>IRS OPEN UP

>IRS OPEN UP
How do you defend yourself against this?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick ya mudda

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >BREACH AND CLEAR

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ya mudda will be breached after I frick her Mr. IRS

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Holds comedically sized bag of cash as hostage
        "I'LL FRICKING DO IT I SWEAR!"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do what exactly? Forfeit your tax refund ?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is it legal to own similar shield? they look super cool and I suppose they can protect even from larger calibers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can buy armor. The big ones are like 3k

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        both is good. and a helmet.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By paying my taxes on time. Not a big deal even if I'd prefer to government did it for me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But that would involve rewriting the tax code so the ultra wealthy can't deduct their race horse farms, "donated" Dutch paintings, and operating expenses for their private jets. Can't be having that.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE'S MY REFUND YOU WORTHLESS FEDS IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By letting daddy government withhold 14% of my yearly income and pray they give me back 3%

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I open fire with my .357 magnum revolver as its memetically blessed to deliver me

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By having my assets in a different country, as is customary for wealthy Americans. Isn't it fun how the wealthier you get the easier it is to not pay taxes?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mainly because of collateral or because of charity. They either borrow money against their assets in stocks or they donate money to charity, which also reduce taxes.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I put on my fruity Hawaiian shirt and jump out the window(if I have time to open it I will and just make the glass breaking sound myself) and fire my 2 1911s before breaking my neck on the fall.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i read the letter they sent me four years ago and agree to a repayment plan i will later default on.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you defend yourself against this?
    I pay my fricking taxes, because I'm an adult who likes roads and the military abd firefighters and EMTs and NASA and GPS and DARPA and sheeeeeeeit
    >b-b-but muh welfare queens! muh 0.01 going to Israel! muh <bad thing>
    A strong tax base is the foundation of any great power.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is your wife currently looking for a new bull?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >cuck shit
        go outside Freddy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you should stop projecting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pay to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I always found it interesting that every major religion has an exact equivalent to this.
        It is like a selection trait, religions that do not evolve from their early, fervent proselytizing stage do not transition to accepted religion and either get genocided or kept small and isolated. Just an observation.

        ps
        >based and Christpilled

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Can someone explain to me the difference between organized religions and corporations?
          The structures are exactly the same, they perform the same function.
          How do people ignore how carnivorous of human essence these monstrous constructs of ours are? To pretend like these things are holy, divine?
          How could you?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's the difference between a freedom fighter and a terrorist. Only the freedom fighter's expenses are all tax exempt.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    magdump and reposition, Rinse repeat

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I file for an extension every year then pay the IRS in October because frick them, im not giving the government an interest free loan throughout the year. they can give ME an interest free loan.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based and why-didn't-I-think-of-this-pilled

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        got the idea from my father in law. man got a fricking accounting degree just to frick the government as much as he can. he's based to the point of worrisome.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lol, you still start accruing interest on April 15th with an extension.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >may I see your warrant?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Year 1 working a nice job
    >Owe $400
    >File for work to take out more money for taxes
    >Owe $700 year two
    >File for even more taken out
    >Owed $7,500 this year
    Am I being fricked with?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You will own nothing, and you will be happy.
      Everything is going according to plan.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      im not sure what the deal is here unless youre getting a very significant raise every year

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Listen here Jack someone's gotta pay for those 5000 dollar prepaid cards we're giving illegals and it isn't going to be the rich elites

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        see

        >How do you defend yourself against this?
        I pay my fricking taxes, because I'm an adult who likes roads and the military abd firefighters and EMTs and NASA and GPS and DARPA and sheeeeeeeit
        >b-b-but muh welfare queens! muh 0.01 going to Israel! muh <bad thing>
        A strong tax base is the foundation of any great power.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    most homosexuals that ask this question are usually too poor to worry about such a thing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Explains why only one anon asked for a warrant and another asked for an extension and wouldn’t have to deal with it.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you defend yourself against this?
    I tip my toilet out of my third floor window so it crashes down on their heads.

    Before flushing of course.

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  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A lawyer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A lawyer is useless

      A strong worded letter however is extremely powerful against the IRS

      t.works for the french IRS

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Question:
        My girl (lives in Brittany) got a letter from the government saying her and her grandmother's [employed] descendents have to somehow pay for her care. My girl's mom was the only non-welfare leech in her (white) French family and has not spoken to granny in decades. They hate granny, and my girl thinks that it is super fricked up that the first person in that family to get a master's degree is suddenly on the hook for granny's "old folk's home" stay.
        That evil b***h doesn't deserve a dime, my future mother-in-law was the only one who didn't get knocked up as a teenage bawd and then leech off the government. Got both her girls master's degrees on her husband's lorry driver salary, mad respect.
        1. What the frick is this shit?
        2. I thought Europe was all socialist and gibs, how the frick is this more egregious than anything in America?
        3. How does my soon-to-be fiancé weasel out of this?

        Cette injustice ne sera pas tolérée !

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    id slap the shit out of them

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tannerite

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A pair of fire hoses hidden behind decor and with a valve handle on the inside of the door. Also suitable for porch pirates and unwanted trick-or-treaters.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I pay my taxes because I'm not a fricking idiot& I understand reality

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THEY'RE IN THE MAIL, FRICK FACE
    >loads cannon

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >IRS! OPEN UP!
    >but it's me and my boys here to reclaim our stolen tax money

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'M israeli

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just write them a check every year I don't mind paying my fair share

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pay my taxes

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sirs, I donated my money straight to Israel.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Give them my accountant's address that's actually the address for Denny's. It will buy me some time.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    follow the law

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stuffed dog filled with tannerite and shrapnel. Followed by a mannequin with an airshit gun pointed at my door filled with tannerite and shrapnel. Followed by sleeping in a cargo freighter heading to Costa Rica.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >does this canister smell like phosgene to you?

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