I want to fight in Ukraine

I don't give a frick about my life and whether I live or die really and killing people seems like it'll be fun. I also want a Ukie pension and some wages for an fun job.

I personally support Ukraine over Russia but that's not really the main reason I want to head out, I feel incredibly alienated from western society as a young man and so choosing this can be thought of as essentially an alternative to suicide by placing myself in a dangerous situation.

So how do I do it? I looked around and seemingly you need combat experience, I have none but i'm ready to fight and die. What are the steps and how can I complete them?

I live in the UK.

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    No zigger garbage shitting up the thread btw, just tell me how to go to enlist and have them actually accept me with no combat experience.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ditto this, no combat experience, but want to die. Don't mind being cannon fodder.

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I feel incredibly alienated
    >essentially an alternative to suicide
    you'd make for a really, really shit soldier. and anyone looking at you would immediately know that and know better than to hand you a sharpened spoon let alone a rifle. apply as an apprentice to a skilled tradesman, if you live in a western country there is a shortage of them and it pays well, is satisfying and will help you with your anxiety and depression.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you'd make for a really, really shit soldier.
      I'm literally willing to jump into the fray because I don't give a shit if I live or die.

      >apply as an apprentice to a skilled tradesman, if you live in a western country there is a shortage of them and it pays well,
      Bullshit, wages in the UK are trash all aaround because rent will rape you and spit on you afterwards.

      >is satisfying and will help you with your anxiety and depression.
      No, I want to go to war, I want to fight and I don't give a shit if I die.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't give a shit if I live or die
        Yes, you'd make a shit soldier, that's what he said. Why sink money time, resources, ammo, equipment, training, into some dork who runs into the firing line of the first machine gun he sees?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno mang me and my GF have a pretty based household income, there's money to be made if you stop being a homosexual and get some skills. How did you do in school? If you're relatively smart you can be fine. Give up your moronic dream of being some ukie enlistment officers liability, it is [not] going to happen

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you just get your first heartbreak? Dude a good soldier loves his life and loves the lives of his equals, his mates and his family. Being a suicidal nihilist in war will just make you a shitty warrior and a liability. Frick, no one will want to work with you, I wouldn't trust a squad mate with this type of shit mentality to have my back at all times and to keep me safe.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember one story of I think was a German soldiers in WW1 who didn't care if he lives or died. He ended up surviving while all the others who had pictures of family back home died.
          Wish I knew his name so I'd have something to link.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit quints.

          >Did you just get your first heartbreak?
          No, on the contrary i've never kissed a girl or been in a physical relationship with anyone. I'm 21.

          >Dude a good soldier loves his life and loves the lives of his equals, his mates and his family.
          Ukraine needs men to throw into the meat grinder, I'm a man and I can be thrown into it. I don't mind and if they really think i'm a shit solider they can just assign me to some menial task in the back lines.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not how the meat grinder works, shitskin bro. You're not a human shield sacrificing your life for someone else like a bodyguard. Fragments are the number one killer of infantry. After 150 years of artillery, not a single motherfricking army in the world bothers to effectively protect their soldiers from that. You'll never get to the "front", you'll never shoot anyone.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you don't care about dying why do you care about wages and rent, let alone pension?
        Clearly you do actually care but you want the imagined thrill of playing soldier.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because if I don't die i'll be stuck in a worse position than i'm already in, I either want to be at the front fighting or in a better position financially.

          I plan on coming home from the war, should I manage to get in, and thus I need to make preperations to that effect such as not getting financially raped.

          >you want the imagined thrill of playing soldier.
          No I want to be away from the strictures, suppressions and anxieties of "civilized" society and just be at the front instead.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are not going to fight in Ukraine.
            Start getting on with grieving this fact, then do something else.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No I want to be away from the strictures, suppressions and anxieties of "civilized" society
            ie the imagined thrill of playing soldier
            >I either want to be at the front fighting or in a better position
            ie you do actually care

            take my advice, you should strive to unfrick yourself instead. if you are as rock bottom as you *think* you are, there's nowhere to go but up. if you aren't as rock bottom as all that, then risking your life is a waste. if you demand a guaranteed upward path and you think soldiering will give you that, you're a spoiled brat who thinks the world owes you more. you think combat isn't even more mental than it is physical? you think you can hack the stress? you can't fight your way through a civilian life, or a peacetime military life as others have proposed, what makes you think you can fight your way through a shooting war?

            as a matter of fact, you have already given up on normal life. you would be surrendering to the Russians the instant you arrived on the battlefield and got shot at.

            it's far better to keep striving where you're at. you may not achieve success immediately, but you will eventually. you have nothing to lose, and ample prospects, it's just that you've defeated yourself mentally before even starting, by saying
            >wages in the UK are trash all aaround because rent will rape you and spit on you afterwards
            before you even try.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              not op but that was good to read, thanks anon

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cheers
                I've been through the grinder myself, and this is what I learned the hard way. The problem with the modern world is that people are unwilling to even try, and they demand a sure bet, a guaranteed win. In the face of uncertainty and doubt, they give up and refuse to play.

                Like OP here.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you think combat isn't even more mental than it is physical? you think you can hack the stress?
              Yes.

              >ie the imagined thrill of playing soldier
              No? It's about leaving society and it's fricking rules behind, leaving behind all the israelite garbage, all the fricking culture war shit, all the moronic circuses and stresses, financial and otherwise, of modern life, all the fricking banalities and boredoms.

              Imagining being a soldier just patrolling endlessly along a road gives me a sense of peace because all of that shit falls to the wayside, there's a single clear duty, a clear purpose and no connection to the wider civilian world of endless nonsense.

              >you may not achieve success immediately, but you will eventually.
              Holy shit this is the pinnacle of falsehood, the incarnation of the fricking just world fallacy. Stop fricking thinking everyone gets their just deserts, that everyone can achieve things if they work hard enough, that there's some cosmic damn justice to this mess and that it'll all work out if you just work hard. It's bullshit, we see it everyday yet people keep clinging to their delusions and copes. Fricking hell.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Holy shit this is the pinnacle of falsehood, the incarnation of the fricking just world fallacy. Stop fricking thinking everyone gets their just deserts, that everyone can achieve things if they work hard enough, that there's some cosmic damn justice to this mess and that it'll all work out if you just work hard. It's bullshit, we see it everyday yet people keep clinging to their delusions and copes. Fricking hell
                said the neet

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                What does me being a NEET have to do with the just world fallacy being a fallacy?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                That your armchair pronouncements are worth nothing, callow youth that you are.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That your armchair pronouncements are worth nothing
                I pronounce that on the preponderance of the evidence the sky is blue and grass is green. I guess these pronouncements are worth nothing to you, lol.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. They are indeed worth nothing, coming from you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're too young and too inexperienced to tell anyone anything, you're just a clueless child that won't listen to his elders, who incidentally know better.

                You can dig yourself out of your shit, you're just too much of an entitled gutter shit little brat to do it because you don't want to try.

                You should listen to the people who managed to get something going and quit this rediculous larp about fighting in Ukraine when you already know you're not eligible.

                Your trivial, pissy little problems aren't unique. Sorry to have to tell you this but unfortunately there's plenty of oppertunity out there for you once you stop building this dumbass prison in your mind.

                You just sound like me when i was an entitled little whiny c**t too

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's about leaving society and it's fricking rules behind

                >can't stand society and rules
                >wants to join military, a strict rules based institution where being able to work together and get along with other people is the no.1 skill

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            How do you know you'll die?
            What if you just get horribly maimed? Lose a limb, an eye. Get crippling PTSD.

            Look down at your leg.

            What if it weren't there?
            How would you stand? How would you move about? Every day would be a struggle just to get out of the house. Half your daily energy reserve of willpower would be spent just trying to make a sarnie. How's that for better position? How's you financial prospects as a crippled war vet?

            How about pain? Get a shrapnel to the spine, have excrutiating agony on opioids diluting your soul for the rest of your life. Can't sit. Pain. Can't stand. Pain. Can't lie down. Pain. Can't sleep. Pain.
            Until you decide to end it.

            Think it through. Really visualize how that would look and how would you feel about what you've decided to do.

            https://fightforua.org/

            you don't need combat xp. Got a passport?
            Get a loan. Big one, as big as you can. Don't worry you won't be paying it.

            Get a van or a 4x4. Retired ambulance van. Get a load of meds. Drones. Dry food. Plates for carriers. Fill it up with shit.
            Find UK volunteers online. There's donation drives all the time: Ask them. Drive to Ukraine. Stay. Refuse to leave. Do CasEvac. Help however you can.
            and once you're tired and dissillusioned, come back and try to live life, knowing you did what you could.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              This giy is mostly right. Don't bother contacting the Ukrainian gov or the Legion, just collect some gear (as a brit you probably can't get plates, but get some sort of LBV or plate carrier, helmet if you can, solid boots, 2x fatigues and combat shirts, 6x good socks, gloves.) And cross the border. No one will stop you if you say you are here to volunteer. Once you get to Lviv from Poland, start asking around to anyone that is in a uniform or looks like a western volunteer. You'll find a unit within a couple of weeks just through networking. You might have to start off doing shit like working with a forward medical group, but it's really not too difficult to find a group to roll with if you are determined to go. Kraken, Odin group, Azov, someone will take you in. You'll do a few weeks training and have yo earn your place. Legion has weeded out those without combat experience, don't even bother. Ua military isn't going to touch you either. But there's lots of paramilitary groups who would be happy to have a warm body, trust me. Lot of people talk, but just showing up is 70% of the battle. Youll find a unit after some time.
              >T. western volunteer here.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >But there's lots of paramilitary groups who would be happy to have a warm body, trust me.
                Are these paramilitaries official in any way like Azov or just schizo randoms?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                They vary. Rare for the core members to be amateurs. Most are seasoned guys who will pick up some auxiliaries if you display the right attitude. Gear can be mixed, but ive been rather shocked at how kitted out most of them are. Most of the western larpers came and went with the really motivated fighters remaining. There are not a large amount around overall but even still ones and twos trickle in who at least have some idea of what they are going into. Which is WWI. Essentially.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                By seasoned guys I mean the core will be Ukrainians or western guys who have been here for a while. The only all western group by and large is the Legion and you won't make it past screening. Combat veterans only at this point. But like I said, get to Krakow then take a train over the border to Lviv or Kyiv. Start making contacts. Find any westerners you can, or anyone who speaks English and tell em you want to find a volunteer combat unit. Odin group would probably take you in, I know a couple of those guys.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Drop the contact? Would love to get involved, any job that requires a warm body, even if it's shit.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Start making contacts.
                Therein lies an issue, I have no money and poor social skills seemingly. Should I get money i'd be able to get there but there's no guaruntee that i'd be able to find a group to take me in that's at least semi official and not just a bunch of random schizos with guns.

                >Odin group would probably take you in, I know a couple of those guys.
                Googled odin group and found nothing, tell me more about them, are they official?. Also do the people you know have telegram?

                I just want to be able to join a group instantly when I land and go to straight to the front rather than meander around cities asking random english speakers about armed militias.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok first off you arent going to just land here and hitch to the front with "semi offical dudes" because you arent even semi official. You are gonna have to do some training jist so they know you know which end the bullets come out of. you are going to have to have some money. At least some. Since you can take trains to get here once you are over the channel, at bare minimum you should borrow or beg $1000. If you can't do that, I'd stay home. You don't need social skills to spend a few days around the major malls in Lviv or Kiev and ask dudes in uniforms or camo ball caps about putting you in contact with someone who could take you in.
                Also, what do you mean semi official? You think self formed combat units on the eastern front have websites? Yeah, if you do some asking around you'll find what you want, you don't have to join up with the first cowboys you run across. Most groups will have AKs, RPKs, various rockets, etc. Probably some Ukrainian and or anti russian Chechnyans running things.You'll probably be one of a handful of people in a group who speak English. Welcome to a foreign country my dude. Drop a burner email and I can have someone who can probably help you

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I sent my contact your email. Check over the next couple days. Might have a lead for you idk

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice thanks.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Which is WWI. Essentially.
                Sounds more like the freikorps that came right after, lol.

                Ditto this, no combat experience, but want to die. Don't mind being cannon fodder.

                Based as frick, want to be friends?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can people like you just shut the frick up and stop speaking on our behalf? You sound like a zigger. We would actually like if more people came to help.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We would actually like if more people came to help.
        Based, just tell me where to apply where I don't need combat experience i'll be over there soon.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stop speaking on our behalf
        >like if more people came to help.
        so what unit are you in? why not vouch for OP so you can be the lucky one to have some suicidal sperg with no combat training next to you on the contact line.

        >You sound like a zigger
        if you want people like this in your nations army - then you're practically a traitor, even if it's due to sheer stupidity and not malice.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek, if you had actually served you would know that the military finds a right job for everyone, even suicidal spergs. They'd likely be allocated to EOD units. The first adrenaline rush that a suicidal kid will get will brush off those thoughts real fricking soon, and if not, well, one less bomb and one less suicidal to deal with.
          I do actually respect the thought of you telling him to get a craft job though. Getting stuff done is life fulfilling and not many people realize that.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >kek, if you had actually served you would know that the military finds a right job for everyone, even suicidal spergs.
            Based.

            >The first adrenaline rush that a suicidal kid will get will brush off those thoughts real fricking soon, and if not, well, one less bomb and one less suicidal to deal with.
            Also based.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            > if you had actually served
            5 years, two years on deployment. Shitty slavic army, so I probably have a better insight into Ukrainian armed forces culture than a US vet.

            >finds a right job for everyone
            And the right job for someone like him is, at best, stacking crates into the back of a truck back at depot.

            >They'd likely be allocated to EOD units
            Oh my fricking God, what kind of alternate reality do you live in? Real life is not some looney toons cartoon. EOD's specifically get selected for being psychologically resilient. EOD's are extremely expensive equipment and training wise, and if they don't do their job reliably it's a problem. If you mean "random guys we send to run through a minefield" - yeah armies (ones that aren't better described as mobs rather than armies, at least) don't really do that. It's bad PR if nothing else, and a line charge is cheaper than selecting a bunch of randos and driving them to the front.

            >The first adrenaline rush that a suicidal kid will get will brush off those thoughts real fricking soon
            In real life the "first adrenaline rush" is not the round starting and you rushing out to get some sweet kills. It's sporadic shelling that occasionally lands pants-shitingly close to you. Or, much more mundanely some guy in his new unit pissing in his boots or something while he sleeps to test him a bit, upon which guys like OP are likely to either off themselves or off someone on their own side. Hate to break it to you, but that whole "all spergs are just healthy warriors who are seemingly defective because they're being raised in a cowardly/overly-technological/whatever society" is a bunch of bullshit.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Good English for a shitty slav, just sayin
              I agree with you btw

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks, but it's not hard to learn semi-decent English when 90% of songs, TV shows, movies and the internet are all in English. But of course all our translators were guys who couldn't even make their spoken "wheel" and "will" distinct from each other. Motherfrickers had to go back and alpha-bravo half their utterances when on joint exercises. We had fun making Americans pronounce "skrbstveno," though.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              nta but I agree with what most of what you said, but honestly the idea that "most specific jobs are extremely selective in the military" only applies during peace time. During war conditions, troops can't fricking wait around for hours so they can get a dozen of specialized and expensive vehicles to clean roads or get explosives disposed in the most efficient way, you just make do. If you catch one of the ukies interviews about eod they pretty much go around walking places watching their step, maybe using mine detectors and carry tools like cutters and the usual explosive charge. It would be ideal to have the expensive stuff and do it the proper way but with so much going on it does make sense to have people willing to take risks for other people. As long as suicidal homosexuals don't take on leadership holes so that they don't get people killed they are pretty much gtg for simple/disposable jobs.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you just make do
                In most militaries standard training for at least some grunts in every squad or at least platoon is how to identify various types of mines, triggers, common counter-diffusion measures, patterns and placements, etc. So every platoon can do some basic EOD work without the need for outside specialists. Just like you have designated marksmen and don't need snipers, etc. In an active war zone everyone is eager to learn, survival is one hell of a motivator.
                >using mine detectors and carry tools like cutters and the usual explosive charge
                And even most higher level EOD teams don't have all the gucci gear (robots, fancy imagers, chemical detectors, etc.) you see with SWAT teams in major metropolitan areas of affluent nations. Metal detectors, a tool-kit and charges are pretty much it.

                So even for basic EOD if you lack people who can do it - you take some existing soldiers who maybe have some aptitude/experience and send them of for a crash-course or give them in the field training or give them some printed out field manual you found on the internet at least and let them figure it out. You don't need someone who is a complete liability in all other respects (and who also has no training in EOD) just because he's "willing to risk it" - guess what, your existing soldiers are too. I know, I know: "but why waste them when some guy is willing to do it for them?" Again: because they already have some training and experience in some fields and at least don't need babysitting. Babysitting some green sperg on a modern battlefield gets you killed more easily than a few mines.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do l do this? Ive been through osut but got out early and never deployed.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just take the tradie pill
      >Mike Rowe said it’s honest and honorable
      Frick you, zogbot. Best thing to do if you’re alienated and suicidal is get on neetbux and coast till you die playing video games, learning Japanese for the really good eroge, and shooting your guns while screaming about how much you hate the antichrist.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Best thing to do if you’re alienated and suicidal is get on neetbux
        Already on neetbux and going through the processes to get more. I'm still poor and i'm still fricked.

        >and shooting your guns while screaming about how much you hate the antichrist.
        >and shooting your guns
        >shooting your guns
        >your guns
        >guns

        British.

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Georgian Legion or a TDF unit that feels pity for you.
    Other then that you're shit out of luck. Even the Georgians might tell you to scram, apparently them rejecting some proud boy caused the entire reddit legion thing to pick up.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Georgian Legion or a TDF unit that feels pity for you.
      How do I do that with no combat experience? Fricking hell it's so hard to go to war nowadays.

      >apparently them rejecting some proud boy caused the entire reddit legion thing to pick up.
      What? What are you on about? Them rejecting proud boys got redditors to join or smth?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here’s what will happen to you homosexual
        You won’t ever see Ivan and you’ll die before even reaching the frontline because Ukraine is slowly losing its air defense
        You’ll either get shelled into oblivion
        Used as canon fodder against Wagner
        Or
        Idk nothing really
        You’re not gonna get your kino save muh hohol Reich
        You’re gonna die a pitiful death in a crater while other men who are forced to be there have to risk their lives to get your fatass out
        Shout out to that bong thah got three Ukrainian Allies killed and squealed like a woman as he crawled away from the motor attack

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Got them killed
          Ah yes, I forgot you can predict mortar hits

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Story goes that the bong went off on his own and got wounded
            You can hear some hohol saying bylat as he’s patching him up
            Didn’t take him very far sadly

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Shout out to that bong thah got three Ukrainian Allies killed and squealed like a woman as he crawled away from the motor attack
          Sauce?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        To put it simply - contacts. The Georgian Legion was the de facto foreign legion during the 2014-2015 phase of the war and as of 2022 they accepted foreigners without combat experience. But as a nobody with no contacts you'll be shit out of luck.
        The proud boy stuff is mostly a meme, foreign voluteer = redditor was pushed hard during the early days and it coinded with some fricknugget getting rejected from the georgian legion of all places.
        Frankly if you want to get some benefit while helping people better off becoming a supplies runner.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >supplies runner
          That sounds like the sweet spot/ Will foreign legion take someone who's not there to fight, but just operate as a support role? Running crates of shit into and out of areas while getting shelled sounds right up my ally

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not the legion, or at least the parts I am familiar with. But you'll be able to find someone. Hell, you could drop over and see if they could hook you up with someone to do support stuff. Couldn't hurt to try.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone know where to talk to Ivans?
    I’ve been awol and wanna teach them how to destroy American Bradleys
    Really fire in their rear there’s some shit in the back that makes the whole thing explode but I’ve already seen videos of them riding them like their tanks so lol

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    you join the UK military, get experience and then leave and fight in ukraine a few years later when the western aid collapses.

    A suicidal teenager is as much use to the ukranian military as breasts on a fish

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you join the UK military
      Only the raf allows people with asperger's to join.

      >A suicidal teenager is as much use to the ukranian military as breasts on a fish
      Not a teen but still I disagree, I think i'd be of use enough to justify the cost in arming and training me.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        who gives a frick if you disagree? You are no use to them and they will not take you because you have no military experience, so give up this horeshit. If you're an autist there's a universe of highly paid work available, my GF ears £65K as a project manager and she's pretty deep on the spectrum. Being an autist isn't an issue as long as you're pretty smart with it. Equally hbow are you gonna manage sensory shit surropunded by gunfire (which you won't, as you are never, ever going to fight in ukraine)

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Deep in the spectrum
          >Project manager
          >Relationship
          My dude having some niche hobby doesn't make her autistic you know.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ukie pension
        lol
        >wages
        also lol
        >fun job
        >need combat experience
        >young man
        >live in the UK
        Get yourself PrepHole and join the Royal Marines or Paratroopers. You'll get plenty of experience and you might even make some friends and stop wanting to die. If you do still want to die for some reason, then you'll be able to volunteer for whatever future hellscape the Slavs/Arabs/Chinese manage to conjure up in the 2030s.

        >Only the raf allows people with asperger's to join.
        Do you actually have a diagnosis or did you just take an online test? In any case, why not apply for the Regiment Gunners? Or go to France and try out for the Foreign Legion?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          or become a fighter pilot, that's a kino ass job with a highly paid career when you're done as a commercial pilot. All your training done for you.... people pay out the ASS to get the kinda of training and certification he'd be paid to get

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not sure what OP's situation is, but in the RAF you generally have to be an officer to be a fighter pilot. That means you need the right school grades to begin with, plus you'll have to pass some difficult aptitude tests.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you dont have combat experience or speak the language you're 100x more useful working a job and donating money

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If you dont have combat experience or speak the language you're 100x more useful working a job and donating money
      Fricking hell I just want to fight, I don't have money so i'm not donating shit other than my body to the front.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        nobody cares what you want. What you want you cannot have.

        "What are the conditions to join the International Legion for the Defence of Ukraine?
        You can join the Legion if you have combat experience, have no criminal record and are aged between 18 and 60 years."

        https://fightforua.org/

        Stop having a tantrum about it

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly that is noble, you can always just ask the Ukie embassy how you can help or send an email to the international legion.

        > I just want to fight
        But the problem is that in order for you to fight, someone has to 1) teach you how to fight and 2) give you a bunch of shit to fight with. In a situation where you are starting from scratch and also dont speak the language, that doesn't really make sense. But on the other hand, who knows? Try getting in touch with them

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not noble, it's just mellodramatic and silly.
          In terms of:
          >who knows
          well, he literally knows. He knows he needs military experience that he doesn't have, he's just throwing his toys out the pram about the fact he can't go.

          Dude should teach himself C++ and go earn a pile of money and send that to Ukraine

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Do you actually have a diagnosis
            Yep.

            >Or go to France and try out for the Foreign Legion?
            Looked into it, it seems promising but there's only 9k people in the legion so they're very selective. Thus i'd likely not get in.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Honestly that is noble, you can always just ask the Ukie embassy how you can help or send an email to the international legion.
          If I ask how I can help they're just going to tell me to buy war bonds or some shit probably but I can try, I need to get a passport before I do anything though.

          >Try getting in touch with them
          I don't have much money so going all the way to the embassy in London and back via train will definitely put a dent in my savings, train tickets are very expensive.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            they literally say that they expect you to provide your own body armour and you can't afford a train ticket. Just stop with this stupid shit and join the RAF

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Send them an email or call them man, come on, figure it out.. Maybe try the leaf brigade, at least you speak their language.

            https://www.canadian-ukrainian-brigade.org/

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't go, you'll be a liability and will get people killed.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and will get people killed.
      How?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Someone post the video tbh
        The one with the British volunteer screaming after being hit by a shell and those Ukrainian troops that tried to get him out of there only to be spotted by a drone and taken out
        Hell yeah do it
        I want more dead American families to make fun of on Facebook I guess

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao what sort of fricking mental gymnastics do you have to do just to think Russische hünde are winning?

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I want ukrainian pension
    so like a 100$?

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be ridiculous you stupid suicidical white boi. Subsaharan African has 1.2 billion Black folks. Sponsor one of them with 2000 dollars per year to go fight for you.
    >look at me I'm the Wagner now

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not white.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have any idea how little that info narrows it down?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know, however you called me a white boi which is incorrect.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, if you're poor and suicidical go volunteer in a homeless shelter or something. I post weapons grade racism on PrepHole but it's just for fun shitskin bro.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Ok, if you're poor and suicidical go volunteer in a homeless shelter or something
              This doesn't help me, I want either a good financial situation or to go to the front. Getting a good financial situation in 2023 is just fricking impossible at this point no matter what tf you do and going to the front is a lot harder than you'd think. I'm fricked.

              >I post weapons grade racism on PrepHole but it's just for fun shitskin bro.
              It's aight my cracker.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Getting a good financial situation in 2023 is just fricking impossible at this point no matter what tf you do
                exactly the attitude that will make a soldier willing to fight to the death
                /s

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                20% of people in the UK live in poverty
                https://www.jrf.org.uk/data/overall-uk-poverty-rates

                the UN has to give us food aid
                https://www.theguardian.com/society/2020/dec/16/unicef-feed-hungry-children-uk-first-time-history

                the majority of UK young people are in low-income households going without essentials
                https://www.theguardian.com/business/2022/aug/02/whats-my-future-millennials-and-gen-z-grapple-with-cost-of-living-crisis

                22.8 percent of children in the United Kingdom are defined as living in absolute poverty
                https://www.statista.com/statistics/282340/absolute-poverty-rate-uk-by-demographic/

                over a third of people are struggling financially
                https://www.independent.co.uk/money/more-than-a-third-of-uk-adults-say-they-are-struggling-financially-b2117783.html

                Britain 'has worst social mobility in the Western world' according to study looking at the financial facts
                https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137585/Britain-worst-social-mobility-Western-world.html

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                n the UK the top 10% have almost half the national wealth while the poorest 50% have just 9%
                https://equalitytrust.org.uk/scale-economic-inequality-uk

                and this is increasing 1.3 points per year
                https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/personalandhouseholdfinances/incomeandwealth/bulletins/householdincomeinequalityfinancial/financialyearending2022

                while in russia the top 1% have almost half of the national wealth
                https://epthinktank.eu/2022/04/22/human-development-in-putins-russia-what-the-data-tell-us/income-and-wealth-inequalities-in-russia-over-time/

                The UK is basically a more brown, less cold Russia.

                Also this happened just this month lol
                https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/apr/25/britons-need-to-accept-theyre-poorer-says-bank-of-england-economist

                There's clear systemic issues, placing the blame on the individual in this case is moronic because how tf am I supposed to single handedly fix any of these systemic issues fricking up my life? I can't single handedly change state or monetary policy. Recognizing these things and accepting the facts of the situation isn't an "attitude" problem, it's a "problem" problem.

                And all of those people are better than you, because they're at least striving, whereas you've given up before even starting.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >people trapped in an endless cycle of ever increasing poverty, hunger, destitution and despair are better than you because at least they got into the cycle, you never even tried to jump in!

                The financial data tells me it's hopeless, I agree.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those papers ((claim)) that the odds are stacked against you, and you fell without even bothering to play the odds. You never even tried. You are just like if Ukraine had looked at the odds it faced and decided to pack it in because the ((data said it's hopeless)). Going to fight in Ukraine would be the worst for you and for the people who'd be relying on you; you're already a proven failure.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If i put ~~**~~ around words in reference to studies that invalidates them without having to read them or do any math, I am a very smart individual

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >just believe ((the data)), just give up, don't try, don't question
                >MHS0Y

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >just believe ((the data))
                Unironically yes, believing facts and evidence instead of our base instincts is based as frick and seperates us from animals.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                n the UK the top 10% have almost half the national wealth while the poorest 50% have just 9%
                https://equalitytrust.org.uk/scale-economic-inequality-uk

                and this is increasing 1.3 points per year
                https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/personalandhouseholdfinances/incomeandwealth/bulletins/householdincomeinequalityfinancial/financialyearending2022

                while in russia the top 1% have almost half of the national wealth
                https://epthinktank.eu/2022/04/22/human-development-in-putins-russia-what-the-data-tell-us/income-and-wealth-inequalities-in-russia-over-time/

                The UK is basically a more brown, less cold Russia.

                Also this happened just this month lol
                https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/apr/25/britons-need-to-accept-theyre-poorer-says-bank-of-england-economist

                There's clear systemic issues, placing the blame on the individual in this case is moronic because how tf am I supposed to single handedly fix any of these systemic issues fricking up my life? I can't single handedly change state or monetary policy. Recognizing these things and accepting the facts of the situation isn't an "attitude" problem, it's a "problem" problem.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                hah.
                Soooo....how's Brexit working out for ya mates?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Terribly

                We have over 10% inflation while the EU is barely suffering overall and the eurozone is in single digits. We're the only fricking country in western Europe with double digit inflation.

                https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/mar/22/uk-highest-inflation-g7-brexit
                https://www.euronews.com/next/2023/04/19/uk-record-inflation-which-country-in-europe-has-been-worst-hit-and-how-do-they-compare
                https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-65037292

                Also according to the office of national statistics exports have fricking plummeted into the dirt.
                https://www.ons.gov.uk/economy/nationalaccounts/balanceofpayments/bulletins/uktrade/december2022

                All this while the EU is having an almost 20% increase in exports.
                https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php?title=International_trade_in_goods

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                The US is always the UK’s number one trading partner and >we are royally fricked. The EU has managed to stall the collapse, but it’s gonna get bad for them sooner rather than later.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or you could wear a ghillie suit and Semtex blocks and run into vatnigs shouting
      >AlCharlesu Akbar

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    you are probably fat and incompetent so no one will take you

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Work in organized crime then moron. The military doesn't want you

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You seem like a loser and a liability

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Typical zoomer moron. Here's a protip, needledick: militaries have ways to weed out people like you. Nobody's desperate enough to take in, in your own words, a suicidal dumbass. Go play Call of Duty to live out your infantile military hero fantasies.
    t. Vet

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Salty much, welfare queen?

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I want to fight in Ukraine
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah look at this moron. May as well save time and rope yourself instead, the end result will be the same.

    For real though, if this isn't bait, go make something of yourself anon. don't let demoralization destroy you. Get out of the city, live in the country, enjoy nature, work out, find a woman, get married.

    How many dead ukies or russians never had that chance?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don't let demoralization destroy you.
      It already has.

      >Get out of the city, live in the country,
      Costs a shit ton, so no.

      >enjoy nature,
      Can't if it's all polluted and gross with the unpolluted land belonging to large landowners. Also if I try and squat on public land that's a crime.

      >work out, find a woman, get married.
      lmao.

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Needless to say, you won't be accepted. Since you're basically just an autistic loser with suicidal tendencies and no training.

    Just move out of the shithole UK and im sure your life will improve enough that you dont want to just murder someone and die.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just move out of the shithole UK
      I'm investigating ways to do that but it's incredibly hard and costs a shit ton of money I don't have. Ideally i'd just pay under the table for a phd from some balkan shithole and use it to get a comfy remote job while I live in a cheap country but I doubt any of that'll happen.

      >and im sure your life will improve enough that you dont want to just murder someone and die.
      Unironically yes, my financial situation is a big issue. If I became a millionaire tommorrow I could just insulate my life from all my problems due to their material nature, moving out of the UK to a more hospitable country would have the same effect, albeit to a much lesser degree.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ideally i'd just pay under the table for a phd from some balkan shithole and use it to get a comfy remote job
        Fricking knew it. Truth is, there are plenty of opportunities and jobs out there. Just not the ones YOU want. To you, there are no jobs because anything less than a 6 figure remote job in the comfort of your own home is fricking beneath you. There is no housing because anything outside city limits within walking distance of all your favorite amenities may as well not even exist to you. I fricking KNEW it!

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Just not the ones YOU want.
          Literally every job has insane educational and personal requirements attatched to it and shit pay, shit pay being when you take the annual salary minus taxes, National Insurance contributions, prospective rent, transport to and from work, gas, electric, heating, internet, food and other bills you make negative money.

          This is also true of low skilled jobs. I've literally looked into taking a wagie gig and when I did the math i'd make negative money per month so i'm better off staying on welfare.

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can check Brotherhood battalion. I know they currently recruiting (no military experience required), and they also have an international unit. Their telegram: https://t.me/BatalionBratstvo

    %D0%91%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%B9%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%91%D0%A0%D0%90%D0%A2%D0%A1%D0%A2%D0%92%D0%9E
    As already mentioned, you can also try Georgian Battalion or local semi-independent units from diffrerent Azov branches to a number of Belorusian battalions etc.
    That said, the easiest way to join the army is to do that on the ground in Ukraine. All it takes is to make contacts with local volunteers who will always have links with many units experiencing manpower shortage.

    t. Ukie

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You can check Brotherhood battalion.
      Did some research on them, they're ultra christian nationalist schizos, basically christian ISIS. Given i'm an atheist, among other things, I don't think i'd be welcome.

      >That said, the easiest way to join the army is to do that on the ground in Ukraine.
      I don't want to save up money to go to Ukraine only to be turned away, i'd much rather just find a website or something to set up my joining so when I land in Ukraine I have stuff waiting for me so I can get thrown against the front.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I want
        >I want
        Entitled homosexual.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You must be trolling

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You gonna cry like a b***h the second the first shell land in a 5km radio around you.
    You will be as scared as you have never, if you are unlucky enough to live long in the front, on a daily basis.
    You don't even start to comprehend how stupid your rationalization is.

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also, be aware that every single one of these dudes talking shit about your decision are the biggest pussies on earth. Their SKS's and DD AR15s wouldn't even leave the safe if the enemy was at their gates. They would flee in terror, leaving their families and neighbors behind. The (yous) will seethe and cope about this, but the truth remains. I expect a lot of replies along the lines of "Ukraine is not my problem, but if it was..." and "politics this and that", and " muh globohomo". They cannot fathom that someone would seek combat again for the sake of it. Worms.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dominicans invade Haiti
      >go fight for Haiti worm
      OP's having a rough time, but we're right in the head

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also, be aware that every single one of these dudes talking shit about your decision are the biggest pussies on earth.
      Yep. I just want to fight and perhaps die.

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bud, stuff looks dark now but itll get better. Focus on building yourself up, learn new skills. Everyone starts at zero and its hard. I know this isnt what you wanna hear and its youll probably be upset that I didnt help you off yourself by proxy, but this isnt your fight and your feelings have been shared by young men since the dawn of war.

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are you waiting for then homosexual?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >CADET is in english
      are those recruit from birmingham or london or smth?

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are your thoughts on getting hammered by a massive artillery barrage

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'd be pretty fun if I have cover, otherwise it'd be a pretty big annoyance.

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post weight and waist.

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Life is what you make it, if you're that dead set on it then find a why over there and walk into the grounds with faith. There's probably tons of rifles just laying about, amongst other things. Grab what you find and make a difference.
    Inb4 that's moronic
    Op said he's down to die and no man's land has no rules.

  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I live in the UK
    lmao
    Also, join an NGO. There's one that teaches english to Ukranians. At least you can do that and have a friend for life. Google a bit for it.

  25. 12 months ago
    MandicJ

    >Ukie pension

    UH OH! moron ALERT

  26. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some tard in his 50s did this and got red misted by a russian missile. Unless you have either combat experience, medical experience or experience repairing military vehicles/equipment you are practically useless in Ukraine. The best contribution you could hope to make is you take a few bullets or a land mine that wouldve hit someone who could actually fight.

    >I don't give a frick about my life and whether I live or die really and killing people seems like it'll be fun.
    If you say this to any recruiter they will turn you away. Shit like this is an enormous red flag to any recruiters as it signals youll do moronic shit that will probably get others in your unit killed.

    >I have none but i'm ready to fight and die.
    You are just a burden to them, it will take months to train you or they send you on mine clearence.

    >they dont let spergs in the army
    For good reason we dont want some moron throwing a tard meltdown because hes overstimmed from artillery.

    Tldr stop being an edgy sperg and learn to be useful in society. If you dont like society then work to change it.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >throwing a tard meltdown because hes overstimmed from artillery.
      I'm high functioning, moron.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm high functioning, moron.
        >"High-functioning autism” isn't an official medical term or diagnosis.

        "I have no experience, no idea what I'm talking about, but I sure have opinions"

        Sums up OP

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't know what asperger's is

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >signs of assburgers include social awkwardness, repetitive speech, difficulty understanding social issues, awkward movement
            You will get bullied so hard

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP. I have extensive medical experience. Attended advanced first responder training. Graduated the course with honors. Also, know how to handle firearms.

      Still WOULD never even think of going to fight, even if there's a meme legion. What part of "not speaking the local language" does not fit into these people's brain. What if your 'terp gets killed or the FSB throws him 100 grand to lead you to an ambush? How the frick are you supposed to get HUMINT from people. Perhaps that babushka is telling you there's Russians waiting to ambush you and you smile and go "Tak tak love you too granny!" as you go to your death.

      Literally moronic. The only reason they allow the meme legion is for propaganda purposes. Not taking anything away from those guys, but they are just an isolated infantry bunch and Ukies could easily do their job. There's only ukies in the new assault battalions... eh... some food for thought.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        "I have no experience, no idea what I'm talking about, but I sure have opinions"

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly, speaking the local language is crucial. CivDiv even showed how fricky fricky things get when you don't speak with locals, or your "allies".

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"I have no experience, no idea what I'm talking about, but I sure have opinions"
          OP in a nutshell

  27. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >killing people seems like it'll be fun
    it won't be
    modern warfare is based on luck
    you can't dodge a bullet or a missile so you're basically just running around like a headless chicken or a sitting duck just waiting for your luck to run out
    when you're not in combat you'll either be doing absolutely fricking nothing or training/manual labor
    I get the sentiment but this isn't the ye olde times anymore where you could actually give it your all and actually feel what it feels like to get stronger, better, faster and hone your skill to fight
    you're just a unit waiting for orders just a mule to be used and shot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      eh, still better than living in the UK

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Militaries want motivated people with self-esteem. Not depressed zoomer homosexuals that make threads like this.

    If you actually wanted to enlist in their foreign legion, you could just google how to. It's not hard. You however are just a moron posting bait.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stand on the street corner and ring a bell asking for donations to go to ukraine
    That is more help than whatever the frick you are thinking of

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP the military is even more hierarchical, rules-based and full of social nuance than the civilian world.

    In your civilian life you can keep to your autistic self and not get bothered.

    in a combat unit you will get hazed nonstop until the other guys figure out whether you are reliable or a turd.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post weight and waistline.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are a massive homosexual genuinely hurts that people like you exist in this world

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No cap, just join the military. Perhaps try to aim for something specialists that will be needed after the war like UXO removal. You'll get a thrill, be useful, and actually not be a blight on your family tree.

    As for Ukraine, forget it. I don't think they'll take you in for training unless you speak fluent Ukranian or Russian, and I doubt the foreign legion has the tail required to seperately train suicidal dipshits.

    TL;DR Learn to frick with landmines at the British army instead. That way you'll still get to go to Ukraine in time and actually be useful

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're exactly the type of person we're screening applicants for to avoid. Get medical help, seriously. You'd be fighting alongside people with kids, families who want to go back home. You're a liability.
    >t. was involved in recruiting for paramedics groups in Ukraine

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're a pathetic moron, no military would want you, do everyone a favour and drink acid. (because you can't have guns)

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait till the shit at Bakhmut play out first before you get your ticket.

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