I have an outside.
Why would I spend time and money to do those thing in someone else's outside?
1. You get there
2. You put up a tent
3. You go get some firewood
4. You process the firewood.
5. You make a fire.
6. You cook.
7. Walk around (optional)
8. You sleep
Why do I need to do that in someone else's outside?
And most of those things are just inside things.
And then on top of it all, you have to buy expensive gear specifically made for doing mostly inside things, but outside in someone else's outside.
I dun gettit.
stay home I guess
fpbp no one is going to convince you to do something you don't want to do. find a hobby you enjoy and do it.
>I have an outside.
Who speaks this way? Talk like a regular person, using the words and phrases we’ve all agreed upon. Stop being a homosexual.
I've struggled to express the same sentiment. Well said.
1. be esl
2. want to express a complex train of thought
3. lack sufficient command of english
5. write in a stylized, simple-english manner to hide the fact
6. also pretend you don't know how to greentext
7. ??????
8. the game
9. there was no 4
>be troll
>make bait thread on outdoor board
ftfy
>expensive gear
That's a meme.
>I have an outside.
Lucky you! If I wanted to camp in my backyard, my family would start bothering me in an instant, not understanding that it's them I need a break from. Solitude can be a luxury item that's hard to obtain.
Also geocaching is fun and there's no way you have that in "your" outside as well.
top kek, got me
>Who speaks this way?
Heckin millenials
Unfortunately, yes. However, it's a minority stuck in the early 2000s
I don't understand what you want or are trying to say.
Some of us get tired of our own "outside" and want to see a different, new "outside". Go outside.
Is your left arm numb? Do you smell burnt toast? Hit your head recently? Family history of missing half a brain?
>missing half a brain
I believe that's called Kennedy Syndrome
It’s a white thing, you wouldn’t understand.
You go outside and see nice scenery. That's the whole point. Camping helps you enjoy the scenery longer.
For me it's also the solitude and sense of independence.
develop some skills like stalking, tracking, foraging and navigating. Practice them in the wilderness. You have to remember that nature is the norm and our towns and cities are the anomaly.
It’s easier to practice stalking in the city.
Some nice outsides are a full dayhike( or multiple days) away so you need to sleep there somehow
Every point on your list of things is what I enjoy about camping, if that's not for you then this may just not be your thing. The phrase "someone else's outside" is extremely funny, although you're deeply insane for thinking in terms like this.
Can you hear these in your outside?
You might and it's perfectly fine, I don't so I go out to search for outsides that include them.
Where's that pic from? Looks like a landscape I've seen in a dream before
I litter a lot, so I prefer to do my outside stuff in someone elses outside.
You can chill at the spot and ignore the world exists or you can also explore the proximity of the spot. Would recommend both. Sometimes getting to the spot is a crazy adventure in itself.
>comes on PrepHole
>I dont like going PrepHole
bait used to be believable
>I dun gettit.
And you never will.
>I have an outside.
If you live in a city, you have a plastic imitation of 'outside'.
I-is he okay?
Killing an apex predator that weighs like 1000 lbs more than you with a high powered rifle is fricking cringe. There is no glory in that. Vikings used to come home with bear pelts that they obtained actually fighting a fricking bear. This is like flexing that you won a marathon on a bicycle. gays like this deserve to be mauled to death and buried in a closed casket
I've had bear meat. Have you had bear meat?
The apex predator is not dead in that pic.
>gays like this deserve to be mauled to death and buried in a closed casket
They routinely are, btw.
The frick they did. They had bows or big groups of people with spears. People never "fought" bears.
>I'm gonna be honest. I don't understand camping.
ok
/catalog
Yeah why
ok, stay home.
most city slickers are like that. like whats the big deal about being able to see a bazillion stars instead of the 7 brightest ones from downtown? you either get it or you don't and there's really no explaining it.
I did it this weekend to get away from the town I live in and away from my job; to enjoy the view, to have peace and silence, and not have to deal with anyone.
This is the answer. If you live in an irredeemable shithole of a town, going out to nature will heal your soul when you're not working your ass off to save up money to move to a nicer location permanently.
https://voca.ro/13f5NaO3bc3s
Spend money? What for? You just go out to the national forest land.
People who say you don't need to spend money to go PrepHole haven't actually left their parents basement in years.
Do you want to expound on this for the class?
Do you walk to the forest or do you drive? Do you go barefooted or in your flipflops? How do you stay warm in cold weather? How do you shelter yourself from the elements? How do you prepare a fire/what do you cook with?
I drive in the car I already have. I gather wood around where I go. I wear sneakers. I use walmart blankets I already have to line a hand me down sleeping bag I already have. My tent and sleeping bag are both hand me downs from the 90s. I cook on cast iron shit I already own and with my grills grate held on we stack up.
>I drive in the car I already have
So you do in fact need a car, gas, and insurance. That right there is a shitload of money just to get to the location.
> I gather wood around where I go.
How do you process it?
>I cook on cast iron shit I already own and with my grills grate held on we stack up.
>My tent and sleeping bag are both hand me downs from the 90s.
> I use walmart blankets I already have to line a hand me down sleeping bag I already have.
So your mommy and daddy funds your trips. None of these items were free, and not everyone is lucky enough to have a tent, blankets, sleeping bag, and a cast iron grill laying around.
It's sticks you break with your foot. You should already own all of these things. And you don't even need a sleeping bag or a tent. You can use a hammock and some blankets. You can get a hammock at harbor freight or costco for $10-20. If you don't already own a car you're not an american or you're a citybug and don't matter anyway. You don't even need a grill, you can just use rocks. There are many things people just own. And the point is you don't have to buy a camp set 9000 or hiking boots 5.0. I have just used regular ass shitty pans before as well. Not only that but if you go to a gay campground they already have a grill and fire pit for you and water and bathrooms. Problem there is people always pick all the dead brush and you will have to bring a bit of wood. I have some from sawing some dead osage down. Stop being a melodramatic homosexual and get a job. Or if you can't do that go sell some plasma. You'll get $400-500 a month just by selling plasma.
You don't go PrepHole. Stop larping.
>Not only that but if you go to a gay campground they already have a grill and fire pit for you and water and bathrooms.
These are like $30-40/day to reserve where I live
You're being needlessly obtuse. If you don't already have a vehicle and all the things that come with it then buying one to go outdoors is probably the least of your worries. Food? You're going to be eating at home anyway. Same applies to cookware.
At most, for a person that isn't already so poor any hobby is already prohibitively expensive, you need a sleeping bag and a tent. That's really not a big investment into a hobby. You may need to spend more to winter camp, but people that winter camp are usually already all in on going PrepHole.
So you're only right in that you do need to spend some small amount of money, but compared to almost any other hobby, it is very little.
I'm 16 and still in high school. Me and my girlfriend go out in the woods to do things our parents don't approve of.
They are ok with us camping, as individuals with our same sex friends,. They don;t understand the only reason we go camping is to enjoy: sex, smoking reefer, starting a fire, eating some food you cooked on the fire, drinking a couple of beers.
They may realize this is the only reason we go camping. They stopped camping when they were kids because they got their own places and could do all of the stuff in their own home.
I thought the only people that went camping were kids who wanted to make out and smoke reefer and drink beer, The Appalachian Trail is basically one 2,000 mile long hippie orgy.
I bet your outside sucks. If it doesn't, well mine does and it's not far enough away from all the homosexuals I live around. That's why I go further. Also, you're just glamping if you aren't practicing living with minimal resources.
>Why would I spend time and money to do those thing in someone else's outside?
Because there's something else fun to do there that I can't do at home, like a mountain to summit or a lake to swim in.
camping is like an extended cookout with your friends with various outdoor recreational activities interspersed. Go hiking, fishing, boating, tubing, etc then go back and do more cookouting. It's nice and enjoyable. What's not to get?
you got a great point. as someome with 3 "outsides" readily available the whole camping thing seems weird to me too. but this is how it works and i have done it myself
>99% of PrepHole doesnt have access to an "outside" so this is how they get it
>and if they do they sometimes want to see another "outside" for various reasons, it could be you need to camp there doing a hike from A to B or you simply want to be at that exact spot and its not part of your "outside"
You shoot guns and go fishing or kayaking with your friends. You're right if you're camping alone in a designated campground.