If you can't grow a beard do you think the other special forces guys will make of you?

If you can't grow a beard do you think the other special forces guys will make of you?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dont cultivate on your face what grows wild on your ass

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder these guys got their shit pushed in and then gnomish Hollywood made a propaganda piece about it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair 8 out of 12 of them died before they even got out of the helicopter. Its completely the pilots fault.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder marcus did it on purpose to make sure there would be less competing seal authors

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IIRC it was to more "blend in". In a lot of the Afghani tribe cultures if you were grown man but bare faced you were still a child, and children are A-OK for sexy-fun-rapey-time. Man-on-man is gay, but man-on-boy is not gay because boy is not man or some backwards thinking mumbojumbo. "Man-Love Thursdays" started to mock the practice of getting "not-gay" before the Islamic religous weekend. Also look up "chai boys" or "bacha bazi". Lots of stories of clean-shaven men getting sexually harassed and then fights, and near blue-on-blue incidents, because being rebuffed is a great insult. Afghanistan is a backwards shithole and that needs a good anal-bleaching.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It also depends where you are fighting. If you are doing jungle warfare instead of desert.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Man-on-man is gay, but man-on-boy is not gay
      Pashtuns are unironically better successors of Ancient Greece than modern Greece.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        right up to their warrior spirit. Greeks BTFO'd Persians, the prime superpower of their time, Afghans BTFO'd NATO, the most powerful military alliance in human history.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think they'd be getting cucked by a soft cheeked fella

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I grow a way better beard.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    when the shooting starts run away. Tell a big story, profit, get medals and write a book.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't grow a beard, you're too low T to even make it that far to begin with.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't grow a beard you're a woman and women don't belong in the military.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ahh yes the latino tradition of being in an elite fighting force

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody post the uncensored footage of the firefight from the Taliban side. Luttrell's story and the footage made me lose all respect for SEALs and the special operations community as a whole.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is this it?
      https://archive.org/details/Konr3mlia
      God I miss Windows XP.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon, thats the one. And I miss WIndows XP too. Wish I could install it, but turns out my hardware is too modern to support it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Wish I could install it, but turns out my hardware is too modern to support it.
          Might be stating the obvious but try VirtualBox, I keep an XP machine on it for use with some of my older CDs and it works just fine.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I did try VirtualBox multiple times but for some reason it rapes my laptop's RAM, processor and thermals. It immediately eats up all the RAM, pushes the processor to 95% and heats up my laptop enough to poach an egg. even when I'm not even using it.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              That's crazy, never heard of something like that before, rip then I suppose.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone in the army is a fucking fag. I can't imagine being surrounded by 40IQ dicklets with authority complexes all the time

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    four or five of those guys cant grow a beard

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    can you post the pic of the sleeveless beareded backwards hat man in gwot era pls i need it
    its iconic on this board

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You get kicked out unless you have an excuse like you're Native American.

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