One thing to keep in mind is that drones tend to make A LOT of noise due to their propellers, so it's probably quite difficult not to pay attention to something that sounds like a buzzing insect, but 10-20x louder and much larger.
Given the record of perfidy that occurs from false surrenders this was probably one of the smartest mobniks around in trying to make clear that he didn't have a grenade on him or anything.
>Is it good idea to crawl to the enemy's trench in your underwear to surrender?
Considering that dude will survive and is no longer in a war he doesn't want to be in, yeah. Probably the smartest decision of his life.
>he'll get hammered if he ever gets exchanged.
That was a Wagner thing. Ukies and Russia have exchanged plenty of POWs. I doub't anything pleasant happens to returning Russians, but they don't get hammered. Probably sent back to the front, but to a Storm Z unit this time.
how's your ziggeraspora infestation?
those wienerroaches are all over europe and tend to assasinate traitors and opposition figures by the dozens, dark figure is probably even higher
Now this is how you surrender properly >strips down >lays on ground >gestures at drone >raises hands >approaches slowly
I hate the moronic discussions that often flare up when some random moronic mobik who is absolutely not surrendering dies to a drone and some idiots go >muh poor mobikerino was trying to surrender, warcrime! warcrime!
This is what surrendering looks like
Yes, because it shows you're not really planning on switching up at the last minute. Generally, they strip you when you surrender to check for weapons or whatever. This just makes the process more easier.
guess there've been a couple of cases of ziggers trying funny shit and feigning a surrender.
reminds me of that one case where half a dozen or more were lying on the ground held at gunpoint by ukies inside some courtyard and suddenly one of them jumps out from behind a corner and tries to shoot.
it ended with every last zigger getting smoked and telegram ziggers were decrying another SMO crime lmao
>already being given water
>still staring at the drone in absolute horror
what little flying fricks do to motherfrickers
>Yeah
What's this from?
Garand thumb had a video where they were bombing themselfs with a drone.
This drone thing made war even more hell than it needs to be
I know
Funny, isn't it?
Same as it ever was
no weak c**ts
The hellscape will continue until morale improves.
One thing to keep in mind is that drones tend to make A LOT of noise due to their propellers, so it's probably quite difficult not to pay attention to something that sounds like a buzzing insect, but 10-20x louder and much larger.
>already being given water
Bloody basterd hohols give him bottle of nerv gas to drink not water
He's one of the smartest fricking mobiks ever. He WILL procreate. His genes WILL live on.
Wartime recruitment is bribing you or compelling you to think that your genes don't matter.
not bad, crawling so your guys don't kill you, underwear so the other side doesn't kill you.
Given the record of perfidy that occurs from false surrenders this was probably one of the smartest mobniks around in trying to make clear that he didn't have a grenade on him or anything.
Honestly puts him in the top 1% of mobiks
Sooner or later one of them was bound to figure out how not to get killed
That fricking Kat
Wherever there is a Russian dying to his own government's malicious incompetence, he'll be there.
Kot has wares if you have coin
>Die for monke
or
>Survive
I wonder why more mobiks don't choose this option.
But dying for Monke is the will of Monke and you can't go against the will of Monke because Monke said so
Probably the same reason why white feathers killed so many brits.
>The Russian Croowler
>AAAHHH I'M GONNA CROOWL
>Is it good idea to crawl to the enemy's trench in your underwear to surrender?
Considering that dude will survive and is no longer in a war he doesn't want to be in, yeah. Probably the smartest decision of his life.
He will be exchanged and get sent to die in Ukraine again though.
At a minimum, he bought himself a few weeks reprieve
no, he'll get hammered if he ever gets exchanged.
ukies might be evil and exchange him for that exact reason lol
>he'll get hammered if he ever gets exchanged.
That was a Wagner thing. Ukies and Russia have exchanged plenty of POWs. I doub't anything pleasant happens to returning Russians, but they don't get hammered. Probably sent back to the front, but to a Storm Z unit this time.
Send him to America. Fricker is smart. We will pay well for him. We'll give him a house and some job where he can use his mind. I'm being serious.
how's your ziggeraspora infestation?
those wienerroaches are all over europe and tend to assasinate traitors and opposition figures by the dozens, dark figure is probably even higher
Now this is how you surrender properly
>strips down
>lays on ground
>gestures at drone
>raises hands
>approaches slowly
I hate the moronic discussions that often flare up when some random moronic mobik who is absolutely not surrendering dies to a drone and some idiots go
>muh poor mobikerino was trying to surrender, warcrime! warcrime!
This is what surrendering looks like
they didnt accept his surrender the hohols just wanted something to rape
nice projection
you have to show your butthole to the drone for it to be a valid surrender
Looks like it. Notice how the Ukies weren't rough on him compared to other surrenders. However the same cannot be said if the role is reversed.
What power station blow up this time?
You guys literally cannot meme.
Yes, because it shows you're not really planning on switching up at the last minute. Generally, they strip you when you surrender to check for weapons or whatever. This just makes the process more easier.
guess there've been a couple of cases of ziggers trying funny shit and feigning a surrender.
reminds me of that one case where half a dozen or more were lying on the ground held at gunpoint by ukies inside some courtyard and suddenly one of them jumps out from behind a corner and tries to shoot.
it ended with every last zigger getting smoked and telegram ziggers were decrying another SMO crime lmao