>is it better than a CCW?
No, no art, martial or sexual, can replace a weapon, period. >Is BJ good?
Assuming you're talking about BJJ, yes it is good. If the guy you're fighting doesn't have friends, that is. If he does, you don't want to fight him and if you have to, you don't go to the ground because you're going to have your brain spilled over the pavement two minutes later
TL;DR:
It is good 1v1. 1v >1, you're going to get kicked and stomped in the head
It's not better than a weapon
Okay but what about if you intend on defending yourself via dick sucking? Is it possible to fend off multiple assailants by asking nicely for them to form an orderly queue and start sucking?
>challenge a judoka >thrown to floor at mach 3 then wing choked unconcious >challenge a wrestler >suplexed into concrete, die on impact >challenge a BJJ-ka >tries to pull you to the ground, gets head kicked in
if you fight someone that is a practitioner of any wrestling art and don't know how to wrestle, you better hope you're vastly stronger than them or they are having a very off day. Because you are either going to sleep or losing the use of a limb for a couple months. But no, it is not better than a CCW, obviously. Even if you're adept any fight can be risky, riskier at least than pulling a gun and fricking shooting them.
i've never cummed from a BJ.
They are completely wasted on me, imo it's a lot more difficult to give head to men than to women, the bigger the dick is, the more difficult it is (and women have very small penises).
Generally BJs are not as pleasurable as penetrative sex, but depending on the woman if she can take a significant part of your shaft past the head and move rhythmically it should be able to bring you to orgasm. I'll say as well that for me much of what gets me to finish is the psychological aspect of a woman using her mouth instead of her pussy to get me off.
Depends. The one I had yesterday was pretty good but the wife was happy which helps alot. Sometimes when she's not in the mood I just feel like I'm jerking off into her mouth.
I think it's always important to conceal carry though.
bjj/jujitsu is a fighting form developed for people disarmed on a battlefield to deal with people with weapons who were wearing armor. It's not a "suddenly MAGICARU POWELS", it's a spitball of a shot if you can get a couple conditions matched (like a grip, a position to torque a joint, etc). That's why there's no "striking"- it's for fighting somebody who's wearing armor, that you can't strike. you can only hyper-extend and over-rotate-and etc with joints.
In a certain sense, not knowing how to do some of this is as b***hed as not knowing how to throw a punch, not least because everybody can probably take a punch and once somebody who knows the basics gets to you, you are going to sleep or submitting, whichever they choose, unless you know how to counter. Also it's sort of cake for somebody who's able to do this to pull a weapon out of your hand because it's one of the first things people train to do, and the first thing with training is "keep it pointed at the other guy". It turns out there's specialty grip-fricking hand-and-wrist lock specializations in this, they're just considered to be 'for women'.
First, in physical combat, size is a massive factor. A 6' 280lb white dude who doesn't do anything would beat the frick out of an average mexican with a BJJ brown belt in a fight. If you're considering doing combat sports for actual protection, you ought to be on the upper range of size or else you're just going to get your ass beat no matter how hard you train. Second, if you live in America, 95% of people who are willing to violently engage with you are either in a group, armed, or both. You probably aren't beating a group, and you probably aren't beating someone with a knife or glock. There are exceptions, especially if you have a remarkable size and training advantage, but generally you're fricked.
BJJ is good training for wrestling in an actual fight, but there is a lot more striking and dirty shit than BJJ allows on the street. MMA fighters tend to mix BJJ and Muay Thai to become well rounded. It's good to have these skills in case you're in a situation where you can't just use a weapon - which is always superior to endangering yourself in physical combat. In short it's not better than a CCW, but it's better than nothing, and you should carry a gun no matter what the law says because it's better to be tried by 12 than carried by 6.
>size is a massive factor.
Yes, in particular your weight. Height and reach is relevant but weight matters the most. Especially since there are no weight classes in a street fight. Realistically, you want to be 200+lbs. A strongfat build is best.
Why not just learn boxing/kickboxing if you’re so concerned over martial arts? Unless you’re going up against a veteran Delta operator it’ll be perfectly viable for everything you’d realistically meet and you don’t have to worry as much over if its just a larp class. >gun still beats fist though
Any competent blue belt can beat your advantage untrained person. So it does work. However, if you want to be sure that it's practical in a 1 on 1 fight, your game needs to be heavily oriented to heavy top pressure/wrestling based game.
To pull guard should be a last resort. And even then it's not preferable at all. It's better to stand up and go for a take down , then go for submissions. Also no gi >>>>>>> gi
Frick you.
Honestly it's overrated. Hot sure but a good HJ is actually better.
Fax.
Catch wrestling for the win.
Catch wrestling is low iq judo
Bjj is judo for the soft and weak
Judo ftw
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>is it better than a CCW?
No, no art, martial or sexual, can replace a weapon, period.
>Is BJ good?
Assuming you're talking about BJJ, yes it is good. If the guy you're fighting doesn't have friends, that is. If he does, you don't want to fight him and if you have to, you don't go to the ground because you're going to have your brain spilled over the pavement two minutes later
TL;DR:
It is good 1v1. 1v >1, you're going to get kicked and stomped in the head
It's not better than a weapon
Okay but what about if you intend on defending yourself via dick sucking? Is it possible to fend off multiple assailants by asking nicely for them to form an orderly queue and start sucking?
What? No. You better start working that shit in rotation like a circus seal. If you're lucky they get jealous and fight amongst themselves.
>Is BJ good?
Only if you're in the receiving end
>challenge a judoka
>thrown to floor at mach 3 then wing choked unconcious
>challenge a wrestler
>suplexed into concrete, die on impact
>challenge a BJJ-ka
>tries to pull you to the ground, gets head kicked in
BJJ isn't practical when you're facing multiple opponents, or people with weapons.
Nothing is practical when you're facing multiple opponents or people with weapons, you muppet.
rather have a blowjob than a ccw license tbqh
That's some wild bj.
>when you're blue, you go for the crotch first, everytime.
It depends on the girl giving it. I had a few b***hes that were black belts. Most awesome bj's i ever had.
if you fight someone that is a practitioner of any wrestling art and don't know how to wrestle, you better hope you're vastly stronger than them or they are having a very off day. Because you are either going to sleep or losing the use of a limb for a couple months. But no, it is not better than a CCW, obviously. Even if you're adept any fight can be risky, riskier at least than pulling a gun and fricking shooting them.
i've never cummed from a BJ.
They are completely wasted on me, imo it's a lot more difficult to give head to men than to women, the bigger the dick is, the more difficult it is (and women have very small penises).
Generally BJs are not as pleasurable as penetrative sex, but depending on the woman if she can take a significant part of your shaft past the head and move rhythmically it should be able to bring you to orgasm. I'll say as well that for me much of what gets me to finish is the psychological aspect of a woman using her mouth instead of her pussy to get me off.
Bro I'm 11 inches, size is no excuse for lack of sensation on your member
Depends. The one I had yesterday was pretty good but the wife was happy which helps alot. Sometimes when she's not in the mood I just feel like I'm jerking off into her mouth.
I think it's always important to conceal carry though.
>implying you stuffed it in the butthole?
Nah, I usually just leave it on my belt, too much of a pain in the ass to clean the poo smell from the gun
Honestly, very overrated.
When I'm offered one, I usually ask if I can just frick instead.
I don't know about better, but it's a good supplement.
No, BJJ is also extremely homosexual. Learn Muay Thai or boxing instead, in addition to CCing
Every fight ends up on the ground. You need something for that. It is really unusual to end a fight with a punch.
Straightest thread on PrepHole rn
bjj/jujitsu is a fighting form developed for people disarmed on a battlefield to deal with people with weapons who were wearing armor. It's not a "suddenly MAGICARU POWELS", it's a spitball of a shot if you can get a couple conditions matched (like a grip, a position to torque a joint, etc). That's why there's no "striking"- it's for fighting somebody who's wearing armor, that you can't strike. you can only hyper-extend and over-rotate-and etc with joints.
In a certain sense, not knowing how to do some of this is as b***hed as not knowing how to throw a punch, not least because everybody can probably take a punch and once somebody who knows the basics gets to you, you are going to sleep or submitting, whichever they choose, unless you know how to counter. Also it's sort of cake for somebody who's able to do this to pull a weapon out of your hand because it's one of the first things people train to do, and the first thing with training is "keep it pointed at the other guy". It turns out there's specialty grip-fricking hand-and-wrist lock specializations in this, they're just considered to be 'for women'.
bjj wasn't developed for the battlefield you fricking idiot
I bet you like bjs gay
You dont like bjs?
Anon......
You might be the gay.
giving bjs gay
In an interview, Rickson Gracie was once asked what technique he would use if he was attacked by multiple assailants.
He replied his SIG/Sauer.
good addition I would think
First, in physical combat, size is a massive factor. A 6' 280lb white dude who doesn't do anything would beat the frick out of an average mexican with a BJJ brown belt in a fight. If you're considering doing combat sports for actual protection, you ought to be on the upper range of size or else you're just going to get your ass beat no matter how hard you train. Second, if you live in America, 95% of people who are willing to violently engage with you are either in a group, armed, or both. You probably aren't beating a group, and you probably aren't beating someone with a knife or glock. There are exceptions, especially if you have a remarkable size and training advantage, but generally you're fricked.
BJJ is good training for wrestling in an actual fight, but there is a lot more striking and dirty shit than BJJ allows on the street. MMA fighters tend to mix BJJ and Muay Thai to become well rounded. It's good to have these skills in case you're in a situation where you can't just use a weapon - which is always superior to endangering yourself in physical combat. In short it's not better than a CCW, but it's better than nothing, and you should carry a gun no matter what the law says because it's better to be tried by 12 than carried by 6.
>size is a massive factor.
Yes, in particular your weight. Height and reach is relevant but weight matters the most. Especially since there are no weight classes in a street fight. Realistically, you want to be 200+lbs. A strongfat build is best.
Why not just learn boxing/kickboxing if you’re so concerned over martial arts? Unless you’re going up against a veteran Delta operator it’ll be perfectly viable for everything you’d realistically meet and you don’t have to worry as much over if its just a larp class.
>gun still beats fist though
Just got back from jiu jitsu.
Any competent blue belt can beat your advantage untrained person. So it does work. However, if you want to be sure that it's practical in a 1 on 1 fight, your game needs to be heavily oriented to heavy top pressure/wrestling based game.
To pull guard should be a last resort. And even then it's not preferable at all. It's better to stand up and go for a take down , then go for submissions. Also no gi >>>>>>> gi
op's semen slurping knows no bounds