If you had make a movie about the war in Ukraine, what title would you give to it?

If you had make a movie about the war in Ukraine, what title would you give to it?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A Bunch Too Far

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "The beginning of the end: Russia's downfall, from invasion to putins suicide"
    Obviously only gonna work in a month or so though

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    see no evil

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Call of Duty: Banan Warfare

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Smoke Hard
    Smoke Hard 2
    Smoke Hard 3: Sweet Home Chornobayivka

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Raytheon ad reel 6

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pain & No Gain: A Russian Story
      >Directed by Michael Bay
      >Original soundtrack by Mick Gordon

      Dude, Where's My VDV?

      https://i.imgur.com/oRiF3v2.png

      The longest three days.

      lmao

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Death of Stalin II

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Corruption in the Kremlin: Dachas no Dakka.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marionettes: The hilarious and poignant story of how globalist garden gnomes made two groups of white people butcher each other (again). Probably get Michael Moore to direct it, because his columbine bullshit is still being shown in schools.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >two groups of white people
      Wait which white country is ukraine at war with now?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Slavs
      >White

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >russia
      >white

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Two men in a BMP, to say nothing of the washing machine

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Escape from Kharkov

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All is good on the eastern front

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No panic in the Kharkiv oblast

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Devil’s Greatest Trick

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sun Tzu: The forgotten Art

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saving Private Shoigu

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Babe 3: A Pig Too Far
    Vatnik at the Gates

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Clown Invasion

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blyatzkrieg

    Back when all the bizarre shit like a granny taking out a drone with a pickle(tomato?) jar, another one poisoning dozens of Russians with food, the fucking idiots digging trenches in the Red Forest, etc. happened, people thought that it'd make an insane satire/comedy, kinda like the war version of "Dude, where's my car?".
    Just imagine the thing being about some young Russian conscript who suddenly finds himself in the middle of an invasion with no fucking idea what he's doing or why he's even there in the first place and then tries to GTFO as fast as possible, with tons of hijinks ensuring, all while the monkey in charge keeps escalating and shit is getting crazier and crazier.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Blyatzkrieg
      Best ITT

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slava Ukraini!
      Is my second best effort. I came here to post this:

      >Blyatzkrieg!

      I think the exclamation point in these sell them. The titles in this thread could all be books, war chronicles, written by soldiers and other victims.

      Also, great contender for the effort:

      Dude, Where's My VDV?

      >Dude, Where's My VDV?

      I just feel it's for a somewhat niche audience.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Russian guy being surprisingly wholesome with helping random people while remaining ignorant of their real mission, his companion being aware but trying to keep his friend alive?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Blyatzkrieg
      winner

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dude, Where's My Army?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rubberband of brothers

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Operation Blyatrossa: Useless cunts and collapsing fronts

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    paper curtain

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Salo, or the 120 Days of Seethedom

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Salo
      Holy shit, that's genius

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get it, Salo sucks ass.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sal%C3%B2,_or_the_120_Days_of_Sodom

          I get your jest, but salo delicious. Just highly dependent on what the pig ate.

          I once stayed at this hostel which was actually a farm making hostel money on the side....if the hogs had a summer of milk from the over-producing cows and a fall of "ugly" fruit from the orchards unfit for the market...dear lord it is close to godliness.

          This is also true for bear meat. You want to go hunting during or slightly after berry season.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Spanish cured ham is best when the pigs are processed after they've been eating a

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You havent tried fresh general's salo (salo with bacon, a more expensive one) on black bread with pepper and garlic. You know nothing.
          >t.ukrop

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >3 Days to Kyiv

      Blitzcringe

      Great, absolutely great

      We Are Lucky They Are So Stupid

      Okay this one is fine too

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Superpower feint

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    putin deeper

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We Are Lucky They Are So Stupid

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Describes the whole thing perfectly. Not just on a tactical level like dropping vdv into the sea.
      They tried to blitzkrieg just before the start of mud season.
      They threatened to cut european gas supply during springtime, giving them the longest possible amount of time to sort it out before winter.
      Monkee had half the money that he needed to pay for the war in western banks, where it could immediately be frozen.
      If this had been written by Tom Clancy, you'd never believe it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The failed war against the west

      Tbh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's getting into Japanese LN title territory.
      >I Can't Believe Imouto Russia Invaded My Borders But I'm Lucky She's So Stupid

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Death of Banan

    Depicts the last days of Putin in power and subsequent reshuffling of the entire silovik structure complete with hilarious dialogs (to a westerner), a violent purge and the suebsequent reign of terror as Russia attempts to stabilise during a collapse from the sheer amount of shitty churka republics pulling the eject lever, taking manpower and resources with them. Interlaced with slower, more reflective sepia footage of younger Putin travelling from DDR to USSR, german washing machine his only posession.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mite b cool

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would watch

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paper Bear

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pooh sticks

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit in the woods

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stalin 2.0: banan boogaloo

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Downfall of the Zeich

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blitzcringe

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “Katastropha”

    Tom cruise as zelensky
    Kevin hart as Putin

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heart of Steel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Here be dragons"

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude, Where's My VDV?

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sadistic white collar people that don't participate in war need entertainment too, electric russian bugaloo

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Purge VI: The Slavening

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Red Sunflowers

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If US will provide Ukraine with a proper airforce(Yes, I am on hopium)
    Wings of Liberty

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    World's Largest LARP Gone Too Far

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Without You".

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This one was probably one of the best ones by Zelenskyy, and it's barely just some text message on Instagram or something.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I'm no Zelensky simp, but holy shit if that ain't a speech. That's his "We shall fight on the beaches".

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >That's his "We shall fight on the beaches"
        No, that was "I don't need a ride, I need ammunition"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hear hear!

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Circus

    The Circus tells the harrowing story of a young man convinced he would become a hero. But things rarely work out the way you want them to. Join young Vanya on his journey through Ukraine and witness all the chaos and joys of "modern" warfare yourself. And yes, there are Tigers.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody already did all the work for me.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did You Know That Russia Has Tigers?

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dunston checks into Ukraine

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cry me a river turns to you cryin'.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crimea river, Adventures on the Dnieper

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crimea river, Adventures on the Dnieper

      Cry Me A River: Pontooning Ukraine

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Generation Cope

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ernest goes to War
    >nowatimeen Vernski?

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In seriousness: Azovstal. A play by play of the siege from the perspective of Azov bat. , all major events until the surrender. Then a classic "what happened to them after" reel during the credits which is gonna be grim reading.

    clown world: The Drunk Dozen. A penal squad is formed during the quiet months of the war to raid a distillery filled with unshipped goods at the whim of the local division commander in hopes of addressing morale issues. Same tone as the The Dirty Dozen but turned farcical due the scale and intent of the mission.

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All quiet on the southern front

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a movie but a game.
    Blyatzkrieg: Slavic Warfare

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An Airport Too Far: A Straight-To-VDV Special

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The longest three days.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, I think Three Days to Kiyv works better.

      Make it bitterly sarcastic and depressing tragedy about some of the poor schmucks that found themselves becoming cannonfodder in it.

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It would be a comedy movie, we can call it the "Dumbass War"

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A Federation of Dunces

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Russian History Z

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bear trap: Russia’s 2022 Invasion of Ukraine

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mariupol, basically a remake of the 1993 film Stalingrad, but from the perspective of a Russian motor rifle platoon fighting in the Siege of Mariupol.

    It ends much like the original, with the last two survivors cradling each other in their dying arms just before a Ukrainian drone bought off Amazon drops a grenade on them. Credits sequence comprises entirely of VOG grenades with the cast member's IRL signatures being dropped from said drone on actual Russian soldiers for added authenticity.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy based thanks for the link

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're welcome 🙂

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >If you had make a movie about the war in Ukraine, what title would you give to it?

    Slav wars: the empire strikes back

    Not sure if that would work copyright wise though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Might work for a dark comedy movie

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Call of Putyn: Monke Warfare

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ace Combat: The Ukrainian War

      Congrats to all /v/irgins present, next cawadooty will feature russians as generic enemy again.

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    garden gnomes Lied, White People Died
    same title you give every war

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >same title you give every war

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we need african war games
        any war will do

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's da joos fought russians are retarded snowmorons!

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ace Combat: The Ukrainian War

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Carry On Corruption (or How I made million roubles selling tank spares to the russian mafia)

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't Be A Menace to the Azovstal while Nibbling your Banan in the Kharkiv.

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Requiem for Russia

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tractors of Thunder: The Ukraine Gypsies Attack

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude, where are all my tanks?
    Dude, where are all the VDV?
    Dude, where's the Moscow?

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (again)

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Biden Money Laundering Nation Attacked
    or
    None of Our Business

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vatmoron Assblast

      Gay porn documentary of life as a Russian twink conscripted into the Russian military.

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Ghost of Kyiv

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 More Weeks

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enemy at the gates.

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Eyebrow Falls

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Despair

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 More Days: A Z Film

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Monky business
    Essentially a black comedy a la Blackadder, main characters would be Russian high command and their hijinks.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >black comedy a la Blackadder, main characters would be Russian high command and their hijinks
      have you heard of Death Of Stalin?

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Circus

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cirque du Monke

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dr Monke or how I stopped worrying and learned to love my VDV

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Russo-Ukranian war 2: Electric Boogaloo

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Man Made gayry Beyond Comprehension

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How garden gnomes humiliated Whites by putting on its knees the last White country that refused sodomite adoption.

  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Putin's Folly"
    "Vat Slap"
    "50 Ways To Leave Ukraine"
    "If I Can't Conquer Ukraine, May God Strike Me Down"
    "Cancer Is A Helluva Drug"

  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    50,000 flew over the monkies nest

  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Stallin' Death
    >a zombie apocalypse during the battle of the mariupol, where survivors try to get out of zombie infested azovstal tunnels and fight hordes of russian zombies

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's been set since a thread in May IIRC, where we named the whole debacle. It is Operation Stalling Blunder

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Death of Putin

  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    69 years of Monke

  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I believe I can fly

  90. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3 Days to Kiev

  91. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    336 Hours

  92. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hetalia Axis Powers: The Big Slav Kerfuffle

  93. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gate: and so they fought in ukraine!
    or
    >The invention of lying, russian subbed

  94. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >akeome
    wat

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Monke Goes on Adventure: Mistakes Were Made

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    10 episode HBO series

    Episode list:

    >1 Prologue
    From Euromaidan to the Donetsk airport battle and flashing through 8 years of build up, Givi, Motorola, Putin and Poroshenko

    >2 Skies on fire
    The battle of hostomel, the first VDV assault and the air battle over Ukraine

    >3 Highway to hell
    Armored rush to Kiev, Kherson falls, Kharkov stands, the Chernobyl skirmish

    >4 The fortress of Steel
    80 days at the Azovstal plant, Ukrainian special forces operating vs Chechens

    >5 Stormy waters
    5 months of back and forth in Snake Island, the sinking of Moskva

    >6 Sunflower seeds
    Enduring occupation and partisan action, attrition and collapse of the northern front, Hind raid into Russia

    >7 The Cauldron boils
    Russia grinds through Donbass, trench warfare, Chornobaikva burns and burns, war crimes, energy warfare and HIMARS hitting depots

    >8 Fury
    Ukrainian counterattack begins, Kharkov front collapses, mad rush through the hollowed out DPR, meat grinder in Kherson

    >9 Swan lake
    Ukraine cuts off Crimea and Kherson, invasion force decimated, military coup in Moscow and the death of Putin

    >10 Your son died in Ukraine
    Clean up of destroyed bodies, repatriation of bodies and flashbacks to soldiers and civilians experiencing the war

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No Fat Chicks just Vatnicks. Story of a trap.

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hard Edge : A lone delta force member is in a secret mission in Ukraine, his mission is to eleminate completely the "Tigress", a unit of elite sexy female spetznaz

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