Become an employee in the Russian MIC refurbishing mothballed tanks after thousands of lost tanks and ifv’s at the front. Easily 2-3 years of work. Pocket all the money reserved for actual upgrades, i.e. thermals, fire control, etc.
Please elucidate in detail all of the ways in which Zelensky has been enriched by the war
And remember your handlers will review your work and poor performance WILL result in you dying in a ditch in the donbass, probably on video for us to laugh at
This is the real answer lol.
It would also appear that at least a portion of the weapons sent to Ukraine aren’t making it their soldiers and most likely some of those weapons will make their way out of the country and into the hands of private enthusiasts.
Then again as long as the US doesn’t do something really silly like I don’t know let a very prolific arms dealer go free n exchange for drug smoking, ungrateful third rate basketball player, as long as they don’t do anything that it’ll probably be fine
>as long as the US doesn’t do something really silly like I don’t know let a very prolific arms dealer go free n exchange for drug smoking, ungrateful third rate basketball player, as long as they don’t do anything that it’ll probably be fine
What a lunatic low IQ take.
It doesn't matter whether he's going to go back to arms dealing or not, it was a completely moronic self own of a deal that made the US a laughing stock.
I was also mainly joking, though not about the arms going missing.
This is the real answer lol.
It would also appear that at least a portion of the weapons sent to Ukraine aren’t making it their soldiers and most likely some of those weapons will make their way out of the country and into the hands of private enthusiasts.
Then again as long as the US doesn’t do something really silly like I don’t know let a very prolific arms dealer go free n exchange for drug smoking, ungrateful third rate basketball player, as long as they don’t do anything that it’ll probably be fine
>POLAND WANTS TO ANNEX UKRAINE JUST AS RUSSIA DOES
>ZELENSKY STEALS MILLIONS JUST LIKE PUTIN DOES
>THE WHOLE WORLD IS JUST ONE BIG RUSSIA, WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?????
I would just want to be able to be invisible and invincible. I'd scour the battlefields picking up magazines, rifles and gucci gear whenever I find it. Not even to resell it, just to enjoy it and shoot trash outside.
I dislike this war but the other day I saw a still image of some devastated slavs(ukie or russian I honestly do not know) and saw a wonderful bake' mag, and suddenly wished I was around just to pick shit like that up.
offer loans for rebuilding damaged infrastructure etc. at very fair interest rates and stakes in rebuilt infrastructure
oy i also have some friends who could do the rebuilding and eventual maintenance of said infrastructure my gentile friend, they are very good, i can get some special prices just for you too
I'd choose to make $1 for every shitty Ukrainian war thread every homosexuals and shill posts and be a millionaire by the end of the week. Thanks for the dollar, queerbait.
I did by shorting the shitcoin ruble in the first two weeks and got out before the halted trading so yeah
I feel bad not investing in rheinmetall and rather holding my uranium bags for the supposedly russian uranium ban which still not occurred (the only sector they didn't sanction lol)
Oh I don't know maybe something like send billions in equipment under the guise of supporting Ukraine in order to weaken the Russian military. But hear me out I would, hypothetically only of course, make tax payers pay for initial cost of the equipment while ukraine has to pay something similar to a lease in order to keep the stuff and get more. Then I would pressure EU countries I have a lot of influence over to give ukraine money and support so they can pay for said lease, preferably with monthly payment to cash in not only from tax payers but also from a country in debt for years to come and other countries that feel obligated to pay for it. Maybe even fuel the fire with a bit of shilling in news and social media.
Honestly if there was proof that the watch is legit a war trophy I'd be interested. Be cool to wear a genuine piece of militaria, straight from the frontline
Buy LNG freighter stock, raytheon, LM, start a tiktok page where i use my 4 years of experience as an MP to legitimize all my moronic takes on the war and get sponsored by world of tanks
sell defective ball bearings to Russian manufacturing factories
I get money, their machines get sabotaged, the money is drained from the side I want to lose.
The completely amoral yet most profitable way is to just sell weapons to both sides. In fact, just sell weapons to both sides of every war and you're guaranteed to get moronicly rich.
Well there is an internet LARPING company called the FORWARD OBSERVATIONS GROUP and they seem to be doing it pretty well, that or you could copy that one boomer from last year or Yaeger
Selling airsoft-tier polymer weapon attachments to both sides.
Seeing wooden stock AKs being used in a current year conflict in Europe (as opposed to africa/ME) triggers autism in me, worse than the abysmal online discussion, double think, and constant shilling.
As I currently do. Eating weird pancake things in Hitel Mozart Odessa rn.
Your ONE(1) job is to post cats you homosexual
look at him go!
exactly how people have already done it. Start a gofundme, then disappear with the profits.
Become an employee in the Russian MIC refurbishing mothballed tanks after thousands of lost tanks and ifv’s at the front. Easily 2-3 years of work. Pocket all the money reserved for actual upgrades, i.e. thermals, fire control, etc.
tg accounts fake crowdfunding for both sides
Scavenge battlefields for "trophies" to sell to slavaboos abroad.
Become a russian propagandist that pockets money from thirsty boomers: https://twitter.com/p_kallioniemi/status/1647199965540646913
>if you were to start profiting off of the ukraine war, how would you do it?
run for President of Ukraine
Please elucidate in detail all of the ways in which Zelensky has been enriched by the war
And remember your handlers will review your work and poor performance WILL result in you dying in a ditch in the donbass, probably on video for us to laugh at
This is the real answer lol.
It would also appear that at least a portion of the weapons sent to Ukraine aren’t making it their soldiers and most likely some of those weapons will make their way out of the country and into the hands of private enthusiasts.
Then again as long as the US doesn’t do something really silly like I don’t know let a very prolific arms dealer go free n exchange for drug smoking, ungrateful third rate basketball player, as long as they don’t do anything that it’ll probably be fine
>as long as they don’t do anything that it’ll probably be fine
bro I got some bad news
>as long as the US doesn’t do something really silly like I don’t know let a very prolific arms dealer go free n exchange for drug smoking, ungrateful third rate basketball player, as long as they don’t do anything that it’ll probably be fine
What a lunatic low IQ take.
It doesn't matter whether he's going to go back to arms dealing or not, it was a completely moronic self own of a deal that made the US a laughing stock.
I was also mainly joking, though not about the arms going missing.
Kek at the redditcucks who don't get the joke
>POLAND WANTS TO ANNEX UKRAINE JUST AS RUSSIA DOES
>ZELENSKY STEALS MILLIONS JUST LIKE PUTIN DOES
>THE WHOLE WORLD IS JUST ONE BIG RUSSIA, WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?????
I would just want to be able to be invisible and invincible. I'd scour the battlefields picking up magazines, rifles and gucci gear whenever I find it. Not even to resell it, just to enjoy it and shoot trash outside.
I dislike this war but the other day I saw a still image of some devastated slavs(ukie or russian I honestly do not know) and saw a wonderful bake' mag, and suddenly wished I was around just to pick shit like that up.
offer loans for rebuilding damaged infrastructure etc. at very fair interest rates and stakes in rebuilt infrastructure
oy i also have some friends who could do the rebuilding and eventual maintenance of said infrastructure my gentile friend, they are very good, i can get some special prices just for you too
talmudic
Ukraine offers 20% interest on dollars you put into their banks with 4% being taken back for the Army leaving you with 16% interest.
holy fricking shit is that true?
Yup
i don't know why I'm surprised
what a fricking grift
Offer to make political threads on the weapons board for a small fee.
>collect empty shells
>smelt them
>sell for profit
Do people in warzones not do this?
brass goblins be gone
I'd choose to make $1 for every shitty Ukrainian war thread every homosexuals and shill posts and be a millionaire by the end of the week. Thanks for the dollar, queerbait.
Buy stock in that South African neon plant.
>investing in short-term prospects.
Low energy.
Copper will be the new oil in less than two decades, and it will last.
i think you're ill informed about noble gas production, or, it depends if you feel western sanctions on china will hold.
but yes copper is also a safe bet.
~~* They *~~ start wars to facilitate human trafficking.
Invest in companies that produced whatever the US is sending to Ukraine or seem likely to in the future.
You missed the boat, nerd
I did by shorting the shitcoin ruble in the first two weeks and got out before the halted trading so yeah
I feel bad not investing in rheinmetall and rather holding my uranium bags for the supposedly russian uranium ban which still not occurred (the only sector they didn't sanction lol)
Oh I don't know maybe something like send billions in equipment under the guise of supporting Ukraine in order to weaken the Russian military. But hear me out I would, hypothetically only of course, make tax payers pay for initial cost of the equipment while ukraine has to pay something similar to a lease in order to keep the stuff and get more. Then I would pressure EU countries I have a lot of influence over to give ukraine money and support so they can pay for said lease, preferably with monthly payment to cash in not only from tax payers but also from a country in debt for years to come and other countries that feel obligated to pay for it. Maybe even fuel the fire with a bit of shilling in news and social media.
Just a hypothetical idea though.
be American MIC, if you can't get there get into Turkish or German MIC
Ebay
Honestly if there was proof that the watch is legit a war trophy I'd be interested. Be cool to wear a genuine piece of militaria, straight from the frontline
Buy LNG freighter stock, raytheon, LM, start a tiktok page where i use my 4 years of experience as an MP to legitimize all my moronic takes on the war and get sponsored by world of tanks
Traffic vulnerable Ukrainian girls to Israeli brothels.
Make videos about how Russia is actually winning and tellign the truth mainstream media are trying to hide.
I would run a company focusing on the rebuilding post-conflict, snatch the aid money
Sell military "surplus" to /k/ommandos
Buy up a ton of cheap real-estate that is bound to increase in value once the war is eventually over.
>buying land in Russia
ngmi
Is the joke that all of Ukraine will be part of Russia once the war is over?
sell defective ball bearings to Russian manufacturing factories
I get money, their machines get sabotaged, the money is drained from the side I want to lose.
Scavenge dead russians for small arms to turn into refurbished parts kits and ship 'em off to AOA.
The completely amoral yet most profitable way is to just sell weapons to both sides. In fact, just sell weapons to both sides of every war and you're guaranteed to get moronicly rich.
I would start selling ukraine flags and pro ukraine stickers and shit
This probably would earn more profit if the war had just kicked off
>how would you do it?
Own a big construction company and offer my services post war to the EU and Ukraine
Well there is an internet LARPING company called the FORWARD OBSERVATIONS GROUP and they seem to be doing it pretty well, that or you could copy that one boomer from last year or Yaeger
Get elected to congress.
sell russian widows into sex slavery (unironically the only way out of the economic hell they're sliding into)
I would beg the US and NATO for billions. Seems pretty fool proof so far.
Posting YouTube links on /k/
Selling airsoft-tier polymer weapon attachments to both sides.
Seeing wooden stock AKs being used in a current year conflict in Europe (as opposed to africa/ME) triggers autism in me, worse than the abysmal online discussion, double think, and constant shilling.
wood is nature's polymer
Condoms, disposable vapes in the shape of a AK barrel you put into your mouth and blue chew
Sell captured Russian uniforms at double the price as "war trophies".