If you were in charge of a party of adventurers in a fantasy world what weapons would you equip them with?
Only equipment that you'd expect to find in a typical high fantasy setting is applicable, so no firearms.
Let's also say that this party is expected to do most of its fighting in caves and dungeons so lots of narrow corridors and small rooms.
Just try marching behind that...
I will never understand horsefrickers.
maximum ass position all the time
indicates coital readiness by flagging her tail, winking and dripping, and backing you into a fence or stall wall
at least as loyal and loving as a human woman (although that's not a high bar to clear)
>at least as loyal and loving as a human woman (although that's not a high bar to clear)
lol
every time there's a question of
>why are you attracted to [x]?
it always just comes down to some dude not getting the right pussy
Feminism, the sexual revolution, gay rights, etc. have reduced women's value to their warmth and concavity, and there are lots of things that are warm and concave that are less troublesome to keep around than a woman.
yeah, we get it: you're unpopular with women and have turned to animal pornography out of bitterness
keep it to yourself
>he resents women so much he can't even fap to them anymore
yeah, that seems like a hypothesis totally grounded in reality
no, it's just a pornography addiction spiral. Not getting any sex and jerking off to increasingly more esoteric porn is a positive feedback loop.
post gun.
Nah I'm gonna keep posting about it while you seethe with reddit cope.
how do you think w- i mean he ended up here, anon?
Animal pussy is better
>Consent
Fricking loser. All of my sex is nonconsensual. I even rape myself.
there are people who were married but still found mares way sexier than women.
There are people like you describe, but outside of people who grew up on a farm they are realistically only dogfrickers. Horses are a massive investment of time and effort which nobody will go through without any real attraction
Clarification: I don't claim all dogfrickers are like that, I knew guys who were actually fundamentally attracted to dogs.
I'm claiming that out of men that frick non-human animals because they can't get women, almost everyone fricks a female dog. It's way way cheaper and easier to pay for a sugar daddy kind of thing than have horses, or just settle for a south east asian wife. A dog is something you can get on a whim in literally hours even if you rent an apartment. Horses are an entire lifestyle.
Explain how I got aroused by a mare at 11. I'm honestly unsure if I saw any porn before
>almost everyone fricks a female dog
Well yeah, most people aren't gay.
are you into female dogs? explain your motivation
are they sexy to you are do you just like sex itself
I'd think that "man's best friend, with benefits" would be fairly self-explanatory.
To be clear, I don't support or advise buying an animal with the expectation of fricking it, but if an animal you have has sexual needs that you can satisfy, why not?
I'm not saying it's inherently wrong, but I think there's a fundamental difference in motivation if you frick a b***h because there's no woman around (and the pussy is good enough), or because she actually seems sexy
so as I wrote, horsefrickers appear to be overwhelmingly the latter, while dogfrickers have a lot of the former
As far as I'm concerned, mare vs b***h vs woman is like blond vs brunette vs ginger, not 8 vs 7 vs 4—they're all equally desirable options in their own right, not an inferior substitute for something else.
interesting. do you get aroused seeing a b***h flag her tail? do you get aroused just seeing them walk?
It's something that draws my attention, like a girl wearing tight pants that show off her ass, but it's not like I'm popping a semi in public over it.
It's really not as complicated or alien as you seem to think it is.
hm, fair enough
Can't unsee, my mind has been corrupted 🙁
why did you have to point this out to me
i thought anon just posted a wrong image
Anon, you better put your seatbelt on. The internet is a strange place.
I have seen so many things...
And without realizing it,
you can
always go
Deep...
er...
I( grew up on a farm and I find bestiality utterly repulsive. I associate it with the third world and brown people and heroin addicts if anything. I assume you are an arab of some kind or another brown savage.
no I'm white
>utterly repulsive
argument from personal disgust isn't an argument, nobody forces you to look at it happening
sometimes i miss barneygay
kys
mares are sexy what's there to discuss
upper 1% of women don't even come close to an average mare
Me either. We’re deerfrickers around these parts
I just watched the Pixar movie Onwards with my kid.
The mom/widow is dating a police centaur.
The implications of this aren't mentioned anywhere.
But to keep it on topic, centaurs would be great occupation forces/riot police. Horse cop with less panic potential.
>But to keep it on topic, centaurs would be great occupation forces/riot police.
Seems like they'd be really easy to disable though
Theres centaur cops in Bright as well.
this makes me curious about the tactical uses of riding on a centaur backwards
perhaps the ideal there is a saddle setup that makes rapid switching for the rider possible, so the centaur/centaur rider pair can swap between dual frontal assault and the rider covering the centaur's retreat/repositioning. opens up interesting infantry formation tactics
pencil dick
I don't get the guys who want to frick actual horses. MLP mares I can understand - all the good parts of horse pussy attached to a sapient, sweet-natured being.
But a dumb animal that's liable to shit on you mid-coitus? No thanks.
>liable to shit on you mid-coitus
[citation needed]
Nice try, scatgay.
So you're just making shit up to make mares look bad.
/k/:
>Ooh the gays and the trannies are evil degenerates
Also /k/:
The dichotomy is extremely important and veryv nuanced.
lurk moar newbie, /k/ has always been for doe raping solely for the purpose of hunting... of course
sex with horses good
troonys bad
simple faks
/k/horse and dear wives
Trannies are degenerate freaks because they DONT frick horses, idiot.
i'd only frick a horsegirl if she had a frontpussy where her human parts begin.
Fricking homosexual loser
What if she had both?
that would be acceptable, also DOTR soon fellow wizard.
She's powered by hay, the carrots just give a temporary speed boost.
So like a human but with weird legs? Better get a satyr instead...
imagine showing hitler this image
What if someone went back and did show him?
Did you think he shot himself just because of the Soviets?
It is blonde and has blue eyes, technically.
why are you gay?
I like monstergirls but when they have a different kind of pussy it just is wierd to me
See at that point why does the female even have a horse half, clearly everything vital is in the human half and she just has a very large leg section
>I like monstergirls but when they have a different kind of pussy it just is wierd to me
But that's the whole point, it's like how women like different monsters for the different shaped dicks.
Fools, all that matters is that breeding a magical woman produces magical heirs, who will be advantaged over the common folk.
I thought people like monstergirls because unlike human women, the monster is on the outside and the good part on the inside
Yeah.
Women go way more into monster fricker territory than men do. Among Mass Effect players the most popular romances among male players were Liara and Tali(human woman but blue/purple with one or two non human features), whereas among female players the most popular was Garrus(the bone plate covered bird man thing)by a wide as frick margin.
Garrus is an absolute chad to be fair.
>Tali(human woman but blue/purple with one or two non human features)
nobody liked that shitty photoshop
People wanted to frick her way before that shit. Plus it's funny that because of all the outrage from that bioware straight up replaced that photo in the legendary edition.
I think that has more to do with most players playing as male/female Shepard according to their IRL gender, feeling obligated to frick an AYY LMAO since it's a sci-fi game, and avoiding the resulting gay/lesbian romance options. I don't think you can draw the conclusions you're drawing without there being a wider cast that includes at least one female "monster" and male rubber forehead alien.
>among female players the most popular was Garrus
I mean....its Garrus....understandable.
Because for women character counts more than looks.
And let's be honest, Garrus has a great body too, only his face is bit off.
>Because for women character counts more than looks.
lol
Thats half because you weren't given anything non-human to romance in Mass Effect until Andromeda, if you were playing as a male.
This being said, I agree with your assessment. Most men have a very, very enclosed perception of what is attractive, and thusly do not get into monster fricking at all unless its very much on the safe side. Just look at the sexual dimorphism in fantasy races, for instance.
>Just look at the sexual dimorphism in fantasy races, for instance.
Thats due purely to how most weebs and anime artists are actually turbo normies masquerading as unusual in their tastes. Men have an exponentially higher ability to abstract sexual imagery than women do, men will jerk off to stick figures and bird headed women and always have.
>Turbo normies
That's precisely it, the normies, the majority of men, cannot and will not find monster stuff attractive.
I suppose one could abstract that teratophilia rates are a result of cultural values.
Meritorious values women see in men (At least in the majority) are physical strength and size, individual capability, assertiveness and aggression. The archetypal "alpha male", tired and overused as the term is. From there it is not so much a stretch to see how something which emblemises these traits, say, a werewolf or an orc, could be perceived as attractive.
However, the ideal feminine traits (Of popular view) tend to clash with teratophilic tendencies. Submissiveness, softness, obedience, grace and somesuch do not work quite so well with monstrous appearances (One does notice an uptake in female domination among male monster enthusiasts, but then that taste is very much the exception rather than the norm in common society)
Furthermore, physically, women's ideals align far better with monstrous appearances than mens. The ideal male form is perceived as something like Alan Ritchson or Chris Hemsworth. Tall, fit and strong. Admittedly, ugliness is frowned upon, but then something like a werewolf or Turian isn't ugly insomuch as its appearance has a set of appealing aesthetics different to that of a handsome man.
Coversely, the ideal female shape has largely been one of either slim grace and fertile softness. Muscle and strength are discouraged, and height viewed as a disadvantage. Look at that anime lizard girl again, tell me if you see any significant muscle mass. Again, there are outliers among men, but they are not the common opinion. Being smaller than the male is nearly always a necessity, mostly for the retention of masculine ego.
To conclude, on both a physical and societal standpoint, the desired characteristics for men in women are much closer aligned to teratophilic tendencies than those of women, thus
Turbo normies are an exaggeration of regular normies that exceeds and parodies their traits.
Anything vaguely feminine and fertile, most men can imagine fricking.
what the hell is that pic of two hot lizard people supposed to illustrate?
reminds me of the "no monster breasts" tumblrinas who were literally just imposing their own insecurities about their bodies on other people's fantasies in the delusional modern feminist belief that sexuality can be "incorrectly taught", an act far more unjustifiable than liking reptilian tiddies and much, much more like an attempt to enact conversion therapy on a cultural scale because that was more realistic to them than just accepting that they behaved unattractively. the truth is they knew they could never compare to the characters, so they attacked the outward appearance. meanwhile, the actual appeal goes pretty much like
said:
the most popular monstergirl characters are almost invariably just good - even if only subtly so - people. human women that complain about monstergirls... aren't. that's a big part of why they've lost their influence in the cultural long game, and are now relegated to culturally downstream enclaves on twitter and tumblr whining about snake breasts. many of them were so pathologically hateful and toxic they destroyed their own careers, and occasionally took entire companies down with them. they'll never claw their way back to their early 2010s zenith, and this is quite annoying to the people who used them as a boogeyman (see: the "SJW" accusations becoming increasingly vague and worthless as their intended target fades into irrelevance all by itself)
in short, you WILL frick the bug girl, and you WILL compliment her bug breasts. arthropod monstergirls are OP, after all. who on /k/ wouldn't want a GF with a body made of weapons?
Do people really find this arousing? It clearly just has an itchy butt.
At least centaurs have the half-human aspect going for them
She probably does just have an itchy butt, but it is still an attractive female grinding her ass on something.
where's lee when you need him
M2 carbines chambered in .22 spitfire / 5.7 johnson spitfire.
you area a man of taste and integrity
>5.7mm johnson
I prefer my 5.7 inch johnson, thank you very much.
>expected to do most of its fighting in caves and dungeons
So why the frick you bring a centaur? That's like the worst environment possible unless they're pony sized.
>So why the frick you bring a centaur
Improve morale for the males in the group.
She just pulls the cart we keep our equipment in and guards it while we're in the dungeon.
>unless they're pony sized.
e-girl centaur?
Disgusting. It would be a shortstack centaur.
Gay, Clydesdale lower half or out of my sight.
ToT
The best centaur porn I've seen was the e-girl donkey centaur who was insecure because she thought the horse centaurs were prettier than she was
sauce
Buckler, crossbow, shortsword, gladius, caltrops, mace, axe
>t. Limited understanding of actual combat
I suppose you could use some of your excavation/climbing equipment as a weapon in a pinch
In a high fantasy world I'd strongly reccomend bringing some kind of wizard/priest/excorcist/specialist trained to disarm magical traps and treat hexes/curses
Supply runs for additional supplies and transporting all those ancient valuables
would you frick a centaur, anons?
of course assuming the centaur is female and has a nice, feminine penis
Would the penis be on the horse parts, or the human parts?
horse parts, obviously
if it were on the human parts it would be a human penis, and thats disgusting
Passes the Harkness test.
The Titan/Wizard/Demon trilogy of scifi books by John Varley has sooo much human/centaur sex. Like he actually made diagrams of the various possible combinations, it is hilarious.
go on
>tfw no centaur gf
Why must reality always find new ways to disappoint and/or enrage me?
I-Is it normal that it pulsates this way ?
Yeah. Visual signal for stallion and also helps to spread pheromones.
Spears or other variations of polearms. Swords, axes, maces, etc were all considered sidearms
Skallagrim your wife and her boyfriend are done you should get to bed.
Actual medieval warfare didn't take place in dungeons. In small spaces something maneuverable like a sword would be better.
>Swords, axes, maces, etc were all considered sidearms
Yeah, and what do you think tunnel rats took into the VC tunnels systems?
Something big and bulky isn't going to be much good in tight quarters
>Swords, axes, maces, etc were all considered sidearms.
This is your brain on contrarianism.
>Lust provoking image
>irrelevant time-wasting question
sex
Easy. picrel or poleaxes
Polegays literally cannot stop themselves from saying moronic shit
Ok then gay, if poleaxes/hammers piss you off then warhammers and hand axes
Or, for a sword, maybe Sabres or Messers of some variety
>Okay if you don't like my wrong answer so much then what about the exact opposite???
Glad you agree lol
You want stabby swords not swingy swords inside a dungeon. Swingy swords get caught on shit.
(Grab the sword i know it's within arms reach of the desk and try delivering a killing stroke without having to patch your drywall)
Every professional fighting force in history that had to fight in cramped conditions picked short blades that were fantastic at slashing when they could. Katzbalger, Cutlass, Wakizashi, Cinquedea, Kukri etc.
Have fun hitting the ceiling and walls
that's what the pointy bit is for, dipshit. and you can get shorter ones and grab further up on it too if need be.
>make long clubbing weapon
>add short spike
>use as unwieldy, shitty spear
>get mogged by thrusting sword
Triple down on your moronation. Please.
>implying you can't use a weapon for more than one thing
Anon, that's like saying you can't shoot your gun if you have a bayonet on it. Obviously it's not quite as good at being a spear as an actual spear but you gain a lot from having the utility available (or °at least you did before rates of fire started to get too fast for charges).
AA-12s,
You guys do realize that all female centaurs started out as male adventurers and got transformed by evil forces, right?
>all female centaurs
But then where did the male centaurs come from
female adventurers
>but
they're *evil* forces, what'd you expect
Their dicks, duh.
So how exactly does that make it worse?
That might be gay anon.
Bullshit. The methodology of cenatur creation has been well documented.
https://exhentai.org/g/1277423/3c48c4b0d5/
MAC-10s with AP ammo and surpressors
Are you suggesting it isn't? Bestiality elevates a beast, but homosexuality degrades a man.
The difference is that homosexuality is between two consenting, mentally capable individuals.
If you think a mare can't express her consent, or lack thereof, then by all means go try and rape one.
*Shtonk*
Brrapp thrrrph pfffrpfr *shits itself*
*dies X-( *
?t=51
Rape is a social construct anyway.
>when she elbows you in the nose during the excitement and you bleed profusely all over the sheets and now the wall too as you balance yourself while getting up
>shes in hysterics, crying and apologizing and asking if she should call 911 for you while you try to staunch your bleeding nose in the bathroom.
>you will now have to staunch the flow, clean up , AND calm her down before resuming.
Man.
>owner fricking tells you its frick time
>you fricking love frick time
>brings over a fricking frick mare
>you fricking love frick mares
>your owner says the fricking frick mare is ready to frick
>the frick mare doesn't seem fricking into fricking
>but your owner says its fricking frick time
>go over to fricking frick mare and ask if she wants to frick
>she fricking fricks you right in the fricking face with a fricking kick
>everything fricking thing goes dark as frick
>but your fricking owner said it was frick time what the frick did you do wrong
>wake up the frick up in a field you haven't fricking seen in your fricking life but the grass is green and seems to go on forever so frick it it's not so bad kinda peaceful
>maybe if you search this new fricking place you'll find some frick mares to frick
Rest in fricking peace you horny frick bastard enjoy the pasture in the sky.
he's just like me
>Horse dies of thirst
Anon how is a person going to overpower and rape a horse?
>t can’t believe he’s defending beastiality
>Are you suggesting it isn't? Bestiality elevates a beast, but homosexuality degrades a man.
>implying bestiality doesn't degrade a man
name one popular horsefricker
Every Mongolian ever.
Mr hands
He didn't frick a horse, a horse fricked him. And that was his mistake
Katherine the Great
>picunrelated
That was just propaganda by her political enemies.
Like Napoleon supposedly being a midget.
Lara Croft
that one piece of artistic work ruined an entire franchise
>ruined
That’s a bold statement
Equipment
>3x short barreled pump shotgun
Mostly 3" magnum steelhead slugs, but some buckshot, door breeching, and non-lethal rounds as well
>3x AKS-74Us
Only RPK mags
>at least 3 flash grenades and 3 HE grenades per person
>6x Night vision monoculars
>6x thermal monoculars
not really sure what to do for armor, might be some kind of modern helmet, then a load-carrying vest over some plate and mail?
>6x first aid kits
Party members
>3 human guys
>3 Arachnes/Spidergirls. They can sense all kinds of shit we can't in enclosed spaces, can set traps, and can carry gear on their abdomens
>Arachnes
Black person you could just run a party of them
They would murder any cave/dungeon
>silenty walk along the ceiling
>stealthfully snatch, incapacitate, kill any sentry
>They see in the dark, no Night vision required
>their webs can stop bleeds
>They can shut down entire hallways with enough webbing
>feast/hydrate off their victims, can sustain cave/dungeon raids for days on end
Then you just give then a gun to finish off the big bad
Spidergirls are OP
At the end of the day, horses fail the harkness test.
Unless it was the Houyhnhnm in Gulliver's Travels, but I dont want to frick them because they're snobby elitist buttholes
Harkness was a gay, who cares
>It doesn't have to be able to consent
see
a horse can definitely consent
but would you frick a male horse?
Nah that's gay bro.
>Arachne for dungeons
>cat girls for jungles
>slimes for caves
>Centaurs/Minotaurs for plains
>harpy’s for reconnaissance
>wolf girls for tundra
>dragon girls for mountains/volcanoes
>lamia for deserts
>sharkmaids for oceans
>all of them for wholesome love and raising a family
>grizzlies for forests
I'd honestly frick a horse before I frick a man. When I was a kid I'd fap to animals sometimes without really knowing what I was doing or why, but never to a man.
>How many children do horse frickers molest?
depends on your definition of "child"
>tfw saw shota horsewiener at the park last week
Man, it's over for me.
>Only equipment that you'd expect to find in a typical high fantasy setting is applicable, so no firearms.
welcome to the 1300s.
I'm gettin me gonne
High fantasy is like medieval europe, but it isn't actually medieval europe (hint: there's magic and dragons and shit). Most fantasy settings won't have guns.
War hammer Fantasy would like a word with you
>there’s magic
Magic guns are still more magic than gun
i will beat you with 30 handunners for your insolence
Okay but then why you post magic gun initially?
>Shit, Black that’s all you had to post!
because ratling guns arent as magic as they seem and are outright stated to be mostly a combo of steam power and hand cranking
He probably assumed you were vaguely familiar with the popular franchise he was referencing.
Also the rat people guns aren't really that magical, they use powder and a bullet and fire at similar speed to a musket.
Guns are basically already magic; you just point at something and it dies.
>fighting in caves and dungeons so lots of narrow corridors and small rooms.
Strap buckler. Free left hand carries torch. Right hand carries hammer. Superior to knives or swords because they can't get stuck. Optional to have axe head towards the back. One hammer side and one axe head side.
Bruh, they can pick their own shit. Even worse-when as a DM I made loadout suggestions my players shut me down with "bro we're not RPing being an army death squad or something".
Now personally I usually go for a two-weapon setup in DnD where I have a ranged and melee option or two melee options that are both versatile and spec all my feats/class features around them.
Ex. 1-my scholar dude who has a rifle and a big-ass knife
Ex. 2-my Artificer dude who had vibroblades and an oversized handgun.
In general I prefer the idea of having some kind of fallback.
Warhammer Fantasy is high fantasy and has guns, so I ignore your restriction. Everyone gets an auxiliary blunderbuss, with their principle weapons being stabbing swords.
Can you all just post more centaurs with weapons (optional)?
What the actual frick is this thread?
You dared enter the magical realm.
It's usually more of a /tg/ meme though.
The best kind of thread
Yes. And Black folk are nothing more than unbehaved animals
>Let's also say that this party is expected to do most of its fighting in caves and dungeons so lots of narrow corridors and small rooms.
Plate armour and any strong robust blade that can thrust. The man in plate advances and grabs enemy weapons in his gauntlets if possible and the people behind him hold their swords in the right hand and and thrust forward and back mechanically while supporting the blade in the left hand gauntlet, wither side of the man in plate ahead. this is how we cleared, there are no swings no strokes just these blades like a machine This can be over the lead mans shoulders or at his hip beneath his arm . It is most effective against lightly armoured opponents. It is exhausting and demands fit men. The lead is the human metal wall the two(or more) men behind are just human motors powering the blades stabbing forwards continuously. This is what was done and I know because I have fought like this and watched others. Tis is how doorways and narrow passages were held. The counter to it is incendiaries in clay pots and wooden hoops that were bound in highly flammable cloth dipped in pitch and oil mixes and yes they were around back then too. No one will believe me here so I am safe to post this.
Stay on topic please this is a horse fricking thread.
H O R S E F U C K I N G T H R E A D
Did you get sent back from an isekai or something?
I am 400 years old (roughly). Because of this I had to move around every 50 years (or more often) and so saw some interesting things. What I describe was how we fought in the 17th century before firearms were everywhere
Awesome. I hope you're writing memoirs, these would be likely to yield interesting perspective from this kind of time traveler. In contrast to someone who you know, jumps at discrete moments.
>17th century
>before firearms were everywhere
Are you a time traveling moron or something?
>This is what was done and I know because I have fought like this and watched others
Ok
Fricking around or not, this was neat. Keep posting.
>half of the newbies are shocked by a bit of BESTiality
>the other half sees an excuse to post a weird blend of /PrepHole/ and /misc/ cope
I just want to shag deer for God's sake.
deer pasta in one thing turd worlders salivating over animal fricking is another
>Only equipment that you'd expect to find in a typical high fantasy setting is applicable, so no firearms.
Frick that. I'm explaining firearms principles to a Dwarven blacksmith and my squad will have P90s within a week. Another week of adventuring with OP weapons and I'll buy a bunch of mythril to build ultra light SMGs with ultra high chamber pressure because of the super strong and light fantasy metal. I'm gonna have a 50 round sub gun that shoots .30 cal at 3500 FPS and weighs less than a Glock.
>I'm gonna have a 50 round sub gun that shoots .30 cal at 3500 FPS and weighs less than a Glock.
Have fun holding onto that fricker. Strong and light materials don’t make recoil disappear
No, but the Bracer of Unshakeable Aim +2 does
well first up what opponents are they expected to face?
poleaxe and longsword
Imagine how big her horse wiener is
>party of adventurers in a fantasy world what weapons would you equip them with?
With SU-57 and Armatas.
>If you were in charge of a party of adventurers in a fantasy world what weapons would you equip them with?
condoms
>/k/ - Fantasy Creatures & Actual Bestiality
/k/ - Horse fricking
>CAPTCHA: H0RJNY... so close
Full wizard squad. Some healers and some dps. Frick a sword if magic is real. We'll bring a paladin to open jars.
Once you go mare, women can't compare
indeed
Sauce?
mare holic, i forget which edition
This thread is absolutely disgusting.
(You)
I cannot condone beastiality. HOWEVER, sex with a centaur girl is not beastiality, because she would be capable of consent. It would take me a bit of time to get over the bottom half, but if it's love, anything's possible.
Tied for best girl in Monster Musume, right next to the cute shy Cyclops sniper girl.
Spidergirls are consistently best girls and I won't hear otherwise. Of course you're free to have inferior taste if you like.
Do you even need to use condoms withs spidergirls? Can't they just make one on the spot for you?
>condom
What are you fricking gay?
So we all agree on female human body on male horse body when it comes to centaurs, right?
YES
Nah the horse half should be hermaphrodite
Is this an edit?
It’s a translation from a dhibi doujin.
Imagine if she was mounted by a trusty steed instead...
You sound like someone that needs to grab some Pixiu buttocks.
Cowboy shit.
nah. this is just a /misc/tard (the tell is, obviously, the completely worthless invocation of US election politics) projecting its own deficient firearms knowledge on a board dedicated to weapons. many things besides firearms can be weaponized, and weapons can be used for a large variety of purposes - that's the actual reason /k/'s subject matter is so flexible.
sorry to hear you fell for something so moronic. i hope you make a full recovery.
>invasive bestiality moron kicked out of the board more than once trying to feign superiority
Your "stealth" Kero the Wolf-esque threads about fricking roadkill were obliterated back when this place had real moderation. Now that was thrown in the garbage so nothing is stopping you from sharing your fantasies by force. You also don't own a weapon so don't reply to me, Black person.
>tilting at windmills
who exactly do you think i am, moron? you sound unwell.
>is in a literal roadkill-fricker thread
once again, this level of delusion is not healthy. nobody here is talking about roadkill but you, and you seem to want to frick it. that's frickin weird, bro.
nta but the armchair psychoanalysis makes you look like a giant homosexual
Na, it makes him look right. Frick off, or frick horses.
I will NOT frick the horse
I will go to the sharty and drag lee to this thread by his fricking ear. HORSEFRICKERS THIS IS YOUR MINDSET
>I will NOT frick the horse
okay gay
>n-noooo you must validate my disgusting sexual proclivities or you're le gay :,,(
I accept your concession
I don't care whether you validate my parking or not; you're a gay because you came to a thread you knew would be full of something you don't like and felt the need to post about how much you don't like it instead of politely fricking off so that us men of culture can discuss FRICKABLE HOT SLOPPY MOIST HORSE c**tS in peace.
>fantasy setting thread
>HURR YOU KNEW WE WOULD WANT TO FRICK HORSES IN HERE HURRRR
I accept your concession
If OP didn't want horsefricking talk, maybe he shouldn't have started the thread with a barely-relevant lust-provoking image.
Are you moronic? Whatever they are skilled at.... if they are a bunch of idiots id just kill em.
I feel like having an entire human torso and upper limbs on the horse would make them too front-heavy and thus they would need stronger front legs
does
look like weak forelegs to you?
a centaur is unironically better balanced than a freestanding bipedal human. we're very strange animals
meaty
>fricking mares
Based as frick
>fricking e-girls
Degenerate pedophiles.
>Only equipment that you'd expect to find in a typical high fantasy setting is applicable, so no firearms.
Then I choose a gun-like weapon that shoots..spells or something. It can magically reload, too.
reasonable
So a quiver full of Wands of Fireball?
i choose to ignore OPs no guns rule cause frick that fantasy+age of blackpowder best combo
I see you are a man of taste as well.
Mounted weapons would be best for centaur like bows, lances, sabres, spears. But they work best on open plains.
In this case if a centaur can't fit in the cave, dungeon or narrow corridor then she wouldn't be able to fight anyway, so they should be large enough to accommodate the size.
A spear/polearm and huge kite shield would be best combo for a centaur in cramped space. The size of a centaur and shield alone should create a wall that would be difficult for others to bypass
i wouldn't go into cramped tunnels intending to fight in melee for all the money in the planet, fantasy or otherwise
smoke em out, or flood them, or failing that, give up
How did nobility buy their personal weapons? Did they have master smiths / artisans in their direct employ? Did they commission stuff from big names in the realm? Was it normal service gear they had dressed up?
>swordsmith, I'm going on Crusade and need your biggest, sharpest sword
Have a section of halberdiers, and crossbowmen. Alternatively, make a heavy infantry unit with spears and shield, equipped with shortswords.
If imma go full high fantasy, Dragon Knights frick it.
Eventually we'll crack gunpowder anyways, or use a magical equivalent, then we can get musket sections going.
>a section of halberdiers
>make a heavy infantry unit with spears
You know adventurers are usually groups of four that do most of their fighting in cramped, indoor conditions, right?
If the dungeon's hallways aren't at least 10 feet wide they aren't up to code.
there was no legitimate reason to delete this post lmfao
This may just be my autism activating but imagine the caloric needs of a centaur. A horse body with a human brain would need ungodly amounts of calories. We're talking 25,000 a day minimum. And since they have a human mouth and teeth they can't just eat graze on hay all day.
If horses could process meat better they'd need to eat less.
Further, Imagine how well a centaur can process food with it's magical double body.
Assuming a centaur would be capable of surviving on an omnivorous diet like a human they would still need to eat constantly. A pound of beef has about 1000 calories in it so you're talking about 20 to 30 POUNDS of beef per DAY depending on workload just to prevent loss of body mass. Obviously a centaur can carry a lot more provisions than a human but you're still going to be limited in the long term. Food security would likely be a major facet of centaur culture and it wouldn't surprise me if conflict over food was a mainstay of a hypothetical centaur species. Also centaurs would be eating constantly, several hours a day at least, and it would do a number ln their teeth. They'd likely need either regenerative teeth like sharks or more than 2 sets like humans get.
A Centaur would basically be able to eat almost anything organic and it's body would extract nutrients out of it far far more efficiently than a horse or human would. A centaur would have to eat less than most working horses, and could process fat and oils(way higher in calories than hay or lean meat per pound) even better than a human could, and way better than a horse could.
>A Centaur would basically be able to eat almost anything organic and it's body would extract nutrients out of it far far more efficiently than a horse or human would
I mean, that's possible, but I'm operating under the assumption that chemistry and biology still operates the same way it does IRL. Caloric density is caloric density. There's only so much energy you can extract chemically from food unless you invent new biological processes. The Krebs Cycle can't get more than 1 calorie of energy out of 1 calorie worth of food.
>A centaur would have to eat less than most working horses, and could process fat and oils(way higher in calories than hay or lean meat per pound) even better than a human could, and way better than a horse could.
Pure tallow is still only about 4000 calories per pound and I assume that they're not drinking straight melted fat.
Also from a world building point of view I kind of like the idea of centaurs being inherently food insecure. It provides a good exploitable weakness for an otherwise very powerful fantasy race. Also it's cute to imagine going on adventures with a centaur GF and she keeps badgering me for treats from my pack.
Centaurs would be best adapted to a nomadic lifestyle similar to the ones of the tribes their invention was inspired from.
Ironically, they'd probably have a diet consisting of almost exclusively animal products (Dairy Products, meat, and animal fats) like the Mongols, which would allow them to sustain their massive bodies and go without sustenance for long periods of time as well (just like the Mongols).
Were mongols actually bigger than euros in the times they fought each other?
Probably taller than your average European but not the Nordic people. What does make them seem distinctly larger is how broad their torsos are.
Today it seems that in Mongolia at least people who have lived for generations in the nomadic lifestyle are taller than those who have sedentary roots.
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What are the breasts on a centaur for? Wouldn't they have to bend down to nurse? Do they still have nipples by their back legs?
They have 2 sets. That includes vegana.
>superior horse genitals
>inferior human pussy
just why?
also weird fantasy aside, the womb in the human part is impossible because how does birth works from the front
or is it supposed to be a sex toy front vegana that has no other function?
The front womb is for sex with men, the back womb is for sex with horses and perverts. Both work as expected.
Do they both produce centaurs, or...?
it's a mystery to everyone
I don't think there's any mammal that has a 90 degree curved birth canal.
Try to actually imagine how it could work. It wouldn't. Unless the baby is teleported from the womb, but with magic all logic goes away.
At best you would have to put the front vegana between the front legs.
The impossibility of the front womb aside, it's just dumb. The main issue in humans is that we have too large heads to pass through the birth canal. Centaurs don't have that issue. They could easily have much, much larger brains given the human skull structure and easily pass through the mare end
>They could easily have much, much larger brains given the human skull structure and easily pass through the mare end
>Baby centaurs are born not only with the capacity to run like regular foals, but with the mental capacity to use a bow and arrow and advanced tactics.
Absolutely terrifying.
>[centaurs are] just dumb
yeah
I mean... there's definitely an advantage in having hands, retaining human dexterity and control
1. can run faster
2. sexy~
3. no birth canal size issues. Brain size can grow much more.
4. did I mention that mares have sexy asses?
5. can transport a lot on their backs
disadvantages
1. needs more food
2. needs more space (hmm - not that big of an issue really - just a matter of designing infrastructure from the start)
one possible variant is to have males be men, but females be normal mares, in the sense that a female is always a mare and the man is always a human.
There are no birth canal size issues. Additionally the husband could ride his wife to travel.
Personally I think this option is the best tradeoff
>tfw no mare wife with H-cup crotchtiddies who reliably squeezes out strong sons and cute filly daughterus
>What are the breasts on a centaur for?
me
Attracting mates. They're functional and need to be...relieved, too, but the ones for the foals to drink from are in the usual horsey location.
They are for their human husbands to grab onto while they ride them, duh.
Jesus, is he making a rasengan?
They're for my dick
Mares have a more erotic pussy and anus shape than human women
Every vertebrate does, even the ones that use one hole for both.
Wink wink!
If only humans could do that 🙁
i propose mass deployment of gobbos
>do most of its fighting in caves and dungeons so lots of narrow corridors and small rooms.
Flamethrower