In light of recent events, we owe Abu Hajaar and his squad an apology.

We laughed when he sprayed down the inside of his armoured truck with his MG3.

We giggled when they spent 30 seconds looking for the rocket they were already holding, before giving up and giving them the wrong rocket.

We were amazed when the backblast didn't detonate the pile of ammo and jerry-rigged explosives at their feet when they fired an RPG from within a moving truck.

We were impressed by the way they turned an AK into a 17th-Centruy Hand Mortar, but were disappointed when they were unable to light it, so they just fired it off unlit.

We joined him in rolling on the floor as he made a non-conventional withdrawal from the field of honour.

But you know what?

At least they fought.

At least they tried their best, as terrible as that might have been.

Now, let us take a look at the 1st Guards Tank Army.

These poor wretched souls, who have never received the warm blessing that only the Light of Allah can bring, saw a mighty fleet of 8 Humvees, 4 Bushmasters and two trucks coming towards them and fled.

They fled on foot, or by captured bicycles, deciding to leave their metal steeds to those less cravenous than themselves.

Such cowardice was there, that they disguised themselves as common workers in order to make their escape. Some were clad in the garbs of the womenfolk, although they did this before desertion as well.

But why, brothers and sisters, should this be?

Because the Swamp Bulgarians lack the courage and confidence that only Allah, being paid or an actual reason to fight can bring.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe the real Islamic State was the friends we made along the way

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Abu Hajaar-sama,
    Saddam Hussein-sama,
    Gamal Abdel Nasser-sama,
    Anwar Sadat-sama,

    I kneel.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    F

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    abu-abdullah was an asshole.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got the abu hajaar video made by PrepHole?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ye. I remember seeing that one ages ago lmao. Is this the one?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not that one sadly. It was like
        >a PrepHole productions
        >starring abu hajaar as abu hajaar
        and with some benny hill music in the background. or maybe it was curb your enthusiasm. rocket for shooting people.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looooool, yeah, this is the one. I watched it too. I watched so many of these back when the vice doc came out.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't like them but I respect them, when the time comes they fight and they will never stop fighting
    I wonder if you could say the same

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Swamp Bulgarians
    guaranteed instant seethe

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I weep OP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The ass cheeks are spreading

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did abu hajaar die?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I think so. All of them died during that assault.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He lives on in our dreams.

      God bless that retarded soul.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never saw what Abu Hajaar did, does someone have a story or webm?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >good job, but you roasted us too
        I wish he didn't have to die, all heart no brain.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can laugh at the absurdity of something, without passing judgement on it. IS is a bunch of retards that deserve violent deaths.
    But honestly, they fight. They fight against overwhelming odss, be it the enemy military or their own retardation - they fight.
    Many of them are untrained, unprepared, borderline illiterate with trash equipment, but they fight.

    We can laugh at the absurdity of Abu Hajar, but in his last moments he was more man than most of is will ever be.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They were just busting Abu-Hajars balls, every other car was also sent in a line attack on a fortified position it was a suicide mission. They knew they were gonna die so they started making jokes on the way out.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't there a part of the video where a vehicle comes by and picks up everyone but the camera guy? Or is that a different one? That always made me lol

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aussie here
    anyone got confirmation video/pics of the bushmasters?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here you go.

      Sorry, I ballsed up the embed. The only tutorial I could find was about five years out of date.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was a based retard, rahimahullah.
    Also obligatory tourist soundtrack, to bring back the comfy memories.

    https://hub.hitplayer.ru/?s=ya%20fauzaman

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder Abu Hajaar's ISIS captured more territory than Russia did in its first offensives

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Swamp Bulgarians
    WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU MEAN BY THAT YOU DISGUSTING SHITSKIN?
    GO EAT PISS SHIT AND DIE AND FUCK YOUR MOTHER, FUCKING GIPSY TRASH!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, the people who would eventually settle where Moscow is were Bulgarian Frontiersmen who left their mountain homes to seek greener pastures elsewhere.

      They first came to what is now Ukraine, but found it full of Swedes, so they decided to move on. A natural reaction, I'm sure we can agree.

      They came to a land of swamps and rivers which is the current Moscow region and then were faced with a bit of a dilemma.

      To the South was the steppe where proto-Cossack and Turkic tribes regularly raided each other and anyone who tried to set up a settlement there. Naturally, no one has time for that shit, so any expeditions inevitably came back to the swamps they started from.

      To the East was frozen tundra, bugger all in the way of usable resources and fucking tigers; so this was also a complete no go. So back to the swamps went they.

      This left them in a bit of a pickle.

      Do they swallow their pride and return back to Bulgaria, where it was relatively safe and civilised, and try to eke out a life back home?
      Or do they sit in their swamp, constantly having to rebuild their sinking town, and just put up with it?

      The ancestors of the people of Moscow decided on the later, and therefore the Muscovites are Swamp Bulgarians.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are retarted and this bait is too high effort.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Some were clad in the garbs of the womenfolk
    Sauce?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Im not, I feel bad for the ones who are just normal families. I dont want them in my country or around me or associating with me but when they stay in the sandpit i feel bad. i hope diaspora just gets killed

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