If 10,000 feral pigs were released in the center of new york city how long would it take until they were dealt with? It would be pretty hard tracking them all down and even a few dozen escaping and living in some abandoned building could reproduce.
If 10,000 feral pigs were released in the center of new york city how long would it take until they were dealt with?
Another stupid fucking questions thread added to the pile
>Release 10,000 feral pigs in New York
>Label them 1 to10,001 (missing out 10,000)
>Watch everyone going crazy looking for number 10,000
>???
>Profit
There is still hope.
make sure oil them up well first
We got enough pigs out here in Brooklyn. We’d turn those porkers into chopped cheese sandwiches, serve em the ocky way, and get sturdy on the news after running a whole drill on em.
The pigeons and rats would be eating for years, son.
Can someone translate this from moron into English please?
He's saying that he is a Messiah of sorts.
But rather than water into wine, he can turn pigs into cheese.
Praise him.
>downcycling
Why do you want to know? How long do you think it would take?
Wiped out in less than a week by New York drivers
Is there any video of live pigs being thrown into the ocean as shark bait?
yes
The pigs would take over like the rats and pidgeons. Pigs taking the subway. Wild pigs goring hobos in the subway. Hobos using pigs for warmth. Wild pigs wrecking cars. Wild pigs eating pizza and hot dogs.
Holy fucking based let's gooooooo
You need to be atleast 18 to post here.
the rats would get them
The mass of them would be killed within a week, most in the first few days. Regular residents are relatively unarmed but criminal elements would seize an opportunity to farm goodwill amongst the populace and even more leverage to continue not being pogrommed with the local authorities, who are actually well armed and would also be doing plenty of pig killin' in porcine on porcine genocide. An extant few of the number would probably establish a breeding population but within a year it'd just be a local myth and random actual joggers would get slain in the night at a slightly higher rate than they already are.
Considering all the other feral animals running wild in NY, i'd guess they'd fit right in.
Who knows they actually get jobs, pay mortgages and turn into successful members of society.
Less unbelievable than other citizens of NY doing it
Yesh, but these things breed like crazy and I don't think some gang is going to shoot wild hogs in the street for good boy points. People are dumb as fuck that's why I think the pigs would just become common place like the pidgeons.
>I don't think some gang is going to shoot wild hogs in the street for good boy points
How about shooting them for a free tasty hog?
This thread is funny because y'all think every other building in NYC is abandoned and they don't have a police force that (numbers wise) makes non-American militaries look like boy scouts. They'd kill 90% of them in a few days, the real question is how long to dispose of them and can they do it before the rotting flesh smell overwhelms the city/starts blending in with the other trash.
>water supply of all of new york is tainted with pigs blood making it non-kosher
The fallout from this would be pretty funny tbdesu
As a Canadian it irritates me occasionally knowing the superiority of the NYC cops compared to our military. Better trained, better armed, better numbers, and better paid.
why? easier to overthrow after the boomers and gen x get too old to uphold the power structure.
I think a better question is how much it'd cost the city. As far as feral animals go they'd be a much bigger nuisance in surburban and industrial areas than the urban core.
>This thread is funny because y'all think every other building in NYC is abandoned
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkVbIsAWN2lt_n88l7WC2u22TRHKmw8ya
>walk to school
>get attacked by pigs that steal your backpack and eat your lunch
I don’t like garden gnome York but at the same time the NYPD are pretty heavily armed and don’t fuck around. Its not too unlikely they could go full Gestapo and do constant sweeps around the entire city shooting anything with four legs and a snout.
They'd be outcompeted by New York rats.
usually takes a crane to get em out
Realistically 10,000 is not that many for an entire city. The pigs would spread out a bit, they'd mill around in garbage, attack people, sure all of that. It doesn't actually take that long to shoot 10,000 pigs, and unlike rats they cant easily crawl into nooks and crannies and hide.
There'd probably be a few hundred fatalities, huge panic, damages in the hundreds of millions of dollars (not just physical damage the pigs did, but the clean up and delays in business caused), but ultimately it wouldn't be a huge problem in the long term.
If they built Jurassic Park in the central park and the dinos escaped. They could eat 10,000 people a year and the city would still be growing.
>they only eat once a year
Retard.
Reading comprehension fail. He said 10k people per year not 10k people once per year.
The original premise was 10,000 pigs, so I took it as dumping 10,000 carnivorous dinosaurs as a replacement.
Realistically that would exponentially increase people willingly leaving the city.
Only 10,000? The NYPD would have a field day, it'd only take them a day or two to wipe them out.
Only 2,000 civilian casualties via indirect fire too!
When you say NYC do you mean the middle of the five boroughs, or do you mean in the middle of central park in manhattan?
if they were dropped in central park, I'd give them maybe 3 months. Even without govt involvement from the NYPD, there's enough diversity that would be happy to bring home a pig to roast for dinner. Restaurant windows in Chinatown would have feral hogs hanging in them with pork fried rice lunch specials for the rest of the year.
There's no wide open land for them to roam and root around. They would probably be forced to feed on concentrations of trash. Traffic accidents would kill a significant number as well. Things would get dire enough to the point that they would end up even cannibalizing.
Five boroughs is a different ball game though. Many could make it through Brooklyn to the wider expanses of Long Island where it would be more difficult to track them and easier for them to reproduce.
If any survive the Puerto Ricans in the Bronx and make it to upstate New York or worse, to the farmlands in NJ connected to the rest of the US, then all bets are off.
Brooklyn would probably fare the worst of the five boroughs. The Chinese would probably make short work of the pigs, but the predominantly Muslim and gnomish neighborhoods would struggle with them. Brooklyn may go from being known as the home of The Notorious B.I.G to the home of the Notorious P.I.G
pigs are pretty hardy, they can eat pretty much anything, trash like you say, rats, dogs and cats, niglets
but I think their appetite would outpace the available food. so rather than being able to have their fill of old macdonald's crops, trash would be the most readily available food supply for a growing sounder.
>rats, dogs and cats, niglets
All of these would compete with the pigs for trash, but pigs don't hide as easily as rats. as long as the waste transfer sites are well monitored (no landfills in the five boroughs), it should be simple to corner a sounder feasting outside a row of restaurants to a city block or two.
the biggest factor would politics and the incompetence of the NYC govt. Imagine seeing protests in time square where people holding signs that say "Pigs welcome" and "Hog lives matter" and the mayor would milk the crisis for as long as possible to justify new taxes, federal grants and public safety restrictions
the pibble's wouldn't stand a chance
What dog armour is that? Asking for a friend
>If 10,000 feral pigs were released in the center of new york city
they join forces with the oversized rat population and no one notices a thing
pigs are sort of like giant rats if you think about it
The (vast) collective interests of New York that serve to benefit Judaism will have these swine eradicated faster than a dreidel's spin
ok but why aren't you in your containment board you chinless freak of nature?
I'm not your boogeyman and Israel is based
All noguns need to go back where they came from I dont care if it's 4chan or /lgbt/
> Be NYC forensics officer
> Go to refrigerated food storage warehouse being used for evidence
> See football field sized space covered in dead pigs as far as the eye can see
> Have to check stomach contents for evidence of where they came from
> Need to do this all 10,000 of them