Definitely the Canary island.
You'll want to be where boo one is and no one in their right fkn mind would isolate on an island like GD Robinson cruesoe
Black person who the frick do you think you are?
Definitely the Canary island.
You'll want to be where boo one is and no one in their right fkn mind would isolate on an island like GD Robinson cruesoe
Black person who the frick do you think you are?
>Completely miss the point of my pussy >Falling over self to correct me about a detail
Are you literally Robinson Crusoe? Gonna swing through the jungle? What happens if you need anything medical?
What's happening in Gaza where are people hidden and huddling?
If you were smart you'd have seen that I answer d your basic(fricking) question: to bug out or bug in.
>if you need anything medical
Implying health care in north Italy is better.
You fail to point out wha'ts wrong with Azores or even Canary for that matter. The only cons I can think of is that even a remote place like Azore manage to have a fricking US base on it. You stupid homosexuals can't help on export democracy in every corner of the world, can you.
Of course the Azores. I recommend avoiding Terceira because of the US military base, which is a target.
I am literally in North Eastern Italy right now and you should get light years away from Aviano USAF if war breaks out. Just do it.
You're all moronic. What you're going to die from is starvation because if you're a /misc/gay then chances are you don't go outside so the white flash of light of the nukes wont kill you but it will prob frick up the crops and kill the farmers
>ww3 breaks out >oi noigel the paddys are gettin away with it scot free! >not if i have any say innit! >*redirects one of hundreds of nukes towards you*
In an all-out nuclear exchange civilization as we know it will be wiped out. The places that escape the initial blast destruction and fallout exposure, will be set back to the 18th Century, struggling to reestablish steam based technology. Bandits and militias will enforce whatever whims with impunity. Probably half the surviving world will die in the following 10,years from disease, starvation, and exposure.
Special categories for India and China, they will have to slaughter a great portion of their survivors to have a chance for renewal.
tl;dr The Living will envy the Dead.
But it doesn't stop you from making smaller dams that are on human scales.
We've been making them for obscene lengths of human history, they aren't complicated.
The only major difference is these ones have windings of copper wires around magnets to make power.
The river in my own town has a small dam at the side of it.
You can, essentially, do this for the whole length of a river where the width is significant enough.
Can't do that with mega dams.
Both have advantages and disadvantages, but only one is possibly at human scales without advanced equipment.
Dude, like, where are you going to order all the parts and hardware for these new installations? You think Amazon Prime is still going to be functioning? How are you going to pay for them?
Gold? Silver? Virgin Daughters?
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You know you can do things without payment, right?
You know they can rip wiring out of the fricking walls, off power lines and everything else, right?
You're speaking as if fricking society still exists when you are stating yourself that society will no longer exist.
You morons must be utterly confused if you learned that farmers can live entirely off the land without ever seeing a single unit of any currency ever.
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Anonymous
>can live entirely off the land
As long as they can order KFC while waiting for the crop to come in.
Dude, NOBODY in the First or Second Worlds is a subsistence farmer.
Most farms are monocrops.
No more fertilizer. No insecticide. No oil and gas for a tractor.
Scandinavia is not going to be nuked much in case of ww3.
There would be little use in nuking Italy either, outside the US bases with nukes.
Russia most likely intend to win, so they will not nuke parts of Europe so the unnuked can be forced to rebuild Russia for the cheap price of not getting nuked.
Greenland > Iceland > New Zealand.
Or so do the people with actual power believe. i.e. the actual top 100 richest people that Forbes hide with a tiny disclaimer at the bottom of the fake list.
>fish
Yeah, Huck Finn and Opie with their fishing poles in 32 degree weather with 20-40 mph winds.
Then Butch and Woim show up every day with their AK-47s to collect half your catch. Better meet the quota.
the most important thing is to pay attention to the resources of the place you want to go. Does it get most of its goods, like food, shipped in from outside? If so, stay away.
lol after WW3 the entire northern hemisphere will be reduced to toxic rubble. Black folk, spics, sandBlack folk, eurocucks and israelites will all perish. Meanwhile, I will be sipping some fine Minas Gerais whisky here at the safe, fertile south. the smater ones up there have already moved south.
Canary Islands? Surviving while filming birb memes with wild canaries, of course. >canary in a coal mine, except there are no Black folk *default laughing track* >*A.I. generated music starts*
Patagonia/Tierra del Fuego in the tip of South
America. The israelites have been snooping around there for generations. I think they plan to run there after they drop a nukevr442
.
I lived in the Azores recently for 9 months, I can say with confidence it would be a good spot for SHTF getaway.
Sao Miguel in particular has a wealth of natural springs and fertile lands throughout the island. You can easily host a half dozen chickens, a small herd of cattle, a horse or two, a pig, a goat and a huge garden provided you have the land and knowledge.
I know how to do all of these things, since my family is from there and I’ve personally learned from people who have been working that land for decades, but I’m sure others can do it. If you’re from RHode Island or Massachusetts and have Portuguese ancestry, try to get a dual citizenship
I went and visited the mainland and went on a bike tour from Lisbon to Barcelona. I would say the best city was Porto, best beach was Foz do Arelho and best area was in the north near Geres.
And Azores is great for a week or two, you just have to get used to the weird (for you) accents. We don’t pronounce the O’s (obrigad) and have weird local words like leilao (mess). I would recommend Sao Miguel first and foremost, go to Vista do Rei and Ferraria thermal baths
Canary islands are flooded with jihadist, northern italy too
>Canary islands
that's not it
Oops, you are right it's the Azores
>Canary islands are flooded with jihadist
I think you mean flooded with columbian prostitutes. Which is ok.
Nope. Canary islands are full of "African" muslim. Though the Azores likely not
those are not the Canary Islands
Southern hemisphere at large seems chill
This
I'd head to northern Canada or south America
>northern Canada
>Swarm of bugs and wildfires in summer
>Cold winter
>Closest thing to pussy is native pussy
nice choice.
ill pick Patagonia.
Definitely the Canary island.
You'll want to be where boo one is and no one in their right fkn mind would isolate on an island like GD Robinson cruesoe
Black person who the frick do you think you are?
>not able to tell apart Canary from Azores
>US flag
checks out
>Completely miss the point of my pussy
>Falling over self to correct me about a detail
Are you literally Robinson Crusoe? Gonna swing through the jungle? What happens if you need anything medical?
What's happening in Gaza where are people hidden and huddling?
If you were smart you'd have seen that I answer d your basic(fricking) question: to bug out or bug in.
You stupid yet arrogant Europoor.
>if you need anything medical
Implying health care in north Italy is better.
You fail to point out wha'ts wrong with Azores or even Canary for that matter. The only cons I can think of is that even a remote place like Azore manage to have a fricking US base on it. You stupid homosexuals can't help on export democracy in every corner of the world, can you.
Embrace death you coward
Of course the Azores. I recommend avoiding Terceira because of the US military base, which is a target.
I am literally in North Eastern Italy right now and you should get light years away from Aviano USAF if war breaks out. Just do it.
You know that region in Italy (Veneto) is full of US Army and air force bases right? I should know I live in one
Tierra del Fuego
svalbard, and as a bonus svalbar is the only place on the planet where you cant be denied entry due to a ww1 treaty, downside is its svalbard
>svalbard
>Population: 2,642 (2012)
bruh
>bruh
It's sort of cold, and it's hard to find a job.
>downside is its svalbard
almost as bad as Stockholm
You're all moronic. What you're going to die from is starvation because if you're a /misc/gay then chances are you don't go outside so the white flash of light of the nukes wont kill you but it will prob frick up the crops and kill the farmers
probably in the US.. that's why the world is still buying the dow and the s&p.. because the war is in europe
I think I'm safe enough where I'm at.
gonna get nuked by the british for being an irish Black person
>ww3 breaks out
>oi noigel the paddys are gettin away with it scot free!
>not if i have any say innit!
>*redirects one of hundreds of nukes towards you*
good lucky surviving nuclear winter
That's a meme that was spun up to scare boomers, nothing ever happens, unless you are at the heart of a blast
Chile, Australia, New Zealand, Agartha
I was thinking Bornholm but... Madeira perhaps? Not that they'd let anyone in but still.
Peru
Pitcairn Island. Literally in the middle of nowhere and has a culture of fricking horny teenage girls, sounds cosy to me
>Pitcairn Island
what happens if you need to go to the hospital?
You rape yourself healthy
south america would be the one to avoid the nukes
if you are willing to live in SA then post-nukes America will be fine
sahara or south pole
In an all-out nuclear exchange civilization as we know it will be wiped out. The places that escape the initial blast destruction and fallout exposure, will be set back to the 18th Century, struggling to reestablish steam based technology. Bandits and militias will enforce whatever whims with impunity. Probably half the surviving world will die in the following 10,years from disease, starvation, and exposure.
Special categories for India and China, they will have to slaughter a great portion of their survivors to have a chance for renewal.
tl;dr The Living will envy the Dead.
>will be set back to the 18th Century, struggling to reestablish steam based technology.
Hydroelectric will never go away.
Hydroelectrics will be prime targets for militia wars, and will all fail within the 10 years because impossible to maintainance.
But it doesn't stop you from making smaller dams that are on human scales.
We've been making them for obscene lengths of human history, they aren't complicated.
The only major difference is these ones have windings of copper wires around magnets to make power.
The river in my own town has a small dam at the side of it.
You can, essentially, do this for the whole length of a river where the width is significant enough.
Can't do that with mega dams.
Both have advantages and disadvantages, but only one is possibly at human scales without advanced equipment.
Dude, like, where are you going to order all the parts and hardware for these new installations? You think Amazon Prime is still going to be functioning? How are you going to pay for them?
Gold? Silver? Virgin Daughters?
You know you can do things without payment, right?
You know they can rip wiring out of the fricking walls, off power lines and everything else, right?
You're speaking as if fricking society still exists when you are stating yourself that society will no longer exist.
You morons must be utterly confused if you learned that farmers can live entirely off the land without ever seeing a single unit of any currency ever.
>can live entirely off the land
As long as they can order KFC while waiting for the crop to come in.
Dude, NOBODY in the First or Second Worlds is a subsistence farmer.
Most farms are monocrops.
No more fertilizer. No insecticide. No oil and gas for a tractor.
Scandinavia is not going to be nuked much in case of ww3.
There would be little use in nuking Italy either, outside the US bases with nukes.
Russia most likely intend to win, so they will not nuke parts of Europe so the unnuked can be forced to rebuild Russia for the cheap price of not getting nuked.
Argatha.
Mongolia, barring a draft.
Stay the frick off of my islands. That is my escape plan.
In veneto the italian woman flock to american men on the bases
Greenland > Iceland > New Zealand.
Or so do the people with actual power believe. i.e. the actual top 100 richest people that Forbes hide with a tiny disclaimer at the bottom of the fake list.
The Azores is 100% prime post-apoc territory. Alternatively Tierra Del Feugo or Bermuda.
Azores are part of NATO though.
Technically yes but they arent going to get nuked as there is barely anything or anyone there at all.
Nukes arent the only threat
There is literally a USA base there. Its why we were forced into NATO in the first place. Azores is a strategic location.
Guess I'll die then
based on what considerations?
Islands with no military presence and low populations. Bermuda is a british territory so you can communicate with them easily if you are Anglophone.
>he doesn't know how to fish
>fish
Yeah, Huck Finn and Opie with their fishing poles in 32 degree weather with 20-40 mph winds.
Then Butch and Woim show up every day with their AK-47s to collect half your catch. Better meet the quota.
What kind of crops are you going to grow in Tierra del Fuego, which won't matter as you will starve to death trying to harvest a subsistence crop.
Bolivia is probably as far removed from conflict as possible.
hush
Your mom's basement
madagascar. then enjoy watching humans kill each other like the absolute monkeys they are
>AAAAHHH WAR!!! I BETTER FLEE TO SOME STRATEGIC ISLANDS!!!
> In the middle of nowhere
Strategic to what?
Underground is the only safe place, it literally saved mammals last time an extinction level event happened
the most important thing is to pay attention to the resources of the place you want to go. Does it get most of its goods, like food, shipped in from outside? If so, stay away.
non volcanic mountains
oceans will flood. volcanoes will blow
Frick off Azores is full.
lol after WW3 the entire northern hemisphere will be reduced to toxic rubble. Black folk, spics, sandBlack folk, eurocucks and israelites will all perish. Meanwhile, I will be sipping some fine Minas Gerais whisky here at the safe, fertile south. the smater ones up there have already moved south.
Argentina
for me, its Faroe Islands
Hey, top level military strategist here. We will remember the circled location when the bombs start dropping.
Canary Islands? Surviving while filming birb memes with wild canaries, of course.
>canary in a coal mine, except there are no Black folk *default laughing track*
>*A.I. generated music starts*
deagle spelled it out, you decide
>Tanzanie +687.2%
How
Everyone moving into that country?
That could be it I guess
Lotsa dumb fricking morons in this thread. Also, frick off they’re full.
What about this beaner island
Dinosaurs live there
Doubt. Anyone wanting money would have sold their bones to China to help their shrimp dicks a long time ago, and their meat to Japanese private clubs.
Patagonia/Tierra del Fuego in the tip of South
America. The israelites have been snooping around there for generations. I think they plan to run there after they drop a nukevr442
.
Azores has an important US military base. Not nuke-safe. The Canaries and Madeira are safe, though.
Here, these are sacred celtic lands. Nothing ever happens here.
Galicia is going to get wiped out once all the Spaniards and Portuguese flee there.
Anon... they've always been there. It is their ancestral lands.
Azores would defiantly be a place militaries would fight over due to their strategic position.
The best places to survive are Antarctica, Cook Islands, Seychelles, and Tuvalu.
Chile mountains.
they've been building bunkers in the Tasmanian and NZ wilderness for a few years now. So that's probably the safest bet.
You're asking this because you have enough money to flee but not enough brain cells to deduce it on your own. Not my problem
I lived in the Azores recently for 9 months, I can say with confidence it would be a good spot for SHTF getaway.
Sao Miguel in particular has a wealth of natural springs and fertile lands throughout the island. You can easily host a half dozen chickens, a small herd of cattle, a horse or two, a pig, a goat and a huge garden provided you have the land and knowledge.
I know how to do all of these things, since my family is from there and I’ve personally learned from people who have been working that land for decades, but I’m sure others can do it. If you’re from RHode Island or Massachusetts and have Portuguese ancestry, try to get a dual citizenship
Cant believe im 25 and still havent visited the most beautifull place in Portugal. I even have a cousin there. I really need to visit the Azores.
I went and visited the mainland and went on a bike tour from Lisbon to Barcelona. I would say the best city was Porto, best beach was Foz do Arelho and best area was in the north near Geres.
And Azores is great for a week or two, you just have to get used to the weird (for you) accents. We don’t pronounce the O’s (obrigad) and have weird local words like leilao (mess). I would recommend Sao Miguel first and foremost, go to Vista do Rei and Ferraria thermal baths
Your mom's pussy.
Southern hemisphere. Probably the very south most of Argentina.