no, they will allow the infiltration of druglords and prostitution rings into the country as "family members" and always pretend they are victims of it
they also shit 80iq kids like your average mudslime
finally, they become fat whales at their 30s
>brazil and mexico are bumping those
yes, but if you clump "latin america" as a unit, it does look bad. Africa is the safest option bro, aztecs like to behead people every day etc
The difference is it's less random in South America. In the Africa some random militia may come and massacre my village one day for no reason, in South America I can avoid violence mostly by just not getting involved.
>Pitcairn island
pitcairn dies and everyone starves if nuclear war
Diesel generators provide pitcairn with electricity from 7 am to 10 pm. A wind power plant was planned to be installed to help reduce the high cost of power generation associated with the import of diesel, but was cancelled in 2013
its overpopulated if the island has no power.
without power people have to work their fricking ass off just to make their calorie budgets.
there is too many weak and feeble and unproductive people to support on that island without power.
without power the harvesting of calories to survive becomes a job that takes up all waking/daylight hours.
try living on henderson island by yourself, bring all the tools you need.
i could drop you off with a full shipping container full of supplies.
you would be dead within a year.
Relatively speaking? Yes. Conflicts may arise but they will be mostly for resources, unlike most of the world who really fricking hate their neighboring countries.
>Chile and Argentina are becoming USA colonies
Excuse MEEEE sir, Argentina is a proud Chinese colony, and we intend to keep it that way, thank you very much.
The last time we did that we had to save their asses and even then they betrayed us.Frick that thin strectch of betraying and envious land. May a tsunami sink them into the Pacific.
"A troony without penis is like angel without wings" - ancient Brazilian proverb.
Frick off, Black person
>our climate is comfy
Your climate is gross. Very hot and humid. Only Black folk and naked Indios can enjoy that weather. Everyone is Brazil is a sweaty mess.
Sure thing, moron. >Temperate/subtropical climate is le bad because I'm a goddamned moron
I would support a massive white immigration towards Brazil tbqh, if ~~*they*~~ are sending brown people to the north of the globe, all white people should go south.
WWIII will turn everything up there into a radioactive wasteland and earth will heal itself in thousands of years
No White should move here permanently, it's a 65% mutt/Black person country
> decent
you're not fat > have money
if you have 100K-200K USD you can live comfortably with the passive income from real state investments you can make here
>100K-200K
is Brasil so poor? 100-200k is peanuts, you can barely buy one apartment in developed countries
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you can buy a decent apartment with 2 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms for around 80K USD at a decent city and nice safe location over here. with 100K invested in real state you will make around 8-10% a year in interest (after taxes), which is enough to live a middle class lifestyle without ever working.
7 months ago
Anonymous
damn, that sounds good too good to be true
It is. Don't listen to the Blacks envidiosos, south america is the region of the world were nothing ever happens. Brazil has its gang problems but all south american countries are protected from brazil with thousands of km3 of rainforest, and the only part were their population meets others (southern brazil), there it is comfy.
It just is. If shit hit the fan (ww3 complete collapse of the world economy or nuclear war), the worst that can happen is a military right wing dictatorship. Just come. South america gets even better if you stay away from the native towns and the big capitals.
Southern argentina and chile are eastern europe tier of comfy, without the political tensions.
just fix your hyperinflation and you will be heaven
[...]
First of all, $100K per year is a lot of money in the USA. The median individual income in the USA is $40K per year.
Secondly, who the frick has a $100K/year job that they can do remotely overseas? That is extremely rare here and nobody on /misc/ is in that situation.
>who the frick has a $100K/year job that they can do remotely overseas
software engineers
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>software engineers
No, the six-figure jobs require office hours at least once per week.
I'm not saying 100K/year. I'm literally saying 100K USD is all you need, ever.
As I said, you can get 8-10%/year of interest in real state investments, which would generate you around 800 dollars a month, which is enough to live like in middle class standard without ever working again
Oh, ok. I was thinking “how rich does he think Americans are”? Are you referring to buying rental houses or apartments? If so, how easily can a foreigner get a mortgage fir those?
7 months ago
Anonymous
as I said previously, a decent apartment costs around 80K USD. If you want to rent that same apartment, what would cost you around 400 dollars a month.
Woman in pic related is a 50+ Brazilian.
[...]
Because we are a big country with plenty of food, not some shithole small european country where you live in apartment the size of japenese dicks. 100k usd a year is a lot of money here, you would basically be very rich.
First of all, $100K per year is a lot of money in the USA. The median individual income in the USA is $40K per year.
Secondly, who the frick has a $100K/year job that they can do remotely overseas? That is extremely rare here and nobody on /misc/ is in that situation.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not saying 100K/year. I'm literally saying 100K USD is all you need, ever.
As I said, you can get 8-10%/year of interest in real state investments, which would generate you around 800 dollars a month, which is enough to live like in middle class standard without ever working again
7 months ago
Anonymous
are you implying that 100k property would rent for $800? that would be insane
https://i.imgur.com/5kaqh8D.jpg
Don't go to the patagonia itself. Go to Tierra del fuego, the southern islands. Northern europe climate, it's not a desert, and it has high standards of living. Either that or go to a small town in the pampas, steppe climate similar to ukraine, just a bit warmer
what do people do at those remote places, tierra del fuego is literally at the end of the world?
>software engineers
No, the six-figure jobs require office hours at least once per week.
[...]
Oh, ok. I was thinking “how rich does he think Americans are”? Are you referring to buying rental houses or apartments? If so, how easily can a foreigner get a mortgage fir those?
>No, the six-figure jobs require office hours at least once per week.
no, it doesn't, there are plenty of software engineers working for USA from Europe
https://i.imgur.com/i78yJh3.jpg
im probaly whiter than you
you are, I was joking, I'm, let's say, Mediterranean
7 months ago
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>there are plenty of software engineers working for USA from Europe
Yeah, and they don’t make over six figures.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I'm making $80k, friend is making $90k and I know people that do $100k
7 months ago
Anonymous
So you’ve gone from “plenty” to “I know people”.
Frick off with your LARP if you can’t even keep your story straight.
7 months ago
Anonymous
if I know some people, and I'm anti-social, then there are plenty
7 months ago
Anonymous
>are you implying that 100k property would rent for $800? that would be insane
yep, regular residential renting rates are around 6% a year, but you can get significantly more with other kinds of real estate investments, like logistics warehouse real estate fund, which right now are paying 8-10% a year and are not taxed by the government. It's crazy good indeed.
Best towns to live in with low crime?
Prefer states to the south, like Parana or Rio Grande do Sul. Smaller cities are safer.
7 months ago
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Sorry I'm late, I was away dining (we had pasta with chorizo pieces in the salsa). What do the people do? Antartic stuff is important there, it's the biggest thing they have going for. There are also electronic manufacturers, the cold makes it cheaper cause they don't have to cool the stuff I guess. Other than that, normal city economic activity, same as anywhere else
7 months ago
Anonymous
eh, 100k is a lot in flyover states. i can't see anyone living comfortably in CA, FL, or any new england state making that much.
7 months ago
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Median individual income in California is $50K/year.
If you earn, let's say, the equivalent of 3-4 McDonald's minimum wage cashier in money, you would be considered upper middle class and decent would be an average Brazilian hoe you see shaking ass on tiktok
>100K-200K
is Brasil so poor? 100-200k is peanuts, you can barely buy one apartment in developed countries
Because we are a big country with plenty of food, not some shithole small european country where you live in apartment the size of japenese dicks. 100k usd a year is a lot of money here, you would basically be very rich.
7 months ago
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>Woman in pic related is a 50+ Brazilian
50+? What does that mean?
>our climate is comfy
Your climate is gross. Very hot and humid. Only Black folk and naked Indios can enjoy that weather. Everyone is Brazil is a sweaty mess.
>Everyone is Brazil is a sweaty mess.
True, but you're a gay and there's nothing better in the earth that the smell of a sweaty woman grinding on you inside a packed bus. I get a woody every time.
I've spoken to people all around the world and every single person I know who claims to hate hot weathers are gaming neets who never leave their bedroom.
>passou dois anos engasgando na rola do Trump, ao ponto de falar que queria explorar a Amazônia em conjunto com os americanos >indicou uma literal ameba neocon para o cargo de ministro da relações exteriores, que fez o Brasil ficar literalmente mendigando um ingresso na OCDE >aprovou uma enxurrada de leis feministas e misândricas propostas pela equipe da Damerdas Alves, que ele sequer deve ter lido, apenas foi assinando os papéis >entregou a Eletrobras nas mãos do mesmo grupo de especuladores(encabeçado pela cadelinha do Soros do Leman) responsável pelo golpe nas lojas Americanas >vendeu refinarias por preço subfaturados para as empresas muricanas, tornando o país cada vez mais dependente do mercado externo >conseguiu a proeza de torrar 70 bilhões em reservas cambiais, sem conseguir abaixar um único centavo de dólar durante o seu mandato(na verdade, chegou a aumentar em média mais de 2 reais) tudo isso para enxer o rabos do israelites de grana e maquir um superavit primário positivo >indicou um capacho dos narigudos, que chegou a propor a terceirização da gestão das nossas reservas cambiais para a Blackrock, para presidir o Banco Central >forçou os governadores a baixarem ou cortarem de vez a alíquota do ICMS(foi a única forma que encontrou para baixar o preço dos alimentos e tentar chegar com um pingo de moral nas eleições), fodendo com a arrecadação dos estados, simplesmente por não querer limitar o lucro dos ~~*acionistas*~~ estrangeiros >passou 4 anos sendo feito de puta pelo STF >foi literalmente intimado pelos americanos a deixar o cargo, e logo depois da eleição correu para lá para engasgar na rola dos seus mestres
Estes são apenas alguns dos motivos.
Bolsonaro wanted to privatize beaches, Lava Jato destroyed Brazilian multinational companies and arrested Othon Pinheiro, the godfather of our nuclear industry, with US backing and Lula voters are not nationalists? macaco desgraçado
incrível como tem macaco que ainda culpa a Lava Jato pela destruição de multinacionais e não o fato de elas entrarem num esquema de corrupção que subervtia o legislativo para ter vantagem competitiva e assim virando os "campeões nacionais", uma vez tendo que pagar pelo dano contra o próprio Estado e perdendo a vantagem injusta... quebraram
Incrível como ainda tem macaco que acredita no "fim da corrupção" que a ~~*Lavajato*~~ pregava. Só pra constar, a Odebrecht ia entrar na indústria de defesa. E, sim, isso fez o judeu internacional se cagar.
Odebrecht poderia entrar em qualquer ramo, ela sobrevivia de licitações/contratos principalmente públicos, no país e fora de "aliados do país" que também fizeram parte do esquema de corrupção.
Só olhar que eles tinham um projeto de aeroporto na Guiné Equatorial, mesmo país que anos depois o filho do ditador foi pego num aeroporto no Brasil com um milhão de dólares em espécie e outros 15 milhões avaliados só em relógios
Mas ok, continue com sua teoria da conspiração que a Odebrecht não cresceu por ser uma empresa que pagava corruptos para ter vantagens competitivas e sim foram alvos de uma intervenção americana para frear seu avanço em se tornar um competidor na indústria bélica/de defesa
Amigão, tem várias multinacionais alemãs literalmente criadas pelos nazistas ou que apoiaram fortemente o regime nazista e sobreviveram intactas, mesmo estando do lado perdedor e fortemente demonizado. Volkswagen, BMW, hugo boss, Adidas, BASF pra citar algumas. Os americanos são corruptos igual e protecionistas e você quer destruir empresas brasileiras em nome de corrupção e ainda ficar perplexo que quem votou no 9 dedos é mais nacionalista que quem bate continencia pra maior ameaça ao desenvolvimento desse país? Vá se foder você e sua senpaiília sua desgraça.
campeãs nacionais são ruins pra quem, sua anta? repete propaganda americana pra quebrar setores inteiros da nossa economia e quer falar de nacionalismo. Macaco é uma desgraça mesmo.
>Is South America only safe heaven in case of WW3?
The peronist party here is in collusion with the cubans and Iran, If shit happens then this country becomes a venezuelan-esque dictatorship with the peronists kidnapping and murdering people .
If you want to draft dodge Argentina is the place
Problem is their economy is fricked. There's tons of Russians there, I was just in Buenos Aires not too long ago
Argentina is the one that basically has open immigration
Illegal immigration is rarely enforced there, and its not hard to get a path to citizenship. You can also study for free if you speak Spanish
Argentina is the one that basically has open immigration
Illegal immigration is rarely enforced there, and its not hard to get a path to citizenship. You can also study for free if you speak Spanish
Are the women hot there? Would be nice to visit 2 or 3 months on vacation and have some fun. Maybe take one of them back to America if she's a good girl.
if you want to be safe from ww3, just go to the country that has the least of both: geographic strategic importance and natural resources. your area should also be low pop and doesnt look like its a threat to anyone. so maybe, the maldives for example
I just looked over the Falklands and it looks like the South America equivalent of the Aleutian islands; cold, barren, unpopulated and running almost entirely off of fishing revenues. The biggest town has barely over 2k people in it. Why does anybody even want this place?
nah, south america gets nukes too. you really think we're going to let you irrelevant parasites win by default? you subhumans will be exterminated first and foremost so the surviving white people can reclaim the land
Don't go to the patagonia itself. Go to Tierra del fuego, the southern islands. Northern europe climate, it's not a desert, and it has high standards of living. Either that or go to a small town in the pampas, steppe climate similar to ukraine, just a bit warmer
Yep, same as in the US and some parts of the rest of the world.
Thing is, appart from that, we are chillin' watching the world tear itself appart.
Most of the countries down here are and always have been.
I'm not saying 100K/year. I'm literally saying 100K USD is all you need, ever.
As I said, you can get 8-10%/year of interest in real state investments, which would generate you around 800 dollars a month, which is enough to live like in middle class standard without ever working again
How well can a gringo live in your countries on 1.500 USD per month?
I would support a massive white immigration towards Brazil tbqh, if ~~*they*~~ are sending brown people to the north of the globe, all white people should go south.
WWIII will turn everything up there into a radioactive wasteland and earth will heal itself in thousands of years
In Brazil alone we have over 60k homicides per year, more than all US casualties during 20 years of US occupation of the Middle-East.
You would be trading WW3 for WWB.
i don't know, no one going to war for our politicians,lefts corrupted all the judiciary especially the high court, since they put there who they want and the vote system is supervised by them, also they pay journalists to make fake polls to deceive people, there's not a democracy, it's more likely there will be a civil war before people accept to die in another country.
>Attrition
It's aggression you jungle coon. Stay off the Internet and don't learn English btw. That's how your country will remain independent in the coming shitshow.
It is. Don't listen to the Blacks envidiosos, south america is the region of the world were nothing ever happens. Brazil has its gang problems but all south american countries are protected from brazil with thousands of km3 of rainforest, and the only part were their population meets others (southern brazil), there it is comfy.
It just is. If shit hit the fan (ww3 complete collapse of the world economy or nuclear war), the worst that can happen is a military right wing dictatorship. Just come. South america gets even better if you stay away from the native towns and the big capitals.
Southern argentina and chile are eastern europe tier of comfy, without the political tensions.
Nido was shutdown by its creator when he was discovered in possession of CP, fricker threw himself head first into the subway tracks.
Search for bandada.org, that's Nido's replacement.
Let's face it, most people dying rn are in major cities and are also drug dealers. I live in the rural area and its pretty chill. I also have a shotgun, I love my shotgun
Welcome then, otherwise if you are a white woman we will capture and sell you to the narcos. The white men will be used for labour and will be prostituted to the gay narcos
Many people selling false expectations. Latin America is a dangerous place because women can easily trick Europeans and gringos to rob them and even get killed. Recently near where I live a Swedish man was murdered. So be careful and don't believe in fairy tales.
>White men think they are going to pick up all the women in Latin America
Anytime you see a white using the term "big brown bunda" is a certified autistic moron that will get stabbed in the South of Bogota. The worst thing is that they pick up the uglier and poorer ones
The difference is that most of the countries here are used to shitty currency and life style, while europe and north americans aren't. I bet lots of people from 'first world" countries will suicide within first months of a economic collapse
All it'll take is one jungle/monkey disease to spawn from the amazon and since the war will cut off your pharmaceutical imports your continent will go extinct within a year
yes it is, people against the idea don't understand that for them to afford safe places to live in Latin America is easy; away from crime and gang shit, just look at all the Americans living comfortable lives in Medellin, fricking better women than they will ever have chance at home
No, they will have moronic wars too probably
No.
Yeah but the con is that you have to live in South America.
It isnt that bad if you remove caribeans.
Are you including Colombians and Venezuelans in your definition if “Caribbeans”?
take a guess
The hot women aren’t worth it?
no, they will allow the infiltration of druglords and prostitution rings into the country as "family members" and always pretend they are victims of it
they also shit 80iq kids like your average mudslime
finally, they become fat whales at their 30s
Question for you, too:
Yes, everything coming from Gran Colombia.
Or Chileans
>Is South America only safe heaven in case of WW3?
Sort off.
Your c**t is being destroyed while mine sends its scum elsewhere and all you can do is post here
>Mad at Caribbeans for fricking disgusting Chilean women.
israelite Zealand is the place to be
boring and too remote
brazil and mexico are bumping those
>brazil and mexico are bumping those
yes, but if you clump "latin america" as a unit, it does look bad. Africa is the safest option bro, aztecs like to behead people every day etc
Nope. It's Northern Brazil and Rio.
according to crime stats latin america has more homicides per each 100k habitants than africa.
Africa is the safest place, go there.
Africa is such a suck ass shithole that they don't even report murder cases. You have to be too dumb to believe africa is safer than Latinx America.
>Latinx America.
what is with brazilians beliving they are not spics
>inb4 portuguese is not hispanic, check mate Hispanic.
Brazilians are macacos (Black folk). There is no one white it brazil
>t. mutt memeflag
>mutts
>latinx
delusional brazilian thinks he is none of those.
b-but is f-full of Black folk, if foodstocks dwindles they are gonna eat my white ass zombie apocalipse-like
But Africa has no infrastructure and ugly women, so nobody’s gonna go there.
Mexico City has half the murders per capita than Chicago. Can't vouch for the rest of Mexico though, heh....
Soon. The war is brewing all the red will be ours
>this
>when??
gracias por devolvernos tarapacá!!!
We already gave you from Santiago to the north, but venezuelans are murdering your people and replacing everyhing.
Surely Mexico and Brazil are inflating the number
Only South Africa has accurate reporting
Hgulu killing Khalowou in Mbattaneffe isn't being reported by crime stats
The difference is it's less random in South America. In the Africa some random militia may come and massacre my village one day for no reason, in South America I can avoid violence mostly by just not getting involved.
>mfw mexico has 6 cities on the top 10 most dangerous cities in the world
new zealand, australia, the Pitcairn islands?
>Pitcairn island
pitcairn dies and everyone starves if nuclear war
Diesel generators provide pitcairn with electricity from 7 am to 10 pm. A wind power plant was planned to be installed to help reduce the high cost of power generation associated with the import of diesel, but was cancelled in 2013
>people die without electricity
Is everything there on a ventilator or something?
its overpopulated if the island has no power.
without power people have to work their fricking ass off just to make their calorie budgets.
there is too many weak and feeble and unproductive people to support on that island without power.
without power the harvesting of calories to survive becomes a job that takes up all waking/daylight hours.
How do you know this?
try living on henderson island by yourself, bring all the tools you need.
i could drop you off with a full shipping container full of supplies.
you would be dead within a year.
Only after Brazil conquers Paraguay and Bolivia
Please do it
I can help, every bolivian stats will be pumped if join brazil
After conquering Bolivia and Paraguay, we will move the goalpost to the Guyanas and Suriname
Why the frick would we want more problems?
>no thirst for invading us
disappointing ngl
brazil conquers bolivia, uses population to frick up chile= trans oceanic brazil
There is also Australia and new Zealand, as matter of fact, any place below the equator is safe from nukes.
Australia is nato moron
Are you moronic?
We're full.
India is
I'd rather die in nuclear fire.
nuclear fire is purification.
if every israelite
συναγωγῆς τοῦ Σατανᾶ
is dead after nuclear holocaust it would be worth it.
I'm heading to agartha on my lean powered vril craft
Relatively speaking? Yes. Conflicts may arise but they will be mostly for resources, unlike most of the world who really fricking hate their neighboring countries.
lol no
Chile and Argentina are becoming USA colonies. Things down here will escalate because burgers can’t afford losing Sout America.
>Chile and Argentina are becoming USA colonies
Excuse MEEEE sir, Argentina is a proud Chinese colony, and we intend to keep it that way, thank you very much.
>Chile and Argentina
>Working together
The last time we did that we had to save their asses and even then they betrayed us.Frick that thin strectch of betraying and envious land. May a tsunami sink them into the Pacific.
yep, specially Brazil
our agriculture industry is massive so we will never starve, our women are hot and our climate is comfy.
Just be sure to go south to avoid all the violence and be sure to bring in all of your dollars so our economy grows
Brazil is a shithole. Even worse than venezuela at times. Portuguese is a disgusting language
show flag homosexual
You're extremely dumb
Frick off, Black person
Sure thing, moron.
>Temperate/subtropical climate is le bad because I'm a goddamned moron
No White should move here permanently, it's a 65% mutt/Black person country
>our women are hot
do they like software engineers slightly on the spectrum?
if you look decent and have money you will be able to settle down with a 7/10 cute brown girl and have many babies
Define “decent” a s “have money”.
> decent
you're not fat
> have money
if you have 100K-200K USD you can live comfortably with the passive income from real state investments you can make here
if you have more than 200K you will be a king
>100K-200K
is Brasil so poor? 100-200k is peanuts, you can barely buy one apartment in developed countries
you can buy a decent apartment with 2 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms for around 80K USD at a decent city and nice safe location over here. with 100K invested in real state you will make around 8-10% a year in interest (after taxes), which is enough to live a middle class lifestyle without ever working.
damn, that sounds good too good to be true
just fix your hyperinflation and you will be heaven
>who the frick has a $100K/year job that they can do remotely overseas
software engineers
>software engineers
No, the six-figure jobs require office hours at least once per week.
Oh, ok. I was thinking “how rich does he think Americans are”? Are you referring to buying rental houses or apartments? If so, how easily can a foreigner get a mortgage fir those?
as I said previously, a decent apartment costs around 80K USD. If you want to rent that same apartment, what would cost you around 400 dollars a month.
Best towns to live in with low crime?
First of all, $100K per year is a lot of money in the USA. The median individual income in the USA is $40K per year.
Secondly, who the frick has a $100K/year job that they can do remotely overseas? That is extremely rare here and nobody on /misc/ is in that situation.
I'm not saying 100K/year. I'm literally saying 100K USD is all you need, ever.
As I said, you can get 8-10%/year of interest in real state investments, which would generate you around 800 dollars a month, which is enough to live like in middle class standard without ever working again
are you implying that 100k property would rent for $800? that would be insane
what do people do at those remote places, tierra del fuego is literally at the end of the world?
>No, the six-figure jobs require office hours at least once per week.
no, it doesn't, there are plenty of software engineers working for USA from Europe
you are, I was joking, I'm, let's say, Mediterranean
>there are plenty of software engineers working for USA from Europe
Yeah, and they don’t make over six figures.
I'm making $80k, friend is making $90k and I know people that do $100k
So you’ve gone from “plenty” to “I know people”.
Frick off with your LARP if you can’t even keep your story straight.
if I know some people, and I'm anti-social, then there are plenty
>are you implying that 100k property would rent for $800? that would be insane
yep, regular residential renting rates are around 6% a year, but you can get significantly more with other kinds of real estate investments, like logistics warehouse real estate fund, which right now are paying 8-10% a year and are not taxed by the government. It's crazy good indeed.
Prefer states to the south, like Parana or Rio Grande do Sul. Smaller cities are safer.
Sorry I'm late, I was away dining (we had pasta with chorizo pieces in the salsa). What do the people do? Antartic stuff is important there, it's the biggest thing they have going for. There are also electronic manufacturers, the cold makes it cheaper cause they don't have to cool the stuff I guess. Other than that, normal city economic activity, same as anywhere else
eh, 100k is a lot in flyover states. i can't see anyone living comfortably in CA, FL, or any new england state making that much.
Median individual income in California is $50K/year.
If you earn, let's say, the equivalent of 3-4 McDonald's minimum wage cashier in money, you would be considered upper middle class and decent would be an average Brazilian hoe you see shaking ass on tiktok
Woman in pic related is a 50+ Brazilian.
Because we are a big country with plenty of food, not some shithole small european country where you live in apartment the size of japenese dicks. 100k usd a year is a lot of money here, you would basically be very rich.
>Woman in pic related is a 50+ Brazilian
50+? What does that mean?
51 years old, actually
Brazilian woman are prostitutes of the worst kind
in my experience poor girls are decent over here.
middle class and rich girls are the biggest prostitutes
>brown
>cute
kys
brazilian women fricking love ugly white boys
Lies. They lust for handsome white guys only
they are gold diggers so anyone from another rich country will be tricked
"A troony without penis is like angel without wings" - ancient Brazilian proverb.
>our climate is comfy
Your climate is gross. Very hot and humid. Only Black folk and naked Indios can enjoy that weather. Everyone is Brazil is a sweaty mess.
>Everyone is Brazil is a sweaty mess.
True, but you're a gay and there's nothing better in the earth that the smell of a sweaty woman grinding on you inside a packed bus. I get a woody every time.
I've spoken to people all around the world and every single person I know who claims to hate hot weathers are gaming neets who never leave their bedroom.
>gaming neets who never leave their bedroom
Ok, and?
Como é possível ainda ter esses macacos nacionalistas depois do Lula??
Bolsonaro (pro israelites btw) betrayed us all and he's the reason Lula is president again.
>muh judeu
Esse é o seu único argumento?
>passou dois anos engasgando na rola do Trump, ao ponto de falar que queria explorar a Amazônia em conjunto com os americanos
>indicou uma literal ameba neocon para o cargo de ministro da relações exteriores, que fez o Brasil ficar literalmente mendigando um ingresso na OCDE
>aprovou uma enxurrada de leis feministas e misândricas propostas pela equipe da Damerdas Alves, que ele sequer deve ter lido, apenas foi assinando os papéis
>entregou a Eletrobras nas mãos do mesmo grupo de especuladores(encabeçado pela cadelinha do Soros do Leman) responsável pelo golpe nas lojas Americanas
>vendeu refinarias por preço subfaturados para as empresas muricanas, tornando o país cada vez mais dependente do mercado externo
>conseguiu a proeza de torrar 70 bilhões em reservas cambiais, sem conseguir abaixar um único centavo de dólar durante o seu mandato(na verdade, chegou a aumentar em média mais de 2 reais) tudo isso para enxer o rabos do israelites de grana e maquir um superavit primário positivo
>indicou um capacho dos narigudos, que chegou a propor a terceirização da gestão das nossas reservas cambiais para a Blackrock, para presidir o Banco Central
>forçou os governadores a baixarem ou cortarem de vez a alíquota do ICMS(foi a única forma que encontrou para baixar o preço dos alimentos e tentar chegar com um pingo de moral nas eleições), fodendo com a arrecadação dos estados, simplesmente por não querer limitar o lucro dos ~~*acionistas*~~ estrangeiros
>passou 4 anos sendo feito de puta pelo STF
>foi literalmente intimado pelos americanos a deixar o cargo, e logo depois da eleição correu para lá para engasgar na rola dos seus mestres
Estes são apenas alguns dos motivos.
Bolsonaro wanted to privatize beaches, Lava Jato destroyed Brazilian multinational companies and arrested Othon Pinheiro, the godfather of our nuclear industry, with US backing and Lula voters are not nationalists? macaco desgraçado
incrível como tem macaco que ainda culpa a Lava Jato pela destruição de multinacionais e não o fato de elas entrarem num esquema de corrupção que subervtia o legislativo para ter vantagem competitiva e assim virando os "campeões nacionais", uma vez tendo que pagar pelo dano contra o próprio Estado e perdendo a vantagem injusta... quebraram
>incrível como tem macaco que ainda culpa a Lava Jato pela destruição de multinacionais
Mas é verdade.
Incrível como ainda tem macaco que acredita no "fim da corrupção" que a ~~*Lavajato*~~ pregava. Só pra constar, a Odebrecht ia entrar na indústria de defesa. E, sim, isso fez o judeu internacional se cagar.
Odebrecht poderia entrar em qualquer ramo, ela sobrevivia de licitações/contratos principalmente públicos, no país e fora de "aliados do país" que também fizeram parte do esquema de corrupção.
Só olhar que eles tinham um projeto de aeroporto na Guiné Equatorial, mesmo país que anos depois o filho do ditador foi pego num aeroporto no Brasil com um milhão de dólares em espécie e outros 15 milhões avaliados só em relógios
Mas ok, continue com sua teoria da conspiração que a Odebrecht não cresceu por ser uma empresa que pagava corruptos para ter vantagens competitivas e sim foram alvos de uma intervenção americana para frear seu avanço em se tornar um competidor na indústria bélica/de defesa
Amigão, tem várias multinacionais alemãs literalmente criadas pelos nazistas ou que apoiaram fortemente o regime nazista e sobreviveram intactas, mesmo estando do lado perdedor e fortemente demonizado. Volkswagen, BMW, hugo boss, Adidas, BASF pra citar algumas. Os americanos são corruptos igual e protecionistas e você quer destruir empresas brasileiras em nome de corrupção e ainda ficar perplexo que quem votou no 9 dedos é mais nacionalista que quem bate continencia pra maior ameaça ao desenvolvimento desse país? Vá se foder você e sua senpaiília sua desgraça.
campeãs nacionais são ruins pra quem, sua anta? repete propaganda americana pra quebrar setores inteiros da nossa economia e quer falar de nacionalismo. Macaco é uma desgraça mesmo.
>Go south to avoid violence
Nice meme
Yeah we gucci.
>no great reach of either SA or Antarctica
Are the Chinks secretly in peace with the Inner Earth NatSoc City-States?
It's not china we have to worry about, we're basically a farmland and easily bribable.
>dongfeng
Isn't that a chink car brand?
USA will nuke you anyway. If we can't avoid nukes then no one will
>Is South America only safe heaven in case of WW3?
The peronist party here is in collusion with the cubans and Iran, If shit happens then this country becomes a venezuelan-esque dictatorship with the peronists kidnapping and murdering people .
feel free to come, hue
what is happening in Ukraine and Israel is just a normal day here
https://www.atrocidades18.net
If you want to draft dodge Argentina is the place
Problem is their economy is fricked. There's tons of Russians there, I was just in Buenos Aires not too long ago
>Argentina
I thought it was Chile or Uruguay?
Argentina is the one that basically has open immigration
Illegal immigration is rarely enforced there, and its not hard to get a path to citizenship. You can also study for free if you speak Spanish
Are the women hot there? Would be nice to visit 2 or 3 months on vacation and have some fun. Maybe take one of them back to America if she's a good girl.
>Are the women hot there?
Argentinean women are the italian version of the affluent insufferable upper class green haired white female
Yes but they're filled with spics
if you want to be safe from ww3, just go to the country that has the least of both: geographic strategic importance and natural resources. your area should also be low pop and doesnt look like its a threat to anyone. so maybe, the maldives for example
The only safe haven for angloa is this island who you stoled.from argetina
. All the people there are 99% white angloid who speaks native englisn
I just looked over the Falklands and it looks like the South America equivalent of the Aleutian islands; cold, barren, unpopulated and running almost entirely off of fishing revenues. The biggest town has barely over 2k people in it. Why does anybody even want this place?
It’s so shitty that all the women leave once they turn 18. They men actually import wives from SEA.
>They men actually import wives from SEA.
Are they stupid?
Yes, but only for people who speak spanish, anglos frick off fricking morrons.
Milei will send back all western draft dodgers in exchange for US dollars
No.
Moving to the Amazon jungle
no, we are already full so frick off
You're fine with a bunch of Ecuadorians and Venezuelans, but you draw the line at Europeans?
Frick off we're full
>ballposting
no one wants to go to chile bro
No one goes to congolombia either, it's full of Black folk
Youre becoming an Haitian colony as we speak
Your president is a gay moron communist and your coast is full of banana-eating Black folks
>Your president is a gay moron communist
We dont had other option while you morons voted for one like that while having Kast
you need a new york city detective from the 70s president
Not even Hitler in power would fix this spanish congo
Your "people" literally took over an entire city here, mentiroso culiao.
Skill issue
el culiao el aweona la wea cuantica, ugh Chilotes are so disgusting.
Sácate la paloma de la boca, peruano pezuñento.
The thing is you know shit, congo-australiANO.
i am australian
The millions of caribbeans here surely don't think like you.
Now is the time to retake Falklands
Britons are too obsessed with jizzreal to gaf about anyone else
nah, south america gets nukes too. you really think we're going to let you irrelevant parasites win by default? you subhumans will be exterminated first and foremost so the surviving white people can reclaim the land
no frick off we're full
won't come to Brasil for sure, I'm too white for it, thinking of Patagonia maybe
show flag, israelite
he said brasil with an S, probably from a spanish moron speaking country and feels ashamed to show flag. I feel exactly the same.
>Patagonia
But Patagonian people look like this. Don't worry.
Don't go to the patagonia itself. Go to Tierra del fuego, the southern islands. Northern europe climate, it's not a desert, and it has high standards of living. Either that or go to a small town in the pampas, steppe climate similar to ukraine, just a bit warmer
How well can a gringo live in your countries on 1.500 USD per month?
1500 USD is around the entry salary of doctors here, and doctors are considered upper middle class, so you would live in that standard.
I would say your life would be pretty comfy, you would live in a nice place, eat great food, but you would not be rich.
Very well i would say, the dollar is doing pretty good these days.
Exactly like that.
>Northern europe climate
Is that a positive? kek
im probaly whiter than you
woman.
C'mon (br)others, you look pathetic trying to look something you're not.
White is not a standard to look foward to, because they can behave like neanderthal tribalistic morons too.
nao sabia que indio tinha internet
Sorprendente leer eso viniendo de un brazuca jaja
C'mon now, you need to be what you are and stop trying to be something you're not.
I'm not trying, i don't need to, it's pathetic to do so.
You know that.
I know a slav when I see one
ukrainian?
90% north italy
so some sort of polish, gotcha
I would support a massive white immigration towards Brazil tbqh, if ~~*they*~~ are sending brown people to the north of the globe, all white people should go south.
WWIII will turn everything up there into a radioactive wasteland and earth will heal itself in thousands of years
It is in no way safe, even now before the WW3. What are you smoking?
SA isn't even safe now you brown frick
Enjoy the nuclear holocaust, anon
Is Uruguay chicano friendly?
In Brazil alone we have over 60k homicides per year, more than all US casualties during 20 years of US occupation of the Middle-East.
You would be trading WW3 for WWB.
>south america
>safe
>under any circumstances
kek
Your grandpa fled to SA
Why cant you?
You guys are dumbasses, countries like Bolivia will be fought over for lithium deposits
i don't know, no one going to war for our politicians,lefts corrupted all the judiciary especially the high court, since they put there who they want and the vote system is supervised by them, also they pay journalists to make fake polls to deceive people, there's not a democracy, it's more likely there will be a civil war before people accept to die in another country.
No, lots of attrition between Brazil and Argentina Recently.
Also lots of attrition between Brazilians and Brazilians, civil war is quite possible.
>Attrition
It's aggression you jungle coon. Stay off the Internet and don't learn English btw. That's how your country will remain independent in the coming shitshow.
>civil war is quite possible
commies were saying a civil war would happen if Bolsonaro gets elected in 2016. Bolso won and nothing happened.
Bolsonaro cattle said a civil war / military coup would happen if Lula gets reelected, absolutely nothing happened.
nothing ever happens
No, dont bring your bullshit we already have our own
Nope. I'd kil you and any other immigrant and loot your bodies for the lulz.
Why don't you stop paying for their university first? Seems like a good first step before killing immigrants
It is. Don't listen to the Blacks envidiosos, south america is the region of the world were nothing ever happens. Brazil has its gang problems but all south american countries are protected from brazil with thousands of km3 of rainforest, and the only part were their population meets others (southern brazil), there it is comfy.
It just is. If shit hit the fan (ww3 complete collapse of the world economy or nuclear war), the worst that can happen is a military right wing dictatorship. Just come. South america gets even better if you stay away from the native towns and the big capitals.
Southern argentina and chile are eastern europe tier of comfy, without the political tensions.
In case of draft/nuclear holocaust, you can come to my house. We can play videogames and shitpost until the whole thing blows over.
I eat three times a day and shit at least once a day
Are you ok with that?
>mfw America is so shit my family and I are staying in Dominican Republic to save money
Man i love watching wars from here.
Isnt there an ongoing drug war in colombia?
Yep, same as in the US and some parts of the rest of the world.
Thing is, appart from that, we are chillin' watching the world tear itself appart.
Most of the countries down here are and always have been.
my life is comfy af ngl
>Is South America only safe heaven in case of WW3?
Yes but we are violent and we are full, so frick off.
We are full
some of you hue anons have a very thin skin. shameful display.
the more white gringos come over here the better tbqh
You really want those gringo femboys huh
The Americas are so fricking boring. I miss the time when we had a war against Paraguay
They are part of BRICS so no.
imagine living in the old shitty world with Blacks, israelites, towelheads, eurocucks, pakis and chinks lmao
But Choroy, we already have all of those "people" in our beloved Chile.
Se acabo, weón.
Why is nido closed??? Hispachan??? Where are the spanish imageboards???
Nido was shutdown by its creator when he was discovered in possession of CP, fricker threw himself head first into the subway tracks.
Search for bandada.org, that's Nido's replacement.
>bandada.org
Closed too HAHAHAHAHA
https://bandada.club/chan/
Here
Frick off. We're full.
No, because of Thief Lula. He' have business 2030 with Klau Shwaber, OP.
can you guys accelerate the nuclear armageddon, last time I saw snow was 5 months ago.
FRICK OFF, WE'RE FULL, DON'T BRING MORE israeliteS HERE
You have those people there?
The frick? Is there something i missed?
What the frick happened down there?
Those people up here are almost non existant.
jews have made it to there too?
Yes. You should move to Uruguay OP because ur a gay. :DDDD
>Mom was watching the news
>"Those gay are talking about Israel all day aren't them?"
>Turns the TV off
This will be the average Brazilian reaction when WW3 starts
Chances of getting shot are bigger here than in the Ukrainian war now. Think about it.
Let's face it, most people dying rn are in major cities and are also drug dealers. I live in the rural area and its pretty chill. I also have a shotgun, I love my shotgun
Fake, this region is dangerous as frick and they will kidnap and sell the organs of any blue eyed naive foreigner
Dont even think in coming here, stay away and frick off
>blue eyed naive foreigner
lmao, I'm not Anglo schmuck
>lmao, I'm not Anglo schmuck
Welcome then, otherwise if you are a white woman we will capture and sell you to the narcos. The white men will be used for labour and will be prostituted to the gay narcos
>because dealing with latamBlack folk isn't enough
We are full frick off
Many people selling false expectations. Latin America is a dangerous place because women can easily trick Europeans and gringos to rob them and even get killed. Recently near where I live a Swedish man was murdered. So be careful and don't believe in fairy tales.
>Latin America is a dangerous place because women can easily trick Europeans and gringos to rob them and even get killed
Those tards never wonder why everything is so cheap until they get mugged in a hostel
White men think they are going to pick up all the women in Latin America, but for some reason those women still love black criminals.
>White men think they are going to pick up all the women in Latin America
Anytime you see a white using the term "big brown bunda" is a certified autistic moron that will get stabbed in the South of Bogota. The worst thing is that they pick up the uglier and poorer ones
How do I acquire a proper, certified bunda?
Enroll in the US military and they will send you to Haiti
But I'll get AIDS from that bunda
Voodo spell will cure you
If they give me a gun to fight for zog you know where the first bullet goes
South Africa pretty comfy too imo
Only Orania
Some amazing western cape small towns too where the people still know their place.
I wish all SA spoke the same idiom, so many cute argies but i don`t speak spanish..
Argies are hotter than Bundazilians and CULOmbians?
They are skinnier if you like skinny chicks
Me gusta blanca flaquitas.
No.
Are CULOmbians and Bundazilians hitter than Mexicanas?
Only north and west mexicanas can compete with those semen slurpers
No. We are worse than israhell. Dont come here.
>safe heaven
I would call it hell as it already is today. 90% people there are poor as fricks.
No, go away.
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obligatory "frick off, we're full"
No, we are full stay where you are.
No, please stay where you are
FRICK OFF YOU Black person, WE ARE FULL!
Why come to Brazil, wait for the next Argentinian default and buy land there with discounts higher than American housing during 2008 Great Recession
nah, go to Australia or something
>the Chinese colony
>safe from ww3
Where is this map from, hermano bolita?
>Doesn't know how to reverse image search
Was Johnny Carson really that mean to that baby ape?
Yeah I've been considering deleting this gif because they're treating the baby orangutan poorly.
broadleaf forests
The difference among:
Indio basado.
indio no basado.
How common is this body shape in Bolivia?
not common at all, I don't that b***h is even Bolivian
wouldn't mind some machucada right now though
Thats pretty common here but I find it ugly and fat, monkey-esque
Common, but it only lasts until 18-22, and after marriage never returns.
that only happens in muttSA where even the fricking water is processed with chemicals
Frick off we're full
Yes, at least the Andean nations, don't have beef with anyone and it is almost impossible there will be another war between South American nations.
Frick off we're full.
>South America
>safe
Just don't live in brazil and avoid venezuelans and columbians.
i am a tourist in colombia rn. easily the best country in south america. i like argentina as well but a bit too cold for me in winter
What makes it the best in SA? How common is this body shape in Colombia:
?
there are plenty but you will have better luck waiting for AI latina gfs
I have never been mugged. I do get mogged often though ;(
Not everyone lives in a favela huemonkey
Yes, you do.
>A leaf
Imagine my shock
Blessed not to, sorry to disappoint poo
I long for a day in the distant future where South America is dotted with thriving white city-states
Frick off, we are full.
my uncle told me that there's two cities in brazil that would be nuked in a nuclear war
São Paulo - SP and Santa Maria - RS
No wicked person will be safe from the Wrath of Heaven, no matter where you hide.
can't believe I'll have to stay here just when I was managing to get out
Nah I could definitely see a few conflicts breaking out there when shit hits the fan
I love bolivian women.
No frick off, we don't even tolerate ourselves.
FRICK OFF WE'RE FULL
I HAVE A DOSE OF THE HORN FOR HISPANIC WOMEN
Please. WW3 will mean a collapse of the global economy. South America will be at war with itself within days lol
The difference is that most of the countries here are used to shitty currency and life style, while europe and north americans aren't. I bet lots of people from 'first world" countries will suicide within first months of a economic collapse
All it'll take is one jungle/monkey disease to spawn from the amazon and since the war will cut off your pharmaceutical imports your continent will go extinct within a year
Exactly. Never, ever, come down here. This are barren wastelands.
yes it is, people against the idea don't understand that for them to afford safe places to live in Latin America is easy; away from crime and gang shit, just look at all the Americans living comfortable lives in Medellin, fricking better women than they will ever have chance at home
what do you think the best places to live in medellin. im not a fan of el poblado, too many hookers etc
Frick off, we're fricked up beyond your comprehension
Stay away from here thanks
what country has the best women? argentina or uruguay?
When are mapuches going to understand that absolutely nobody likes them? Ducking treacherous pieces of shit.