I'll admit I dress a bit eccentric and I currently live in a big city that's full of tourists and I work at a tourist trap where people deci...

I'll admit I dress a bit eccentric and I currently live in a big city that's full of tourists and I work at a tourist trap where people decide to treat me like an object and take my picture all day long. I'd mind a lot less if they had the decency to ask before doing it, I've had people shove a camera inches from my face without asking and they get upset when I get annoyed.
I like how I dress and I don't want to change it but I don't want people taking my picture incessantly.

What's something I can make that can deter photography? I was looking into infrared LEDs, which I think would work at night time if I made bracelets of them and just wore them, that way any electronic eye would have annoying bright spots, but I'm a bit concerned as I've heard infrared can damage your eyes because you don't know you're looking at a bright light.
I'm also looking at that clothing that's super reflective but only seems to work on flash photography.
Any ideas would be welcome.
I will be ignoring anyone saying I should just deal with, I hate tourists, I don't work directly with them I work on the decor and the such.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dress like a circus freak
    >In a circus
    >Don't want to be treated like a circus freak
    You need therapy, not infrared bracelets.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this a woman on my board

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Embrace it or don't dress like a weirdo?

      Only a woman could think like this

      Y'all joking? Women love attention. Why do you think Instagram exists?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone but the "dandies" has a look of disgust
        why they gotta hate

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only a woman could think like this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this a woman on my board

      kontribute or fk off

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ACK!

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no suitable answer to this stupid question, it's like standing in the middle of the road and asking if you can make something to stop the cars beeping at you

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can I either stop people from taking my picture or at least ruin any picture taken of me, you're telling me there's no answer to that question?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No answer that you want to hear.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >No answer that you want to hear.

          ^Wisdom

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct, there's no "thing" you can make
        Why would you even think that reflective clothing or bracelets would stop people from taking a picture in the first place? What deranged thoughts.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just want to deter it or ruin the photo, I n ow j can't stop people but I don't want people using my photo so my thinking is if I basically create something skin to lensflare via a necklace or bracelets it'll make any photo of me shitty And therefore unusable.

          how do you dress?

          Pretty much like a fancy pirate, I sew all my own clothes, no I'm not posting here. I'm a fairly private person and if j didn't have bills to pay I wouldn't work the job I do but I get to make historical stuff for a living and maintain it, which is definitely better than some job like a register worker imo. I just wish tourists had a bit more manners is all but I know that's not going to happen so the next best thing is to spite them and ruin any photos of me that I don't consent to.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do a Lilo and take a photo of them.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            > wish tourists had

            Wish all you want. That's moronic in a sense, because it won't change them as you believe. That's why you're stuck getting photos with tourists. Practical living skills are not taught to females with basedfathers, or basedmales. The rest of us are either taught or self-learn.

            You're doing the opposite of what a man would do. He's not drawing attention to himself. He's not working in a globohomometroplex. He's not dressed like a fancy pirate. You'd be better off being on the countryside, restoring old barns and houses and then selling them. People appreciate aesthetics (if they are not pure yids), and will pay more for a properly restored house. High dollar clients that pay, instead of grabbing you from nowhere.

            Save up 20-30 grand, buy a property, put it back together, then sell it. Work your way up.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              'based' = basedfathers, basedmales. Jannies are offended by the word 's 0 y'

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh ffs. s 0 y fathers & s 0 ymales

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            that sounds cute. be my gf and i have a few things to try to deter photography

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stas?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just... let them take pictures of you...? I don't get people who freak out about being recorded, especially in open, publicly accessible areas.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you dress?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    quit dressing like a freak

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    wear a hat with a sign than says "No Pictures Please"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >someone secretly puts a sticker over the word “No”

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hahahhaha

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Prequel pic
    Guaranteed t-word.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine thinking trannies have good enough taste for prequel.
      Be honest, the comic appeals to right wing extremists, trannies would despise the humor in it. Either that or you've never read the comic cause you're a homosexual.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I read it as it was coming out then stopped during the huge fricking hiatus because I had moved on.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never heard of it but cartoon animals are definitely a thing for freaks.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I read it as it was coming out then stopped during the huge fricking hiatus because I had moved on.

        Why does the government hate that website so much? Don't they just make fun of youtubers and shit like that, like a bunch of gossipy teenage girls?

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easiest answer is dressing differently. But since you won't do that, look into "anti-surveillance clothing". Lots of stuff out there, mostly impractical, but maybe you'll find some ideas, or even answers if you're lucky.

    This thing blocks all wireless signals, in and out.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the first real answer, I'll look into that.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surprisingly it also blocks all pussy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Surprisingly it also blocks all pussy.
        Surprisingly I don't think that will be an issue for the OP...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        A man wearing that shit in public, with no fear, probably gets plenty of pussy.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Start aggressively asking for tips and grabbing people's asses like a good mascot.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually OP there is a arduino based PN532-pulse-device called an Adafruit that is battery powered that you can wear and will genuinely disrupt a camera's aperture frequencl 'm just kidding you're moronic.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just ask for their insta then dab on them if they have less than 1000 followers.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dab on thee

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    post your fits

    i bet it's not the clothes but that you're an obvious malformed troony

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Generally speaking, cameras filter out IR/UV light because it throws off image color. Only thing you can get to their sensors is visible light, which leaves you without much in the way of options.
    Not much you can do for photos without a flash. From a detection standpoint, eyes are similar enough to cameras that any active system you come up with will have a hard time distinguishing between the two.
    For cameras using a flash, use retro-reflective tape on or as close to your face as possible. Other than that, maybe experiment with covering a surface behind you with it and see if it's sufficient to blow out the photo balance.

    As a fellow dresses-like-a-maniac, rock on

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >As a fellow dresses-like-a-maniac, rock on

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking low iq women shitting up my board.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't I once see some image about making an emp grenade with a Gameboy or something? Wouldn't that annihilate all phones nearby and save op from getting photos taken without consent?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Going to prison to stop people from taking pictures of you.
      Only a troony would do that...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        How would they know he did it? He could attach the wires so it only turns on when he zips up his coat or something

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Repeat destructive radio interference at a single location.
          It'd be very easy to find the deranged idiot that did it.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Depends how often he's doing it. I think it'd just work like a jolt. You'd have to look up what the area of effect is etc but you could probably get a couple of uses out of it, and it'd be so destructive I imagine he'd enjoy the few times he dares to use it

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Implying the feds don't launder evidence and wouldn't use his web history to know he was doing it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                OK if that's a bad idea then what would you suggest?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop dressing like a homosexual and get a real personality?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pirates are cool anon. Op can dress how he wants

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://hackaday.com/2016/10/12/become-very-unpopular-very-fast-with-this-diy-emp-generator/

    Here you go. Scale this up, make it safe, hide it in your pirate jacket, wire the on switch to a metal zip on your coat and then stop taking any of your own electronics into work. Godspeed pirateanon.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.wikihow.com/Build-an-EMP-Generator

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't I once see some image about making an emp grenade with a Gameboy or something? Wouldn't that annihilate all phones nearby and save op from getting photos taken without consent?

      what do they do exactly destroy them or just cause them to not work briefly

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never post again

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll admit I dress a bit eccentric

    That choice is to get attention so don't be a c**t when your stupid clothing choice has stupid result. There is no coldly pragmatic reason to deliberate wear Stupid Shit unless you are monetizing the attention it gets. You're incapable of wise choices because you're spergtarded so you are unable to understand what I just wrote.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you dress the exact same way at home on your days off? If not, then you have a performative issue in your psyche and should talk with a profesional.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Print out fliers with phalloplastys printed on them and slap them everywhere in your city in the dead of night. The more there are, the more likely the ones that come off the walls will end up on the ground and in some photo somewhere, and someone will mention it, and since that's pretty gory it'll get the photographer banned from most social media platforms.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please post a pic without your face

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