Is it good idea to crawl to the enemy's trench in your underwear to surrender?

Is it good idea to crawl to the enemy's trench in your underwear to surrender?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >already being given water
    >still staring at the drone in absolute horror
    what little flying fricks do to motherfrickers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yeah

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's this from?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Garand thumb had a video where they were bombing themselfs with a drone.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This drone thing made war even more hell than it needs to be

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know
        Funny, isn't it?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same as it ever was
        no weak c**ts

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The hellscape will continue until morale improves.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      One thing to keep in mind is that drones tend to make A LOT of noise due to their propellers, so it's probably quite difficult not to pay attention to something that sounds like a buzzing insect, but 10-20x louder and much larger.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >already being given water
      Bloody basterd hohols give him bottle of nerv gas to drink not water

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's one of the smartest fricking mobiks ever. He WILL procreate. His genes WILL live on.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wartime recruitment is bribing you or compelling you to think that your genes don't matter.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    not bad, crawling so your guys don't kill you, underwear so the other side doesn't kill you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Given the record of perfidy that occurs from false surrenders this was probably one of the smartest mobniks around in trying to make clear that he didn't have a grenade on him or anything.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly puts him in the top 1% of mobiks

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sooner or later one of them was bound to figure out how not to get killed

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That fricking Kat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wherever there is a Russian dying to his own government's malicious incompetence, he'll be there.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kot has wares if you have coin

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Die for monke
    or
    >Survive
    I wonder why more mobiks don't choose this option.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But dying for Monke is the will of Monke and you can't go against the will of Monke because Monke said so

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the same reason why white feathers killed so many brits.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Russian Croowler
    >AAAHHH I'M GONNA CROOWL

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is it good idea to crawl to the enemy's trench in your underwear to surrender?
    Considering that dude will survive and is no longer in a war he doesn't want to be in, yeah. Probably the smartest decision of his life.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He will be exchanged and get sent to die in Ukraine again though.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        At a minimum, he bought himself a few weeks reprieve

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, he'll get hammered if he ever gets exchanged.
        ukies might be evil and exchange him for that exact reason lol

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he'll get hammered if he ever gets exchanged.
          That was a Wagner thing. Ukies and Russia have exchanged plenty of POWs. I doub't anything pleasant happens to returning Russians, but they don't get hammered. Probably sent back to the front, but to a Storm Z unit this time.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Send him to America. Fricker is smart. We will pay well for him. We'll give him a house and some job where he can use his mind. I'm being serious.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how's your ziggeraspora infestation?
      those wienerroaches are all over europe and tend to assasinate traitors and opposition figures by the dozens, dark figure is probably even higher

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now this is how you surrender properly
    >strips down
    >lays on ground
    >gestures at drone
    >raises hands
    >approaches slowly

    I hate the moronic discussions that often flare up when some random moronic mobik who is absolutely not surrendering dies to a drone and some idiots go
    >muh poor mobikerino was trying to surrender, warcrime! warcrime!
    This is what surrendering looks like

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they didnt accept his surrender the hohols just wanted something to rape

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice projection

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have to show your butthole to the drone for it to be a valid surrender

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like it. Notice how the Ukies weren't rough on him compared to other surrenders. However the same cannot be said if the role is reversed.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What power station blow up this time?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You guys literally cannot meme.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, because it shows you're not really planning on switching up at the last minute. Generally, they strip you when you surrender to check for weapons or whatever. This just makes the process more easier.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      guess there've been a couple of cases of ziggers trying funny shit and feigning a surrender.
      reminds me of that one case where half a dozen or more were lying on the ground held at gunpoint by ukies inside some courtyard and suddenly one of them jumps out from behind a corner and tries to shoot.
      it ended with every last zigger getting smoked and telegram ziggers were decrying another SMO crime lmao

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