but that little fricker was too clever
This.
People are so stupid. It's like they think the government left off after killing all the passenger pigeons and ivory bills and great auks and stuff. Why would they do that? You go on a program to eradicate birds you eradicate birds.
I like both birds although sadly I live in a crow only region. Generally they are pleasant birds to be around and watch. Wotan was a troony by the way, stop being weird
I fear ravens are reincarnated people sometimes. Occasionally they gang up and all sit together on one of my trees and I go outside and they just look at me silently.
If they are all cawing I think that's supposed to be a sign of good luck? Maybe they don't have to be loud? Idk but generally ravens are cool just don't be a weirdo about animals and they will generally like you
If you sit and litsten to the CAWCAWCAW at each other you can watch the process of discuss, plan, action that happens before they decide to frick something up. Its almost terrifying when you know your the target, say you just threw a rock at one.
i don´t really have ravens where i live but i have crows, magpies and jays and these things are some of the most crafty little frickers you ever saw
once i witnessed one jay pondering how to get into my squirrel feeder and after few days trying he came back with a pinecone in his/her mouth and raised the roof and put it in between the hinge so it stayed open
they ate the whole feeder empty in half an hour and im not even kidding because not funny
They know what's good.
One time I called a crow a Black person and told him to get off of a white car cause he's black and he jumped off, then I pointed at a black car and told him he can go on that and he flew onto it. Me and my coworker just started laughing but that little fricker was too clever
Nice reference
Infantile mutt has the intelligence of a crow
lel
Exactly. Crows are the Almighty's messengers.
>the government upgraded their spy drones with new AI chips
its even more over than before
This.
People are so stupid. It's like they think the government left off after killing all the passenger pigeons and ivory bills and great auks and stuff. Why would they do that? You go on a program to eradicate birds you eradicate birds.
What do they know?
Ravens > crows.
same thing just bigger and with weird sounds lol
Repent.
I like both birds although sadly I live in a crow only region. Generally they are pleasant birds to be around and watch. Wotan was a troony by the way, stop being weird
>wotan was a troony
Yes I also listen to Greenberg's analysis of norse folklore.
You should check the size of the hat worn by your source that Wotan was transgender.
>Wotan was a troony by the way
This isn't actually true. But why let facts influence your beliefs?
Maybe they're smart ok
What do they actually do with it besides eat trash and nothing
They’re just like us
I do the same thing everyday and pretend I’m a super being, meanwhile they can fly into the heavens and travel the world.
This is your brain on zero pussy
I can almost see how the troony mental illness starts...
Sickening
True as hell, but not what I meant at all.
Guys, don't argue that's what the crows want
shit on your car 30 minutes after you wash it
>What do they actually do with it besides eat trash and nothing
tbh sounds like half of this board
I fear ravens are reincarnated people sometimes. Occasionally they gang up and all sit together on one of my trees and I go outside and they just look at me silently.
The Chad Raven
The virgin incel
put food out for them and befriend them
If they are all cawing I think that's supposed to be a sign of good luck? Maybe they don't have to be loud? Idk but generally ravens are cool just don't be a weirdo about animals and they will generally like you
Obsessing over blacks just makes you a c**t filled with negative emotion
In my world they don't even exist
If you sit and litsten to the CAWCAWCAW at each other you can watch the process of discuss, plan, action that happens before they decide to frick something up. Its almost terrifying when you know your the target, say you just threw a rock at one.
i don´t really have ravens where i live but i have crows, magpies and jays and these things are some of the most crafty little frickers you ever saw
once i witnessed one jay pondering how to get into my squirrel feeder and after few days trying he came back with a pinecone in his/her mouth and raised the roof and put it in between the hinge so it stayed open
they ate the whole feeder empty in half an hour and im not even kidding because not funny
>friend's cat got trolled by a jay mimicking him
it was the most hilarious thing I have ever seen, didnt even know jays could mimick this good
Where I live squirrels tend eat all the bird feed and then all the eggs and baby birds. Frick squirrels, go birds.
>crows are smarter than other similar birds
>pit bulls are more aggressive than other similar dogs
>nooo bigot, humans are all the exact same!!
its a murder
You can befriend crows. Just leave them water or food and they’ll literally grab shiny objects and leave them for you as gifts. It’s really weird.
I remember going to New Orleans and hearing their fricked up CAWCAWCAW for the first time as if I was in a horror movie, very cool.
Crows are bros. If you gain their trust they will bring you presents.