I work in an office that's managed by total tards. I can get all the office supplies I want, particularly paper clips, binder clips etc. because they come in attached to incoming mail.
What's some DIY ideas for appropriated office supplies?
I work in an office that's managed by total tards.
Put googly eyes on them and build an army. Maybe some pipe cleaners too to give them arms. Or use them to clip papers. These are your only two options.
I always bring these with me. I'm not autistic.
Take what you need for personal use and then set up a few small containers in your office. Put your excess in the containers and return them to the supply closet to be re-used. You'll be eliminating waste AND saving the company money on office supplies. Why? Because your name's not DaQuan and you're not a theif.
I can't judge you my brother, I keep a bag of fake metal pirate coins with me and leave them in random places where people will find them.
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We have no use for them because we're the last stop for the documents. They go from us to the shredder
If I found a fake pirate coin somewhere unexpected that would probably make my week and it would be downright magical for a kid. Keep that up fren.
Go around the office attaching shit where it doesn't belong and then remove the handles
Binder clips are handy as clamps when gluing small together
Binder clips are handy for attaching notes to projects or hanging them nearby. I do that for continuity since I've many projects. I use whatever white cardboard is handy (I save the stuff from packagine) and a Sharpie. Works great.
I also use them to hang small objects for painting.
Those are some 10/10 chip clips.
Print as many things as you can. Doesn't matter what is is, keep opening up those reams and backup your entire email inbox on paper.
Nipple clamps, duh.
doesn't work as well as you'd think, bending them open a little bit usually leaves them lopsided
Tacky glue and/or Elmer's glue. It's cheap enough that you could get gallons upon gallons without accounting giving a shit. Shipping/receiving might be awkward though.
Gaffers tape. This might be even better. Imagine being able to get a couple hundred rolls of that over the course of a few months.
Also get some paint markers and permanent markers. Those are just fun and useful. And they are so much cheaper when you steal them from work.
Thumb drives.
See if they need business cards ordered. Get the actual ones but then also add an order for your personal business that you will open after you get fired for theft.
Lol we literally throw them away or give them to local businesses once enough builds up because we have no use for them. We image the documents then shred them after they've been approved
>What's some DIY ideas for appropriated office supplies
Please clamp the binder clips to your testicles and sterilize yourself.
>drill a 1/4” hole in the bigger clip
>put a 1/4” bolt through the hole from inside the clip
>fasten it in place with a nut
>tighten the bolt into a drill
>clamp down onto a sponge
You know have an easy way to clean your tub.