If large scale fighting were to break out there how long before groups of Chinese and Indians resort to cannibalism up there because their commanders are too incompetent to keep them supplied?
I don't know but such a conflict would churn out war kino of such morbidity and wackiness that this war in ukraine would look like and uneventful border patrol by comparison. I can hardly wait
Wouldn't happen because the Chinese would freeze to death near instantly in tennis shoes role-playing Chosin, and the Indian force would be wiped out after a particularly loud argument about an unredeemed gift card causes an avalanche the size of Rhode Island to fall on them.
We need to crowdfund surveillance drones for whenever that kicks off. Imagine the moronic kino. I'm pretty sure we can bribe enough jeets and changs to get that footage too.
>get flooded with nepalies and indians. >Uhhh you have to let us abolish your monarchy and get annexed by India. >WTF do you mean no India help! >wew now that the country has become an indian police state we can finally have fair elections, oh look at that a 97% vote in favor of annexation. >Wow why is Bhutan repressing nepalies?
Whos military is more corrupt? India or China? I know Xi declared war on corruption and is executing a frick load of military officials to prevent another ukraine war tier debacle but that could just be him destroying rival factions. What about India?
I think unironically India. Chyna MIC, for all its flaws does make some shit, and its passable enough that dirt poor countries are willing to buy them. India can't even make shit for themselves
You are now aware that Luigi Cadorna was in fact a Pajeet all along, and was in reality an illegal immigrant who came to Italy in the late 19th century. His real name was Lakshit Chanakya, from a disgraced Brahmin clan that was driven by deep ancestral memories of the Aryan conquests deep in the Punjab to seek out a mountain battlefield where he could spill the blood of Hunnic invaders, and by Indra's will he was elevated to the status of general in the Italian army to fulfill this destiny. When the Himalayas become a battlefield once again, his spirit shall rise anew, and the slopes will run red with blood.
Not soon enough
If large scale fighting were to break out there how long before groups of Chinese and Indians resort to cannibalism up there because their commanders are too incompetent to keep them supplied?
I don't know but such a conflict would churn out war kino of such morbidity and wackiness that this war in ukraine would look like and uneventful border patrol by comparison. I can hardly wait
Wouldn't happen because the Chinese would freeze to death near instantly in tennis shoes role-playing Chosin, and the Indian force would be wiped out after a particularly loud argument about an unredeemed gift card causes an avalanche the size of Rhode Island to fall on them.
>groups of Chinese and Indians resort to cannibalism
Less than 24h
>500k chinese soldiers cannibalised
>Decisive Chinese victory
I’d rather frickin kill myself than fight here
https://pageflow.aspi.org.au/mappingdoklam#313455
We need to crowdfund surveillance drones for whenever that kicks off. Imagine the moronic kino. I'm pretty sure we can bribe enough jeets and changs to get that footage too.
This little passage will never fail to make me laugh.
Remember that Sikkim used to be an independent country
>get flooded with nepalies and indians.
>Uhhh you have to let us abolish your monarchy and get annexed by India.
>WTF do you mean no India help!
>wew now that the country has become an indian police state we can finally have fair elections, oh look at that a 97% vote in favor of annexation.
>Wow why is Bhutan repressing nepalies?
I kind of expected something like that after the royal massacre in Nepal.
Whos military is more corrupt? India or China? I know Xi declared war on corruption and is executing a frick load of military officials to prevent another ukraine war tier debacle but that could just be him destroying rival factions. What about India?
>could just be him destroying rival factions.
literally is him destroying rivals, mostly perceived and not real
I think unironically India. Chyna MIC, for all its flaws does make some shit, and its passable enough that dirt poor countries are willing to buy them. India can't even make shit for themselves
>India can't even make shit for themselves
Oh, they make shit.
General Pajoorna?
china would rape india so fast that your head would spin
china will redeem such a hammering that they'll go back to their servile manchu selves. glorious bharat doesn't fill missiles with water saar
i feel like chinks are way to effeminate
lmao after they got chased out by getting bonked too hard with sticks last time right
You are now aware that Luigi Cadorna was in fact a Pajeet all along, and was in reality an illegal immigrant who came to Italy in the late 19th century. His real name was Lakshit Chanakya, from a disgraced Brahmin clan that was driven by deep ancestral memories of the Aryan conquests deep in the Punjab to seek out a mountain battlefield where he could spill the blood of Hunnic invaders, and by Indra's will he was elevated to the status of general in the Italian army to fulfill this destiny. When the Himalayas become a battlefield once again, his spirit shall rise anew, and the slopes will run red with blood.
Leonid 'send in another wave' Kadornov was clearly 100% Russian
>neither side would be able to out-swarm the other
shit would look like one of those ancient chinese sieges with 2 million casualties
Would there be more or less cannibalism than usual this time?
>will the chinese pass up an opportunity to eat long pig?
>will the indians pass up an opportunity to do something revolting?
I will let you come to your own conclusions.
if the chinks eat their dead indian enemies there will be some new horrific illness discovered