>£Wednesday morning, Iranian warships attempted to seize two commercial tankers. Iranian personnel fired multiple shots while attempting to take oil tanker Richmond Voyager, according to the Navy release.
USS McFaul (DDG-74), as well as surveillance assets, including an MQ-9 Reaper and Navy P-8A Poseidon maritime patrol aircraft, responded to the two attempted seizures.
Here's the video
for what purpose?
Idk Iran stuff
very low IQ and belligerent, like a child throwing a tantrum
Iran looking for attention as usual. Probably looking to squeeze a few more pallets of cash from Europe.
increase oil prices by raising the specter of supply uncertainty.
chinmpin
I still remember /misc/ in absolute tears after that goatfricker got shish kebab'd
He was based and /k/ as frick. Only rebel goatfrickers hated him
He made for a very based kebab, that's for sure lmao
t. /misc/nigra
Rest in pieces Salami, amen.
I thought they were were cheering based Trump for that.
This was actually in Lebanon, but it's still the single funniest fricking thing to come out of that whole affair. Who the hell thought this would make for a good memorial?
It was a propaganda piece intended to inflame hatred towards the US.
Idk but if they keep it up, it'll probably end up with another
>not stealing oil tankers for the lulz
Pretty basic terrorist state stuff
Every single vatnik asset in every country in the world is desperately trying to start shit to distract the USA from Ukraine.
Africa, Mexico, Argentine, Venezuela, Caribeans... even China has to constantly zap compromised diplomats and politicians that try to sabotage China's relations with other countries.
typical iranian chimpout
IRAN STRONG!
for the same reason Iran supports snackbar riots in France: moronation and malevolence
oh shit, look at the time!
>We export oil, in fact it is our number one export!
>I know! Better piss off all the blokes buying our number one export by attempting to sink their ships!
>I know! Better piss off all the blokes buying our number one export by attempting to sink their ships!
If oil tankers in the region do not operate anymore due to safety concerns, the oil price rises and Iran makes more money
It's the same reason russia always blows up pipelines when they wage a war, it decreases suuply, which increases demand which increases prices.
>decreases suuply, which increases demand
moron, go back to school and stop posting
decreasing supply doesn't increase demand, but it does decrease supply which in a situation where demand is flat raises the price.
Worked for Russia. Look how Europe is freezing to dea- Oh wait.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Praying_Mantis
>American casualties: 2 dead, one crash
>Iranian casualties: IRANIAN NAVY LARGELY DESTROYED
Fricking lmao.
If this shit happened today you could sink every single Iranian ship and you'd still see the street shitters spamming the single US loss for weeks
>Iranian fleet obliterated in minutes
>HAHAHA AMERICA BTFO, WE CHIPPED THE PAINT ON A CARRIER WITH THE SHRAPNEL FROM OUR FLAGSHIP BEING EVAPORATED! HERE'S 300 ANGLES OF THE SAME PIECE OF CHIPPED PAINT, ONE TAKEN FROM A SINKING IRANIAN FRIGATE! good luck PAINTING THAT ONE OVER MUTTS!
God it's so true
why do they have to be so obnoxious?
>Boghammer speedboats
god I hate brown third worlders so much
Iranians are white. Literally.
Can confirm I'm Iranian
It's Arabs and balochs who are brown
same, can we just get the shah back and exterminate these Arab invaders?
homies will really point to a spot in the middle of the fricking middle east and be like "yeah these dudes are white as frick"
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This very same poster is guaranteed to have seethed about marvel and harry potter at some point.
Russia was gloating before they blew up the pipeline to Germany the same way they blew up the pipeline Georgia.
>Russia was literally on the hook for billions for the pipeline
>they had a contract agreement that stated 'force majeure' could get them out of it
>they claimed 'force majeure' for the blowing of the pipeline and thus claimed they didn't have to pay
>literally only Russia benefited from the blowing of the pipeline, nobody else did
>Danes had images of Russian vessels around the pipeline a week before it blew
Yeah man, Ukraine did it because ummm because err... they wanted to help Russia free up billions! Yes! That's it!
Are you absolutely sure you want to go on record stating that you have zero ability to prevent a tiny second world shithole that you're actively at war with from freely acting as they please? Really?
The MIGHTY AMERICAN EAGLE raised her eyebrow, and the Iranians knew their place once more.
Yup
If I was a Naval commander, you literally could not stop me from wearing a sword at all times.
I'd pull it out, point it at the enemy and yell "Send them to the bottom".
It'd be fun, I think.
>Iranian warship fires at oil tanker
>Oil tanker is completely unarmored
>The results
Wow, that's pretty fricking sad.
That's fricking hilarious
I thought tanker ships were armored. To prevent spills and the like.
They only started doing that after the front fell off
The Iranian line is that the ship did a hit and run against an Iranian vessel, and had a court order for its seizure. None of this checks out. If they did, they'd have video proof. If they had proof, they could file against the ship's insurer. If they had all of this, they could have sent an announcement to the USN and international bodies simultaneously and made a public deal about it so the ship could either be seized properly or the US could be seen brazenly flaunting maritime law.
None of this happened, meaning the goatfricks are just pirates.
Kill Iranians. Behead Iranians. Roundhouse kick an Iranian into the concrete. Slam dunk a goatfricker into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Iranians. Defecate in an Iranians’ food. Launch Iranians into the sun. Stir fry Iranians in a wok. Toss Iranians into active volcanoes. Urinate into an Iranians’ gas tank. Judo throw Iranians into a turbine engine. Twist Iranians’ heads off. Report Iranians to the Security Council. Karate chop Iranians in half. Curb stomp pregnant non-human Iranians. Trap Iranians in quicksand. Crush Iranians in the Mobik Cube. Liquefy Iranians in a vat of acid. Eat Iranians. Dissect Iranians. Exterminate Iranians in the gas chamber. Stomp Iranians skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Iranians in the oven. Lobotomize Iranians. Mandatory abortions for Iranians. Grind Iranian fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Iranians in fried pig grease. Vaporize Iranians with atom bombs. Kick old Iranians down the stairs. Feed Iranians to alligators. Slice Iranians with a Hellfire knife-missile.