But that would involve rewriting the tax code so the ultra wealthy can't deduct their race horse farms, "donated" Dutch paintings, and operating expenses for their private jets. Can't be having that.
By having my assets in a different country, as is customary for wealthy Americans. Isn't it fun how the wealthier you get the easier it is to not pay taxes?
Mainly because of collateral or because of charity. They either borrow money against their assets in stocks or they donate money to charity, which also reduce taxes.
I put on my fruity Hawaiian shirt and jump out the window(if I have time to open it I will and just make the glass breaking sound myself) and fire my 2 1911s before breaking my neck on the fall.
>How do you defend yourself against this?
I pay my fricking taxes, because I'm an adult who likes roads and the military abd firefighters and EMTs and NASA and GPS and DARPA and sheeeeeeeit >b-b-but muh welfare queens! muh 0.01 going to Israel! muh <bad thing>
A strong tax base is the foundation of any great power.
I always found it interesting that every major religion has an exact equivalent to this.
It is like a selection trait, religions that do not evolve from their early, fervent proselytizing stage do not transition to accepted religion and either get genocided or kept small and isolated. Just an observation.
Can someone explain to me the difference between organized religions and corporations?
The structures are exactly the same, they perform the same function.
How do people ignore how carnivorous of human essence these monstrous constructs of ours are? To pretend like these things are holy, divine?
How could you?
I file for an extension every year then pay the IRS in October because frick them, im not giving the government an interest free loan throughout the year. they can give ME an interest free loan.
got the idea from my father in law. man got a fricking accounting degree just to frick the government as much as he can. he's based to the point of worrisome.
>Year 1 working a nice job >Owe $400 >File for work to take out more money for taxes >Owe $700 year two >File for even more taken out >Owed $7,500 this year
Am I being fricked with?
>How do you defend yourself against this?
I pay my fricking taxes, because I'm an adult who likes roads and the military abd firefighters and EMTs and NASA and GPS and DARPA and sheeeeeeeit >b-b-but muh welfare queens! muh 0.01 going to Israel! muh <bad thing>
A strong tax base is the foundation of any great power.
Question:
My girl (lives in Brittany) got a letter from the government saying her and her grandmother's [employed] descendents have to somehow pay for her care. My girl's mom was the only non-welfare leech in her (white) French family and has not spoken to granny in decades. They hate granny, and my girl thinks that it is super fricked up that the first person in that family to get a master's degree is suddenly on the hook for granny's "old folk's home" stay.
That evil b***h doesn't deserve a dime, my future mother-in-law was the only one who didn't get knocked up as a teenage bawd and then leech off the government. Got both her girls master's degrees on her husband's lorry driver salary, mad respect.
1. What the frick is this shit?
2. I thought Europe was all socialist and gibs, how the frick is this more egregious than anything in America?
3. How does my soon-to-be fiancé weasel out of this?
A pair of fire hoses hidden behind decor and with a valve handle on the inside of the door. Also suitable for porch pirates and unwanted trick-or-treaters.
Stuffed dog filled with tannerite and shrapnel. Followed by a mannequin with an airshit gun pointed at my door filled with tannerite and shrapnel. Followed by sleeping in a cargo freighter heading to Costa Rica.
Frick ya mudda
>BREACH AND CLEAR
Ya mudda will be breached after I frick her Mr. IRS
>Holds comedically sized bag of cash as hostage
"I'LL FRICKING DO IT I SWEAR!"
Do what exactly? Forfeit your tax refund ?
is it legal to own similar shield? they look super cool and I suppose they can protect even from larger calibers.
You can buy armor. The big ones are like 3k
both is good. and a helmet.
By paying my taxes on time. Not a big deal even if I'd prefer to government did it for me.
But that would involve rewriting the tax code so the ultra wealthy can't deduct their race horse farms, "donated" Dutch paintings, and operating expenses for their private jets. Can't be having that.
WHERE'S MY REFUND YOU WORTHLESS FEDS IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
By letting daddy government withhold 14% of my yearly income and pray they give me back 3%
I open fire with my .357 magnum revolver as its memetically blessed to deliver me
By having my assets in a different country, as is customary for wealthy Americans. Isn't it fun how the wealthier you get the easier it is to not pay taxes?
Mainly because of collateral or because of charity. They either borrow money against their assets in stocks or they donate money to charity, which also reduce taxes.
I put on my fruity Hawaiian shirt and jump out the window(if I have time to open it I will and just make the glass breaking sound myself) and fire my 2 1911s before breaking my neck on the fall.
i read the letter they sent me four years ago and agree to a repayment plan i will later default on.
>How do you defend yourself against this?
I pay my fricking taxes, because I'm an adult who likes roads and the military abd firefighters and EMTs and NASA and GPS and DARPA and sheeeeeeeit
>b-b-but muh welfare queens! muh 0.01 going to Israel! muh <bad thing>
A strong tax base is the foundation of any great power.
Is your wife currently looking for a new bull?
>cuck shit
go outside Freddy
you should stop projecting
Pay to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's.
I always found it interesting that every major religion has an exact equivalent to this.
It is like a selection trait, religions that do not evolve from their early, fervent proselytizing stage do not transition to accepted religion and either get genocided or kept small and isolated. Just an observation.
ps
>based and Christpilled
Can someone explain to me the difference between organized religions and corporations?
The structures are exactly the same, they perform the same function.
How do people ignore how carnivorous of human essence these monstrous constructs of ours are? To pretend like these things are holy, divine?
How could you?
It's the difference between a freedom fighter and a terrorist. Only the freedom fighter's expenses are all tax exempt.
magdump and reposition, Rinse repeat
I file for an extension every year then pay the IRS in October because frick them, im not giving the government an interest free loan throughout the year. they can give ME an interest free loan.
based and why-didn't-I-think-of-this-pilled
got the idea from my father in law. man got a fricking accounting degree just to frick the government as much as he can. he's based to the point of worrisome.
Lol, you still start accruing interest on April 15th with an extension.
>may I see your warrant?
>Year 1 working a nice job
>Owe $400
>File for work to take out more money for taxes
>Owe $700 year two
>File for even more taken out
>Owed $7,500 this year
Am I being fricked with?
You will own nothing, and you will be happy.
Everything is going according to plan.
im not sure what the deal is here unless youre getting a very significant raise every year
Listen here Jack someone's gotta pay for those 5000 dollar prepaid cards we're giving illegals and it isn't going to be the rich elites
see
most homosexuals that ask this question are usually too poor to worry about such a thing
Explains why only one anon asked for a warrant and another asked for an extension and wouldn’t have to deal with it.
>How do you defend yourself against this?
I tip my toilet out of my third floor window so it crashes down on their heads.
Before flushing of course.
Verification not required
A lawyer
A lawyer is useless
A strong worded letter however is extremely powerful against the IRS
t.works for the french IRS
Question:
My girl (lives in Brittany) got a letter from the government saying her and her grandmother's [employed] descendents have to somehow pay for her care. My girl's mom was the only non-welfare leech in her (white) French family and has not spoken to granny in decades. They hate granny, and my girl thinks that it is super fricked up that the first person in that family to get a master's degree is suddenly on the hook for granny's "old folk's home" stay.
That evil b***h doesn't deserve a dime, my future mother-in-law was the only one who didn't get knocked up as a teenage bawd and then leech off the government. Got both her girls master's degrees on her husband's lorry driver salary, mad respect.
1. What the frick is this shit?
2. I thought Europe was all socialist and gibs, how the frick is this more egregious than anything in America?
3. How does my soon-to-be fiancé weasel out of this?
Cette injustice ne sera pas tolérée !
id slap the shit out of them
tannerite
A pair of fire hoses hidden behind decor and with a valve handle on the inside of the door. Also suitable for porch pirates and unwanted trick-or-treaters.
I pay my taxes because I'm not a fricking idiot& I understand reality
THEY'RE IN THE MAIL, FRICK FACE
>loads cannon
>IRS! OPEN UP!
>but it's me and my boys here to reclaim our stolen tax money
I'M israeli
I just write them a check every year I don't mind paying my fair share
Pay my taxes
Sirs, I donated my money straight to Israel.
Give them my accountant's address that's actually the address for Denny's. It will buy me some time.
follow the law
Stuffed dog filled with tannerite and shrapnel. Followed by a mannequin with an airshit gun pointed at my door filled with tannerite and shrapnel. Followed by sleeping in a cargo freighter heading to Costa Rica.
>does this canister smell like phosgene to you?