>if frogs were not autistic wheelies

>if frogs were not autistic wheelies
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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man that actually looks so good with tracks

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing wrong with the wheels. This looks like a single barreled shilka and therefore shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Nothing wrong with the wheels
      Mech>mot>airbone>airmobile>light. The predator feeds upon the prey. This is the great circle of life. Deal with it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, and France is mainly thinking about fighting light infantry in north africa, where wheeled vehicles makes a lot more sense, and will actually arrive in time to do something. Before a tracked mechanized brigade can move such distances that african country will have changed warlord three times.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    much better wow

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why do they insist on wheels?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maintainence, Speed and Price.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        are tracks really more expensive than wheels? its like they use them on the highway

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Wheels are less maintenance and faster on a road...or inna deserts of Africa, where the French psuedo-colonies are currently being taken over by Wagner.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wheels are easier to maintain and do long distance marches with which is why the French use them for the Sahel. Tracks are more compact for heavy vehicles+ofc tactical mobility.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Better for desert, where it is most likely to go

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because the main function of the French military is to shoot down thirdies. So they prioritise mobility and lower logistics footprint because you don't really need tracks in the savannah

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tracked vehicles move just as fast as wheels...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I am yet to find a tank that does 70 mph...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        just turn the governor off on any tracked vehicle and it'll do it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, and you will have to replace a shitload of worn out things. That governor exists for a reson, otherwise it wouldnt be there.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it'll last for a war

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No, it won't. That's the problem. Why do you think tracked vehicles are hauled around on flat cars and transporter trailers? Because going long distance isn't what they're best at. They can do it, sure, but then you have to rebuild the entire fricking thing, and why wear out your shit before you even put it into the field where it's needed?

              HIMARS could do such a killing in '22 because they could literally clock 3000 km (1900miles) a week for literal months without needing overhauls. The first four units wouldn'5t have been nearly as effective if they hadn't been able to do that. Caesar was a similar story, the first few dozen were being moved huge distances to shore up firepower along the frontline.

              It IS true that the froggies need(ed? they'll get back to it, no worries) to run around the huge expanse of africa, but they also design their shit to be compatible with a proper land war, and they like having a low maintenance footprint, because they are pretty fricking lean force. It's just how it is.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That OP pic does look pretty sick though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You need rubber tracks to go really fast -and still accept high fuel consumption and wear-

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn thats sexy but as other anons have said france uses its army to police africa and for international missions just like most euro countries

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the entire point the wheels though?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can someone explain why tracks need more maintenance and in general wheels vs tracks?

    my understanding is that given the same vehicle but with tracks vs wheels:

    >tracks have more friction and weight so higher fuel consumption
    >wheeled are faster bc of the above
    >tracks can fall out and immobilize the vehicle, but wheels can be blown by frag
    >tracks have lower ground pressure and more grip so better mobility on soft ground

    anything else?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tracks can fall out and immobilize the vehicle, but wheels can be blown by frag

      Vehicle with wheels, which loss one, or more weheels, or get punctured may still move.

      >can someone explain why tracks need more maintenance and in general wheels vs tracks?

      As a ex french soldier, I had the luck to choose between becoming a VAB pilot, or an EBG pilot ( engineer AMX 30 basically, pic related ).

      I choose the VAB for multiple reason, the first one being able to get deployed more often and get money, and the second one, to not become a maintenance b***h.

      See those track? There are 83 element,which weight 1.580 Kg ( 3483pounds ) in total.

      Each element need a pin track to link them between each other, then you must put another element above it, so the pin track doesn't get the frick out.

      Each element, each pin, each stuff that cover the pin, and each rubber element must often been change.

      But wait, it's not finish! Once the track is put, you must loose the boogie to be able to put the track, and then tighten it!

      but THEN, you must do maintenance! So you have to put grease inside each road wheels, both the upper one, both the lower one !

      think it's over?! NOPE! the second, third and fourth road wheel are on torsion bar, but the first and fifth one are on hydraulic system, so you gotta check the whold hydraulic system!

      YOU THINK IT'S OVER?! NOPE!

      Frick It, on the VAB, I put the wheels, I put some air in the tire, and then some oil inside the wheel, then I check 5 different fluid level, and I just push the button to unleash 240 Dumb Soldier Power of it's engine and do some idiot thing which will lead my right away to my OF-5 officier, which will use it's divine power to punish me.

      Frick your track system, let me have my wheels.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Also, here's me, in my VAB, not giving a single frick, and just enjoying doing circle in the sand.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          > in the sand.
          How long would tracks lasts with all that sand?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Don't know, I'm a VAB pilot, not a tank one.

            That say, some general had the idea to put Leclerc tank all along the mali/lybia border, with up to 4 or 5 KM between each tank, since their optic are so good...

            Needless to say that the second that plan was told, the ministre des armées must have say something like "Mon général... C'est complètement con, changeons de sujet", which may translate as "Hon hon hon, My general, this is totally dumb, bring me some cheese back, and let's change the topic of our conversation"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        been in any situations where you wished you had tracks instead of wheels?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>if frogs were not autistic wheelies

    You mean,

    >>if frogs had enough money and logistics.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    got anything to tell on the foreign legion?
    I'm going to go to the trials in the coming months, want to go 2rep or 2rei

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      also do you see the French army deploying anywhere in the near future?
      will they do anything about the coups in their African territories and the Russian getting in there?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      12 potential recruits for only 1 job

      >got anything to tell on the foreign legion?
      I'm going to go to the trials in the coming months, want to go 2rep or 2rei

      Which regiment you'll end will depend of how high you end up in the rating with other recruits at the end of your three month initial formation.

      First one get to choose, last one take what's left.

      Also, if you're unlucky, there may be some time where this or that regiment doesn't recruit, because it's not the good time, but I think every FFL regiment recruit every time.

      TLDR:
      Learn french
      be rustic
      shut your mouth when someone yell at you or say "Oui, Caporal Chef/Sergent/Mon Lieutenant!"
      be volonteer for antyhing they ask
      be able to run 3 km in 12 min, do 50 real slow push up, at least 10 pull up
      Told the truth to the gestapo
      And you may end up where you want to go.

      But be prepare to clean a lot of toilet.

      >also do you see the French army deploying anywhere in the near future?

      >will they do anything about the coups in their African territories and the Russian getting in there?

      European theatre in the near futur, Romania/Poland/lituania/lettonia/Estiona.

      for Africa, there are still deployment, but those are peace time one.

      Also, MUH COLONIES is a myth, we only get deployed if countries officialy ask us to do so, if they don't, we don't move.

      We're fed up throwing money at corrupted African countries which never were profitable.

      If we help them, they cry "muh colonialism".

      If we don't help them, they cry "Muh colonialism".

      Guess what, the second choice doesn't involve throwing money, so we choose this one now, and frick it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Which regiment you'll end will depend of how high you end up in the rating with other recruits at the end of your three month initial formation.
        >First one get to choose, last one take what's left.
        >Also, if you're unlucky, there may be some time where this or that regiment doesn't recruit, because it's not the good time, but I think every FFL regiment recruit every time.
        yeah I read how works

        rn I can do 11 pull ups and 31 push ups, but before going I'm waiting some months so that ill get better and learn more french, i want to be among the best to do fut fut

        >European theater
        I dont think Russia will collapse the ukr frontline and arrive there, what are you referring to?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >fut fut

          The hell is that?

          >I dont think Russia will collapse the ukr frontline and arrive there, what are you referring to?

          We won't wait for a potential ukrainian frontline collapss to deploy some French army component near the russian border.

          We were already deployed in Lithuania, right now in Romania, and we'll deploy more soldier along the russian border.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah dude I know theres NATO missions in eastern Europe but the way you framed it made it sound like a combat deployment against Russia, I dont care about peacetime deployments I meant chances to see combat.

            fut fut means you go do the corporal course right after bootcamp instead of waiting 2 years for the promotion and its only available for the best cadets

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >but the way you framed it made it sound like a combat deployment against Russia

              Sorry if i framed it in the wrong way, what I wanted to say is it will indeed be peace time mission, unless Russia decided to invad a NATO country.

              >I meant chances to see combat.

              Currently? Zero, but hey,WW3 may not be so far, and we never know how and when SHTF in Africa, and come country will ask us tomorrow to go help them! Litteraly what happend in ivory cost... Mali... Niger... Ethiopa... Afghanistan...

              >>fut fut means you go do the corporal course right after bootcamp instead of waiting 2 years for the promotion and its only available for the best cadets

              Didn't know this one, good for you if you get it, but be able to speak French, and even more, try to know military term in advance, but don't ever praise yourselves with it, because there are always change each year, and you'll have to learn everything again.

              Here's a very old version of what they give to new recruit.

              Not recent at all, but it will give you the idea
              http://uir16ga.i.u.f.unblog.fr/files/2008/12/carnetproterre.pdf

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Gonna slightly hijack the thread again

                Alors question:

                Je vit pas en France en ce moment, mais au Pays-Bas. Je pansait m'engager en février 2022, mais j'etait fraîchement marié avec un gosse qui arrivait (et un autre en cours) et j'avais un boulot plus des études (et puis j'en ai repris depuis).
                A t'on avis, si j'attends jusqu'à ce que les russes fassent une connerie, c'est trop tard ? En civil je suis mécano avec des études sci et sciences po, puis je suis plus dans la tranche d'age idéale (presque 34), mais je parle aussi des langues, etc.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >we only get deployed if countries officialy ask us to do so

        Thats BS and you know it, when tou have (had) several state heads on what is basically a bribery payroll. In fact, the tactic is very similar to what Russia does.

        but that is OK because you're doing it to Black folk. Literally who cares? We will all ignore it and you do you. Just be aware that everyone thinks this will end up badly for you in the long run, and while no one will hinder tou now, no one will help you with this in the future.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Thats BS and you know it, when tou have (had) several state heads on what is basically a bribery payroll. In fact, the tactic is very similar to what Russia does.

          That's bullshit, and I know it because I were in some of those countries, and even our chain of command and political figure told us so.

          Africa is a fricking hell, remember that vids of a chinese trying to work with african men? This sum it up, it's a god damn money pit

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Jaguar is such a gay vehicle

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What could have been
    It's still not too late

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They can stick turret on that small Turkish medium tank hull and make a good little fire support vehicle.

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