I'm going on a biking trip next month, what's the best kind of gun to carry when you're gonna be on a bike for 6+ hours a day?
I'm going on a biking trip next month, what's the best kind of gun to carry when you're gonna be on a bike for 6+ hours a day?
Eat a dick homosexual
Why the hostility?
>I'm going on a biking trip next month, what's the best kind of gun to carry when you're gonna be on a bike for 6+ hours a day?
velodog
cyclists are associated with dogmatic anti-human environmentalism that is actually very harmful to wildlife and man and urban social and economic control of rural areas by decree. Very often the most dedicated of this variety are also profoundly educationally challenged in the stem fields even though they attribute their beliefs and behaviours' to 'science' (just explaining don't blame the messenger)
All of the most avid bikers I know are engineers.
I get you but its a thing in urban areas with a large number of politicised ecologists. Tend to be very against anyone having a car as well.
Oh, well, I'm a straight white Christian man, so I don't live in an urban area.
this my childhood friend went on to become a mechnical engineer (then not find a job with his bachelor and end up working in a motorcircle repair shop for 15/h). He was constantly about that shit.
>>I'm going on a biking trip next month, what's the best kind of gun to carry when you're gonna be on a bike for 6+ hours a day?
>velodog
The Velo-Dog (also known as a Revolver de Poche ) was a pocket revolver originally created in France by René Galand, son of Charles-François Galand in the late 19th-century as a defense for cyclists against dog attacks.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velo-dog
samegayging vatBlack person. Slava Ukraini
>samegayging
meds now
Sorry I guess you are actually just a homosexual
NTA but who?
Some rando twitter user thats been posted here recently. Another thread had his twitter account and ziggers been using it to false flag.
Missed that. The answer is still velodog because it just has to be even though this is not late 19th early 20th century france. The answer is still velodog in obscure BP rimfire
i will never fully wrap my head around vatBlack person schizoposting.
If you're not going to post about the thread topic, then please leave the thread, thanks.
Where the frick am I supposed to get a velodog in a month?
from velodog.com
>Where the frick am I supposed to get a velodog in a month?
Try Here
https://www.naturabuy.fr/Revolvers-bulldog-velodog-cat-2008.html
>$450,000
no thanks
Oh well. You can frick off then.
Poor people's problems are not my problem. Frick off.
I'm the one telling you that the only correct choice is a velodog and you've also told me to frick off twice. Again the internet is not one person who you are replying to
>Again the internet is not one person who you are replying to
You said that to a different person, kek.
>You said that to a different person, kek.
Yes, you can do that. Kek.
fake and ghey screencap I see.
>false flagging
You're not fooling anybody. Stop being this blatant.
Ah you are just a simple schizophrenic who thinks the internet is one person arguing without about your current second thought
The one you can most easily put in your mouth and pull the trigger with
I don't understand why everyone replying is so angry.
I'm thinking a snub-nosed revolver makes the most sense. Something light.
M&P 9 Shield Plus
>Small and light enough to carry comfortably
>Safety so you don't shoot your nuts off going over rough terrain or if you come off your bike
>9mm and enough capacity to cap a Black person through a car door
Springfield Hellcat is another option.
If you need something smaller then there's the M&P Bodyguard 380 and normally I'd be fine with .380 but if there's a chance you'll be shooting through a car door or window then I'd want the extra oomph of 9mm.
Why a S&W over a Ruger?
The LCP and LCP II lack manual safeties or firing pin blocks. Given the risk of being hit by a car and going flying (if road cycling) or hitting a rut and going flying (if mtbing) is probably higher than the chance of you ever needing to draw your pistol I'd say you want to make sure the guns 100% safe if it hits the ground with force.
Frick off back to r/UkraineConflict you tourist scum.
Makes sense.
That just redirects to updog.org
>Frick off back to r/UkraineConflict you tourist scum.
Black person, you're replying to a zigger thats been using a twitter homosexual to false flag.
This homosexual is false flagging and using a picture FROM twitter to make a post. Why cant you morons recognize anything?
see
>If you're not going to post about the thread topic, then please leave the thread, thanks.
>False flag
He asked a question dude. I don't care where he got the picture from, that's completely irrelevant.
I googled "reddit ukraine" so I could tell the tourists exactly where they should frick off back to since calling them redditors kept getting my posts flagged as spam.
>complains about reddit
>proceeds to know about their specific subreddit
Pot meets kettle!
When I see a bicycle I am filled with rage. Why are you on a bicycle? Why do I have to see you on a bicycle? Get out of my way! I'm going to McDonalds! Frick!
>israel cycling academy
Why is everyone so hostile?, I wonder why anon
>da j00z
Nice bulge sonny
>Roadbike on an unpaved road.
Interesting. Personally I'd recommend a ruger LCP.
Not an LCP II?
the best one should be a gun barrel put against the roof of your mouth and fired, stop shitting up this board you fricking Black person.
>literal bait thread from a twitter literal who
Anon, why are you spamming this today? And why do you care about some literal whos on twitter?
>threads about weapons are now considered baitposts on /k/ - Eastern European Politics and Shitflinging
>gets outted for posting some rando twitter user
>proceeds to act dumb
Black person, WHY are you obsessed with a literal who?
Galil ace
homosexual israeli cyclist asking gun questions.
Kys.
you're on an iron horse. just strap a shotgun to the frame. You're going to be stopped when you pull it out anyways.
Cyclist enters Detroit suburb, stylish neon lycra outfit and correct padded helm, decides to stop and buy refreshments from a local vendor. Is challenged about ethnicity and where he is going to by local youths. Pulls 19th century pocket pistol designed to shoot dogs from a bicycle from lycra pants to defend himself. Locals collapse to ground in laugher. Escape by fast pedalling. Winrar
kek, this. Europeans are the dumbest frickers on the face of the planet. God Bless America.
I'm European and posted that. Bless you simpleton.
>I'm European
My condolences. I'm sorry your ancestors were too cowardly to take a boat over to the New World.
They were neither impoverished nor religious bigots so did not have to. Were yours salves or something? Are you a reparation?
Some of my ancestors were Anglican preachers. Most were German and English farmers.
bump
what?
while a firearm is a decent idea I would also recommend a well maintained saber so you can cut down pedestrians and larp as an 18th century cavalry officer
What weapon could possibly defend a cyclist from this?
Frick off israelite
Open carry with a slung AK on your back.
If you're gonna cross multiple states I suggest carefully planning your route so as to only go through States in where their carry laws are as friendly as in yours.