If a junkie breaks into your home at night to steal your TV set for drug money, how far would they make it?
If a junkie breaks into your home at night to steal your TV set for drug money, how far would they make it?
If a junkie breaks into your home at night to steal your TV set for drug money, how far would they make it?
I don't own a TV. They didn't even make it into the conceptual stage.
About six feet under.
They are going to be looking for a TV for quite a while.
That said there is no way to get in except the front door, which is locked, chained, barred and steel reinforced around the edges.
They won't get in before i notice.
lovely place you live in.
The last thing junkies want to steal is a TV, you can get a 60" flat screen for $800 brand new. They're looking for guns and pills
$200 is a good haul for a 5 minute burglary. Plus they don't have to go looking around for a TV like they do with pills or guns.
Considering I dont go to sleep til sunrise, they won’t make it very far if they even make it inside my house before being “greeted”
It's 36 inches, good luck.
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Plot twist, his drug of choice is PCP.
>Plot twist, his drug of choice is PCP.
Cool. I got a whole gallon of it.
My TV is in the bottom level of my split level house. He ain't making it back up those 7 stairs to the ground floor.
I'm up a flight of stairs watching said TV, My Beretta 92 and a mag of speer gold dots is three steps away from me and my dog is downstairs.
Not very far, I've got magnetic alarms set up on every door and first-floor window. I guess if they are serious enough to bring a ladder I might get bamboozled.
Far enough in to make my version of the story believable to the DA. His version, well he won't be able to tell it because of the 00 buckshot.
force it at gunpoint into the cellar,
chain it to the ground.
may the torture fest beginn.
That is a really shitty fleshligh.
Collect from insurance.
Your deductible would probably cost more than the TV these days.
To the basement, where I would chain them up and watch them starve to death. And then into the pond in an oil tank with holes drilled into it so the catfish have a tasty snack.
what he on? All I have is an analog TV with a VCR built in!
a junkie is the definition of not gonna make it
Does that include 'roid junkies?