I want to make my soon to be ex-wife a coffee mug for out anniversary Sunday. Just words. But I have run out of time to order from some crummy online shop, it's on Sunday. Wanna really stick it too her. Any diy ways of doing it you can think of?
I want to make my soon to be ex-wife a coffee mug for out anniversary Sunday. Just words.
White mug plus sharpie plus spray sealant
Buy her a .45 and tell her to shoot you then herself.
Hahahaha. Sounds like a good plan. Can't leave my son alone in this aorld
frick him he ain't never done nothing for you
Offing yourself would be a kindness vs. growing up with a filthy drunk. God damn you pieces of shit for reproducing and inflicting a lifetime of shame on your offspring. Holy frick I hate alcoholics for the lives you defile.
Drive into a bridge abutment so it looks like an accident. You can be shitfaced (you will be anyway) so it will just be expected. Leave no note. You have nothing to say that won't be stupid.
That's just cruel to wife and offspring since drunks don't get better. KYS too.
Clearly your life is filled with loving relationships as a the healthy and secure person you clearly are.
I fricking love this website even after all these years of shite
I find it depressing.
> depressing
There’s lots of other BBSs out there to dial into.
I thought this story was interesting, and he kind of tried without going overboard.
Why don’t you try being nice to her, why did you split?
>Wanna really stick it too her.
Can't imagine why you're getting a divorce.
This. Self fulfilling prophecy
OP is most likely a disgusting person
Have you considered loving your wife and trying to repair your marriage.
Get a regular mug and take a dump in it
Put that dump mug in the microwave on high for twenty minutes and you've got yourself an anniversary gift.
Don't forget to grab your son and run lmao
>Don't forget to grab your son and run lmao
Poor kid will already be predisposed to becoming a lush but being raised by a drunk is horrible. Waking up every day wondering what the stupefied drunken pig l will do and walking on eggshells to avoid triggering idiocy displays is no decent childhood.
If OP really loves its offspring it should let the kid go and move far, far away, cut contact and fade from their memories. Drunks are just walking pain dispensers for anyone stuck with interacting with them.
The shame of a child with a drunk parent is soul crushing.
>I'm gonna stick it to her with a...novelty mug
You're right, I'm sober at the moment and realize how fricking lame I am. She's spending our anniversary with her new bf anyways, We're not even officially divorced. You all assume I'm garbage, perhaps I am.
Sounds like she made the right move anon, sober up and start from square one. Lose some weight, sell your car, go back to school, and meet a nice broad woman.
What's wifeys number? I'll send Tyrone and Darius
>You all assume I'm garbage, perhaps I am.
nah, more like a cuck, but you are not the first, and definitely not going to be the last one either
get your life in order, move on, and drop the witty "le payback mug" ideas
>get your life in order, move on, and drop the witty "le payback mug" ideas
/thread
>Wanna really stick it too her.
move on, forget about her and be happy. there is no better way of "sticking it to her".
The really thoughtful gift is not some autspergtarded ceramic to signal how lame you are, but proving your love by showing up caged and giving her the key. Then in the happy spirit of happy spiritedness you fluff her line of bulls to start the party, rimming each as they plunge into holiday roast. (You get the "tartar sauce" so it's not all sacrifice.)
Now go to /gif/ and see how to develop a healthy sex life. Bottoms are far from deprived of love, and soon your parting will be seen as the gateway to becumming the gurl you are inside.
You chose to post this stupid thread so you would be humiliated, make no mistake about that.
Therefore generous PrepHole will gift you with advice. Trapping etc are not for blue boards so go find your future on /gif/, /b/ and /lgbt/
If this seems too much work, rope and chairs are very DIY.
https://www.101knots.com/hangmans-knot-noose.html
Use the Cri-cut that you bought her for your anniversary last year, and a plain white mug from the dollar store or whatever, durr.
for what; so that she can figuratively literally dump you, after she literally figuratively dumped you?
>here's something to remember me b***h
>how nice of you dickhead <plonk> oopsie
>wanna really stick it to her
then don't get her a gift you cuck
Why does everyone think this guy is some habitual drunkard instead of just being drunk when he made his dumb thread?
the mug idea seems like something an alcoholic would think up
My wife's a pothead (I'm clean) and we have our fights. If I ever decide to divorce her, I'm totally pulling her weed smoking out in court at the most inconvenient time since I live in a weed illegal state. Would cost her visitation and subsequently I would in theory get the house and some support.
Op here. This thread went off the rails. You all think so highly of me haha. The anniversary was Sunday, it's long gone now and the mug was a stupid idea. I did text her happy anniversary, she said "eww", while sending me a bobby hill gif of "I don't love you!" First day of mediation today, went well. Hope you're all doing well too.
People can be so dumb and cruel.
I never thought of that… guilt trip…
Should have sent her some flowers and a card and sprinkle some water on it to run out the ink a bit to make it look like tears.
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