Is this the copest badge offered by the U.S. military?

Is this the copest badge offered by the U.S. military?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, but if this thread is still here within 30 minutes, Jannies, I WILL post the rest of the comic. Don't tempt me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Save us jannies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP here. My thread will still be here in 30 minutes and you will never derail it with furry pedo porn.

      I need a SERIOUS soldier of the United States Armed forces to answer me. Does it get copier?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >copier
        That isn't a word. Use a real English word zoomer shithead homosexual.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No cap PrepHole is owned by zoomers now. If you're over 25 and still here you're definitely a total fricking loser

          https://i.imgur.com/yIJbiH6.jpeg

          Nah, but if this thread is still here within 30 minutes, Jannies, I WILL post the rest of the comic. Don't tempt me.

          Tick Tock

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jokes on you, I was definitely a total fricking loser long before I turned 25.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            See you here in 8 years.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >If you're under 25 you're definitely a total fricking loser
            fixed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >23 minutes ago
      Jannies please

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 minute to go

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CLEAN IT UP JANNY
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    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP here. Janny will never clean this up becasue it is an on topic thread relative to the /k/ meta.

      I need air assault gays to justify themselves. Now.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. Hardest 10 days in the army right there

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What? I got mine when I was in highschool JROTC... Was an E-3 in Basic because of 4 years JROTC, and had that Air Assault badge. It was literally 2 days at Camp Bullius (I gotta be misspelling that, it's just outside of San Antonio) during a 3 week JROTC summer camp.. Just rappelling and then going over a helicopter skid up on a big scaffold and then out of a Huey. This was back in 1989.. Just go or no go on it all. Drill Sergeant freaked out when he saw it on me.. Freaked out even more because it was the first year of split options and I was barely 17, an E-3 and sporting that on my BDU's and Class A and B.. But there it was, already in my service record and legit. Yeah, relaxin' Jackson in the summer of 1990.. God I'm fricking old..

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >2-day jrotc tablesalt
        I hope you had your certificate and badge orders, otherwise you weren't air assault.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly yes it’s the copiest badge the army offers. You don’t need it to do an “air assault” and you would never trust someone with just an AASLT badge to inspect a sling load.
    >t. Air Assault, Airborne, Pathfinder at the 101st

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe a better question is, why doesn't the School include that training?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It includes training to inspect sling loads, but it’s like high school compared to getting a masters in Pahfinder School. Sling load inspector course is also good for inspections

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Consider this a sign of good faith, you neck bearded fricks. 15 minutes before I start killing hostages.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude... this is going to be so fricking epic. Imagine the look on everyone's faces once they see this comic!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Times up homosexuals

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well? Keep going

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus OP, delete your fricking thread! He's serious!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care if this African American posts his Sonic porn. I need to get to the truth of air assault gays.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dude it's 2024, no one says African American anymore. they prefer Basketball Americans now

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, this is. Only in the US do they give quiters and frickups medals

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prisoner_of_War_Medal
      >No more than one Prisoner of War Medal may be awarded. For any subsequent award of the medal, service stars will be awarded and worn on the suspension and service ribbon of the medal.
      What's the record for how many times one American has ended up a prisoner of war?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >When you really want to defect but they keep shipping you back

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, you don’t even need an ass assault badge to do air assaults. Also you don’t need an ass assault badge to do sling loads. It’s just a cope badge to give to ROTC kids and POGs

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a badge most identified with furry members of the military?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek
        Would be DLI if they had their own separate badge from the rest of intel.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Horrible thread, everyone here should kill themselves.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    5 jump chumps are hilarious

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My knees mog yours.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are, but it is a cool badge, and jump school is a great 3 week vacation.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, if I could go back in time 20 years I would just be a 5 jump chump instead. Cool badge AND my knees don't sound like dry rotted rubber? Sign me the frick up.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got the damn thing so they'd stop b***hing at me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Batstard cat is a air assault infantryman?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know a guy that started Air Assault School yesterday. They started Day zero with 124 soldiers, and got down to 69 soldiers after layouts, run, and obstacle course.

    I went to AA back in September, 2001.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I went to AA back in September, 2001.

      Just in time for it to be relevant again lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, the Day 0 layout inspection is probably the hardest thing about the whole school, it washes out a hilarious amount of people. After that the biggest POG killer is the 12 mile march at the very end. Everything inbetween is just being able to attend a relatively easy school while being yelled at constantly.
      >'97 TSAAS graduate

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no mention of the rainbow brights
    for shame

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