smell nice in the morning
smell nice at night
smell nice after it rains
smell nice when you give them away
people who don't like flowers are stinky and allergic
Posting in a bait thread but might as well try and salvage something.
As per OPs pic my watering can is flooding my plants, too much flow from the head. Any way to bung up the holes to lessen the flow.
Plants have been just transplanted so they are in the awkward phase where the can't take the pressure of the watering can and the spray bottle isn't cutting it
I would say the begging and prep is not, shaping and training works on spatial reasoning a part of the brain often under developed in women so it is really good for them to do
If we are going to be sexist, why the hell must men use noisy trolling powertools like leafblowers especially on pavement when a broom will do perfectly fine or better? Leafblowers needed to be banned, it bothers the entire neighbourhood probably just because one man feels he has a small penis.
>If we are going to be sexist, why the hell must women use noisy trolling powertools like blow dryers especially in the morning when a towel will do perfectly fine or better? Blow dryers needed to be banned, it bothers the entire household probably just because one woman feels she has a loose vegana.
rich women love to have giant flowers and gardens with greenhouses
guesss who sets it up so they can do their hobby, they hire men, thats why their shit looks amazing, the men come in till the frickers build it and she just comes and pops it in lol
its not that women cant garden amazingly
its that
its hard work
and modern women dont do this
you will find old ladies who are pretty boss at this shit tho, they till and clean, usually like old italiana mexican eastern euro ladies
funny too, i buy like whole animals and cut them up for the meat, my mexican mother
is amazing with a knife
she can butcher an animal quite fast and efficently
women are probably better butchers lol
due to millenia of men hunting
I know a local homosexual couple who built themselves like a mini nature park with every flower imaginable and comfy paths and benches. I'm actually envious of the achievement. I can't even make my broccoli grow past the seedling stage.
Anything a woman can do, a man can do better, including being a woman.
>Be Anon's mom. >Have 4/5ths of her fruit trees chopped down because of "rats and roaches." >Plant all kinds of shit close to the house, ensuring swarms of roaches will plague you at night and rats will forever be a problem. >Put a compost heap 10 feet from the back door - SEE PREVIOUS ENTRY.
>Be Anon. >Buy a house in a civilized climate. >Make sure area near house is clear of all large plants and slowly dig up grass to plant clover. >Slate one section of lawn to eventually get paved over for a driveway. >Gonna use most of the remaining space to grow apples, figs, pawpaws, potatoes, and some flowers to help draw pollinators. Chill neighbors across the street will be welcome to help themselves.
>Is feeding yourself (and possibly others) in the healthiest way possible through manual labor for women?
Anon....you knew the answer before you asked the question. >Is buying flowers at home depot, plopping them in a pot and posting about it tiktok 400 times for women.
Yes.
>Not breaking free from the shackles of grocery store produce prices >Not encouraging pollinators to thrive on this gay earth >Not improving personal property and neighborhood appeal >Not culling rabbit and other vermin populations through cruel means >Not interested in seeing the results of hard work, patience, and compassion for the natural world
No.
Nope.
>t. Just finished planting my small vegetable and herb garden
not if your planting edible food. If you're planting flowers or other stupid shit then yes you're a homosexual
You need to attract pollinators and pest control via flowers silly.
>pest control
It's called frogs.
smell nice in the morning
smell nice at night
smell nice after it rains
smell nice when you give them away
people who don't like flowers are stinky and allergic
Flowers are beautiful, man.
Only if you do it in a silly voice, like a Betty White impression
Posting in a bait thread but might as well try and salvage something.
As per OPs pic my watering can is flooding my plants, too much flow from the head. Any way to bung up the holes to lessen the flow.
Plants have been just transplanted so they are in the awkward phase where the can't take the pressure of the watering can and the spray bottle isn't cutting it
get happy with the caulking gun
Stuff cotton into the pour stem from the inside. It will choke flow and shouldn't affect your plants. May not be fun to remove later.
What about wrapping a pantyhose over the sprout? Or a cheese cloth? I also wonder if you can jerry rig an adjustable showerhead to the sprout
No venture is womanly or manly. Only the methodology there in.
I would say the begging and prep is not, shaping and training works on spatial reasoning a part of the brain often under developed in women so it is really good for them to do
Well I just planted like 15 fruit bushes and trees this year so if not a woman you could say I'm pretty fruity
Bros is it gay to be self-sufficient?
Depends if by self-sufficient you mean doing flexibility exercises to learn how to suck your own wiener. Then, maybe?
If we are going to be sexist, why the hell must men use noisy trolling powertools like leafblowers especially on pavement when a broom will do perfectly fine or better? Leafblowers needed to be banned, it bothers the entire neighbourhood probably just because one man feels he has a small penis.
>If we are going to be sexist, why the hell must women use noisy trolling powertools like blow dryers especially in the morning when a towel will do perfectly fine or better? Blow dryers needed to be banned, it bothers the entire household probably just because one woman feels she has a loose vegana.
The whole neighbourhood can't hear the hair blowdryer, and do you seriously want your wife to come to bed with wet hair? Imagine the smell.
I have long hair. Windows down and heater on beats the hairblower every time. Just saying
>woman
>esl
Back to food room
It is a hobby for people that enjoy food.
Yes
It's also manly
Everyone should garden
OP here. Grandpa gave me tomatoes seed that he has been growing since he was a young lad. Not especially beautiful but very tasteful.
> Not especially beautiful
bro don't be racist
Good looking tomato bro. Does your grandpa know what variety it is?
I think it's a derivative of Coeur de Boeuf tomates. But genetic drift must have happened with years of seeding and harvest.
Who cares? Only a little homosexual would care if other people think their hobby is "womanly "
rich women love to have giant flowers and gardens with greenhouses
guesss who sets it up so they can do their hobby, they hire men, thats why their shit looks amazing, the men come in till the frickers build it and she just comes and pops it in lol
every rich lady in cali
has mexicans
its not that women cant garden amazingly
its that
its hard work
and modern women dont do this
you will find old ladies who are pretty boss at this shit tho, they till and clean, usually like old italiana mexican eastern euro ladies
funny too, i buy like whole animals and cut them up for the meat, my mexican mother
is amazing with a knife
she can butcher an animal quite fast and efficently
women are probably better butchers lol
due to millenia of men hunting
I know a local homosexual couple who built themselves like a mini nature park with every flower imaginable and comfy paths and benches. I'm actually envious of the achievement. I can't even make my broccoli grow past the seedling stage.
Anything a woman can do, a man can do better, including being a woman.
When I was 12 I randomly started planting flowers on the balcony and a neighbor woman asked me if I were gay. I also grew a carrot and ate it.
>. I also grew a carrot and ate it.
well, that's a new euphemism for me.
“Ya wanna find out ya old bint”
only if you priss up with makeup and your "gardening ensemble" beforehand.
I wish to grow my own tobacco.
It's relatively easy, leaves have a very nice velvety texture. Be warned the flowers smell good but once they wilt it will smell like a rotting corpse
It's a good hobby for people who enjoy not starving to death.
Nope, not if you're not moronic.
>Be Anon's mom.
>Have 4/5ths of her fruit trees chopped down because of "rats and roaches."
>Plant all kinds of shit close to the house, ensuring swarms of roaches will plague you at night and rats will forever be a problem.
>Put a compost heap 10 feet from the back door - SEE PREVIOUS ENTRY.
>Be Anon.
>Buy a house in a civilized climate.
>Make sure area near house is clear of all large plants and slowly dig up grass to plant clover.
>Slate one section of lawn to eventually get paved over for a driveway.
>Gonna use most of the remaining space to grow apples, figs, pawpaws, potatoes, and some flowers to help draw pollinators. Chill neighbors across the street will be welcome to help themselves.
Same but I'm growing pep pep's persimmons rather than paw paw's potato's.
The slugs got my spinach so I've been out every night after dark with a flashlight and pair of scissors hunting the frickers. My own Vietnam.
>Is feeding yourself (and possibly others) in the healthiest way possible through manual labor for women?
Anon....you knew the answer before you asked the question.
>Is buying flowers at home depot, plopping them in a pot and posting about it tiktok 400 times for women.
Yes.
Yes. In fact, planting a single plant turns you gay. Two turns you into a troony. Three and you implode from the sheer level of womanity.
Only if you fail at keeping a couple flowers alive then when about it on Facebook.
>Not breaking free from the shackles of grocery store produce prices
>Not encouraging pollinators to thrive on this gay earth
>Not improving personal property and neighborhood appeal
>Not culling rabbit and other vermin populations through cruel means
>Not interested in seeing the results of hard work, patience, and compassion for the natural world
shiggydig
No. Come on over to /hgm/, homegrownmen, on PrepHole.