>Russian mercenary chief Yevgeny Prigozhin said on Friday that the Kremlin's rationale for invading Ukraine was based on lies concocted by his perennial adversary - the army's top brass. >"There was nothing out of the ordinary happening on Feb. 24 ... the Defence Ministry is trying to deceive society and the president and tell us a story about how there was crazy aggression from Ukraine and that they were planning to attack us with the whole of NATO," Prigozhin said, calling the official version "a beautiful story". >Sitting on a chair with a giant black Wagner flag behind him, Prigozhin said the war had also been needed to enrich the ruling elite who, he said, were not satisfied with the commercial potential of part of Ukraine's Donbas region that Moscow seized control of in 2014 via a proxy separatist force. >"The task was to divide material assets (in Ukraine)," he said. "There was massive theft in the Donbas, but they wanted more."
Perhaps he sees the writing on the wall and hopes to ingratiate himself with the civilized world before the inevitable post-war repercussions
On the other hand, maybe it's all theater for some excuse that Russia only failed to take Ukraine because they were stabbed in the back by gayner
What is happening here is that Prigo's lies happen to align with the truth somewhat by coincidence because that's what he needs to say while locked in a power struggle with SHAIGUGERAMISOV
yeah he had a whole interview the other day.
Priggy says >there was no donbass genocide, the ukies werent shelling civilians and the russians were robbing the DPR/LPR blind to enrich the oligarchs >shoigu/gerasimov wanted to start this war to advance themselves in the putin wienersucking hierarchy >the oligarchs went along with it because they wanted to install medvedchuk as president of ukraine and pilfer the shit out of everything they could, which is why they were happy to trade the only actual nazis they could find in ukraine for him
Weird to hear a Russian tell the truth, even weirder is it's fricking Prig doing it.
It is all self serving.
Rememeber: Prigozhin is an FSB asset and mouthpiece.
It was the FSB that was most responsible for starting this bungled war to begin with, not the RU MoD. Where do you think the original framing of this as a "security operation" came from? FSB internal security planners and their slop.
Prigozhin saying this simply amounts to the FSB taking an increasingly aggressive approach. They know it is a lie to blame the RU MoD, and the RU MoD knows the FSB is lying. Which is why
https://i.imgur.com/xUQLNcy.jpg
Place bets on the winner itt
is happening.
The boss is the one who gets to lie, the b***h is the one who stays silent and takes it. The RU MoD has to decide pretty soon if it wants to be a b***h to the FSB or not, and that entails being solely responsible for everything bad that's going to happen over Ukraine. Now, and forever.
FSB (and KGB before it) is the real power broker in Russia. They chose Yeltsin and they chose Putin. If anyone can decide who they want to become the next Russian leader, it's them.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Strelcope is saying FSB and the Security Council decided to stay neutral in this one and let them sort it out among themselves
11 months ago
Anonymous
Could be they're ready to make a deal with the winner.
Invading Ukraine was all about the booty and looting. These guys are literally pirates and not the fun PotC kind.
https://archiveDOTph/hQnzN >Mr. Putin spent the spring and summer of 2020 quarantining.... According to sources in the administration, he was accompanied there by Yuri Kovalchuk. Mr. Kovalchuk, who is the largest shareholder in Rossiya Bank and controls several state-approved media outlets, has been Mr. Putin’s close friend and trusted adviser since the 1990s. But by 2020, according to my sources, he had established himself as the de facto second man in Russia, the most influential among the president’s entourage. >Since the summer of 2020, Mr. Putin and Mr. Kovalchuk have been almost inseparable, and the two of them have been making plans together to restore Russia’s greatness. >According to people with knowledge of Mr. Putin’s conversations with his aides over the past two years, the president has completely lost interest in the present: The economy, social issues, the coronavirus pandemic, these all annoy him....he has cut off most contacts with advisers and friends. >he is now isolated and distant, even from most of his old entourage.
>"Kovalchuk saw in Ukraine a potentially infinite amount of what can be plundered, that is, military booty. In Russia, everything has long been divided by Putin's inner circle, you can no longer squeeze out large new pieces. And Ukraine in this sense is like the Klondike." >Kovalchuk allegedly realized that Bortnikov and Patrushev would persuade Putin to launch a full-scale invasion and decided to take part. At the same time, the oligarch decided that in comparison with other billionaires close to the dictator — the Rotenberg brothers and Gennady Timchenko — he, as the person who first took a patriotic position, would have the right to choose the sweetest pillage.
i doubt this. if they actually wanted to arrest Wagner they can just raid their headquarters in Russia proper or just arrest Priggy. Wagner's footprint in Africa is too valuable to throw away.
>this count offensive failed
Anon like you jeep getting duped by this same strategy. Ukraine says nothing because if they win too hard gibs might dry up. So they sent say anything, and they're not rushing so Russia gets 2-3 weeks to make no-panic-filthy-hohol-failed posts and seem like Russia stronk until they royally frick up. Again. It's practically a tradition of this special three day operation at this point.
>they are sending in special forces to arrest gayner
this is true
also >special forces >russia >2023
kek, lmao >for not sucking putins wiener hard enough
thus is wrong
monke is still a tsar, he's untouchable, infighting is going on beneath him between the shoigu and prigozhin(he's basically left alone at this point afaik) cliques
The operational involvement of certain opportunist elements is coming to a conclusion by the means of the Special Airborne Forces in terms of a particular "mission" in the area of Rostov-on-Don. The task force of this magnitude is gathered with the utmost qualifications in certain "areas" of the professional capability.
>Materially
I bet they have plenty of AKs and bullets but not much else >politically?
I think so, I bet their loyalty to priggy is much higher than theirs to the MoD considering the internal propaganda that's probably been spread
Only hardcore Ztards will side with Wagner. Army units that fought with them hate them for the constant shittalking and the rest of the army hates them for being glory hounds and supply hogs
I personally hope for them to get out of this and build Outer Heaven in the Central African Republic. They even got bitcoin as an official currency there already.
I was talking strictly about Russians, but hell I guess the international zigger community will be split as well. I wonder how Wagner simp no.1 HistoryLegends will take the news
I personally hope for them to get out of this and build Outer Heaven in the Central African Republic. They even got bitcoin as an official currency there already.
They can do a lot of damage if they move quickly. One or two supply dumps raided for vehicles, fuel, and weapons and burned, then scatter. The Russians won't have the manpower to hunt them before they go to ground
His own side, lol. His public relations brand is 'yes I'm a scumbag like all the other oligarchs but at least I won't lie when I send you to a meat wave.'
Anyone who read some history books, can come to the same conclusion. Since Stalin the number of israelites in soviet government structures was only rising.
nah, girkin is pretty irrelevant overall. if prig is elon musk with a PMC, girkin is some random politics youtuber with a few million subs who used to work at the CIA. He knows some things and has some connections, but the average russian probably has no idea who he is.
>and Russia
They robbed Russia clean over the last three decades. Russia wasn’t gonna get enriched. homies in Tuva would still not know what a toilet is even if the SMO ended in three days.
Don't get me wrong, they would still not enrich the bumpkins, but standards of living in Russia would rise a little, while for the upper class it'd be much more opulent.
I believe he built a strong loyalty among his men over the course of the battle of Bakhmut. Even civilian ziggers in Russia are supporting him against the MoD.
Wagner actually made good on their promises of releasing prisoners after six months. Sure a few of them got arrested again after murdering and raping but that’s beside the point. They would be worse off under the MoD
>Will Wagner fight for Priggy or just lay down arms
They'll fight for him, there's no choice >let the Ruskie MOD morons gas you so you can take the fall for monke's 3 special ed operation and subsequent gesture of goodwill
or >fight and kill long enough that you can escape back to Africa and continue living as a mercenary eating and living fairly well
You forgot they can flip sides and avoid punishment from the west and potentially cash a decent amount of favour/goodwill if Russia devolves into a civil war
50$ on Priggy, can't help but root for the motherfricker going up against the MoD especially if he decides to end the war as his current rhetoric suggests
Both gays and women are into twinky feminine boys in their teens and early 20s (this is why kpop spread like wildfire), but later on, their tastes mature and they start preferring masculine fit men
I'm not surprised, Priggy is actively hoping Russia will lose the war and the MoD will take all of the blame for it. I wonder if he's trying to become the next Defense Minister since afaik he has never tarnished monke's name with any of his ranting
At some point they're gonna have to deal with Prigozhin. He has literally done an interview saying Russia's reasons for the war is all lies. He cannot be allowed to keep saying this shit.
I actually doubt Putin will authorize any sort of military action, the MoD would have to go rogue for this one and they started losing Putin's trust too
It's a theory of mine that at least since the war started, if not earlier, that no Putin has no real power left. People like Strelkov and Prigozhin have literally insulted him and gotten away with it. Any other stable dictatorship would have cut their heads off for that. His subordinates hold the actual power, and he is simply a figurehead.
Prigozhin's latest rant does support this theory, but I'm skeptical of what he says.
Do you think Ukies would let Wagner fight for them?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Don't think the ukies need a wagner-style meat grinder anytime soon, and prigo isn't that kind of guy. But he could be a PR nightmare for puccia if he's allowed to shitpost in safety
11 months ago
Anonymous
They will detain any Wagners that they can I imagine and get as much info out of them as possible. If they're useful enough, they might get shipped to Africa so that the Ukrainians dont have to guard them, otherwise they'll get imprisoned awaiting trial. I do not see the Ukrainians as being so desperate that they would fight alongside Wagner.
>night of the long knives
If any such thing happens, I propose we start calling it "night of the long wieners", to fit with the countless homoerotic innuendos Russians have gracefully provided us with
Hold up. I thought Shoigu gave Prigozhin/Wagner/"volunteer regiments" until the first of July.
Say what you will about the culture of the Russian Federation, I think we can all agree that it's permeated by tons of performative legalism. Every arbitrary decision by fiat has to have some (usually bullshit and/or ex post facto) legal justification, so Shoigu jumping the gun by 8 days somehow seems less plausible to me than the actual shelling.
if you take prighozin at his word, follow this thru logically and attempt to predict what's next, it's just possible to come to the mindblowing conclusion that wagner may eventually team up with the ukraine forces fighting against the russian state millitary, mostly to save itself but still - again, mindblowing.
however, if you think prighozin's rather public and long running condemnation of shoigu is just theatre, that his latest statements about the war being unjustified are just another layer of obfuscation, then this entire thing is obviously a massive psyop.
we live in interesting times...
His speech was an attack on shoigu and the other defence ministry guys in the hopes he might take their place. He's scared shitless of Putin and wouldn't dare to say anything about him
You all talk like you know Russia but you know so little. Putin has been dead for many years. People even tell this to foreigner journalists but they refuse to believe it enough to publish.
It is theatre for home and idiots abroad, they are clearly being sabotaged that's why they aren't just easily beating Ukraine, the loyal army will sort out the boyars and then everything will be fine just wait etc, it's all fricking bullshit.
That's the beauty of the whole 'they know, we know' spiel. Russian babushkas will just shake their heads and will loudly protocol how they never liked the look of shoigu and if only the good tsar had never surrounded themselves with such bad boyars. Such a shame for the young Russians who had to die for shoigu's failed war.
"We know they're lying, they know they're lying, they know we know they're lying, we know they're know we know they're lying, they know we know they know we know they're lying, but they still lie"
For the past year and a half, I keep hearing myself say "okay, THAT was clearly peak WTF.
Surely we have now hit the absolute weirdest and most improbable thing that could have happened; no way they'll top this."
And I swear, it's like Russia is taking it as a challenge. If this had been written as fiction two years ago everybody who read it would say it's just too implausible and the author needs to tone it down.
I come to theorize that 90% of my fellow Russians, was subjected to some shizophrenia indusing therapy, otherwise i cannot logically explain them allowing to happen events of last 32 years.
>events of last 32 years
There is a joke among English speakers that the history of Russia (from about, say, the Tver uprising to the present day) can be summed up by repetitions of the phrase "and then, somehow, things got even worse".
I'd like to believe that those 90% you mentioned can be shaken out of their induced madness, and perhaps enough craziness in the short term will serve as shock therapy. Alcoholics and other people in recovery sometimes speak of hitting rock bottom and having what they call a "moment of clarity". What do you think?
Alcohol was a monopoly granted by the Tsar. The original revolutionaries wanted to ban alcohol because it was so tied up with serfdom. Stalin brought it back to anesthetize discontent.
All three of those statements are factually accurate, but I was using "alcoholism" as a metaphor for present-day Russians being stuck in a serfdom mindset. Do you think if the situation gets crazy enough there will be a significant number of them snapping out of their anaesthetized sleepwalking to reach some sort of epiphany?
They are slowly being put on, but the plywood marshal is unable to get his pinky finger into the god damn motherfricking finger hole frick who made these fricking gloves shit
what the frick how is wagner not going to lose this in a month unless ukraine supplies them with weapons ?
Do they get a national focus in 15 days where they get 10k guns and 3k artillery ?
Why would anyone under wagner not surrender imediatly ?
Is this even real did i get trolled ?
Can you fricking imagine if the head of Blackwater did a whole ass coup just to oust the secretary of defense? Like does he just expect everyone else in the government to be cool with it? What the frick is even happening?
So why not oust the dictator instead of one of his underlings? Why go through the trouble of doing a whole coup just to keep taking orders from head monke?
Taking over and making Putin a figurehead gives you credibility with the common Russian. If you become leader of Russia you still have to deal with the whole invaded Ukraine shit.
I'm convinced the MoD didn't attack Wagner. Video seemed staged. And things are happening too fast. This is Prigor staging a coup, which is even better.
it just sounds like the usual vague vatnikspeak to me.
i think there will be a brief tension and someone somewhere will pay Priggy enough to smooth things over.
having said that, god i wish for a russian civil war
they know they can't defend anyway. pajeets coping on anonymous basket weaving forum does not equal success in the field. so this whole charade is preparation for complete withdrawal and 'stabbed in the back' narrative afterwards.
Can you imagine the blastwave which would occur, when all chuggers asses collectively exploded??. And that sort of fact has all it takes to be a trigger for such a phenomenon.
"PMC Wagner Commanders’ Council made a decision: the evil brought by the military leadership of the country must be stopped.
They neglect the lives of soldiers. They forgot the word “justice”, and we will bring it back.
Those, who destroyed today our guys, who destroyed tens, tens of thousands of lives of Russian soldiers will be punished.
I’m asking: no one resist. Everyone who will try to resist, we will consider them a danger and destroy them immediately, including any checkpoints on our way. And any aviation that we see above our heads.
I’m asking everyone to remain calm, do not succumb to provocations, and remain in their houses. Ideally, those along our way, do not go outside.
After we finished what we started, we will return to the frontline to protect our motherland.
Presidential authority, Government, Ministry of Internal Affairs, Rosgvardia, and other departments will continue operating as before.
We will deal with those who destroy Russian soldiers. And we will return to the frontline.
Justice in the Army will be restored. And after this, justice for the whole of Russia."
>video is posted of some woods and campfires >almost ai voice tells wagner was betrayed >official wagner channels repost this vid >official wagner channels announce a military coup against rfmod
my bet is it's either some crazy maskirovka or usa hacked wagner and is trying to saw chaos in russia. popcorn is ready anyway.
sure but thats where he was headed, how does releasing a video basically FORCING the government to do something to reign him in help him get back to making money in africa? how does staging a fake missile attack on his camp and declaring war against the MOD help him get back to africa?
Surely his best play to get back to business as usual would be to keep his head down, rotate out of ukraine like planned and go back to making stacks.
This might all be theater to bait ukraine to invest in a sloppy attack
Don't invest too much in any of it until there's some kind of independent verification (US satellites should have pictures of the camp analyzed soon, if not already)
So assuming it's fake for speculation purpose: What's the benefit? Prighozhin is openly declaring hostile intent towards the MOD, why would he fake such an attack and assume a stance inviting a response? Is he just caught up on hype or what?
"where are the shells Shoigu" is because Wagner have been siphoning supplies off into the rear so they can use it in the civil war. They threw convicts into the meat grinder as a cover to pull more resources from the MoD.
they could have stocked some up, in the long term they would of course get annihilated by the RU MoD is also tied up trying to repel a counteroffensive at the moment
>this was actually a HIMARS attack >the 80 IQ prison conscript couldn't tell east from west and reported it wrong
what are the chances that we see russia devolve into civil war due to a misunderstanding?
In 1991 during the fall of the Soviet Union, all state tv channels have stopped regular broadcasting and have instead shown a recording of Chaikowsky’s Swan Lake ballet. For hours on repeat. Ever since it’s been a synonym for a coup or civil unrest in post-soviet countries
I didn't think Shoigu had the kind of connections or support you'd need to become leader of Russia. Like as an ethnic Tavu he would have very little support. It's part of why he's served in government so long, nobody sees him as a threat to the throne.
You are Prighozin, do you
a) flee and try to build a mercenary kingdom in Africa?
b) try to coup yourself to power in Russia
c) defect to the Ukrainians?
>C ends with him in the Hague
I've been wondering about that. My understanding is that the Hague is for government officials and legit military types. Since a PMC isn't covered by the protections of the Geneva Convention, can't actual nation-states just classify it as a terrorist group and use their own (domestic) courts? I don't think terrorism gets the benefit of international tribunals or whatever.
>flee and try to build a mercenary kingdom in Africa
If MoD wants to get him, they will. At the very least they will sell his ass out to France and they'll bomb his ass to pieces >defect to the Ukrainians?
They don't trust him and he's unreliable >try to coup yourself to power in Russia
It's his best bet, even though the chances are slim
>"Shoygu just cowardly ran from Rostov. At 21:00, he RAN, cowardly, like a woman to avoid explaining why he raised helicopters to destroy our lads, why we dealt the missile strikes. This scum will be stopped."
>Day 484 of the special military operation to dechuddify Mexico >Erik Prince is openly shit-talking Mark Milley on twitter >The pentagon has mobilized the national guard to assassinate him >Due to the ongoing Mexican counteroffensive, they could only mobilize 1.5k people, the rest are bogged down on the frontline >Erik Prince vows to fight back
There are 25,000 of us and we are going to find out why there is lawlessness in the country, everyone who wants to join in. We have to put an end to this outrage," Yevgeny Prigozhin. >its real
At this point I wholly expect the US to suddenly cure cancer next year and China to inexplicably summon demons and destroy beijing with their own failures
>and China to inexplicably summon demons and destroy beijing with their own failures
It was in Japan, but with everything going on in China you could pin it on that kitsune having some fun
So if all of this shit is real anyone wanna give me the quick rundown on everything that has happened thus far and the effect it will have? Is it the Wagnerhomosexuals vs Russian military now and how much damage can Wagner do if it is such the case? Is there a military coup of non wagner homosexuals as well or is that fakeshit?
>the gloves are being put on
I can't believe it
Is something actually happening? Is the funny going to come to pass?
I'm inclined to believe this is going to turn into a nothingburger but if it somehow doesn't, I swear I'll write a full apology for everything bad I've ever said about priggy.
>Free Russian Legion turns on Ukraine to join in on the civil war >Ukraine vs Russia vs Wagner + Free Russians
it's like we never left the Middle Eastern clusterfrick sand wars
>Russia fuels a turbonazi tard patronised by a billionaire yid with a private army >Ukraine fuels russian neonazi regiment with Western arms >both get cute with each other during Belgorod raids >there's a chance the two could merge into a satanic spawn of ultranationalist faction from Modern Warfare
GOD IM CUMMING SO HARD RIGHT NOW PLEASE HAPPEN THIS WOULD BE FRICKING HILARIOUS
There is somenthing weird, why did prigozin try to become more influential if he knew the MOD would eliminate him if it went to far? Does he have more support than it is known?
If this is all genuine, I think he has had Putin's protection for a while, but now that the MoD is cracking down on him, perhaps this is the way he'd like to go out?
Just like the Nova Kakhovka Dam he's bottled up political ambition behind him, and in an attempt to let some flood out in order to tap into military capacity oops it's deluging us.
It's hard to argue with digits like those, but doesn't it seem convenient that Priggy apparently only wants to do just a little coup and take control of the military but leave Putin in power?
Came to my mind. I mean he did royally frick up with the invasion. But he is in power for the last 20 years. A coup now would be a perfect excuse for a Novorossiya front collapse, and chuggers growling shit like: "if it wans't for the mutiny, hohols would be btfo". On the other hand. Maybe all the other nice guys like Shoigu, wanted to make Priggy the scapegoat. And he just happened to strike first.
>Maybe all the other nice guys like Shoigu, wanted to make Priggy the scapegoat.
I think this part is almost certain, so we need to extrapolate from there.
Well Priggy knows one thing. He has to sign the contract, wagner stops being his private army. Last few days to do anything. Most of the military is either dead or fighting (they managed to gather somewhat 1.5k men in Rostov, as counterinsurgency). So Priggy has that to deal with + Rosgvardia (6k) and Kadyrovites(was 10k but dunno how many now). He has zero to non air support. He claims he has 25k man. Prolly overstated. What hardware can they bring??
it's a nice idea, isn't it ?
i think that rather than orchestrating a civil war he'd fake one instead though, just as he faked the chechen bombings in moscow. sure, people will get killed, be made examples of or martyred, but it won't be a real conflict, prighozin will likely be in on it etc...
It's weird to see a russian speaking the truth for once. I'm not surprised at all MOD is pulling all combat-ready special forces to take him out asap, can't have a russian speaking the truth.
Based on his "please do not resist, stay home" shpiel it seems he's banking on Russian soldiers taking his side. Unsure how well the induce defection strategy will go.
>day 400+ of the special military operation to decartelize Mexico >American PMC "Beethoven" declares war on the US military chief's of staff after alleged HIMARS attack of PMC camp >PMC mobilizes their forces towards Washington DC asks the rest of the armed forces to join them
because priggy said that every reason the russian government gave for starting the war was bullshit, there was no donbass genocide. they were robbing donbass blind and started the war to rob the rest of ukraine blind. he blamed the MOD and said that shoigu/gerasimov need to be on trial for genocide and lying to the president.
Proghozin has been increasingly critical of how the MOD is handling the war and if this is actually happening he may have crossed the line from useful mouthpiece to liability. His interview today apparently admitted a lot of the bullshit reasons for this war was indeed bullshit.
IF it is true, then it's probably because yesterday prigozhin said something to the effect of >the russian government has lied to all of you about why we are at war and their incompetence has led to tens of thousands of russian men dying
This might have been a step over the red line
obvious psyop - prigo is as commited to the current russian state apparatus as anyone, so is strelkov.
i could be wrong, would very much like to be wrong, but pretty sure we're getting memed on here, that it's all some kind of distraction...
[...]
It is all self serving.
Rememeber: Prigozhin is an FSB asset and mouthpiece.
It was the FSB that was most responsible for starting this bungled war to begin with, not the RU MoD. Where do you think the original framing of this as a "security operation" came from? FSB internal security planners and their slop.
Prigozhin saying this simply amounts to the FSB taking an increasingly aggressive approach. They know it is a lie to blame the RU MoD, and the RU MoD knows the FSB is lying. Which is why [...] is happening.
The boss is the one who gets to lie, the b***h is the one who stays silent and takes it. The RU MoD has to decide pretty soon if it wants to be a b***h to the FSB or not, and that entails being solely responsible for everything bad that's going to happen over Ukraine. Now, and forever.
Even if all of this is bluster and theater, it's just bizarre to see a military effort devolve into social media rivalries and a PMC threatening a coup.
GIRKIN POSTED
"It's time for calls from high places
It is possible that the above story is a provocation.
Internal turmoil is now capable of leading to a military disaster.
Be true to your oath as a citizen of Russia.
Be true to the oath of the Soviet Army.
Be faithful to the oath of the Russian Army."|
>NON-moron TAKE >NON-moron TAKE >NON-moron TAKE >NON-moron TAKE
There are 3 options basically:
1. This is all fake, some twitter/telegram fantasy and will turn out as a nothingburger (90% likelihood)
2. This is a fake, an attempt to sow chaos by ukraine or west or just anti-russian trolls (9%)
3. This is half true. Priggy is working with Putin to give an excuse to end the war and blame shoigu and co for misleading the tsar and fricking everything up, while making Putin and Priggy saviors of russia (1%)
One thing is certain - priggy is NOT just rolling up to moscow trying to start a coup. This isn’t a video game
He can wait out the war in Ukraine while pretending to do the minimum to help. Keep low profile and he’ll be fine. Going against putin makes zero sense, it’s suicide, and a very painful one
>He can wait out
It's russia anon, people fricking die there even for minor things
even the prospect of him having a power to do anything is a reason enough to finish him off as soon as possible
>1. This is all fake, some twitter/telegram fantasy and will turn out as a nothingburger (90% likelihood) >2. This is a fake, an attempt to sow chaos by ukraine or west or just anti-russian trolls (9%)
Priggy's the one saying all this so these are both moronic takes
Just stay in your home like boss man says anon, it'll all be understood by all soon enough
>Priggy's the one saying all this so these are both moronic takes
anon, SOMEONE is posting this from Prigozhin account. that's literally all we know. aslo there are known fakes using his voice.
it glows.
Yes, the NSA is totally hacking like a hudnred different russian government and government-affiliated social media accounts simultaneously to create a giant fakeout spectacle for no discernable reason. That makes absolute sense, unlike the possibility of the tensions between Wagner and the MoD that have been growing for months boiling over.
Aside from the political implications. What hardware does gayner have atm??. The 25k man is prolly way too high, ut i am kinda interested, what toys will they bring.
They were relying on the Russian army for arty support, so I'd guess they only really have whatever old Soviet armor they've been able to purchase privately. Maybe some helicopters too?
I was wondering what air assets might they have. Prolly Mi-8 or Mi-24. Doubt they have Ka-52's. Wonder if Priggo tried to buy some pilots. They could use some airpower if they are going with it.
GIRKIN
"So far there have been no reports of clashes between the Wagners and the MoD. Sources do not observe any columns, etc., anywhere."
"In Rostov, all the security forces are on high alert, but all is quiet for now. Let's hope that Prigozhin has announced a coup, but the Wagners themselves do not intend to participate in it."
You know, the only drawback to this if it happens? It'll mean the fricking vatniks will have their stab in the back myth for the Ukrainians kicking their asses over the next couple weeks/months.
>"If only that traitor Prigozhin didn't turn on us!"
"The leftovers of Wagners on the outskirts of Bakhmut opened fire on the regular roads of the Russian Federation.
Our assault brigades see everything, systematic strikes are now being carried out on the positions of the Russians.
You would hear the radio broadcast of these *** now.
The impression is that part of the Russian regular troops are killing their own, and it seems that part of the military is supporting Prigozhin. While it is not clear what is finally happening, it is a bloodbath"
https://t.me/bahshiddemon/4
Going to dinner with my parents tonight, hope I don't miss the scheduled showing of Swan Lake, I've been looking forward to it
>"There are 25 thousand of us and we are going to figure out why this chaos is happening in the country. 25 thousand is a tactical reserve, but the strategic reserve is our whole army and the whole country. Everyone who wants, join us. We must end this disgrace".
>"This is not a military coup, but a march of justice. Our actions do not interfere with the troops in any way," Prigozhin. The head of Wagner also stressed that artillerymen and helicopter pilots of the Russian Defense Ministry were used in the dark to destroy the Wagner PMC.
Place bets on the winner itt
I don't understand engrish
someone explain
based on what i could gain from that giberish they are sending in special forces to arrest gayner for not sucking putins wiener hard enough
Probably because of this
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/russian-mercenary-boss-says-moscows-war-ukraine-based-lies-2023-06-23/
>Russian mercenary chief Yevgeny Prigozhin said on Friday that the Kremlin's rationale for invading Ukraine was based on lies concocted by his perennial adversary - the army's top brass.
>"There was nothing out of the ordinary happening on Feb. 24 ... the Defence Ministry is trying to deceive society and the president and tell us a story about how there was crazy aggression from Ukraine and that they were planning to attack us with the whole of NATO," Prigozhin said, calling the official version "a beautiful story".
>Sitting on a chair with a giant black Wagner flag behind him, Prigozhin said the war had also been needed to enrich the ruling elite who, he said, were not satisfied with the commercial potential of part of Ukraine's Donbas region that Moscow seized control of in 2014 via a proxy separatist force.
>"The task was to divide material assets (in Ukraine)," he said. "There was massive theft in the Donbas, but they wanted more."
Weird to hear a Russian tell the truth, even weirder is it's fricking Prig doing it.
>Hear they're sending a hit squad to you
>Spill the beans on everything
frick it why not
doesn't matter after year and a half of killing and destroying
they are all getting the rope
Perhaps he sees the writing on the wall and hopes to ingratiate himself with the civilized world before the inevitable post-war repercussions
On the other hand, maybe it's all theater for some excuse that Russia only failed to take Ukraine because they were stabbed in the back by gayner
He still puts all blame on RU MoD and Shoigu. Monke is blameless, as usual. Tsar never does wrong, only his boyars.
>russians
>saying the truth
lol
What is happening here is that Prigo's lies happen to align with the truth somewhat by coincidence because that's what he needs to say while locked in a power struggle with SHAIGUGERAMISOV
yeah he had a whole interview the other day.
Priggy says
>there was no donbass genocide, the ukies werent shelling civilians and the russians were robbing the DPR/LPR blind to enrich the oligarchs
>shoigu/gerasimov wanted to start this war to advance themselves in the putin wienersucking hierarchy
>the oligarchs went along with it because they wanted to install medvedchuk as president of ukraine and pilfer the shit out of everything they could, which is why they were happy to trade the only actual nazis they could find in ukraine for him
>there was no donbass genocide
/chug/sisters…. Have we been lied to?
Did he go mind broke from having to send so many men to horrible, pointless deaths?
Is he playing at becoming the next Tsar?
Is he acting as a foil to shift blame off Putin and onto the rapacious bowyers?
Did he repent of his sins and see the light and now wishes to speak truth?
>the Defence Ministry is trying to deceive society and the president
>the president
It is all self serving.
Rememeber: Prigozhin is an FSB asset and mouthpiece.
It was the FSB that was most responsible for starting this bungled war to begin with, not the RU MoD. Where do you think the original framing of this as a "security operation" came from? FSB internal security planners and their slop.
Prigozhin saying this simply amounts to the FSB taking an increasingly aggressive approach. They know it is a lie to blame the RU MoD, and the RU MoD knows the FSB is lying. Which is why
is happening.
The boss is the one who gets to lie, the b***h is the one who stays silent and takes it. The RU MoD has to decide pretty soon if it wants to be a b***h to the FSB or not, and that entails being solely responsible for everything bad that's going to happen over Ukraine. Now, and forever.
FSB (and KGB before it) is the real power broker in Russia. They chose Yeltsin and they chose Putin. If anyone can decide who they want to become the next Russian leader, it's them.
Strelcope is saying FSB and the Security Council decided to stay neutral in this one and let them sort it out among themselves
Could be they're ready to make a deal with the winner.
We have known:
Invading Ukraine was all about the booty and looting. These guys are literally pirates and not the fun PotC kind.
https://archiveDOTph/hQnzN
>Mr. Putin spent the spring and summer of 2020 quarantining.... According to sources in the administration, he was accompanied there by Yuri Kovalchuk. Mr. Kovalchuk, who is the largest shareholder in Rossiya Bank and controls several state-approved media outlets, has been Mr. Putin’s close friend and trusted adviser since the 1990s. But by 2020, according to my sources, he had established himself as the de facto second man in Russia, the most influential among the president’s entourage.
>Since the summer of 2020, Mr. Putin and Mr. Kovalchuk have been almost inseparable, and the two of them have been making plans together to restore Russia’s greatness.
>According to people with knowledge of Mr. Putin’s conversations with his aides over the past two years, the president has completely lost interest in the present: The economy, social issues, the coronavirus pandemic, these all annoy him....he has cut off most contacts with advisers and friends.
>he is now isolated and distant, even from most of his old entourage.
https://english.nv.ua/nation/a-look-at-the-trio-who-convinced-putin-to-invade-50296263.html
>"Kovalchuk saw in Ukraine a potentially infinite amount of what can be plundered, that is, military booty. In Russia, everything has long been divided by Putin's inner circle, you can no longer squeeze out large new pieces. And Ukraine in this sense is like the Klondike."
>Kovalchuk allegedly realized that Bortnikov and Patrushev would persuade Putin to launch a full-scale invasion and decided to take part. At the same time, the oligarch decided that in comparison with other billionaires close to the dictator — the Rotenberg brothers and Gennady Timchenko — he, as the person who first took a patriotic position, would have the right to choose the sweetest pillage.
i doubt this. if they actually wanted to arrest Wagner they can just raid their headquarters in Russia proper or just arrest Priggy. Wagner's footprint in Africa is too valuable to throw away.
Shoigu probably wants to force wagnerites to officially join the russian army and sign contracts with MoD
Its amazing how moronic Russian internal politics is. I've been in the "this counter offensive failed" camp and now this idiocy pops up.
>this count offensive failed
Anon like you jeep getting duped by this same strategy. Ukraine says nothing because if they win too hard gibs might dry up. So they sent say anything, and they're not rushing so Russia gets 2-3 weeks to make no-panic-filthy-hohol-failed posts and seem like Russia stronk until they royally frick up. Again. It's practically a tradition of this special three day operation at this point.
>they are sending in special forces to arrest gayner
this is true
also
>special forces
>russia
>2023
kek, lmao
>for not sucking putins wiener hard enough
thus is wrong
monke is still a tsar, he's untouchable, infighting is going on beneath him between the shoigu and prigozhin(he's basically left alone at this point afaik) cliques
implication is that russia is collecting its internal and other special(ie, competent) forces to suppress wagner.
russia on a brink of a civil war, by the looks of it
either this, or Wagner is going to get executed on live TV
Priggy went too far, now shogu must raise his eyebrows so things may be understood
Ass is in ass, no panic though
The operational involvement of certain opportunist elements is coming to a conclusion by the means of the Special Airborne Forces in terms of a particular "mission" in the area of Rostov-on-Don. The task force of this magnitude is gathered with the utmost qualifications in certain "areas" of the professional capability.
Damn, Anon. You've got the style down pat.
the ass is in ass
Shoygu and Gerasimov are gonna give Priggo an offer he can't refuse.
Hey that knife is looking very long why are you pointing it at me no wait stop
Does Wagner have the capacity to resist? Materially and politically?
Sure they’ve got warm bodies, but do they have the logistical support and ability to sustain their refutation of rebuke? I don’t think they do.
>Materially
I bet they have plenty of AKs and bullets but not much else
>politically?
I think so, I bet their loyalty to priggy is much higher than theirs to the MoD considering the internal propaganda that's probably been spread
Only hardcore Ztards will side with Wagner. Army units that fought with them hate them for the constant shittalking and the rest of the army hates them for being glory hounds and supply hogs
>hardcore Ztards
Guess that's what I am now
Slava Wagner
I personally hope for them to get out of this and build Outer Heaven in the Central African Republic. They even got bitcoin as an official currency there already.
>IRL Outer Heaven is gonna be Slavic and moronic
It's not fair man
Why doesn't Big Boss exist
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisowczyks
Read about those lads. Their leader was the closest you'll get to an IRL Big Boss.
I was talking strictly about Russians, but hell I guess the international zigger community will be split as well. I wonder how Wagner simp no.1 HistoryLegends will take the news
They’re definitely the underdogs here.
That would be pretty sick.
I'm on the side of whoever actively makes the situation funnier
They can do a lot of damage if they move quickly. One or two supply dumps raided for vehicles, fuel, and weapons and burned, then scatter. The Russians won't have the manpower to hunt them before they go to ground
I don't like priggy as a person, but i found him interesting as a character. I hope he's gonna get out of this alive
/rcwg/ bros, it's almost time
All in on my boy Strelkov
I can't even tell on whose side he is with his half schizo/half logical rants
His own side, lol. His public relations brand is 'yes I'm a scumbag like all the other oligarchs but at least I won't lie when I send you to a meat wave.'
He's a Russian imperialist disillusioned with Putin. He's against everyone but hasn't been silenced for some reason. Still supports the war though.
he is on the side of MORE WAR ESCALATE ESCALATE TOTALLEN KRIEG NOW
and he has some VERY mean things to say about /ourguy/ priggy
Nah, he's been peak sour grapes for months at this point
Love his antisemitic jabs. You go Girkin, I am rooting for you.
Is Strelkov really anti-semitic? All I know is he stated there are more israelites in Russia’s government than Ukraine and Israel.
Anyone who read some history books, can come to the same conclusion. Since Stalin the number of israelites in soviet government structures was only rising.
Does this mean Girkin and Prigo are the figureheads of opposing Russian deepstate factions?
nah, girkin is pretty irrelevant overall. if prig is elon musk with a PMC, girkin is some random politics youtuber with a few million subs who used to work at the CIA. He knows some things and has some connections, but the average russian probably has no idea who he is.
girkin is a nobody
>oligarchs rothenberg-abramovich
cool it with the antisemitism strelkov
All the names he listed are israelite names save for Timoshenko, a stereotypical hohol name
Also, priggy is a half yid. That's what Girkin is insinuating by "ethnically non-russian".
>sickle-to-the-balls
If the war went according to plan the oligarchs would've enriched themselves quite nicely
Wasn't Azovstal supposed to go to one of the oligarchs, before it got absolutely totaled in the siege?
Would he get in power, he would be as disastrous for Russia. as Hitler was for Germany if not worse.
Stfu ESL homosexual.
Better be ESL than NSL.
Come on broski. We can take on whole NATO if we just moobilize.
Full Uruguayan War in here.
>sickle to the balls
they just can't keep their ass out of their asses.
Prig is right, they wanted the war to enrich themselves and Russia, they're only complaining now because it turned out so poorly for them.
>and Russia
They robbed Russia clean over the last three decades. Russia wasn’t gonna get enriched. homies in Tuva would still not know what a toilet is even if the SMO ended in three days.
Don't get me wrong, they would still not enrich the bumpkins, but standards of living in Russia would rise a little, while for the upper class it'd be much more opulent.
No he's not you dumb frick. He's only saying it to make himself look tough. He's basically never antagonized Ukraine.
Actually I'm the one who's a moron here. I thought you were talking about priggy. Strelkov is 100% for total Kriegen.
Wait. So he's at war with both ukraine AND russia???
That should make it a fair fight
The dear Girkin needs to cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
Lmao just start killing each other already, my balls are mr.blue sky since the first possible puccian civil war meme
OH FRICK YEAH
Got $50 on my man prigo
>the barrel of rats reaches critical mass
I am hard and ready
Will Wagner fight for Priggy or just lay down arms
I'm willing to bet they have more loyalty to him then the MoD at this point so I think so
Priggy had to know that something like this might happen. I'm sure he has a plan (it will probably fail miserably, but it exists)
I believe he built a strong loyalty among his men over the course of the battle of Bakhmut. Even civilian ziggers in Russia are supporting him against the MoD.
Wagner actually made good on their promises of releasing prisoners after six months. Sure a few of them got arrested again after murdering and raping but that’s beside the point. They would be worse off under the MoD
>Will Wagner fight for Priggy or just lay down arms
They'll fight for him, there's no choice
>let the Ruskie MOD morons gas you so you can take the fall for monke's 3 special ed operation and subsequent gesture of goodwill
or
>fight and kill long enough that you can escape back to Africa and continue living as a mercenary eating and living fairly well
I hope it’s option 2 and then have the French get revenge for the bullshit they tried to pull on them
>pidor there's an odd amount of baguettes falling from the sky tod-ACK
The epilogue overwriting a supposedly happy ending as the protagonist's past misdeeds catch up to him is a Kino trope
That's a post-credits scene
You forgot they can flip sides and avoid punishment from the west and potentially cash a decent amount of favour/goodwill if Russia devolves into a civil war
Haven't Wagner been particularly cruel to any Ukrainian soldiers they captured? I doubt he earns a get out of jail free card.
There was a video of a Ukie soldier getting decapitated alive by the wagnerites
>The ass has been assed
o-oh no
ass status?
eyebrow status?
>ass status?
In ass
>eyebrow status?
Raised
No panic, all will be understood by all soon
Ass is raised, eyebrows in the ass
No, the eyebrow is in the eyebrow, the ass will know everything.
understood with a point!
The ass has prolapsed.
The eyebrows are shaved, the Prig is in the ass.
50$ on Priggy, can't help but root for the motherfricker going up against the MoD especially if he decides to end the war as his current rhetoric suggests
Frick Musk and the Zook, I want to see an all out MMA match between Girkin, Priogzhin, Shoigu and Kadyrov
My dream hell in a cell match right there
Priggy is kinda Evil but I'm starting to like the gay. Russia MOD would be in a much better place with him calling the shots
I was about to say ''guy''. But I guess this also fits. I guess I'm a homosexual now
Usually you are supposed to be into twinks for a while before you take the old fat bastard pill as a gay.
This sounds pretty specific. Is it some observed phenomenon among gays?
Both gays and women are into twinky feminine boys in their teens and early 20s (this is why kpop spread like wildfire), but later on, their tastes mature and they start preferring masculine fit men
Prigozhin is a rooster after all.
I'm not surprised, Priggy is actively hoping Russia will lose the war and the MoD will take all of the blame for it. I wonder if he's trying to become the next Defense Minister since afaik he has never tarnished monke's name with any of his ranting
bullshit telegram rumor
At some point they're gonna have to deal with Prigozhin. He has literally done an interview saying Russia's reasons for the war is all lies. He cannot be allowed to keep saying this shit.
I actually doubt Putin will authorize any sort of military action, the MoD would have to go rogue for this one and they started losing Putin's trust too
It's a theory of mine that at least since the war started, if not earlier, that no Putin has no real power left. People like Strelkov and Prigozhin have literally insulted him and gotten away with it. Any other stable dictatorship would have cut their heads off for that. His subordinates hold the actual power, and he is simply a figurehead.
Prigozhin's latest rant does support this theory, but I'm skeptical of what he says.
yep telegrams lighting up. looks like it's happening tonight. night of the long knives for priggy and the musicians.
Honestly kind of sad 🙁
eh was bound to happen. no loose ends, consolidating power.
Which telegrams are you watching?
Any more info that my post left out anon?
>t. OP
prigo's channels posted a video as if they base got attacked by missiles from the rear, i.e. by russians
The Ukies should carry out some country battery ops to support their new ally
>prigo defects to the ukies
Wagner redemption arc?
Do you think Ukies would let Wagner fight for them?
Don't think the ukies need a wagner-style meat grinder anytime soon, and prigo isn't that kind of guy. But he could be a PR nightmare for puccia if he's allowed to shitpost in safety
They will detain any Wagners that they can I imagine and get as much info out of them as possible. If they're useful enough, they might get shipped to Africa so that the Ukrainians dont have to guard them, otherwise they'll get imprisoned awaiting trial. I do not see the Ukrainians as being so desperate that they would fight alongside Wagner.
>defects
anon, prigozhin would the first to order tactical nuclear strikes on ukrane cities.
Ukies straight up said killing him is a priority, so nah.
Can you show some telegram posts about this? I wanna see what they're discussing
god, don't let this be another nothingburger
>night of the long knives
If any such thing happens, I propose we start calling it "night of the long wieners", to fit with the countless homoerotic innuendos Russians have gracefully provided us with
The eggs are measured and they be long
>measuring eggs
why do russians
Eggs = balls
These overly literal translations are killing me
>be me
>speak russian
>giggle at these translations like a pre-schooler
>night of big eggs
they were "measuring eggs" for a while
You would think they would avoid confronting Wagner directly and just cut off their supplies and support from the MoD instead
Dead man's switch status?
in the ass
the eyebrow is raised in the arrival of ass
Probably as well-maintained as the rest of the Russian military apparatus.
I'm not fully convinced the next Russian civil war is gonna start now, but I bought some popcorn just in case it does.
Good thing I bought that popcorn.
ITS HAPPENING
OFFICIAL WAGNER TELEGRAM CLAIMS MOD IS ATTACKING THEM WITH ARTILLERY
>https://t.me/wagnernew/8224
>https://t.me/wagnernew/8224
>https://t.me/wagnernew/8224
wagnernew isnt official tho
>not greyzone
mmmmh
Pretty sure that one's a fake account
>https://t.me/concordgroup_official
NEW SPEACH FROM PIGGY
HE SAID IT HIMSELF MOD IS ATTACKING WAGNER
HE SAID HE WILL ATTACK BACK
Israel?
ok now this is real. going to get some beers, tonight will be interesting
Still feels like bait.
Verifying it myself. Standby.
Alright I verified it.
>____>
Uh huh. And no screenshot?
Thanks!
My man's heading out to the front line to check, godspeed anon
keked hard. based verifier, thank you for your service
Feels like bait.
Hold up. I thought Shoigu gave Prigozhin/Wagner/"volunteer regiments" until the first of July.
Say what you will about the culture of the Russian Federation, I think we can all agree that it's permeated by tons of performative legalism. Every arbitrary decision by fiat has to have some (usually bullshit and/or ex post facto) legal justification, so Shoigu jumping the gun by 8 days somehow seems less plausible to me than the actual shelling.
Putin will raise his ass, and Wagner will understand everything
if you take prighozin at his word, follow this thru logically and attempt to predict what's next, it's just possible to come to the mindblowing conclusion that wagner may eventually team up with the ukraine forces fighting against the russian state millitary, mostly to save itself but still - again, mindblowing.
however, if you think prighozin's rather public and long running condemnation of shoigu is just theatre, that his latest statements about the war being unjustified are just another layer of obfuscation, then this entire thing is obviously a massive psyop.
we live in interesting times...
>mfw
>that smile, that damn israeli smile
Frick, do you think I got time for a quick snack run before shtf?
Remember how he scammed you all in Bakhmut? And you’re STILL falling for it? Damn.
I don't care I am shooting this copium as it is
Ass status?
raised
Puckered and little sore. Shoigu is withholding lube
Telegram really gives Twitter a run for its money in the 'utter fricking dogshit UI' department. How do ziggers put up with this?
Everything else is banned
It's like someone took all the worst parts of Twitter and Discord and just mashed em together with a fraction of the functionality.
Yeah, but you can use it to buy weed
>he can't just drive over to the weed store and purchase the dankest sticky icky anyone's ever smoked using his credit card no questions asked
ngmi
Unreliable Russian shit. I don't trust it.
His speech was an attack on shoigu and the other defence ministry guys in the hopes he might take their place. He's scared shitless of Putin and wouldn't dare to say anything about him
Also its worth noting its not the first time he shits of Shoigu
on*
Hopefully we get to see him shit in shoigu eventually
This. He wants to become the next Defense Minister and make his buddy Surovikin the next chief of staff
You all talk like you know Russia but you know so little. Putin has been dead for many years. People even tell this to foreigner journalists but they refuse to believe it enough to publish.
i dont trust anything regarding priggy and mod, it all feels like some made up bs
It is theatre for home and idiots abroad, they are clearly being sabotaged that's why they aren't just easily beating Ukraine, the loyal army will sort out the boyars and then everything will be fine just wait etc, it's all fricking bullshit.
Is Mr. Priggy REALLY going full "if only the Tsar knew" now? Haven't they figured out that's a BS cop out over the last, Idk, 400 years?
I'm sure he (along with many others) has figured it out, but openly saying it means you're already as good as dead so he has to tiptoe around it
That's the beauty of the whole 'they know, we know' spiel. Russian babushkas will just shake their heads and will loudly protocol how they never liked the look of shoigu and if only the good tsar had never surrounded themselves with such bad boyars. Such a shame for the young Russians who had to die for shoigu's failed war.
*proclaime . Frick mobile
I don't get why they didn't stick with "Uncle Stalin knows. He did it to you. And if you complain, you will be next." That seemed to work better tbh.
real life example of
"We know they're lying, they know they're lying, they know we know they're lying, we know they're know we know they're lying, they know we know they know we know they're lying, but they still lie"
Russia attacking Wagner is the only based thing they could do
you will panic when I say
Oh my god this war is the best entertainment ever.
A gift that keeps on giving.
For the past year and a half, I keep hearing myself say "okay, THAT was clearly peak WTF.
Surely we have now hit the absolute weirdest and most improbable thing that could have happened; no way they'll top this."
And I swear, it's like Russia is taking it as a challenge. If this had been written as fiction two years ago everybody who read it would say it's just too implausible and the author needs to tone it down.
I come to theorize that 90% of my fellow Russians, was subjected to some shizophrenia indusing therapy, otherwise i cannot logically explain them allowing to happen events of last 32 years.
>events of last 32 years
There is a joke among English speakers that the history of Russia (from about, say, the Tver uprising to the present day) can be summed up by repetitions of the phrase "and then, somehow, things got even worse".
I'd like to believe that those 90% you mentioned can be shaken out of their induced madness, and perhaps enough craziness in the short term will serve as shock therapy. Alcoholics and other people in recovery sometimes speak of hitting rock bottom and having what they call a "moment of clarity". What do you think?
Alcohol was a monopoly granted by the Tsar. The original revolutionaries wanted to ban alcohol because it was so tied up with serfdom. Stalin brought it back to anesthetize discontent.
>homosexual Sovieticus was doomed to alcoholism from day one.
Really wondering what that Georgian monk was thinking.
>Really wondering what that Georgian monk was thinking.
probably a constant stream of "how do I exploit this to my advantage?"
All three of those statements are factually accurate, but I was using "alcoholism" as a metaphor for present-day Russians being stuck in a serfdom mindset. Do you think if the situation gets crazy enough there will be a significant number of them snapping out of their anaesthetized sleepwalking to reach some sort of epiphany?
>the country is on the brink of a military coup
holy frick
fricking vatniks speaking in charades
sorry wrong screen
OH FRICK
I want to believe.
Place your bets!
That's Ukrainian slav prose although.
What the frick is wrong with your auto-translate.
This is pretty straightforward, the only charades here are from the google translate frickups
>nothing can be understood by anyone
This is gonna be a long night bois
ass is outside ass
Eyebrow.....is relaxed!?
The eggs have become inexplicably unmeasurable.
No no no, it can't be.Quick,glove status?!
The cauldron is condensing??
They are slowly being put on, but the plywood marshal is unable to get his pinky finger into the god damn motherfricking finger hole frick who made these fricking gloves shit
Pentagon must be watching this and laughing their asses off
holy FRICK do i want to believe
Wagner and Priggy are going to be so romantized and immortalized after this war
You bet Hollywood would love to make a movie depicting them as a estranged tragic gay couple. Give it a couple decades
I want to beleve
Ass is in the ass and everyone understands everything
TEAM SHOIGU
or
TEAM PRIGGY
choose while you can.
Team priggy all the way, warlord russia is gonna be fantastic.
Team Strelkov all the way
Sterlkov is the Starscream to whoever's gonna be Megatron.
Girkin?
The Plywood Marshal versus the Orc Warboss
what the frick how is wagner not going to lose this in a month unless ukraine supplies them with weapons ?
Do they get a national focus in 15 days where they get 10k guns and 3k artillery ?
Why would anyone under wagner not surrender imediatly ?
Is this even real did i get trolled ?
Surrender = dying real real bad, real real slow
Fight = die quickly, if at all
Russian internal troops suck ass. Remember how they struggled with the Belgorod raid? Priggy probably assumed that he can take them on.
>fully stocked with snacks and vodka for the weekend
this is going to be fun
I'm team Shoigu because Piggy is getting annoying
The only team you should be on it team dead zigger storage
yes team Shoigu
>I'm team Shoigu
I wouldn't put any money on it
ITS HAPPENING
ITS FRICKING HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
>ITS FRICKING HAPPENING
PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL.
Idk guys, it could be a diversion or something. I mean THIS just can't be habbening.
WAR WERE DECARED
Can you fricking imagine if the head of Blackwater did a whole ass coup just to oust the secretary of defense? Like does he just expect everyone else in the government to be cool with it? What the frick is even happening?
i don't know how you missed this but russia is a dictatorship
the one with the guns has the power
So why not oust the dictator instead of one of his underlings? Why go through the trouble of doing a whole coup just to keep taking orders from head monke?
Taking over and making Putin a figurehead gives you credibility with the common Russian. If you become leader of Russia you still have to deal with the whole invaded Ukraine shit.
I feel like this is a very convoluted way for putin to get rid of shoigu ( and then prigogine)
I'm convinced the MoD didn't attack Wagner. Video seemed staged. And things are happening too fast. This is Prigor staging a coup, which is even better.
This is 100% made up. Absolutely zero chance he said that.
https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1672316037428027401
listen for yourself
>what is AI
Released on official wagner TG channels
Footage from the "strike" seems to match with footage filmed previously at a wagner camp
it just sounds like the usual vague vatnikspeak to me.
i think there will be a brief tension and someone somewhere will pay Priggy enough to smooth things over.
having said that, god i wish for a russian civil war
>russia finally finishes special military operation and goes into war
>but there's a nuance
This is bullshit of epic proportions. They are not stupid enough to start killing eachother during Ukrainian counteroffensive.
Russian millitary is bogged down defending Novorussia. Wagner can march on Moscow freely. This is exactly the time
>russians
>not stupid
>They are not stupid enough
This is the one phrase you should be really hesitant to use with regard to the Russians by now.
they know they can't defend anyway. pajeets coping on anonymous basket weaving forum does not equal success in the field. so this whole charade is preparation for complete withdrawal and 'stabbed in the back' narrative afterwards.
Have you not paid attention to this conflict?
This would take their stupidity to whole another level. This is national suicide.
That's the whole point. Priggy coordinated with Ukraine. Whole front is moving right now together with Prigozhyn's mutiny.
Imagine that Priggy was a piggy all along. LMAO.
Can you imagine the blastwave which would occur, when all chuggers asses collectively exploded??. And that sort of fact has all it takes to be a trigger for such a phenomenon.
>Russians
>they are not stupid enough
I'm still skeptical.
"PMC Wagner Commanders’ Council made a decision: the evil brought by the military leadership of the country must be stopped.
They neglect the lives of soldiers. They forgot the word “justice”, and we will bring it back.
Those, who destroyed today our guys, who destroyed tens, tens of thousands of lives of Russian soldiers will be punished.
I’m asking: no one resist. Everyone who will try to resist, we will consider them a danger and destroy them immediately, including any checkpoints on our way. And any aviation that we see above our heads.
I’m asking everyone to remain calm, do not succumb to provocations, and remain in their houses. Ideally, those along our way, do not go outside.
After we finished what we started, we will return to the frontline to protect our motherland.
Presidential authority, Government, Ministry of Internal Affairs, Rosgvardia, and other departments will continue operating as before.
We will deal with those who destroy Russian soldiers. And we will return to the frontline.
Justice in the Army will be restored. And after this, justice for the whole of Russia."
I bet nothing happens, life is never this good.
There is no going back from this. This is an unironic mutiny.
>Prigoisraelite said X
>"Proof" of massive casualties and huge bombings is a small woodfire in a camp somewhere
Nope, not buying it.
GO PRIGGY-CHAN GO!
EVERYONE SEND PRIGHOZIN YOUR ENERGY
o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/
Ukies must be laughing their asses off
10 Tu-95s just took off.
that's nothing out of the ordinary though.
Time for another failed cruise missile salvo.
>video is posted of some woods and campfires
>almost ai voice tells wagner was betrayed
>official wagner channels repost this vid
>official wagner channels announce a military coup against rfmod
my bet is it's either some crazy maskirovka or usa hacked wagner and is trying to saw chaos in russia. popcorn is ready anyway.
my bet is that Prigo just looks for a way out to go back to Africa to rape and pillage
sure but thats where he was headed, how does releasing a video basically FORCING the government to do something to reign him in help him get back to making money in africa? how does staging a fake missile attack on his camp and declaring war against the MOD help him get back to africa?
Surely his best play to get back to business as usual would be to keep his head down, rotate out of ukraine like planned and go back to making stacks.
kino kino kino kino kino
russia loves a civil war
Team Priggy, ww@? Our champ needs our energy.
Will Ukraine take advantage of this in some way?
This might all be theater to bait ukraine to invest in a sloppy attack
Don't invest too much in any of it until there's some kind of independent verification (US satellites should have pictures of the camp analyzed soon, if not already)
I just want to watch russia implode, is that too much to ask?
IN PRIGGY WE TRUST
Its time
obligatory strelkov doompost
Grey Zone posted this
Who this?
Khabensky I think, an actor
its from russian movie about Kolchak, one of the "white" leaders in russian civil war
Konstantin Khabensky, he was in Wanted with Angelina Jolie and James McAvoy.
is that Robert Sean Leonard?
bro he looks nothing like Robert Sean Leonard
What expression is this reaction image supposed to convey
It's the orthodox cross movement
So assuming it's fake for speculation purpose: What's the benefit? Prighozhin is openly declaring hostile intent towards the MOD, why would he fake such an attack and assume a stance inviting a response? Is he just caught up on hype or what?
It's a coup! He's making his moves right now!
Does Wagner really have the resources to overthrow the MOD? I thought their Bakhmut combat was dependent on the MOD logistics support.
"where are the shells Shoigu" is because Wagner have been siphoning supplies off into the rear so they can use it in the civil war. They threw convicts into the meat grinder as a cover to pull more resources from the MoD.
they could have stocked some up, in the long term they would of course get annihilated by the RU MoD is also tied up trying to repel a counteroffensive at the moment
Normally not, but now they might have enough and the entire MoD is bogged down in Ukraine. The road to Moscow is wide open.
Grab some popcorn...
appear weak when you're strong (or at least not as weak). but my bet is on usa being the cause of this. icbms will fly inside a week.
Say it with me
Nothing ever happens
>Nothing ever happens
Nothing ever happens
>Nothing ever happens
Nothing ever happens
>Nothing ever happens
Nothing ever happens. Nothing is gonna happen this time either.
are those "Lemon tree" lyrics?
They were right all along, this IS like a Marvel movie.
I IZ HAD IT, I'M DA BIGGEST BOSS HERE, I GET TO LEAD THE WAAARGH
I'm laughing my ass off holy frick
Please be true please be true please be true
** I DON'T BELIEVE IT **
Ignore this, it's probably bait or fake.
KEK
>russian MoD says it's false
Damn, pack it up boys, guess nothing ever happens
.......
SIKE
RUSSIAN CIVIL WAR THE SQUEAKAL IN THIS b***h BOI
>RUSSIAN CIVIL WAR THE SQUEAKAL IN THIS b***h
GET THE FRICK OUT OF DC
ALL ANONS RALLY AT THE BURGER TOWN
oh my god it's all true
>this was actually a HIMARS attack
>the 80 IQ prison conscript couldn't tell east from west and reported it wrong
what are the chances that we see russia devolve into civil war due to a misunderstanding?
They're going to explode the nuclear plant
Whats swan lake for zoomers?
despacito
In 1991 during the fall of the Soviet Union, all state tv channels have stopped regular broadcasting and have instead shown a recording of Chaikowsky’s Swan Lake ballet. For hours on repeat. Ever since it’s been a synonym for a coup or civil unrest in post-soviet countries
IS OVER
They linked up??
What's the chance that piggo is a covert CIA agent?
0.8%
I like these odds
More probably this is some kind of internal struggle between putin and shoigu
I didn't think Shoigu had the kind of connections or support you'd need to become leader of Russia. Like as an ethnic Tavu he would have very little support. It's part of why he's served in government so long, nobody sees him as a threat to the throne.
You are Prighozin, do you
a) flee and try to build a mercenary kingdom in Africa?
b) try to coup yourself to power in Russia
c) defect to the Ukrainians?
A or B, C ends with him in the Hague
>C ends with him in the Hague
I've been wondering about that. My understanding is that the Hague is for government officials and legit military types. Since a PMC isn't covered by the protections of the Geneva Convention, can't actual nation-states just classify it as a terrorist group and use their own (domestic) courts? I don't think terrorism gets the benefit of international tribunals or whatever.
>flee and try to build a mercenary kingdom in Africa
If MoD wants to get him, they will. At the very least they will sell his ass out to France and they'll bomb his ass to pieces
>defect to the Ukrainians?
They don't trust him and he's unreliable
>try to coup yourself to power in Russia
It's his best bet, even though the chances are slim
>"Shoygu just cowardly ran from Rostov. At 21:00, he RAN, cowardly, like a woman to avoid explaining why he raised helicopters to destroy our lads, why we dealt the missile strikes. This scum will be stopped."
Truly we live in a multipolar world, this is how all super powers act *~~
>Day 484 of the special military operation to dechuddify Mexico
>Erik Prince is openly shit-talking Mark Milley on twitter
>The pentagon has mobilized the national guard to assassinate him
>Due to the ongoing Mexican counteroffensive, they could only mobilize 1.5k people, the rest are bogged down on the frontline
>Erik Prince vows to fight back
Can't wait for all the Ziggers and Pajeets to call Wagner a bunch of traitors after months of calling them the true "heroes" of the Russian army
g-guys I think he means it
Translation?
There are 25,000 of us and we are going to find out why there is lawlessness in the country, everyone who wants to join in. We have to put an end to this outrage," Yevgeny Prigozhin.
>its real
anons... do we live in modern warfare universe?
>modern warfare 3: russian boogaloo
no
it's MGS universe
you are seeing the birth of Outer Heaven
At this point I wholly expect the US to suddenly cure cancer next year and China to inexplicably summon demons and destroy beijing with their own failures
>and China to inexplicably summon demons and destroy beijing with their own failures
It was in Japan, but with everything going on in China you could pin it on that kitsune having some fun
Video game writers weren’t so wrong after all.
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡━
>what you're seeing is advanced warfare
So if all of this shit is real anyone wanna give me the quick rundown on everything that has happened thus far and the effect it will have? Is it the Wagnerhomosexuals vs Russian military now and how much damage can Wagner do if it is such the case? Is there a military coup of non wagner homosexuals as well or is that fakeshit?
What a plot twist.
Prigozhin is four things:
Prigozhin is a moron.
Prigozhin is a homosexual.
Prigozhin is a liar.
Prigozhin is piece of shit.
t. Shoigu
Kojima, you son of a b***h. If this is a marketing stunt for your next game, you done it again.
>the gloves are being put on
I can't believe it
Is something actually happening? Is the funny going to come to pass?
I'm inclined to believe this is going to turn into a nothingburger but if it somehow doesn't, I swear I'll write a full apology for everything bad I've ever said about priggy.
I wonder what will be the relation between Wagner and the free russian army now. Frick, Russia is literally becoming Congo.
>Russia is literally becoming Congo.
You thought we were joking when we called it nigeria with snow?
This song would work just as well with russian names, so why not
>Free Russian Legion turns on Ukraine to join in on the civil war
>Ukraine vs Russia vs Wagner + Free Russians
it's like we never left the Middle Eastern clusterfrick sand wars
>Russia fuels a turbonazi tard patronised by a billionaire yid with a private army
>Ukraine fuels russian neonazi regiment with Western arms
>both get cute with each other during Belgorod raids
>there's a chance the two could merge into a satanic spawn of ultranationalist faction from Modern Warfare
GOD IM CUMMING SO HARD RIGHT NOW PLEASE HAPPEN THIS WOULD BE FRICKING HILARIOUS
>mfw its literally call of duty tier plotline
this war just keeps on giving
OST for this arc: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95obkJqXj2c
that's why i believe we're seeing american information warfare.
There is somenthing weird, why did prigozin try to become more influential if he knew the MOD would eliminate him if it went to far? Does he have more support than it is known?
If this is all genuine, I think he has had Putin's protection for a while, but now that the MoD is cracking down on him, perhaps this is the way he'd like to go out?
Guys, is Putin orchestrating a civil war so he has an excuse to pull out of Ukraine?
Dunno, but Prighozin seems to be verbally laying the groundwork for that, he openly said the reasons for the war are based on lies.
I believe Putin just fricked up and his schemes got out of control.
digits have it
QUADS SPEAK TRUTH
Digits confirm
Check, eggs have been measured
nice digits
Just like the Nova Kakhovka Dam he's bottled up political ambition behind him, and in an attempt to let some flood out in order to tap into military capacity oops it's deluging us.
The oracle has spoken
It's over.....
It's hard to argue with digits like those, but doesn't it seem convenient that Priggy apparently only wants to do just a little coup and take control of the military but leave Putin in power?
REPEATING INTEGERS
God bless the scheming and memeing
Dear God... What have we done?
The right thing
We did nothing, things just happen for no reason at all.
Digits of truth once again making Putin ape out
>Russia STILL hasn't put down the Wagner Revolt
Holy frick this is gonna be the cats next perch.
>Russia still hasnt reunited with the regions taken by Wagner and defecting Russian military
>Russia still hasn't taken Moscow
I think he's offering up the MoD as a scapegoat for his own failures.
I hate Putin guts, but if it's his plan, i will even gonna join his side militia, if i had to.
Came to my mind. I mean he did royally frick up with the invasion. But he is in power for the last 20 years. A coup now would be a perfect excuse for a Novorossiya front collapse, and chuggers growling shit like: "if it wans't for the mutiny, hohols would be btfo". On the other hand. Maybe all the other nice guys like Shoigu, wanted to make Priggy the scapegoat. And he just happened to strike first.
>Maybe all the other nice guys like Shoigu, wanted to make Priggy the scapegoat.
I think this part is almost certain, so we need to extrapolate from there.
Well Priggy knows one thing. He has to sign the contract, wagner stops being his private army. Last few days to do anything. Most of the military is either dead or fighting (they managed to gather somewhat 1.5k men in Rostov, as counterinsurgency). So Priggy has that to deal with + Rosgvardia (6k) and Kadyrovites(was 10k but dunno how many now). He has zero to non air support. He claims he has 25k man. Prolly overstated. What hardware can they bring??
I think Putin's escape plan is to blame everything on MOD.
It won't work.
it's a nice idea, isn't it ?
i think that rather than orchestrating a civil war he'd fake one instead though, just as he faked the chechen bombings in moscow. sure, people will get killed, be made examples of or martyred, but it won't be a real conflict, prighozin will likely be in on it etc...
Hahahahahahaha
It's weird to see a russian speaking the truth for once. I'm not surprised at all MOD is pulling all combat-ready special forces to take him out asap, can't have a russian speaking the truth.
Okay no fricking way in hell this one is real, give me a source
Why do you think they are getting backstabbed right now?
This will go down as the most Poorly planned coup of all time
Based on his "please do not resist, stay home" shpiel it seems he's banking on Russian soldiers taking his side. Unsure how well the induce defection strategy will go.
I want to believe it so bad bros but nothing ever happens
PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL
>day 400+ of the special military operation to decartelize Mexico
>American PMC "Beethoven" declares war on the US military chief's of staff after alleged HIMARS attack of PMC camp
>PMC mobilizes their forces towards Washington DC asks the rest of the armed forces to join them
Well, mr. Trump had an attempt at coup.
He was actually going for the throne though, this is like some kind of half-assed cope coup.
>the President of the Hells Angels just announced he was starting a coup
Why is Russian attacking Wagner? I'm out of the loop with the special operation lore
Shhh, don't ask why, just enjoy the magic!
because priggy said that every reason the russian government gave for starting the war was bullshit, there was no donbass genocide. they were robbing donbass blind and started the war to rob the rest of ukraine blind. he blamed the MOD and said that shoigu/gerasimov need to be on trial for genocide and lying to the president.
Proghozin has been increasingly critical of how the MOD is handling the war and if this is actually happening he may have crossed the line from useful mouthpiece to liability. His interview today apparently admitted a lot of the bullshit reasons for this war was indeed bullshit.
IF it is true, then it's probably because yesterday prigozhin said something to the effect of
>the russian government has lied to all of you about why we are at war and their incompetence has led to tens of thousands of russian men dying
This might have been a step over the red line
can someone bake a new bread for this happening?
There's already a few up, check the catalogue.
There are several HABBENING threads in the catalog,
obvious psyop - prigo is as commited to the current russian state apparatus as anyone, so is strelkov.
i could be wrong, would very much like to be wrong, but pretty sure we're getting memed on here, that it's all some kind of distraction...
Maybe it's Putin's round-about-way of eliminating the MoD's incompetence after realizing things ain't so rosy.
Who would this psyop benefit, except ukraine
us of a.
You think priggy is an US asset or what?
I think he’a an FSB asset, if anything.
See
Already posted, I think we're seeing american information warfare. None of it is real, it's just meant to cause maximum chaos in Russia.
Sometimes things just get out of control.
Even if all of this is bluster and theater, it's just bizarre to see a military effort devolve into social media rivalries and a PMC threatening a coup.
Wait a fricking minute. We are in the prequel to the modern warfare's timeline.
doubt anything will happen but it would be funny if it did
What does "vc" mean in this context?
voice chat
Van Cleef
>Operation Angel Eyes is go, I repeat, go!
it's in discord anon, vc means voice chat
RUN GRISHA RUN
Isn't he in Moscow? If there really is a coup going on and Wagner HQ is raided by Russian glowies raid the place, how fricked is that snivelling rag?
>you'll live to see hoi4 sreamers get fricking purged
We live in very based times. Now if only the danish government could start rounding up Bokoen...
>There must be some mistake, I only wanted to play video games
>DIG THE FRICKING GRAVE
which one's strelkov, which one's viktorovich, and which one's priggy? help pl0x
bald mutt dude is prigozhin, moronic asian looking guy is shoigu, grumpy mustached guy is girkin-strelkov
GIRKIN POSTED
"It's time for calls from high places
It is possible that the above story is a provocation.
Internal turmoil is now capable of leading to a military disaster.
Be true to your oath as a citizen of Russia.
Be true to the oath of the Soviet Army.
Be faithful to the oath of the Russian Army."|
panic status?
There is no panic. Swan Lake is playing on Russia 1. What a lovely ballet.
>NON-moron TAKE
>NON-moron TAKE
>NON-moron TAKE
>NON-moron TAKE
There are 3 options basically:
1. This is all fake, some twitter/telegram fantasy and will turn out as a nothingburger (90% likelihood)
2. This is a fake, an attempt to sow chaos by ukraine or west or just anti-russian trolls (9%)
3. This is half true. Priggy is working with Putin to give an excuse to end the war and blame shoigu and co for misleading the tsar and fricking everything up, while making Putin and Priggy saviors of russia (1%)
One thing is certain - priggy is NOT just rolling up to moscow trying to start a coup. This isn’t a video game
4. Putin already sided with mod. Priggy knows he is done so he has to do something.
He can wait out the war in Ukraine while pretending to do the minimum to help. Keep low profile and he’ll be fine. Going against putin makes zero sense, it’s suicide, and a very painful one
>He can wait out
It's russia anon, people fricking die there even for minor things
even the prospect of him having a power to do anything is a reason enough to finish him off as soon as possible
I think the dawning realization that Russia's long term trajectory both in this war and in general is down made him genuinely lose the plot
>1. This is all fake, some twitter/telegram fantasy and will turn out as a nothingburger (90% likelihood)
>2. This is a fake, an attempt to sow chaos by ukraine or west or just anti-russian trolls (9%)
Priggy's the one saying all this so these are both moronic takes
Just stay in your home like boss man says anon, it'll all be understood by all soon enough
>Priggy's the one saying all this so these are both moronic takes
anon, SOMEONE is posting this from Prigozhin account. that's literally all we know. aslo there are known fakes using his voice.
it glows.
>Prigozhin account
What account? Where?
Can you feel it? The walls between the sane world and that unplumbed dimension of delirium is tenuously thin here.
It’s not even any official accounts doing the posting
I have not seen any proof (inb4 proofs?) that he said that. Just some audio recording that can easily be faked
All the russians telegrams are full of this shit. Sth is brewing.
>One thing is certain - priggy is NOT just rolling up to moscow trying to start a coup. This isn’t a video game
>This is all fake, some twitter/telegram fantasy
Literally impossible. All Prigozhyn sources are pushing this hard.
could be they are were hacked by nsa.
Yes, the NSA is totally hacking like a hudnred different russian government and government-affiliated social media accounts simultaneously to create a giant fakeout spectacle for no discernable reason. That makes absolute sense, unlike the possibility of the tensions between Wagner and the MoD that have been growing for months boiling over.
they would only need to hack couple Wagner channels and fake Prigozhin's voice.
We're well past this point by now. RuMod and RuMoJ are both involved. Girkin, all the various russkie shills etc.
Yeah it's all fake. Peskov's and MoD's statements were faked by Ukraines ame as Prigozhyn's. Ukraine controls the world actually.
The ammount of buckbroken chuggers will be astonishing before the sun rises again...
Russia wanted a multipolar world.
Instead they're getting a multipolar Russia.
lol, lmao
rollan
rolling to become the head of one of the 30 states
Aside from the political implications. What hardware does gayner have atm??. The 25k man is prolly way too high, ut i am kinda interested, what toys will they bring.
They were relying on the Russian army for arty support, so I'd guess they only really have whatever old Soviet armor they've been able to purchase privately. Maybe some helicopters too?
I was wondering what air assets might they have. Prolly Mi-8 or Mi-24. Doubt they have Ka-52's. Wonder if Priggo tried to buy some pilots. They could use some airpower if they are going with it.
ONE
>NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>He posted a clip from Swan Lake
Is it time to panic
There is NO panic
At Wagner there were mostly convicts
I don't think you understand the significance of Swan Lake.
I don't think you get the meme
Also, call me when swan lake is being played on russia1, not on girkin's channel
Of course he posted, he remember the fall of USSR. Doesn't mean anything, he may just as dumbfounded as anyone else.
The ballerina is on toe tips. Soon the pirouette will make you know.
GIRKIN
"So far there have been no reports of clashes between the Wagners and the MoD. Sources do not observe any columns, etc., anywhere."
"In Rostov, all the security forces are on high alert, but all is quiet for now. Let's hope that Prigozhin has announced a coup, but the Wagners themselves do not intend to participate in it."
>Sources do not observe any columns
The fact that they're already looking out for Wagner columns is extremely funny
Yevgeny Prigozhin added to the register of foreign agents - Ministry of Justice.
Source?
Prigozhin is four things,
Prigozhin is a moron.
Prigozhin is a homosexual.
Prigozhin is a liar.
Prigozhin is piece of shit.
How's /chug/ taking the news?
Still in denial
Prigozhin is four things,
Prigozhin is a moron.
Prigozhin is a homosexual.
Prigozhin is a liar.
Prigozhin is piece of shit.
I swear fealty to Tsar Sergei the First of his name. Long live the House of Shoigyu descended from the line of Genghis Khan.
You know, the only drawback to this if it happens? It'll mean the fricking vatniks will have their stab in the back myth for the Ukrainians kicking their asses over the next couple weeks/months.
>"If only that traitor Prigozhin didn't turn on us!"
western media are starting to catch on. wonder what will happen.
OP here. some more news:
"The leftovers of Wagners on the outskirts of Bakhmut opened fire on the regular roads of the Russian Federation.
Our assault brigades see everything, systematic strikes are now being carried out on the positions of the Russians.
You would hear the radio broadcast of these *** now.
The impression is that part of the Russian regular troops are killing their own, and it seems that part of the military is supporting Prigozhin. While it is not clear what is finally happening, it is a bloodbath"
https://t.me/bahshiddemon/4
Going to dinner with my parents tonight, hope I don't miss the scheduled showing of Swan Lake, I've been looking forward to it
So much for controlled opposition. Is this the end of Prigo and Wagner?
Priggie just got added to the register of foreign agents by the Ministry of Justice.
Prigozhin is four things,
Prigozhin is a moron.
Prigozhin is a homosexual.
Prigozhin is a liar.
Prigozhin is piece of shit.
wagner are dogs yaaaah
Wagner has an airforce?! Since fricking when does Wagner has airforce?!
For a while now, they usually rent out their "airforce" of fixed and rotary wing shit to African nations.
inb4 "Wagner has ICBMs!"
Imagine zoka or rybar sperging out: xaxaxa stupid gayner. Nukes were not maintained since production, jokes on you -all derelict *~~*~~)
they had some fencers and frogfoots under their command at some point
Theory: NATO is going to war with Russia and this psy-op is the first strike.
Theory: Putin tongues my anus
would be funny if NATO invaded russia and found no WMDs
Naaaah, no way it's real. Unless...
Putin is already Choosen of Chaos. It's just war between Slaves to Darkness.
>Prigozhin, 19:52 BST audio message, saying "there's 25,000 of us, join us":
>"There are 25 thousand of us and we are going to figure out why this chaos is happening in the country. 25 thousand is a tactical reserve, but the strategic reserve is our whole army and the whole country. Everyone who wants, join us. We must end this disgrace".
>"This is not a military coup, but a march of justice. Our actions do not interfere with the troops in any way," Prigozhin. The head of Wagner also stressed that artillerymen and helicopter pilots of the Russian Defense Ministry were used in the dark to destroy the Wagner PMC.
>This is not a military coup
t. Man orchestrating a military coup
Funny man, this prigozhin
Wagner columns moving to Rostov Oblast. Border guards are not interfering.