Imagine being a slave to your guns Posted on May 7, 2023 by PrepHole Contributor Imagine being a slave to your guns
Your mother is a slave to my dick
Fuck ya mudda
Fuck ya mudda
That’s why i dont clean them and i keep buying more, i have soo many guns that i can just rotate them whenever i shoot and never have to clean them
self-governing does not cease with hygiene and self-care, it extends much farther outside yourself and into your family, friends, hobbies and employment and chores. there is enjoyment to be had in the deeds.
>work will set you free
Post your life
Insofar as I'm a slave to anything I own. I vacuum my floor, I change the oil in my car, its no big deal.
Get a roomba, get your oil changed. Stop being poor
>he pays to have his oil chnged
Why would I pay somebody to change my oil? That's like paying somebody to fuck your wife or remove your appendix.
why are "manly" trad men so obsessed with cuckolding?
We all know why anon.
Well because obviously the manly thing to do is to make sure your wife is satisfied. And when you find out your small limp dick won't handle it, you gotta find someone else to do it. And watch so you know they're doing it right
>Why would I pay somebody to change my oil?
because there's almost no markup to the service over the cost of the oil itself and is significantly faster on account of garages having ways to lift or get under your car. they also dispose of the oil, saving a trip, assuming you aren't a piece of shit
having someone else change your oil is stupid because it's very easy, and because dealerships mess it up all the time.
I've never had my oil change fucked up, nor have I ever heard of a garage fucking it up. like you said, it's easy. especially when you have lifts
Dude, my brother literally works for one of those kwik-e lube joints. He' had techs forget to put oil in the car, and one guy left out the o-ring for the oil filter canister. They fuck up constantly.
I keep saying garage, not 5 minute oil.
One garage is as good as another. It's easy, which means people cut corners. Which means they fuck up. Especially where they have a profit motive to get it done faster.
They hire literal 19-year-old retards to work at those places. One cross-threaded my oil pan plug bolt and tried to deny it. I made them pay me like $700 to have the entire oil pan replaced.
>because there's almost no markup to the service over the cost of the oil itself
That used to be the case when oil changes were like $20 - $30. They are like $50 - $70 now, sometimes more. Can't image the oil and filter cost them more than $10, since they buy in mega bulk. So they are pocketing like $40 for every oil change, which takes like 20 mins.
Because I like supporting the nice family who owns my local lubestop.
This is the only legitimate answer.
It's not being "manly trad men," every woman I've ever dated has changed her own oil. It's fun, and you shouldn't let somebody else do it.
Because I can earn more sitting on my ass working from a laptop in the service lobby than the service will cost.
Self sufficiency is a virtue. If you think its admirable and flex-worthy to subcontract simple 20 minute tasks to other people, then good for you. I think that's lame though. As an aside, rich people have maids, roombas are for moron-rich numoney.
Do yall clean after everytime you shoot? Or do you do it less often?
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Man, I've been saying yall since I was a kid, not changing for you retarded gays.
>he's not larping as a retarded hick, he actually is one
with the first few guns I bought it was after every trip, maybe every other, now that the collection is in the double digits it's "when they're dirty." does it make cleaning the nooks and crannies more difficult? absolutely. does that matter when I'm already balls deep in the bitch with rags and solvent and parts and pieces across my entire desk? nah.
yeah, guns expensive and i like it clean simple as
I only bring 1 or 2 guns per range trip
Only clean it when it affects the function or when I want it to look nice. Only clean it immediately after a range trip if I shot corrosive through it
Marriage is a full time job anon
I'm not jacking up a car and crawling under it. If I had a pit or a lift I would change my own oil.
Are you too fat to get under your car?
Why do something like that when you can pay someone else to do the dirty work?
You clean your house? You mow your lawn? You maintain your car? You take showers and wash your clothes? You get a haircut? Imagine being a slave to life.
imagine being a slave to your body
>imagine performing basic maintenance on mechanical devices in your possession
Or just black?