If it really came to an apocalypse, who would you prefer to be partnered up with, a group of hardy people with practical skills, attuned to the land in a wide open, easily defensible tundra or a group of techies buried in a vault with limited supplies and a mercenary army hired to protect a load of string armed wine drinkers?
My cute italian gf.
She's skinny, has black hair with bangs, I love her a lot.
What a lovely petunia
>skinny
Poor food choice.
Get a chunky girl.
I am happy with my choice, thank you.
You won't be when your belly starts rumbling.
At Least try to convince your skinny girl to become a polygamist so you can get a heffer. That way you can both eat after you slaughter and butcher the fat one.
Just don't eat the brain or anything from the CNS.
I am happy with my choice, but thank you for your concern.
I'm not concerned, I just want you to eat someone.
I won't. I am sorry to disappoint you. But please have a nice weekend regardless.
Why not though?
It'll be fuuuuun!
I would shoot you before you knew you invaded my territory.
Lol, I'll have no need to "invade" anywhere. But, right back at ya champ
I already have the acreage, trail cams and guns.
The only thing I'm missing is a woman. But if SHTF I might just pick one up. As I said, my preference would be to find a nurse with decent medical knowledge. But at that point I might just kidnap a few to build a harem.
I don't have much of a bunker though, just a trailer. But I will have food, either from deer, chickens, my garden or troublesome fricks like you who sneak onto my 55 acres.
Okay. Good for you I guess.
you sound like a weakling homosexual. your shitalian gf will probably get bored of your low T energy soon and jump on the closest BBC she'll find. sorry pastebro life is harsh
Option 3 taking my chances at home. It'd be a good idea to a get a solar powered generator now. And batteries. And candles.
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I would simply prefer the company of a cot who followed me around as I raided both of those demographics with my nightvision crowbar master loadout
Cats are shit.
You want mine?
I can't stand him, got saddled with the moron. I'm in the PNW. Not joking, he is yours if you want. He is a clingy little moron though.
probably hardy people, mercs would just kill me since my money has zero use at that point
being the merc is the best option since you have the resources and the practical skills since you were hired for this
What if I am an engineer who lives in the wilderness.
I can hunt, fish, garden and live off tye land.
I'm also tech savvy enough to set up an electric generator that runs on wood, automate portions of my homestead, set up security traps and camers (if I can find working cameras) and do most repairs that I would need.
The only thing I'm weak on in a survival situation is medical knowledge, I have very basic medical skills. If I could team up with someone with more advanced medical knowledge like a hot nurse, I'd be fine in most post apocalyptic scenarios.
there is no wilderness. I'm bringing 100 men with nothing to lose and we're going to kill you and take your stuff.
You have to find me first, and here I know my neighbors. You wouldn't be just dealing with me. If 100 men were coming to my hollar intending harm, trust me, you wouldn't make it out.
>and here I know my neighbors.
I honestly think this kind of arrangement would be ineffective. If we're talking the apocalypse, no cops showing up, you really have to consider the situation.
First, if you're alone, you might not make it long enough to send out an SOS. No watch means that if intruders evade your alarms you're doomed, they might be in your house before you wake up. Second, let's say you get the alarm, grab your gun and send out an alarm for help. Your bros have to leave their own families unattended while they ride out into the night to help you against vague odds that they might not win against. Third, you "know" your neighbors but do you have a die-together bond with them? Do they have that with each other? Do they trust each other with their lives?
What seems far more likely is that you know your neighbors politely, but if some shit actually happens to you they're going to hunker down in their own place and hope that whatever horror gets you passes them over. And you'd probably do the same to them.
You want to defend yourself in the apocalypse, you need to be sleeping in the same building or encampment with the other dudes you want watching your back. Nothing else makes up for that immediate proximity AND immediate confluence of interests from being on the same side of a wall.
I'm your best friend, just warning you you have 3 options
>live in a shitbox cabin with no wealth or women worth stealing (ie be a lonely backwoods bum)
>die
>form and run essentially a continuation of your local PD
Kot
Hardened criminals.
>What breed of cat is that?
Orange
techies who can rig up some semblance of modern life, i will not live without it.
I would really like to live in essentially a fort or a small fortified village, seems like it would be really cozy. I'd work hard for a village like that.
There should always be a bit of white collar mixed in with the blue. Even in the apocalypse there's going to be things you need a white collar for.
Actually especially in an apocalypse, even medieval towns had accounting of sorts.
everyone alive in america in 2050 will live in a fortified village or walled town
Best we can do if shtf would be an 8-bit computer running on relays.
Rig? Lol. Youre unable to survive is what you actually mean. Be fun killing you genetic trash soon.
The mercenaries will eventually eat the wine drinking string armed homosexuals for food and rejoin their hardy doityourself command group with all the techies junk.
Nah.
Also the gay arab mafia has means to keep a lot of people in check.
You'd be kidding yourself if you didn't think the mercs would almost immediately take control and use the techies as their techslaves.
I'm picking the hardy people, they can be trusted.
Neither of them. Frick all you b***hes.
How come all these kittens have the same color?
>Men only want one thing and it's disgusting
Because that pussy never burned the coal.
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id rather be left alone