Is ration jesus still alive or did he an hero. I miss him so much

Is ration jesus still alive or did he an hero. I miss him so much

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably another botulism vacation, it's okay.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      God i hope not. I miss stevebro. His enthusiasm for something so simple makes me so happy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Last video was a PRC ration too.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just like Jesus every time we think he died he comes back.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking Mexicans.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss him too. But I think he is still alive seeing as he posted 5 months ago. He’s taken extended breaks before too iirc

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't look like much but I imagine quite a bit goes into his videos. Plus, you can't screw up when what you're reviewing is irreplaceable. It's probably getting harder to track down stuff to review too.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He probably has a normal job as well. You can only eat the same ration food over and over again before you get bored of making videos about it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He works as a landscaper apparently, there's an article about him out there somewhere.

      He does, I don't know where that guy got CA from, maybe in the distant past. He even had a video eating a Lithuanian ration while camping in the Everglades

      >He even had a video eating a Lithuanian ration while camping in the Everglades
      that's one of my favourite vids from him, just comfy bros

      Close friend of his here. He lost his entire collection in a warehouse fire. He was receiving threats to review Chinese MRE's better and he denied them but we can't prove anything.

      I hope this is fake, and if not I hope Steve makes it out ok.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This guy is such a fucking chad when he has short hair. Actual Henry Cavil jawline.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He lowkey looks like John Krasinski

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was surprised to see he’s from California Oblast. Seems like a decent dude I love his modern videos best.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Steve. I love his enthusiasm. I knew next to nothing about MREs before I discovered him. His videos are awesome. He's got good taste in movies and seems like a really wholesome dude. I hope he's doing well.

      For some reason I got the impression he lived in Florida.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He does, I don't know where that guy got CA from, maybe in the distant past. He even had a video eating a Lithuanian ration while camping in the Everglades

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          His mailing address is also in the description of every video.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can see someone assuming he's from Northern California based on the State of Jefferson Flag in the background of his videos.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He lives in Florida

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      dumb redditor

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/CAbBtv1.png

        He works as a landscaper apparently, there's an article about him out there somewhere.
        [...]
        >He even had a video eating a Lithuanian ration while camping in the Everglades
        that's one of my favourite vids from him, just comfy bros
        [...]
        I hope this is fake, and if not I hope Steve makes it out ok.

        He does, I don't know where that guy got CA from, maybe in the distant past. He even had a video eating a Lithuanian ration while camping in the Everglades

        He has a Jefferson sticker. That was a big thing here in the mid 2010s

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he ate a vietnamese ration once, he must be vietnamese!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he has a sticker
          >therefore by the transit property mustbe Californian
          Did you blow in from stupid town?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably doing spook stuff inside russia. he always have a long breaks during peak fighting

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Close friend of his here. He lost his entire collection in a warehouse fire. He was receiving threats to review Chinese MRE's better and he denied them but we can't prove anything.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    he regularly doesn't post for months until he gets some good rations worth showing. don't worry for Steve, his stomach is steel, I'm sure he'll be fine.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Chinese finally killed him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      With their newest ration

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't worry about it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Steve shops for normal human food like the rest of us
      Wholesome

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude has the best shirts.

      He lowkey looks like John Krasinski

      Nah, he's much more handsome than Krasinksi.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eyes closed in picture with a woman
      ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably went to Ukraine.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you think hes looking for rare mres

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The image of Steve looting corpses in a trench somewhere in Ukraine, proclaiming "Nice!" as he picks up a few unopened MRE's

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He posted after the Florida hurricane on his Facebook group saying he was okay, just a little roof damage on his house

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steve has been trapped in a timer locker survival bunker for 15 years. He accidentally tripped the lockdown while stocking toilet paper. Wifi reaches the bunker most of the time, but sometimes people change passwords so he has to manually crack them before he can upload again.
    The bunker should open in 2030

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He isn't a content farm. He'll release videos when he has something to share.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      which is incredibly based and why he's my favorite guy on youtube
      nothing is ever forced with steve

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be his friend so much it's unreal bros

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