>walking up stairs at work >Ear plugs in >Don't hear anyone behind me >Rip a huge fart, and it was bad too I ate a lot of garlic the night before >Turn at the top of their stairs >Some random contractor was a few steps behind me >No idea of he heard me or not
lol bro they probably heard it and fricking tasted it and you know they did cuz that's the only reason you remember the situation at all. sick frick you should have apologized
every place i work instantly becomes a high fart area. my beer farts are absolutely rancid and comes non stop, like every 2-5min i rip a long and loud one.
its odd, im in an office now, and despite having the worst diet ive ever had, I rarely have to fart in there. Now back in the day when I did some construction, anytime I was in a confined area, like a bathroom rip, I'd be dropping rotten egg farts all day.
You shouldn't have to fart more than a few times a day, and they shouldn't smell like death. Fix your fricking diets. Eat meat and cut out the goyslop.
I switch between sit down and stand up forklifts, and yes I let em rip passing different departments.
Only if we're in a confined space.
our airspace evacuates itself 10x per minute so we can rip as we please
We're not allowed to fart in our office (human resources memo re: Covid), but I do anyway and nothing has been done so far.
>We're not allowed to fart in our office
Take a guess
Looks like you work a woman's job, so I'm guessing strictly prohibited
no fart no work
simple as
I've seen this picrel boomer meme put up at 2 different jobs I've worked at and I agree with it wholeheartedly.
boomer humor needs to die as fast as possible
>walking up stairs at work
>Ear plugs in
>Don't hear anyone behind me
>Rip a huge fart, and it was bad too I ate a lot of garlic the night before
>Turn at the top of their stairs
>Some random contractor was a few steps behind me
>No idea of he heard me or not
lol bro they probably heard it and fricking tasted it and you know they did cuz that's the only reason you remember the situation at all. sick frick you should have apologized
I didn't want to acknowledge the fart. In my head he didn't hear it.
every place i work instantly becomes a high fart area. my beer farts are absolutely rancid and comes non stop, like every 2-5min i rip a long and loud one.
>i rip a long and loud one.
post vocaroo
would post a smellaroo if i could
I work in automotive manufacturing, the plant floor is my blastpit.
its odd, im in an office now, and despite having the worst diet ive ever had, I rarely have to fart in there. Now back in the day when I did some construction, anytime I was in a confined area, like a bathroom rip, I'd be dropping rotten egg farts all day.
No we got a gay guy who likes to shit his pants randomly. I wish i lived somewhere with more jobs.
You shouldn't have to fart more than a few times a day, and they shouldn't smell like death. Fix your fricking diets. Eat meat and cut out the goyslop.
I dunno man I eat pretty clean and I'm windyer than a hurricane