inner city cops and three letter agencies all have tiny penises.
sheriffs, the size depends on the department.
state troopers have gigantic wieners.
U.S. Marshals gigantic wieners.
Military police regardless of Branch or their exact name (IE security Forces) have gigantic wieners.
State troopers/highway patrol are not real cops. They're sworn law enforcement in name only, they'll only end up going to a few actual law enforcement calls a year and usually just to assist another real law enforcement agency. Their job is 99% enforcing petty civil traffic bullshit and doing accident reports. These guys are massive pussies and washed out of being real cops. They don't do real cop shit and most cops don't consider them part of the pack, because they'll pull real cops over and still ticket them because they're jealous and get a hard on for proving they have some power over them.
Deputies are definitely pussies compared to city cops but not as bad as troopers or firefighters. These are also guys who may have been fit enough for real police duty but wussed out and went to something quieter.
Marshals recruits from state, county, city level agencies so idk what you're talking about. They're usually morons that are absolutely obsessed with their job.
Military are morons. Anyone who can perform a basic cost-benefit analysis wouldn't join the military for their McDonald's salary. These smallbrains likely have other shortcomings as well.
In my experience in the academy locker room, 98% of cops have TINY dicks. I'm the 2% and they called me horsedick, but I have an exceptionally large flaccid penis especially after workouts. But in a class of 50, literally all of them had dicks half or 1/3rd the size of my flaccid. The ex-army dudes had rhe smallest. We had a roid-troony who had the smallest dick of all, it was hanging off his sack. This dude always felt the need to put other guys down, I shit you not he made fun of me for driving a crossover and not a giant truck like his. Generalizations are generally true, but you never know you might be dealing with the one with a snake in his pants. Not that it matters, you homos place too much of an emphasis on dicks when that really only matters to women.
I persist only on a pure hatred for criminals who victimize others. You cannot combat human nature in any field of work, we're not robots or special exceptions. If you think of us as different or inhuman gods that's a you problem. I'm not awaiting your schizoaffective disorder rant. Call your father instead and make amends with him, I can't help you with that.
Do you know why they have to have specifically vetted guards and can't just use police? The men directly dealing with the mess they've caused might be the most likely to put a bullet in them if they got too close. Secret Service isn't recruiting from law enforcement, and all feds still require a degree (brainwashing certificate) to be allowed to join them. Your local street sweeper is pretty separate from the system you hate.
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Keep kneeling to Black folk homosexual. You won't do shit.
>You cannot combat human nature in any field of work
Your misunderstanding of human nature as something inherently sinister / malignant is exactly what makes you unfit for your job. Please put your service pistol in your mouth and pull the trigger.
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t. felon and/or Black person
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>being friendly with tour coworkers is sinister human behavior
Ok schizo. Call your dad.
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>"part of the pack" >t-this is totally normal and healthy human behavior with no negative externalities given our occupation >if you don't agree you have daddy issues!
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Your misunderstanding of human nature as something inherently sinister / malignant is exactly what makes you unfit for your job. Please put your service pistol in your mouth and pull the trigger. >if you dont think human nature is good you need to have a nice day
Pinnacle of good human nature lol
Daily reminder that crackheads are husks that only live for their next fix and will use their human like appearance to appeal to your emotions
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I don't think you know how to quote anon
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>persist only on a pure hatred for criminals who victimize others.
Self hating cop? That's a new one.
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Pay your child support Tyrone
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I'm both whiter and a better father than you.
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Felons don't make good fathers in my experience
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Considering your experience is murdering people for hands in their pockets and giving you a bad attitude, I'm reluctant to take your evaluations highly.
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>doesn't deny being a felon
Bet you were lying about being white too, Daquarius Jackson
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>Cop is a racist c**t
Shocker
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>Simping for Black folk
I think reddit might be more your speed buddy
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>thinks the guy he's replying to is a cop
nobody here has a job and you can't convince me otherwise
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>black and white thinking
Explains why you're a cop
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anyone criticizing you must be a felon lmao. Fricking cops go drunkenly beat your wife. I'm just joking i'm sure you are already divorced.
I don't think I'll ever forget how this tall lanky gay black guy reacted to me when he saw my gun owb'd appendix, he literally backed away, went white and moved to the side quickly
What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the US Air Force Security Forces, and I've been involved in guarding numerous gates against al qaeada, and I have over 300 aircraft protected. I am trained in guarding gates and I'm the top ID card scanner in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of defenders across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can deny your line badge in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I a remedial M4 qual, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Air Force and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
Because it's not a comfortable place to carry. Concealed carrying anywhere else but on the hip around 3 o'clock is a cope because you're afraid of soccermoms crying if they see you print. You're just a pussy too scared to carry it where it's most comfy and gives you the best draw.
I do all the time. I'll clip my holster on my belt when I'm driving to and from work, and tuck my shirt behind the gun so it isn't directly on my skin. Much more comfortable for a seated position. When I get gas I usually leave it like that, but when I go inside to a grocery store in cover it with my shirt to conceal it. I'll often carry with it "open carry" when I go to my friends house or my dad's place because I have no need to conceal it in those places. Anyways, something tells me you have never carried concealed for any length of time. Curious.
so they can intimidate people to make up for their microscopic penises
inner city cops and three letter agencies all have tiny penises.
sheriffs, the size depends on the department.
state troopers have gigantic wieners.
U.S. Marshals gigantic wieners.
Military police regardless of Branch or their exact name (IE security Forces) have gigantic wieners.
State troopers/highway patrol are not real cops. They're sworn law enforcement in name only, they'll only end up going to a few actual law enforcement calls a year and usually just to assist another real law enforcement agency. Their job is 99% enforcing petty civil traffic bullshit and doing accident reports. These guys are massive pussies and washed out of being real cops. They don't do real cop shit and most cops don't consider them part of the pack, because they'll pull real cops over and still ticket them because they're jealous and get a hard on for proving they have some power over them.
Deputies are definitely pussies compared to city cops but not as bad as troopers or firefighters. These are also guys who may have been fit enough for real police duty but wussed out and went to something quieter.
Marshals recruits from state, county, city level agencies so idk what you're talking about. They're usually morons that are absolutely obsessed with their job.
Military are morons. Anyone who can perform a basic cost-benefit analysis wouldn't join the military for their McDonald's salary. These smallbrains likely have other shortcomings as well.
In my experience in the academy locker room, 98% of cops have TINY dicks. I'm the 2% and they called me horsedick, but I have an exceptionally large flaccid penis especially after workouts. But in a class of 50, literally all of them had dicks half or 1/3rd the size of my flaccid. The ex-army dudes had rhe smallest. We had a roid-troony who had the smallest dick of all, it was hanging off his sack. This dude always felt the need to put other guys down, I shit you not he made fun of me for driving a crossover and not a giant truck like his. Generalizations are generally true, but you never know you might be dealing with the one with a snake in his pants. Not that it matters, you homos place too much of an emphasis on dicks when that really only matters to women.
>part of the pack
You piggies really do persist only by force of LARP and free donuts, don't you?
I persist only on a pure hatred for criminals who victimize others. You cannot combat human nature in any field of work, we're not robots or special exceptions. If you think of us as different or inhuman gods that's a you problem. I'm not awaiting your schizoaffective disorder rant. Call your father instead and make amends with him, I can't help you with that.
Ah so you must hate politicians
Do you know why they have to have specifically vetted guards and can't just use police? The men directly dealing with the mess they've caused might be the most likely to put a bullet in them if they got too close. Secret Service isn't recruiting from law enforcement, and all feds still require a degree (brainwashing certificate) to be allowed to join them. Your local street sweeper is pretty separate from the system you hate.
Keep kneeling to Black folk homosexual. You won't do shit.
>You cannot combat human nature in any field of work
Your misunderstanding of human nature as something inherently sinister / malignant is exactly what makes you unfit for your job. Please put your service pistol in your mouth and pull the trigger.
t. felon and/or Black person
>being friendly with tour coworkers is sinister human behavior
Ok schizo. Call your dad.
>"part of the pack"
>t-this is totally normal and healthy human behavior with no negative externalities given our occupation
>if you don't agree you have daddy issues!
Your misunderstanding of human nature as something inherently sinister / malignant is exactly what makes you unfit for your job. Please put your service pistol in your mouth and pull the trigger.
>if you dont think human nature is good you need to have a nice day
Pinnacle of good human nature lol
Daily reminder that crackheads are husks that only live for their next fix and will use their human like appearance to appeal to your emotions
I don't think you know how to quote anon
The reply feature didn’t autoquote the marked text
>t. Rousseau
>persist only on a pure hatred for criminals who victimize others.
Self hating cop? That's a new one.
Pay your child support Tyrone
I'm both whiter and a better father than you.
Felons don't make good fathers in my experience
Considering your experience is murdering people for hands in their pockets and giving you a bad attitude, I'm reluctant to take your evaluations highly.
>doesn't deny being a felon
Bet you were lying about being white too, Daquarius Jackson
>Cop is a racist c**t
Shocker
>Simping for Black folk
I think reddit might be more your speed buddy
>thinks the guy he's replying to is a cop
nobody here has a job and you can't convince me otherwise
>black and white thinking
Explains why you're a cop
anyone criticizing you must be a felon lmao. Fricking cops go drunkenly beat your wife. I'm just joking i'm sure you are already divorced.
>t. has sucked them all
I don't think I'll ever forget how this tall lanky gay black guy reacted to me when he saw my gun owb'd appendix, he literally backed away, went white and moved to the side quickly
it's not good it just prints less. a benefit that is lost completely when you move owb
>Military police regardless of Branch or their exact name (IE security Forces) have gigantic wieners.
kek
kmao, even
Say that shit to their face and not online and see what happens >:(
>A frenchman a Hungarian and an arab walk into a bar.
why does he have a domestic terrorist white supremacism patch on his plate carrier?
Say that they have huge wieners?
What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the US Air Force Security Forces, and I've been involved in guarding numerous gates against al qaeada, and I have over 300 aircraft protected. I am trained in guarding gates and I'm the top ID card scanner in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of defenders across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can deny your line badge in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I a remedial M4 qual, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Air Force and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
Because it's not a comfortable place to carry. Concealed carrying anywhere else but on the hip around 3 o'clock is a cope because you're afraid of soccermoms crying if they see you print. You're just a pussy too scared to carry it where it's most comfy and gives you the best draw.
Sounds like you're too fat to appendix carry.
Agree. The only people who don't like appendix carry are great big slobs who'd have to lift their gut to draw.
Appendix is objectively the best position to carry.
Try drawing while sitting
My seated appendix draw is just as fast, faster in a car.
Jokes on you, I'm fat and I appendix carry.
Same I just carry 2oclock with a JX holster, with zero printing even when bending or moving side to side.
I do think 4:30 is more comfy but it just prints like crazy.
I have zero problems with printing, my appendix draw is just faster.
I know this is bait but frick it the hoppes fumes are getting to me and I might have taken a sip.
Appendix is easy to conceal.
3/9 o clock is easy to draw.
OP is a wiener sucking Black person.
It's stupid and defeats the point of appendix. Appendix is easier to conceal and draw while the best for owb is 3 o'clock.
I do all the time. I'll clip my holster on my belt when I'm driving to and from work, and tuck my shirt behind the gun so it isn't directly on my skin. Much more comfortable for a seated position. When I get gas I usually leave it like that, but when I go inside to a grocery store in cover it with my shirt to conceal it. I'll often carry with it "open carry" when I go to my friends house or my dad's place because I have no need to conceal it in those places. Anyways, something tells me you have never carried concealed for any length of time. Curious.
Lmfao what an idiot you are. I hope you are serious because man that'd make you so fricking stupid.
They do it's just called "cross draw"