It's 2023 and Serbia decides to start attacking its neighbors again.

You are the NATO commander told to end their nonsense again as soon as possible. What weapons and tactics do you use?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MOABs until the screeching stops

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will cleanse the land from every inch of filthy Serb using moans, heavy bombs and everything in my power but nukes until nothing but a crater remains

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > using moans
      kinky

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    send a tomahawk into the chinese embassy again lol

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I invade from Hungary and Romania. I drop the 82nd unsupported into airports near Belgrade and form a thin unsupported column that will make a b line for Belgrade as well. War will be over in 3 days

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You laugh but it would actually work with Serbia

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would work against serbmorons tho

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blow up their air defense followed by carbet bombing

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ignore it. White rage is a far bigger threat to western democracies.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Carpet bomb every Serbian city and organise pride parades on the ruins

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >serbmorons got defeated by some naked trannies while they parade on their corpses
      based
      >Verification not required

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Use it as a pretext for a Croatian/Bosnian joint offensive to remove the abortion that is the Republika Srpska.

    Remind them that every time they chimp out, they'll lose slightly more clay.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You assume Croats will work with Bosnians lol. The whole area is a fractured shithole

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It really isn't. Everyone hates the Serbs and Croats are ok with bosnians.
        t.Croat

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks for the clarification. How tall are you?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          meanwhile, Serbs and Croats are allies in Bosnia and are actively working on breaking it up

          A large scale nerve gas attack should remove the population while providing infrastructure for the new Croatian settlers.

          Croats lost 10% of their population in past 20 years and are on course to lose another 30% in the next 20, just like Serbs and Bosnians

          https://i.imgur.com/x1U6RSl.jpg

          You are the NATO commander told to end their nonsense again as soon as possible. What weapons and tactics do you use?

          fuck off Vlad, there will be no distractions from your fuckup this time

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >meanwhile, Serbs and Croats are allies in Bosnia and are actively working on breaking it up
            'splain

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >be BiH
              >made out of two entities: Federation of BiH and Republika Srpska
              >Serbs have Republika Srpska
              >Croats and Bosniaks share Federation of BiH
              >Bosniaks want to diminish power of entities so they could rule because they have majority population
              >Serbs want to splinter off because they they already have their established entity
              >Croats also want their own entity
              >only way for Croats to get their entity is if entity power strengthens and Sarajevo power weakens
              >this means Croats have to work with Serbs if they want to acheve Herzeg Bosna as: 1) either constituent entity in BiH or 2) as an entity in Federation of BiH if Srpska splits off entirely
              >currently Croats support Banja Luka in undermining Sarajevo in hopes of changing status quo so they could push for one of the two scenarios above

              https://i.imgur.com/0h02A5H.jpg

              Lmao look at this coping serb.
              First we genocide serbs with help of bosniaks and then we genocide bosniaks.
              Simple as.

              >anon discovers a writer discribing how nations are built and survive on lies, takes it at face value
              only genocide involving Croatia, thats gonna happen, is Ryanair taking your future to Dublin to work as cheap manual labor

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >anon discovers a writer discribing how nations are built and survive on lies, takes it at face value
                every nations has some delusions and lies built into it, that's not the same as the russian/serb mode of building everything on lies. basically lies are the same as alcohol - putting a bit in your water will help you not get sick, drinking it pure will leave you a wreck with shit in his pants.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its exactly the same, difference is serbs/russians failed so their lies didnt have power behind them to take hold. I do agree that slavs in general are a bit more extreme in that regard, which is why you have turmoils every half a century in that area of the world

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao look at this coping serb.
            First we genocide serbs with help of bosniaks and then we genocide bosniaks.
            Simple as.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bosnians, Croats and Albanians vary between disliking each other and getting along more or less. All three hate serbs.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Problem with Croats in Bosnia is that they got mighty uppity once bosnyos pointed out that most of them fucked off to Croatia proper, so the "one third of power" rule actually gives a disproportionate amount of authority to whatever remains of the population. If anything, a Bosnian Croat has more political power than an actual Bosniak.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All that shit can be solved by politics. The quarrel between Bosnia and Croatia -for all the hot air on both sides - is political and will pretty much become irrelevant once both are in the EU (so maybe in 30 years.)

            The quarrel between Bosnia/Croatia/Albania and Serbia is more or less existential. Hating those three groups is like 90% of the Serb national identity. There is simply too much enmity to get along. Even MonteBlack/Serbia relations are becoming a powder-keg.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >its the centralist bosnia poster again
            Bosnia has 3 constituent people and 3 presidencies, each ethnicity having 1/3rd of the power isn't a bug but a feature of the bosnian constitution. Meanwhile the centralist aims of Sarajevo in making the federation (so called since its a federation of bosnian croats and bosniaks) solely bosniak dominated are unconsitutional and illegal. This is a view shared by the US, Brussels and the bosnian consitutional court.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >each ethnicity having 1/3rd of the power isn't a bug but a feature of the bosnian constitution
              The UN charter of human rights takes precedence over the constitution. A croat in Mostar having 20 times the voting power of a Bosniak in Sarajevo is a clear violation of the articles related to voting rights.

              Nobody would even have an issue if Croat and Serb representatives weren't openly engaging in anti-constitutional and traitorous activities (the Croat attempted coup in 2003, trying to seize public land, blocking laws - like the one time that newborns couldn't get health insurance, subsidizing Croatia and Serbia with free Bosnian hydro-power, threatening secession at every turn, etc, etc.) Dragan Covic was literally convicted - and the police station where all the evidence was held was burned down the night before the sentence was about to be confirmed, he also was a former concentration camp overseer. Dodik just gave a decoration to Putin and is putting on a military parade on tomorrow that makes him guilty of treason by decision of the constitutional court.

              If the Croatian or Serbian parties were working in the peoples and countries interest Bosniaks would vote for them. But as soon as a Bosnian-croat or Bosnian-serb politician starts working in the interest of his own country he is immediately branded a traitor or a "marionette of Sarajevo."

              >This is a view shared by the US, Brussels and the bosnian consitutional court.
              All those parties (as well as the European court for human rights) have determined that the Bosnian political system is discriminatory and severely flawed and dysfunctional. However they don't care enough to do something about it since they don't give a shit as long as there's no bullets flying.

              TL;DR What you call "centralist" is actually simply legalist. Okay, lets leave the current system in place, but let's actually start enforcing it: Covic and Dodik would be in jail the same day.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Theres a reason the Bosniak central government is supported by the USA and is our best ally in the western Balkans. Anon is right.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turn the Austrians and Hungarians loose on them again.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they lost tho?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No they didn't. The great Serbian victory they talk up elephant endlessly was them initially holding Austria off in 1914 for a few months. Austria eventually took control of 100% of the country and forced a land bridge to the Ottomans. Final casualties were significantly more Serbians killed or captured.

        Austrian incompetence early on was exceptional but they did conquer all of Serbia early in the war. What fucked them was holding back all of Italy while fighting Russia. That said, they still invaded Russia and advanced a decent amount while inflicting 2 million casualties on the Italian front.

        The chained to a corpse meme has some truth behind it but is also born out of later German nationalism. "It was us alone with totally useless allies fighting everyone. 1 v 1 us bro!"

        There was no Austrian Empire or Ottoman Empire left to trumpet their successes in the war, of which there were some solid ones, so they just got ignored.

        For their part, the Anglos, French, and US wanted to play up German strength too, so as to show they had done the lions share of the work, when obviously Germany was severely weakened by massive losses out east and millions of Austrian forces moving through Germany to the Western front would have caused huge issues for France and the UK. Let's not forget, France and the UK did launch attacks into the Eastern Front from the Med and did not do very well.

        The great victory of Serbia was getting curb stomped less badly than they should have. Just like their great victory in the 90s was a total defeat, but a defeat while shooting down an aging stealth aircraft, making them totally stronk!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/Lo1rXcP.jpg

          Turn the Austrians and Hungarians loose on them again.

          they lost tho?

          Pic related.

          Serbia was BTFO.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No they didn't. The great Serbian victory they talk up elephant endlessly was them initially holding Austria off in 1914 for a few months. Austria eventually took control of 100% of the country and forced a land bridge to the Ottomans. Final casualties were significantly more Serbians killed or captured.

      Austrian incompetence early on was exceptional but they did conquer all of Serbia early in the war. What fucked them was holding back all of Italy while fighting Russia. That said, they still invaded Russia and advanced a decent amount while inflicting 2 million casualties on the Italian front.

      The chained to a corpse meme has some truth behind it but is also born out of later German nationalism. "It was us alone with totally useless allies fighting everyone. 1 v 1 us bro!"

      There was no Austrian Empire or Ottoman Empire left to trumpet their successes in the war, of which there were some solid ones, so they just got ignored.

      For their part, the Anglos, French, and US wanted to play up German strength too, so as to show they had done the lions share of the work, when obviously Germany was severely weakened by massive losses out east and millions of Austrian forces moving through Germany to the Western front would have caused huge issues for France and the UK. Let's not forget, France and the UK did launch attacks into the Eastern Front from the Med and did not do very well.

      The great victory of Serbia was getting curb stomped less badly than they should have. Just like their great victory in the 90s was a total defeat, but a defeat while shooting down an aging stealth aircraft, making them totally stronk!

      https://i.imgur.com/O1cFFIs.png

      [...]
      [...]
      Pic related.

      Serbia was BTFO.

      Das rite.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not using the Croatians

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thread my reminder that my uncle killed 5 Serb irregulars on a doorkicking mission in Kosovo whenever peacekeepers were stationed there

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thread my
      Threadly

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Air strike them until they submit.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tomahawk swarm their airfields
    >SEAD missions again, knock out shitty Chinese SAM and decrepit Cold War systems
    >After neutralizing AA, do bombing runs on known military sites
    >Avoid hitting Belgrade until intelligence shows regime’s dedication
    >start hitting every government building if they are determined
    >declare green zones for serbs who want safe passage (gotta get that Nobel peace prize)
    >if that fails, use NATO ground forces to push into Belgrade and siege the city
    Give me my 4th star, Mr. President.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do what Rome did to garden gnomes and destroy the very nationhood of Serbia, scattering them to the winds as cheap pabor

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck is Serbia?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The biggest source of butthurt anti-American shitposters outside of Brazil.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Serbian and ser-hungarian girls are pretty nice. How can one only bomb their male population?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would say bomb Albania into the stone age but that would actually be improving the place

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A large scale nerve gas attack should remove the population while providing infrastructure for the new Croatian settlers.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What weapons and tactics do you use?
    Since I am inline with UN and their beliefs, I think I'm just gonna let it happen basically

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drop thermobaric bombs on every settlement with a population of >500

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A nuke on Moscow

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet the neighbors can mostly handle it on their own.
    Send some cold war aged IFVs and give some satellite intel if needed

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    - - - REMINDER - - -
    This is why they want you to hate the Serbs:
    https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/thousands-march-belgrade-against-planned-gay-pride-parade-2022-09-11/
    All white men should stand shoulder to shoulder with the Serbs against evil.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How am I supposed to stand shoulder to shoulder with the Serbs to fight the Serbs?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, we hate Serbs because they're the worst posters on the entire site per capita.

      Everyone liked REMOVE KEBAB and shit like that until actual Serbs started posting here.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All white men should stand shoulder to shoulder against evil (i.e. Serbs, Rusmorons, chinks, garden gnomes)
      >verification not required

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unleash them.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nuke Moscow.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correct.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gently invade with NATO support. occupy for 40 years and hope it'll make them behave.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Recall as many as I can into active service
    Drop laser guided bombs all over serb leadership, military targets and infrastructure
    Profit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those are fighters, not bombers, moron. And their stealth doesn't even work.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m going to skin you alive and dip you into a hydrogen peroxide bath

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bomb Bosnia. The Serbs would all die from the paradox of trying to decide what to think after America did something they consider unequivocally positive.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alternatively nuke Bosnia but with an old school plane deployed nuke with an all gay flight crew for a "gays stand together against Bosnia" psyop

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    attach ass-seeking kits to these bad boys

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that really necessary? If you just scatter them around surely they’ll do that themselves

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /k/ope fears the funny south slavs with outdated SAM systems
    go ahead private gomez, denounce israel and your moron overlords in your (you)

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't it be easier to bomb all roads to Kosovo and cause landscapes to block the roads?

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Salt the entire border of past Yugoslavia except for Slovenia, Macedonia and Croatia with radioactive cobalt, put a mine strip around it for good measure. Also add in Albania cuz fuck 'em.
    >Set up a no-access sea barricade across the the coast of Bosnia and Albania.
    >Put up a complete no fly zone
    >Constantly drop weapon caches across the region
    >Cut of internet access

    And then just let god sort 'em out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all that would happen is that bosnians and albanians would eat all the serbs, then start a joint federation whose first aim would be to build a vw-mercedes hybrid that runs on cobalt and 7.62 ammo.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    End a century of bloody autism by dissolving every country in the region and putting them under the constitutional rule of the surviving Hapsburg.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Terror bombing the population.
    Serbs are right between Russians and Indian shills larping for Russians. Only violence can solve the Serbian problem.
    >But they are Christian!
    God abandoned them a long time ago.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give the Serbs unlimited gas and cas to march all the way from Kosovo's Northern border to Greece's Northern/Western border if they agree to leave the Croats and Slovenes alone. Let them know that you expect them to slaughter every last Shit-Tar including their livestock (if one of the Shit-tars has a pet gerbil, it's a shit-tar gerbil and should be dealt with accordingly). If they do a good job, hire them to remove kebab in Western Europe and America as well.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      even if you did that, next thing serbs would invade austria instead and still call america the great satan after a bit of mental gymnastics.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt it. If you gave them everything west of Greece they'd finally have their own beach resorts and won't have to be butthurt at the Croats all the time. If they try to insist that Austria is theirs I'll tell them to provoke it by first removing all the Shit-tar disappear in Italy and Switzerland first.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >provoke

          Meant to say prove

          >disappear

          Meant diaspora, but disappear works too I guess

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >provoke

          Meant to say prove

          >disappear

          Meant diaspora, but disappear works too I guess

          >nato should arm its enemies to take out its allies to appease said enemy
          here's an idea: how about begging uncle xi or uncle putin to arm you for your hoi4 irl fantasies instead. you picked your side, now sit on it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >shiptars
            >allies

            I could care less about appeasing the Serbs. I just want Shit-tar vermin wiped from this planet.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Donate some cold war equipment to Croatia, sit back and roast marshmallows over razed Belgrade

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can say what you want about biden but he's an old school G.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tactical anal beer bottles.
    >Leave them at strategic locations. Cheap beer bars. Random turbofolk pop ups/nightclubs/park benches/bus stops.
    >Wait for Serbs to shove them up their ass
    >Profit
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Martinovi%C4%87_incident

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are the garden gnomes here with us right now?

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As i Bulgarian i'll do what my Bulgarian ancestors did in 1885, with the small detail that this time i'm not going to stop by Nis, because Austria said so.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i was SUGGESTING we bomb belgrade
    never fails to get em seething

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >droving Serb deeper to Chink/vatnik sides.
    Just assassinate Vucic and Vulin and everything would be solved.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ask them to stop.

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