i want to make one of these thief pranks, but i also want it to be mildly dangerous and inflict pain on car thieves in particular.
any ideas PrepHole?
i want to make one of these thief pranks, but i also want it to be mildly dangerous and inflict pain on car thieves in particular.
my idea at the moment is a non-obvious active mouse trap in the glove box. home alone type shit
Put them under the front of the seat too. People will dig in there for change/bills that might have fallen. Just try not to forget.
Glitter bomb, but add in CS powder.
hot sauce under the door handle and/or on the steering wheel
remote-control air horn
bees/wasps in car
remote start when somebody hops in
A deafening air horn is a good idea.
Don't do the battery acid and shit. You'll go to prison.
battery and pepsi ok?
>You'll go to prison.
What kind of world do we live in where the thief self-harms and the victim goes to prison?
we live in a world where unmarked booby traps that hurt people is illegal in general, and there's a pretty good reason for that
that said i'm not really sure what the limits are in terms of defending your property (both your land and possessions), there has to be something you can do
idk, i'm not a lawyer
a siren could be a good option, you can get cheap little 12v ones used on a small heavy equipment that are loud as frick, they will dissuade people from being near it because it's very uncomfortable to be near, while extended close listening can cause ear damage, that's really on them if they stick around that long
>self-harms
This is where you are mistaken.
>thief trespasses
>thief steals
>thief mishandles stole property
>thief suffers as a consequence of his crime
I'm not sure I am.
>What kind of world do we live in where the thief self-harms and the victim goes to prison?
The kind where the bad guys won.
The low risk option, but the one that generally already occurs if it's feasible. I pity those who are unable to leave urban areas.
Please resist arrest the next time you're inevitably caught being a degenerate.
I know a guy who did a small amount of jail time for "secret assault" after his house got broken into, he knew who did it, so he got word out that the thieves missed "the good stuff" in the back room and then rigged a shotgun to the back room. Shame he only used birdshot because the thief lived
England
Pepper spray
Tear gas
A letter from their father who died on his way to buy milk
Setting up traps with the intent of harming someone is a crime. I've heard that in some Anglo shithole a thief can sue you if he is injured during the robbing, you have to make your house safe for robbers.
The trick id to actually kill them and hide the body
Don't be a Black person
Make it puncture a can of pressureized pepper spray
chemical burns sound fun
Lye?
Lyme*
As in ticks infected with Lyme's disease
Sorry, my autocorrect fricked up.
A live bat with rabies is also fine
raccoons
I've watched his videos.
you won't/can't do it.
Just vote for someone that will lock up criminals
>any ideas PrepHole?
Yeah, don't. I know this is a bait post and you have no intention of doing any of this anyway but still don't. Boobytraps that injure are illegal pretty much everywhere and you can be sued for someone's injuries in addition to criminal charges.
piss off the mob and wait for them to boobytrap your car
wait for thief to steal car
bada bing bada BOOM
>don't leave valuable items in your car
>park in a garage
>keep your vehicle locked and alarm on
>don't drive a flashy car in the hood
>mount cameras where you park to record thieves
>motion activated lights in your driveway
>move somewhere nicer
>kill switch in car
A mass replier and defender of thieves, even.
Probably a thief himself...
A melanistic individual, perhaps?
So, because I pointed out that boobytraps are illegal you think I'm defending thieves? Man, you should stretch before you leap to conclusions like that. Might hurt yourself.
It's still assault.
We can share a cell after you get arrested for shooting the neighbor's kids for being on your lawn.
>>not a car
>You so sure about that chief?
Pretty much every state will prosecute you for shooting someone for stealing your car - unless someone is in it or the theif attempts to run you over with it.
Maybe in Texas or Oklahoma, everywhere else you're gonna get charged.
>t. european
Wrong.
I'm not even saying that car theives don't deserve to be shot or maimed. I'm saying if you actually tried any of your revenge fantasies here you'd end up in jail.
this is such a reddit reply. pls have a nice day
It's a reddit reply, but sadly the bad guys won and he's right.
I for one intend to build a glow in the dark paintball turret and have a drone dispatch and just follow anyone who enters my property.
The more fricking marking, footage, license plate numbers, etc. that you can grab the better your chance of catching the guy after the fact.
Everyone should just aspire to become their own mini CIA.
Stick a GPS tracker on your car and call it good.
hope you're gonna be self hosting all that anon
I'll have you know that I don't frequent reddit sir. I style my posts like this to up the aggravation factor.
Get some help bro. Nothing I said was remotely lefty.
>That's how (you) get thieves in your safe space.
Don't be silly, Black folk can't afford to move to nice neighborhoods.
Whether you agree or not is irrelevant, it's the law.
>it's the law
I don't think you understand what's meant by "we don't need such a state."
Or have any comprehension of jury nullification.
>I don't think you understand what's meant by "we don't need such a state."
I took that to mean that you disagree with the laws.
>Or have any comprehension of jury nullification.
Jury nullification is a meme. If your defense strategy in court is jury nullification then enjoy your time in prison.
>disagree
>because I pointed out that boobytraps are illegal you think I'm defending thieves?
Nah, it's the smug, lefty tone that led to that conclusion.
>just move bro
That's how (you) get thieves in your safe space.
>Pretty much every state will prosecute you
Pretty sure we don't need such a state
Pepper spray is proportional force to a property violation though a d not deadly. There are commercial products that do this. You're a fear mongering thief
High wattage IR laser on a spinning assembly like one of those laser levels. They will only notice a red glow spinning really fast on the assembly. Not the invisible eye rape that is full wattage IR laser exposure.
>not a car
You so sure about that chief?
"Just because someone breaks into your car doesn't mean you can kill or maim them"
You must not live in the land of the fricking free my dude we encourage that shit around these parts, just not with traps
Tbf, he could be living in California or New York.
Exactly, I said land of the free
>Just because someone breaks into your car doesn't mean you can kill or maim them
t. european
>all these cucks saying booby traps will land you in jail
>implying tyrone will go to the cops and not his crew so they can frick you up even more
>The only correct response
https://youtu.be/uRNVxHPJ0hM
You are moronic and should just stop
On the legality of setting traps in your car. If the device you have installed will knowingly cause physical harm to another human being you would be in violation of US law.
>PEN § 20110 (a,b)
>… any person who assembles, maintains, places, or causes to be placed a booby trap device is guilty of place or maintain a booby trap device
>Any person who possesses any device with the intent to use the device as a booby trap guilty of possession of a booby trap
So what makes a trap legally distinctive compared to a physical confrontation? A trap itself has no real moral compass, it will go off on anyone. Lets say the trap goes off on someone who's innocent; a family member, or a friend who left something inside. If they are injured they have a right to pursue legal action no matter how severe the device actually was.
The same goes for criminal's. In the case of Katko v. Briney even in the event of an active crime the usage of a trap that caused bodily harm was enough for the effected parties to win in court.
>So how the hell does Mark Roper get away with this shit?
The answer is simple, no bodily harm or property damage is caused. While annoying fart spray and glitter are not illegal. The best way to fight back against thieves would be active tracking on the vehicle or objects inside. If you can locate the target vehicle and prove it was yours you have the right to peruse legal compensation for damages, missing wages and legal fee's.
>Make me a perfectly legal trap
Ok. Minor phycological damage can be difficult to sue over. I'd place a screamer box into the trunk in place of the stereo speaker and set it to go off randomly once the car is on. Just mute the speaker during active driving and turn it to full blast at night.
>It's already hidden in plain sight
>The cars instantly haunted
>Muffled screams from the trunk might attract police attention
An innocent would need to break into your car, turn it on, then drive for a while before the screams set in.
Would making the sound be screams of help frick with any laws? I think the car that has "OH GOD PLEASE LET ME OUT SOMEONE HELP PLEASE AHHHHh" would be amazing at attracting the cops but at the same time i have a feeling that's a crime somewhere close to a false call since you essentially framed the guy for a wholly different issue. Not that i care about framing the bastard, but cops might.
Not at all,
A. It can be claimed no physical damage was done to either the occupant or the police.
B. All actions taken in the stolen vehicle are entirely the responsibility of the driver. If they crash the car in a high speed chase or have a heart attack mid drive, it's entirely on them.
C. As long as the containing tape does not falsely indicate a crime is taking place it should work. Muffled screams work, however a verbal cry for help would constitute possible litigation (see 18 U.S. Code § 1038: false information and hoaxes). In favor of muffled screams, I'd argue a non verbal scream is similar to an alarm and does not constitute entrapment.
There's something very childish about thinking you are must be allowed to kill anyone who inconveniences you.
theft auto is not a minor inconvenience
Where did you get the word "minor" from my post?
Powdered asbestos. They won't even realize what happened until years later when they're dying in agony. Perfect crime.
Mustard Gas.
Technically, it's nom-lethal.
>injuring
I live far far innawoods and have bear traps scattered around (started gps marking them after I forgot where a few are). The beauty is noone, maybe not even myself will hear the screams
Just put a fricking Airtag in the trunk like everyone else.
Replace glitter with paprika powder.
Replace fart spray with CN/CS gas spray.
>Just because someone breaks into your car doesn't mean you can kill or maim them. You can use force to protect yourself and your family but not a car.
Wrong! In my state I can shoot somebody for fricking about in my car. At least at night.