Or general war stories
>innaship
>innaocean
>onnadeployment
>have shithead abo in my squad that apparently stealing (watermelon)
>frickthishomosexual.gif
>wait till he falls asleep
>get out of the rack at around 0300
>get to his rack
>realize hes left his SAW unsecured
>yoink.mov
>walk to the smoke deck which is unobserved
>total pitch black out there, see nothing, but hear the ocean
>heave-ho.mkv
>hear the splash as I turn around and walk back to the berthing space
>the next day wake up to screaming
>SSgt, Gunny and 1Sgt are screaming at him
>all i hear is stuttering
>mfw
on recent deployment in syria a platoon sergeant went ape mode and lost his shit and tossed a 240 over the wire
da fuq is a 240 - why is tossing a 240 over the wire an abnormal thing to do?
why do military people use 69 diffferent acronyms like morons
M240, a big belt fed machine gun.
240 is M240B, a machine gun
tossing a machine gun outside the perimeter of your base is unheard of for obvious reasons
how are you on a weapons board with 0 knowledge of firearms
>implies moronic acronyms is firearms related
damn nibba u got shit for brains
How is the name of a firearm an acronym?
How is a number an acronym?
How is a firearm not firearms related?
You're either a a troll or the dumbest motherfricker to get on the internet
hold on I'm going to have to draw some shit up in MS paint for your dumb ass
>acronym
I don't think you know what that word means.
How do you not know the name of one of the most prolific versions of the most common NATO GPMG? It's because you're a noguns homosexual.
>NATO
>GPMG
>he still expects me to understand all of his shitty miltard acronyms
reddit moment
Go back to your war thread
You don't know what the FN MAG is?
Kill all ESLs, it's the only way
Anon, this is a weapons board. We can recognize the shortened name of a common military weapon and recite some history and trivia about it.
so if its a machine gun, he could probably only toss it 10 feet at most. why didnt someone simply walk the 10 feet and pick it up again?
why is this an abnormal occurence?
oh that makes sense.
i thought the perimeter was more those soviet trenches we see in ukraine
no, this is syria
interestinggggg.
is this the base that has no air defense and keeps getting hit by iranian rockets?
yeah
those were annoying
why dont we have air defense at the base? is this one of many bases?
there is some defenses
this is a small shitter base, bigger bases have real defenses
here's video of when I was on a bigger base and we got attacked by Iranian Medium Range Ballistic Missiles
interestingg, thanks!
were those incoming, or outgoing air defense intercepting the missiles? were there like underground bunkers to shelter in when there were incoming missiles?
first light is incoming, the 2 super bright ones you see are patriots going out to intercept, you can also see a bunch of smoke trails from previous patriots. That attack was really bad, every single patriot battery was expended and if they had sent more they would have got through.
Man I dont know I just be strokin my shit in the desert getting paid
just kept it by the bed, there was very loud alarms
yeah that's scary i'd probably be a giant pussy and sleep in a 10 foot hole in the ground.
its gay we didn't fire back at Iran, teach them a lesson
we bombed the shit out of the dudes who launched them, but yeah I agree
always had enough warning time on the missiles to get to a shitty bunker, it was wild feeling the impact of the intercepted missile falling to the earth
the suicide drones were the annoying ones because they can evade radar, and they liked to send those at mealtimes or when I was jacking off
whats the point of being in Syria unironically, seems like nothing would change if it was left to itself
>t.geopoliticallyilliterate
its a useful 'bridgehead' that be can be used as a launching pad to other places in case shit gets fricked up and we need to world police.
also it holds back isis and probably prevents iran and assad from genociding that whole area
Is Iran an actual threat, they seem like a poorer, dumber russia. cant the arabs handle it?
Believe it or not, they're actually richer than Russia. Significantly. AND they've done it while totally cut off from most of the global economy. Everything Russia has it looted from the corpse of the USSR, Iran actually has some dynamism and a plan for the nation that goes beyond seething inferiority syndrome and self-delusion.
To be honest they'd be a far superior ally in the middle east over the Arabs, If there was a choice and historical circumstances hadn't forced the USA's hand into supporting Saudi Arabia.
Yeah Iranians are fine. Shame the supreme leader had to go
>hey everyone else, do an Islamic Revolution like us!
Dont wan to be that guy but saw Croatia above Russia, and had to look up current stats
Current ranking
Iran == 11
Russia == 9
Croatia == 83
wut. so from a humanitarian perspective, iran would be a 'threat' to the unarmed civilians in syria, because assad would use iranian militias to ethnically cleanse whatever sectors of syria dont like him.
i guess from a strategic point of view, if iran gets nukes, and we need to launch something into iran to take those nukes out - what would our launching pad be? i dont think we have bases in iraq now and iraq is sort of a puppet of iran.
i dunno i'm not an expert
Bro the USAF has literally flown B2s the entire way round the world to bomb like 3 taliban with mosin-nagants, everywhere is the US's launching pad
i more so meant ground force type stuff.
ISIS and sheeit.
i would be a huge pussy and go to bed every night wearing my helmet and plate carrier
go back or i'll shoot you with an APFSDS.
Why do noguns struggle with nomenclature? Why are noguns on this board? We will never know.
>why do military people use 69 diffferent acronyms like morons
Because we have literally thousands of things that are named with acronyms you stupid homosexual. Do you say Automated Teller Machine, Personal Identification Number, or Ante Meridiem or Post Meridiem every time you speak?
>too dumb to google "240 gun" given this is the weapons board
god I fricking hate the common core generation. The only solace I have is knowing you impotent homosexuals will die from drinking runoff.
M2308 shoots 308
AI generated answer, surely nobody can be this moronic
Have you looked in a mirror?
>Inbred Black person tourist on military/Weapons board
>Dont know what an M240 is
Your skin is the color of POOP!
Abos join the military? You'd think they'd all hate the government over there
>Abos join the military?
Yes, they like to huff military petrol as well
Since always, we’ve had abos in the army in WW2 and Vietnam
Pretends to be Australian:
>bruce pic
>abo
Uses non-Australian terminology:
>squad
>SAW
>SSgt, Gunny, 1Sgt
OP is a homosexual liar larping as an Australian.
In answer to your question, yes, but OP has never seen an abo, isn't Australian and probably hasn't ever been in the military.
This is probably a stupid question to those of you who served but why are there no security cameras on ships? Its a boat with 400 morons, i wouldnt trust them with anything. They might throw a saw in the sea.
Because no one wants to monitor 24/7 cctv of sailors sneaking off to rub one out in whatever nook they can hide in and occasionally get to see two guys eating each others unwashed ass holes.
>Because no one wants to monitor 24/7 cctv of sailors sneaking off to rub one out in whatever nook they can hide in and occasionally get to see two guys eating each others unwashed ass holes.
Im sure someone would want to do that.
There are, just only in the important areas for accountability. A missing gun's nothing compared to a misfired torpedo or shitty maneuvering that results in an oil tanker collision.
>abo
>australia meme picture
>SAW not F89
>ssgt, gunny, 1sgt
what
For me it was the bit about watermelon, I don’t think I’ve ever seen an abo eat a watermelon. It’s probably happened at some point but for the life of me I can’t recall seeing it happen.
There is a pic of a bunch of abo kids eating watermelon, one was in a bin filled with water if memory serves me right. But yeah.. never seen it irl
>join army to fight Talibros
>Army turned me into a robot, hungry for brown flesh
>own mother doesn't recognize me
>cruising in my Stryker Armored Combat Infantry Fighting Armor truck Vehicle
>Got Metallica ride the lightning on loop
>I was air guitar and didn't see Talibro IED
>It explodes
>Swiper Armor Combat Lory flips 14x
>Come under heavy bullet barrage from Talibros
>I dismount the M2A3 and fire it from groin, my balls get HOT
>I saved all 14 of my crew mates though they were badly burned
>Get awarded iron cross with hop leaves
>Come home a hero
>Frick Britney spears raw dog
>The end
My wife lived in Iraq until 2013. She had a story of visiting Baghdad in 2006 as a little girl and hating it, not because of the war or anything, but because there was a giant bug in her bedroom which scared her.
Innacoffin
Why are you posting an image of a scuttled vehicle?
heres a fun one from deployment last year
>last year
where, also do you yanks still have still have significant forces in mena ?
Yes, lots of places the deep state lied to Trump and said they were pulled out of.
Obama started 13 wars or some shit.
That pic is in Syria
Significant forces? Just Kuwait. Although that depends on what you consider significant. If you are a brit you might consider 500 dudes significant (not the actual amount of troops in syria, I dont know/wouldnt post that number)
we also got dudes in iraq, some in jordan, saudi arabia, uae, a ton in kuwait
>innaship
>innaocean
>onnadeployment
Holy shit /k/ is so fricking cringy
terrorists are thataway, glowBlack person
/k/ oldgay here.
Many moons ago I used to collect fricked stories from /k/lansmen soldiers deployed in Iraq, Afghanistan... I can post them when I get back home, anyone interested? Would be cool some could add ones I missed, I think I managed to save like one in a houndred.
yeah
He’ll yep
Captcha: SPAGAY
Yes, fun times.
K stories.
Iraq is actually pretty nice now and you can actually go out and party in Erbil and a few other places. The green zone isnt even layered in T Walls anymore. The Iraqi people are pretty much tired of war and decided that continuously blowing themselves up was gay.
As for Afghan its the Afghan people's fault. Having worked with them they are the most moronic people on the planet and their moronation prevents them for doing anything good, even for themselves. Ive encountered afghans that thought medicine was western devil magic and would rather let their kids die than give them antibiotics. Ive seen an afghan sell his own son to the ANP commander to be a sex slave. Frick afghans. Theyre so moronic they HAVE to be ruled by a theocracy.
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Not mine and i cant recall it, but i remember reading one that went about the afghan sandBlack folk thinking the amerimutt and NATO soldiers were demon beasts because they couldn't be stabbed in their body armor. A soldier once greentexted that a village elder told a kid (no older than 13) to try and stab a soldier with a shitty knife in the middle of the armor to see if he could be killed.
I have no idea how pre-1979 people claim afghanistan was a civilized place if today everyone from all ages is a literal single digit IQ monkey
It's the same in every country that has a shit government or is war-torn. The smart people all leave. Same thing happened in russia under the soviets and other places in the middle east. It's called brain drain
be in kuwait waiting for a bird.
>the norwegians arrive
>got some bag nastys in the fridge for people
>they ate all of them but didnt use any of the conidments
>litearl stacks of mustard and salad dressing on the table after their left
>waiting for my
>ocd triggered, sweating profusely, look around
>everyones watching tv or sitting outside
>stack the condiments in neat rows
>walk away, catch eye contact with an airforce guy giving me a weird look
>get called the bird is here
>go home
>find out my favorite lcoal teppan grill got destroyed in a hurrricane
havent had good seafood sauce and shrimp since. fml.
What an absolutely dog shit thread.
feel free to post a meaningful contribution
> be in iraq
> route clearing and react to fire patrols
> got some Iraqi army guys were escorting around
> come across an IED
> burried 155 shell
> call up EOD
> goona be like 4 hours
> Iraqi army guys think this is bullshit
> frick waiting we got goats and little boys to frick and wives to beat.
> break convoy and drive up into the cordoned off area.
> iraqi army guys start digging the shell out with picks and shovel
> get it unburried and 3 guys craddle the shell while one guy snips wire by wire
> whole timevwe watch with baited breath that they will become pink mist any second now
> iraqi army guys defuse IED and have at us giving us the all clear
> Allah was on there side that day.
> bless the iraqi EOD team you magnificent sons a b***hes.
holy shit
air force deployments be like
KINO
air force deployments also be like
>GOOD TONE
Sorry to kill your joke, but these were set up for the incoming refugees in Qatar and were cordoned off. So airmen couldn't access them. Yes I'm mad.
This picture was not taken in Qatar, it was UAE, and only US servicemembers used it
motherfrickers havin showers like this and complaining about how they're suffering in the worst place to be deployed like ?????????
> Be Me in Iraq
> Be in Baghdad, which was 'captured'
> Still lots of fighting
> Manning Checkpoint in the middle of the night
> Hear Humvee Motor and Country Music
> Coming from Indian Country
> WTF.JPG
> Soft Skinned Humvee, GREEN OFC, with a giant rebel flag comes into view.
> WTF INTENSIFIES
> Lousiana and Georgia National Guard is lost and asks for directions to Victory.
> HOW THE FRICK ARE THEY ALIVE.WEBM
> They just drive off into the night.
They didn't get their heads cut off on CNN ?