There are still plenty of places in the world that are utterly untouched by human hands, e.g. much of the Siberian forests (where unexplained phenomena have been known to happen)
There probably a shitload of undiscovered species still. I'd be very surprised if a new mamal popped up without it just being a subspecies. Definitely no new megafauna showing up. You're likely looking at new birds or bats that specialize in a very specific ecosystem or area and are already endangered.
Wrong board
has regular speculative evolution threads that may be up you alley.
There’s a couple species of whales that have been described very recently, but that’s more just them being similar to another already named species and nobody noticing they’re different
Agreed, everything about their life has been manufactured, curated and kept safe, the natural world is completely beyond their comprehensive skills. Zoomers parents aren't mom and dad, they are corporations. Zoomers aren't people, they are products.
Old zoomer here. My younger siblings cannot remember life before moving to the city. They think having more cement than grass is normal, and they get bored whenever they're separated from their screens for more than 30 minutes
Old zoomer as well. My older siblings, technically young millennials, cannot drive or watch a movie or talk to you without looking at their phones every few minutes. Unironically every few minutes. It gets irritating, seeing them check their phone, unlock it, open an app just to close it when the light turns green in a few seconds. But they'll do anything to avoid a lack of stimulation. I'm the youngest, the only man, and I regularly go camping, hiking, avoid taking my phone with me, preparing to go hunting, just normal stuff 10 years ago. Mentalmaxxing with icebaths and meditation and all.
Obviously it's about how you are raised, so usually the parent generation's fault + public education's fault, but I'm sure gender plays a role. Men are naturally more independent thinkers and women are naturally going to follow the lead of a man. All girls can look up to with a shitty father figure is celebrities and now e-celebrities.
Old zoomer as well. My older siblings, technically young millennials, cannot drive or watch a movie or talk to you without looking at their phones every few minutes. Unironically every few minutes. It gets irritating, seeing them check their phone, unlock it, open an app just to close it when the light turns green in a few seconds. But they'll do anything to avoid a lack of stimulation. I'm the youngest, the only man, and I regularly go camping, hiking, avoid taking my phone with me, preparing to go hunting, just normal stuff 10 years ago. Mentalmaxxing with icebaths and meditation and all.
Obviously it's about how you are raised, so usually the parent generation's fault + public education's fault, but I'm sure gender plays a role. Men are naturally more independent thinkers and women are naturally going to follow the lead of a man. All girls can look up to with a shitty father figure is celebrities and now e-celebrities.
Never seen this movie before but that clip does pretty much sum up zoomers. They may have a desire to leave big shities but they are unable to comprehend a life that isn't concrete and glass.
>he's never heard of the zoombniga
it follows you through old forests, always behind your back, but only if you believe in it. Do you believe in the zoombniga op?
Papua New Guinea and such have places where "civilised" humans have never been. In fact they found a plateau a few years back where a bunch of thought to be exitinct.
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/indonesia-new-species-news-animals
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/extinct-creatures-alive-honduras-rainforest-lost-city-endangered-species-a8970936.html
European/NA forests.
No, temperate forest's aren't super productive biomes in terms of food for large creatures (hence why you get explosions of population in large animals in grasslands). Large creatures would also leave carcasses, scat etc.
Tropics are a different story, notoriously hard to explore and largely unexplored, extremely fertile and productive rainforests. There is absolutely animals we've never discovered deep in the Amazon, Congo, ASEAN.
the thing that makes me realize that they don't exist is that the Chinese will eat anything alive and since no cryptids have been pulled out and made into a delicacy, they must not exist
what forests? Those 20-50 y/o timber farms?
There are still plenty of places in the world that are utterly untouched by human hands, e.g. much of the Siberian forests (where unexplained phenomena have been known to happen)
>have been known to happen
known by whom if there's no people
>known by whom
Exactly
>known by whom
My drunk cousin, Skeeter. Good dude.
>where unexplained phenomena have been known to happen
like what?
For example
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident
but there are a lot of stories like this
Probably some KGB glowie stunt.
It was a slab avalanche from what the new research shows. Yes a boring explanation but probably the best guess so far.
What about a woman, who is untouched by manly hands?
Most of siberia was covered by the USSR, they know whats out there.
>bears
>tigers
Cryptids are the last of your worries if you’re in siberia
I wouldn't worry about it
Yes. Beetles, spiders, arthropods, almost certainly still species of which haven't been categorised yet.
There probably a shitload of undiscovered species still. I'd be very surprised if a new mamal popped up without it just being a subspecies. Definitely no new megafauna showing up. You're likely looking at new birds or bats that specialize in a very specific ecosystem or area and are already endangered.
Wrong board
has regular speculative evolution threads that may be up you alley.
This too
There’s a couple species of whales that have been described very recently, but that’s more just them being similar to another already named species and nobody noticing they’re different
Yes, and they want to violently fugg your bussy, anon.
only way to find out is to explore remote forests
Zoomers are scared of their own fricking shadow
That is correct. Zoomers despise the outdoors and even the basic aspects of nature terrify and confuse them. Pic very related. Zoomers reject nature.
Agreed, everything about their life has been manufactured, curated and kept safe, the natural world is completely beyond their comprehensive skills. Zoomers parents aren't mom and dad, they are corporations. Zoomers aren't people, they are products.
Old zoomer here. My younger siblings cannot remember life before moving to the city. They think having more cement than grass is normal, and they get bored whenever they're separated from their screens for more than 30 minutes
Old zoomer as well. My older siblings, technically young millennials, cannot drive or watch a movie or talk to you without looking at their phones every few minutes. Unironically every few minutes. It gets irritating, seeing them check their phone, unlock it, open an app just to close it when the light turns green in a few seconds. But they'll do anything to avoid a lack of stimulation. I'm the youngest, the only man, and I regularly go camping, hiking, avoid taking my phone with me, preparing to go hunting, just normal stuff 10 years ago. Mentalmaxxing with icebaths and meditation and all.
Obviously it's about how you are raised, so usually the parent generation's fault + public education's fault, but I'm sure gender plays a role. Men are naturally more independent thinkers and women are naturally going to follow the lead of a man. All girls can look up to with a shitty father figure is celebrities and now e-celebrities.
Nah.
This was taken from a satirical publication.
lol
no
*correction, Blog
and yes it predates the r*ddit post
https://afru.com/the-comfort-of-a-densely-populated-area/
There's no date on that, genius.
The google index date is at least 10 years old, genius. Technologically illiterate I swear.
low quality bait
Here you go, noodle arse. This is the first time that specific url became public on the internet (according to SE spiders)
Great movie
Never seen this movie before but that clip does pretty much sum up zoomers. They may have a desire to leave big shities but they are unable to comprehend a life that isn't concrete and glass.
yes, and you should unironically never leave your house without something at least comparable to this.
>he thinks a gun will protect him from "them"
Ya, me
You you walk alone in the forrest, the most creepy thing in that forrest is you.
The fly doesn't know the spider exists until it gets caught in its web.
Because unlike us the fly has no literature
>he's never heard of the zoombniga
it follows you through old forests, always behind your back, but only if you believe in it. Do you believe in the zoombniga op?
The rainforests of the Amazon still have species that are yet to be documented. Who knows, you might find something interesting.
There are nothing in the woods, friend
I wouldn't worry about anything
And now after scrolling past 36 garbage posts, you finally get your answer: https://dogmanencounters.com/
He's just like me fr fr
Larping furry
Papua New Guinea and such have places where "civilised" humans have never been. In fact they found a plateau a few years back where a bunch of thought to be exitinct.
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/indonesia-new-species-news-animals
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/extinct-creatures-alive-honduras-rainforest-lost-city-endangered-species-a8970936.html
Are there any Bulgarian anons who can confirm and point the location of picrel?
Yeah, but they're probably smaller than the size of a football, realistically speaking
Bro.. I AM THE CREEPY UNDISCOVERED CREATURE IN THE FOREST
European/NA forests.
No, temperate forest's aren't super productive biomes in terms of food for large creatures (hence why you get explosions of population in large animals in grasslands). Large creatures would also leave carcasses, scat etc.
Tropics are a different story, notoriously hard to explore and largely unexplored, extremely fertile and productive rainforests. There is absolutely animals we've never discovered deep in the Amazon, Congo, ASEAN.
the thing that makes me realize that they don't exist is that the Chinese will eat anything alive and since no cryptids have been pulled out and made into a delicacy, they must not exist
If you mean unknown normal animals, yes. if you mean cryptids, no.
In Florida people talk still talk about the Candiz but it's obviously just campfire talk
I wouldn't worry about it